beaver girls rise

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We owe it all to fungus girls

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Those are the girls you put a ring on.

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Every breath I take reminds me of them

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      fairy ring

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  • BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do you mean fungals?

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You think there are multiple fungirls, but is really just one very large fungirl and the fungirls you see are just their reproductive organs.

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  don’t let your cat girls outside, they tear up the local ecosystem

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  • thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nyan?

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  • _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe if the ecosystem didn’t want to be torn up it shouldn’t have been so tear-upable :3

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• nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You do realize that to maintain the natural balance there need to be billions of bacteriagirls for every beaver girl

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    'Cause we are living in a microscopic world

    And I am a bacterial girl

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    • oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I hate that I heard that in my head to barbie girl…

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  • Saleh@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Gendering bacteria is a bit difficult though.

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    • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Slimegirls beg to differ.

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• sneezycat@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is this an euphemism for lesbians?

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  • KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When I was playing Elden Ring I said the same thing about “finger maiden”

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Try fingers, but hole

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    • Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Finger maiden? I hardly know her maiden!

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  • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, just those that go au naturale

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• jouhija@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Aren’t all girls beaver girls?

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    smells like seven layers

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Crab girl (tastes like crab, looks like girl) and lizard woman (one of our reptilian overlords), here to take over the world.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Now that’s a superheroine duo I’d want to read/watch

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  • frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m absolutely rolling at, “Tastes like crab, looks like girl.”

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  well, I’m doing my part by feeding the roving hoarde of feral catgirls that show up every couple of nights.

  oddly, they … don’t seem to really go for normal cat food.

  I’ve found that a crushed up mix of ramen packets and pocky works well, mix it with either tuna or chicken.

  Also, they scream at me now if I just give them water… I gave them some boba tea once, and noe it seems to be a requirement, they’ll start clawing each other if it isn’t present.

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• knightly@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I know precisely one beaver furry and they are more girl-ish than girl. XD

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• AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Beaver girls twerk, and suddenly - dam!

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Ay gurl, are you a centipede? Coz those legs don’t quit!”

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does being the mod of the beaver community count? I guess I’m a beaver girl.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Girl, you’re the beaver queen.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Omg, I would so wear that.

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    • tyr0sine@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The illustrious Beaver Queen from that year’s contest was named Jeannie Tailia. 😆

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You can’t fool owls!

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• Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So, Canadian chicks?

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• Saleh@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What about the vulture girls?

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  • oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Something something…my ex girlfriend…blah blah blah.

    Now nobody has to make that joke.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thank you for your sacrifice.

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• Batman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m a wolf girl >:3

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There are two inside you.

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• heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Awwww dam, I’ll be your birch tree

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• robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  too many outdoor catgirls disrupting the ecosystem

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• gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The ecosystem is so hollowed out that higher-up the foodchain species like beaver have a tougher time feeding themselves, while lower-down species have to re-populate an underpopulated environment. of course you’d rather be a mouse than a beaver in these days.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Had to look up riparian. Learned something today. Though I think I knew that at one time then forgot it :(

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