ICastFist
@ICastFist@programming.dev
Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor
- Comment on What's going on with Borderlands 2? Steam is giving it for free, but the game has 23% positive recent reviews. 1 day ago:
They would never turn around and desert me
- Comment on Existential dread 1 day ago:
Why not control the cockroaches with puppet leaders?
- Comment on The future of warfare is now 1 day ago:
Who’s his Yuri?
- Comment on The first weekly What Are You Playing? thread! 2 days ago:
I’ve played some old Silver Box Dungeons and Dragons games (Heroes of the Lance, Dragons of Flame and Shadow Sorcerer) I got from a GOG promotion who knows how long ago. Stuff from 1988-1990. My god, those games suck HARD. Granted, PCs didn’t have much in terms of “good real time action games”, but those just feel awful from start to finish. The fact that increasing cycles or adding frameskips in DOSBox doesn’t speed up the games doesn’t help, either.
Shadow Sorcerer isn’t as bad as the previous 2, no longer being a side scroller and being real time tactics, but it doesn’t quite cut it.
- Comment on The first weekly What Are You Playing? thread! 2 days ago:
If you want Star Wars with actual saber combat, try the old Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy games. Neither should be too long, but I think JA is easier overall, as levels tend to be pretty straightforward and you start as padawan with a saber. Fighting against multiplayer bots in both games can be fun, too.
- Comment on The first weekly What Are You Playing? thread! 2 days ago:
Have you bard-monked your way to high levels yet?
- Comment on The first weekly What Are You Playing? thread! 2 days ago:
Fuck me once I start playing it, I can see I’ll get addicted
- Comment on straight sluggin 2 days ago:
It’s a banana for scale
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 3 days ago:
It’d work if it were 3, 4 and 5
- Comment on Anon reads between the lines 3 days ago:
Fuck, I’d totally fail that QTE right behind a guard on purpose
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 3 days ago:
Ah, a teacher that does not comprehend the barometer
Two other right answers:
- Luis’ pizza is at least <whatever is the correct fraction> smaller than Marty’s (which is basically the same answer as the kid’s)
- Marty ate someone else’s pizza besides his own
And, for funsies:
- Luis’ pizza is 50% crust, so it doesn’t fully count as pizza
- Luis doesn’t like pizza and actually fed the dog while nobody was looking
- Marty is many years older than Luis, therefore he has eaten many years’ worth of pizza ahead of Luis
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 3 days ago:
Marty could’ve eaten someone else’s pizza besides his own, which would also make it a correct answer. The question didn’t say he ate 4/6 of his pizza and nothing else
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 3 days ago:
- Comment on Google just had to put AI in the app store, and it apparently endorses scummy scam sites 5 days ago:
Normies and children
- Comment on Avocado 5 days ago:
Just say “no homo” and you’re good. Avoid the nut, because that’s super gay bro
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
The funny thing is that we’re also seeing small computers like raspberry pi and similars being very open and, save for some of the heavy graphics stuff, being perfect as daily drivers for casual people.
Meanwhile, I don’t expect phones to become open at all
- Comment on What games are just objective master pieces? 1 week ago:
Prey 2017 or Prey 2006?
- Comment on What games are just objective master pieces? 1 week ago:
Spyro and Crash trilogies on the PSX, as well as the Quake 2 port, would definitely merit being called technical masterpieces
On the original Xbox, Phantom Dust would fit that bill, despite being a commercial failure at the time. The tldr is that you create a collection of spells (attacks, traps, dodges, curses, buffs) and try to grab them and the “mana” during the real time duels, in order to beat your opponents. Terrain is semi destructible and you have to take into consideration the trajectory of your spells - www.xbox.com/games/store/…/9PCDNBHR11MR
- Comment on Considering the old model is made with shrink-wrapping this is viable option 1 week ago:
That’s one hell of a chungusaurus
- Comment on Musk and Zuck ‘Use Our Love for Each Other to Hold Us Hostage’ 1 week ago:
Anything with video call will almost invariably not have any other features you’re looking for.
- Comment on work is easy 1 week ago:
anon is a closet gay confirmed
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I tried to ask Oracle, but they just redirected me to the manuals and closed the ticket
- Comment on 1 week ago:
The door on the bottom right looks like a fridge, the thing in the middle looks like a door, there’s enough empty space there to put a damn bed in there.
- Comment on Weapons trafficking 1 week ago:
Sell cocaine in Paris, probably
- Comment on Anon tries to save money 1 week ago:
Brazil and most Latin American countries are also safe pirate havens, unless you set up a for-profit piracy site, then you’re painting a huge target on your head.
- Comment on Skyrim-style open world RPG Tainted Grail: The Fall Of Avalon releases out of early access today 1 week ago:
Can we exploit the shit out of the game within the first 10 minutes? Because that’s one of the most important aspects of bethesda games
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 1 week ago:
I’ve been using baggy jeans for around 20 years now, I don’t intend to stop. Fuck the fashion police!
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 1 week ago:
Being born male isn’t an impediment. Make a statement, wear yoga leggings everywhere!
- Comment on Yes 1 week ago:
I think people say “fuck Games Workshop” even on reddit
- Comment on Yes 1 week ago:
Damn, I think I once asked for their version 8 CD, was amazed at it!
