ICastFist
@ICastFist@programming.dev
Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor
- Comment on Happy 20th anniversary to the Corrupted Blood incident! 9 hours ago:
The perfect weapon for shamans
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 day ago:
Which bait do you think will work better for keeping them at bay, a donut, a twinkie or a burger?
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 day ago:
If they ever go abroad, it’ll be SAS - Steak And Sauce
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 day ago:
That won’t be enough, soon they’ll be equipped with segways
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 day ago:
MtnDw of Honor
- Comment on 2022 vs. 2026 FIFA World Cup ticket prices 1 day ago:
You’d be surprised. There are also people who will go into debt just to watch some of those games
- Comment on 2022 vs. 2026 FIFA World Cup ticket prices 1 day ago:
For the opening match, you get to watch the opening ceremony as well, so there’s that
- Comment on Trump Classifies “Anti-Capitalism” as a Political Pre-Crime 1 day ago:
The perpetual criminal
- Comment on Harsh 2 days ago:
Aim for the ground, if you miss that, just give up
- Comment on Updates that don't tell me what is being updated 2 days ago:
Also happens with some apps on fdroid. “Update available” - click to see, nothing there
- Comment on kya 2 days ago:
I wish the problem was only in 'murica, I have to deal with that constantly down in Bruhzil
- Comment on Meh, I'm more of an Aragorn fan... 2 days ago:
if you didn’t use legos, would it be legoless legless legolas loss?
- Comment on GOG: We’re thrilled to announce that the Crysis Remastered Trilogy has joined our catalog, and the original Crysis is now part of the GOG Preservation Program! 3 days ago:
A cherry on top would be if the announcement was “Now your PC can run Crysis”
- Comment on Emperor of overpromising Peter Molyneux says he's done with games after Masters of Albion, which is also his 'redemption title' 3 days ago:
Fable 1 was a game I had lots of fun with. Being Brazilian, I was more or less immune to the hype buildup around the game, so I had no clue what was promised vs. what was delivered until years later
- Comment on Why can't we have a static vintage web? 5 days ago:
The why: because a lot of people have been conned into “needing” sites that can fry the client’s CPU, to the point where the con became the norm.
Another why: it’s easier to woo bosses/higher ups/clients when you show them pretty visuals. Doesn’t matter that the visuals are a fucking atrocity of spaghetti code, now they DEMAND pretty everything everywhere, fuck being practical or lightweight
- Comment on IT'S A TRAP 6 days ago:
- Comment on Shortly After Xbox Game Pass Prices Spiked, the Page to Cancel Game Pass Subscriptions Was Overwhelmed 1 week ago:
Westwood, my beloved 😢
Would be good if Maxis also got out of their throes, though that’s extremely unlikely, given The Sims
- Comment on Shortly After Xbox Game Pass Prices Spiked, the Page to Cancel Game Pass Subscriptions Was Overwhelmed 1 week ago:
Never too late to introduce them to all of your favourite classic games, either
Easier if you start with Bomberman Party on the PS1 or the arcade Neo Bomberman. I think those play much better than anything Bomberman released after 2004
If the kid enjoys strategy, starting out with Age of Empires should be easy. Or just leave them messing around with Settlers 2
- Comment on Shortly After Xbox Game Pass Prices Spiked, the Page to Cancel Game Pass Subscriptions Was Overwhelmed 1 week ago:
I want a subscription free Console that supports online play.
Sorry, best we can do is a PC or phone
- Comment on Shortly After Xbox Game Pass Prices Spiked, the Page to Cancel Game Pass Subscriptions Was Overwhelmed 1 week ago:
I mean, you can set up a gaming pc or laptop to mostly work with a controller and have a general interface akin to that of consoles. Retro stuff like Lakka or RetroPie already do it super well. The “set up” part is where you’ll likely spend several hours, though
- Comment on Fucking why though? Are cows endangered? 1 week ago:
Whenever I hear someone complain about things being expensive, I’m reminded of this:
“It ain’t expensive, it’s just that your salary is low”
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- Comment on Everyone thinks the Deus Ex remaster looks awful and they're right: 'They really turned those 1999 graphics into 2003 graphics' 1 week ago:
One of them is even linked in the article lol
- Comment on Both Sega and PocketPair are taking jabs at Nintendo and I'm loving it 1 week ago:
For an Animal Crossing-ish experience on PC, you can try Dinkum (indie, solo dev) or Hello Kitty Island Adventures (unironically good, but also limits some activities per real day, like AC New Horizons)
- Comment on ... 2 weeks ago:
If there is enough skin/sag under your pectoral to hold a pencil, it’s a manboob
- Comment on Both Sega and PocketPair are taking jabs at Nintendo and I'm loving it 2 weeks ago:
Except More Than Just Pals is actually being developed
Really? The community hub on steam has nothing ever since the announcement. I don’t follow pocketpair on any social media, so there’s that
- Comment on Palworld x ULTRAKILL collaboration announced 2 weeks ago:
Damn, if that gives Palworld a dungeon where the poor pals can get blasted into bloody gibs, I’m so fucking down - probably won’t get that violent, I suppose we might get some 2 or 3 weapons and 2 sets of armor + 1 raid boss
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- Comment on Does it feel like the PS5's library is *severely* lacking compared to the PS4's around the same time in its lifecycle? 2 weeks ago:
“Quickly” - the “Bioware magic” used to be years of lack of direction followed by one year of “HOLY SHIT WE NEED TO DELIVER!” crunch
But the former executive producer of Dragon Age, Mark Darrah (…) posted a YouTube video about how the so-called “BioWare magic” really worked. According to Darrah, it referred to a hockey stick graph where most of the progress is nearly unnoticeable. It’s nearly flat, and “if you draw that line out, then your game is shipping in like 30 years.” At a certain point, the developers hit a “pivotal point” when the game would finally shape up and a lot of progress would be made in a short amount of time. According to the developer, that tipping point is what is known as“BioWare magic.”
- Comment on Palfarm Trailer - Palworld Spin-Off Game 2 weeks ago:
“Hello Nintendo, please enjoy this video of us making Animal Crossing, complete with our own Ankha expy!”
