ICastFist
@ICastFist@programming.dev
Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor
- Comment on From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg 4 days ago:
Sounds like the bitchy ass dogg became the new anti-drug mascot:
“Drugs will make you so dumb you’ll get scared of children asking questions”I mean, adoption? Wuzzat??? Izzit possibl???
- Comment on monthly challenge 1 week ago:
If I get paid, fuck yeah I’m on it!
- Comment on Anon thinks there is a bicurious double standard 1 week ago:
Fun fact: back in Roman times, it was manly to fuck a twink. Being fucked by another man made you a woman (in their eyes, women were inferior in every aspect). I suppose something similar happened in Greece for a good while
- Comment on Byeeeeeee 1 week ago:
The horseshoe crab denied evolution, so we’ve begun to forcefully take their blood sacrifice instead
- Comment on AI experts return from China stunned: The U.S. grid is so weak, the race may already be over 1 week ago:
Well, “the market” has failed, but it’ll obviously use this as an excuse to further remove regulations, especially in regards to running old power plants fueled by coal and other fossil fuels
- Comment on 100% vegetarian 1 week ago:
Of course it’s a plant, it’s 100% vegetarian!
- Comment on Debatable 1 week ago:
lol, kids these days and their stupid tastes, amirite?
- Comment on Isn't Batman's questioning Superman because he is an unknown entity basically the same reason Lex Luthor has against Superman? 2 weeks ago:
Batman only hurts bad people when it is necessary
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- Comment on Isn't Batman's questioning Superman because he is an unknown entity basically the same reason Lex Luthor has against Superman? 2 weeks ago:
My guess is that anyone who knows/understands batman would look at the plan and discard it immediately. He’s great at planning, but can take longer to figure something out when things don’t go according to plan or are unexpected - no wonder the joker is his nemesis, he’s too chaotic. Come to think of it, the anti-batman plan might be “call the joker”
- Comment on HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron 2 weeks ago:
Or throw AI at it, because that will work super well
- Comment on HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron 2 weeks ago:
It probably reduces the chance of male workers telling them to fuck off. Or the higher ups hire those so they can sexually harass them
- Comment on Hmmm... 2 weeks ago:
Sounds more like a cold couple of minutes, but I’m not good at math
- Comment on Big things happening in the 3D print community 2 weeks ago:
Only one way to find out!
- Comment on Big things happening in the 3D print community 2 weeks ago:
Well, Scott’s dead, didn’t have time for regrets
- Comment on Pretty but pointless 3 weeks ago:
So I got depression, adhd, anxiety and ocd. Thank you, internet strangers!
- Comment on Feeling insecure about going to a 'girlie pop' concert as a 30 year old man, am i overthinking it? 3 weeks ago:
I have a worry that someone is going to start filming me for being ‘grumpy’ or whatever
Embrace your future memetic fame
- Comment on One Angry Man 3 weeks ago:
One Dog goes to Heaven
1 First Date
1 Day (i’ll let you guys figure which movie was the original i thought of)
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- Comment on One Angry Man 3 weeks ago:
Banjo Kazooie Nut and Bolt
Oh, that must be the e621 special edition
- Comment on beaver girls rise 3 weeks ago:
You’re breathtaking!
- Comment on beaver girls rise 3 weeks ago:
Now that’s a superheroine duo I’d want to read/watch
- Comment on beaver girls rise 3 weeks ago:
Every breath I take reminds me of them
- Comment on Honestly 3 weeks ago:
Where’s that comic about “suddenly, you become your fursona” and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That’s extremely relevant here
- Comment on Honestly 3 weeks ago:
If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?
- Comment on How can i casual gamer enter a game online competition? 3 weeks ago:
The game to get better at is the game you enjoy most, and what sites depends on the game.
This is spot on, though keep in mind that, depending on the game, you might play it so much you’ll grow to hate it. You’ll also find yourself looking at videos and guides on how to get better, effectively upping you from a casual
Small time or local competitions/tournaments are likely to only have one mr. motherfucker that will utterly destroy you. They tend to show up a lot more in fighting games, though some strategy games, like Starcraft 1/2, also have a significant number of them. If you want to avoid feeling humiliated, racing games (Gran Turismo, Forza, Project CARS) are the ones you’ll want to go for. Sports games (football, 'murican football, basketball) also have really damn good players, though it’s unlikely you’ll get humiliating losses in them after a bit of training.
As someone else mentioned, speedrunning is also an option, though it’s a lot less about direct confrontation and more about grinding the same game over and over. It’s also the easiest one to “get into”, especially if you aim at less known games. Events like AGDQ can hold head-to-head competition of 2 or more runners in the spot.
Keep in mind that some games need teamwork as much as individual skill - Marvel Rivals, Overwatch 2, League of Legends, etc.
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- Comment on OP cleans his fridge 3 weeks ago:
I don’t think that’s a kidney you can sell on the black market anymore
- Comment on OP cleans his fridge 3 weeks ago:
That’s an egg??? Holy shit, that infection must make chickens’ lives painful
- Comment on Apart, low in cholesterine 3 weeks ago:
Oh boy, I remember that! A blast from 2000!
Look at that publisher. I wonder what those guys are up to nowadays
- Comment on UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs 3 weeks ago:
The programme followed the performer for six months and included her claim to have had sex with 1,057 clients over the course of 12 hours.
Holy shit, not even hentai can reach such high numbers. Even as a gangbang queen, that’s a lot of dick to satisfy
She found it in pursuing “barely legal” sex – traditionally one of the most searched-for terms in porn – with the twist that instead of men searching for videos of other men having sex with teenage (or teenage-looking, depending on how many internet layers you’re prepared to sift through for your purposes) girls, Billinger offered herself to young men. – She had sex with them for free on condition that they gave permission for her to upload the footage to her OnlyFans account
That’s about the smartest economical move she could’ve made
- Comment on The curse of ‘Disco Elysium’, the greatest RPG ever made 3 weeks ago:
Get in the fucking robot,
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