ICastFist
@ICastFist@programming.dev
Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor
- Comment on Anon likes Dragon Ball 1 day ago:
They didn’t block all the porn, that’s why they didn’t riot
- Comment on where the cuties 1 day ago:
I’m in my 30s and look like the above, minus the hair. I miss having more hair :(
- Comment on where the cuties 1 day ago:
You can hear his klompen all the way from here
- Comment on Come the fuck on.... please? 1 day ago:
Jesus being sent to “The Savior” would be divine comedy
- Comment on TEETH 4 days ago:
Why does it look like they have like 15 sets of teeth, even though it’s only 4?
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 4 days ago:
The fuck is a clutch? Oh, manual gear? I learned at driving school, I think all of them use manual cars in Brazil, since they’re way more common than automatics
- Comment on Shower. I hate the wet place 4 days ago:
Before sleep. Always. Sometimes in public transportation, too, when I don’t have anything to read or watch on my phone
- Comment on hmm breakfast 4 days ago:
Pretty sure the right one was also the breakfast of several troops during WW1 and WW2
- Comment on Get over yourself 4 days ago:
One of my coworkers loved to make “i bet so-and-so is gay, look at how he does stuff” joke remarks. I once had the chance to joke back: “Dunno man, you spend a LOT of time thinking about how he’s gay, you’re always paying attention to him, you’re always talking about him, that’s pretty gay of you” - That made him stop with those while I’m around, at least.
- Comment on AI "Phone Farm" Startup Gets Funding from Marc Andreessen to Flood Social Media With Spam 6 days ago:
Clearly what the world needs, more fucking spam
- Comment on We should ask the sheep... 6 days ago:
- Comment on Capcom doubles down on its decision to go pay-per-view during the Street Fighter League despite the fact that nobody really likes it 1 week ago:
Capcom is 100% betting on their Japanese viewers, the west is just a “sad casualty”, so to speak. If this ends up working in their favor, expect this shit to expand to other companies and tournaments, just like pay2win did.
- Comment on economic success 1 week ago:
Change Kazu’s gender so it’s all about hairy booba instead of hairy feet, that’ll work!
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 1 week ago:
Considering how dependent on M$ servers and products the 'murican government is, Microsoft could easily push for a MAD standoff against them
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 1 week ago:
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 1 week ago:
That’d be funny as hell
- Comment on The 1980s summed up in a single photo. 1 week ago:
Thank fuck smoking indoors in public spaces has been banned in Brazil since 1997, I can’t stand the smell
- Comment on Great to see some actual progress over there 1 week ago:
Reminds me of a gag in one of the Asterix comics (i think it was Asterix in Helvetia, but I might be wrong), where an innkeeper would yell “cuckoo” whenever an hour had passed, alerting everyone to turn their hourglasses in order to keep track of time
- Comment on Great to see some actual progress over there 1 week ago:
Maybe this one Mohammed’s diet is composed entirely of 'murican food
- Comment on If only we knew... 1 week ago:
The thing is that you better ensure they don’t work or meet up with other nazis in that meantime, otherwise they might reinforce their stupid aryan bubble
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 1 week ago:
And other furry bits
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 1 week ago:
Aw, cutting right when he hears “morons” and laughs is cruel
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 1 week ago:
Perfect for a nuclear engineer’s control rod
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 1 week ago:
I, too, like to commit crimes
- Comment on A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light 1 week ago:
I guess taping the light is too hard?
- Comment on grindset challenge 1 week ago:
Crap, I already took a flu shot 2 weeks ago and they won’t let me take another :(
- Comment on My AYN Thor 1 week ago:
Does it have a HDMI port to connect to a TV? Since it’s Android, I suppose pairing a new controller would be easy, so stuff you emulate from home consoles can be played with 2-4 people
- Comment on Anon uses the internet like a normie 1 week ago:
The advertising industry as a whole is the biggest scam ever created
- Comment on Anon uses the internet like a normie 1 week ago:
I’ve had that a few times on family and gf’s computers. It was worse than my pirate shenanigans before adblocks were a thing - you know, dealing with sites that had 3 redirects with a dozen DOWNLOAD buttons that were all ads before getting to the real link.
- Comment on Xbox ditching hardware and exclusive games "makes sense," former Microsoft exec and Blizzard boss says, as "only a moron would continue" making consoles as games go third party 2 weeks ago:
PCs are becoming consoles
The Amiga dream is finally coming true