ICastFist
@ICastFist@programming.dev
Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor
- Comment on Anon doesn't fit in 47 minutes ago:
And manually babysitting any fleet you end up putting in that one Argon sector where the Xenon invade like clockwork
- Comment on labubu 1 hour ago:
But it won’t come out fluffy :(
- Comment on Anon doesn't fit in 1 hour ago:
If you pirate all the DLC
- Comment on 23 hours ago:
Bummer. What about having a Florida Man?
- Comment on 1 day ago:
brb, checking local laws on “training animals to do crime”
- Comment on Anon dates a 19 y/o 2 days ago:
The brainrot is real, even with “old hags”. My ex was 3 years younger than me, but she was an avid tiktok scroller. I was often being shown and taught about new “memes” that everyone promptly forgot about by the next week.
- Comment on Husband material 3 days ago:
Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)
- Comment on arriving 3 days ago:
envious tropical noises
- Comment on Randy Pitchford Snaps Back at Borderlands 4 Criticism: 'Code Your Own Engine' 3 days ago:
2D pixel games without realtime raytracing and perfect light simulations never ever sold
- Comment on Randy Pitchford Snaps Back at Borderlands 4 Criticism: 'Code Your Own Engine' 3 days ago:
To be fair, it seems only Epic themselves know how to fuck around with UE5 nowadays. That nanite lighting, temporal antialiasing and dithering everything makes everything look like ass. Games from 2016 look better
- Comment on In a week dominated by Silksong and Borderlands, co-op roguelike Shape of Dreams still managed to launch on Steam as an instant top-seller 4 days ago:
Gaming GabeN’s system
- Comment on Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74 4 days ago:
You could say the rest of the image was
… 😑🕶🤏
Cut and pasted 😎 - Comment on O no 4 days ago:
Buddy should’ve used a manual drill 😎
- Comment on O no 4 days ago:
Found the sauce - goneintorapture.tumblr.com/page/85
- Comment on O no 4 days ago:
It’s on the right part, slightly darker gray
- Comment on Rust 5 days ago:
Rust is so dangerous it has even infected computers and several programmers’ brains
- Comment on 'An embarrassing failure of the US patent system': Videogame IP lawyer says Nintendo's latest patents on Pokémon mechanics 'should not have happened, full stop' 5 days ago:
Nah, you just need to get a friendly judge to tell whoever decides to dispute your patent that they’re wrong and your patent is totally valid and innovative
- Comment on "Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3" 1 week ago:
Chad Broman better keep a silver knife handy
- Comment on Microsoft mandates a return to office 1 week ago:
Anyone within 50 miles of the HQ. Fuck me if I had to travel 50+50 miles (or 80+80 km) every fucking day to/from work. Even “only” 3 days a week would be awful
- Comment on Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control 1 week ago:
Come on, don’t tell me you wouldn’t want a dildo that doubles as ammo?
- Comment on My wife wants a puppy 1 week ago:
Here’s a cheaper alternative
- Comment on have some standards 1 week ago:
Getting paid after every work day, never having to work overtime, having random friends is a must-have for promotions, which also come easy, house and furniture are always clean.
- Comment on have some standards 1 week ago:
Cue some LoL tryhard bragging about being diamond for 5 consecutive seasons or something
- Comment on have some standards 1 week ago:
laughs in plane simulator setup
…
IF I HAD ONE!!!
- Comment on choice 1 week ago:
Your colon
- Comment on sorry guys i slept in 1 week ago:
- Comment on sorry guys i slept in 1 week ago:
No, that was back in 1999
- Comment on Thanks satan 1 week ago:
Next to their NFT collection
- Comment on The time has come! 1 week ago:
I want the guide on how to superheat your cube until it glows white
- Comment on walter 1 week ago:
Walter should know better than to consume the stuff he produces