You do realize that to maintain the natural balance there need to be billions of bacteriagirls for every beaver girl
beaver girls rise
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world 2 months ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
'Cause we are living in a microscopic world
And I am a bacterial girl
oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 months ago
I hate that I heard that in my head to barbie girl…
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
don’t let your cat girls outside, they tear up the local ecosystem
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 2 months ago
Nyan?
_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Maybe if the ecosystem didn’t want to be torn up it shouldn’t have been so tear-upable :3
sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Is this an euphemism for lesbians?
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
When I was playing Elden Ring I said the same thing about “finger maiden”
Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 2 months ago
Finger maiden? I hardly know her maiden!
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
No, just those that go au naturale
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Crab girl (tastes like crab, looks like girl) and lizard woman (one of our reptilian overlords), here to take over the world.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
Now that’s a superheroine duo I’d want to read/watch
frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m absolutely rolling at, “Tastes like crab, looks like girl.”
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
well, I’m doing my part by feeding the roving hoarde of feral catgirls that show up every couple of nights.
oddly, they … don’t seem to really go for normal cat food.
I’ve found that a crushed up mix of ramen packets and pocky works well, mix it with either tuna or chicken.
Also, they scream at me now if I just give them water… I gave them some boba tea once, and noe it seems to be a requirement, they’ll start clawing each other if it isn’t present.
knightly@pawb.social 2 months ago
I know precisely one beaver furry and they are more girl-ish than girl. XD
jouhija@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Aren’t all girls beaver girls?
Klear@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
smells like seven layers
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Does being the mod of the beaver community count? I guess I’m a beaver girl.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Girl, you’re the beaver queen.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Omg, I would so wear that.
tyr0sine@mander.xyz 2 months ago
The illustrious Beaver Queen from that year’s contest was named Jeannie Tailia. 😆
Klear@lemmy.world 2 months ago
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“Ay gurl, are you a centipede? Coz those legs don’t quit!”
Routhinator@startrek.website 2 months ago
So, Canadian chicks?
Saleh@feddit.org 2 months ago
What about the vulture girls?
oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 months ago
Something something…my ex girlfriend…blah blah blah.
Now nobody has to make that joke.
Klear@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thank you for your sacrifice.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Beaver girls twerk, and suddenly - dam!
Batman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m a wolf girl >:3
Klear@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
There are two inside you.
heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Awwww dam, I’ll be your birch tree
robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 2 months ago
too many outdoor catgirls disrupting the ecosystem
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Had to look up riparian. Learned something today. Though I think I knew that at one time then forgot it :(
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
The ecosystem is so hollowed out that higher-up the foodchain species like beaver have a tougher time feeding themselves, while lower-down species have to re-populate an underpopulated environment. of course you’d rather be a mouse than a beaver in these days.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
We owe it all to fungus girls
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Those are the girls you put a ring on.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
Every breath I take reminds me of them
Hupf@feddit.org 2 months ago
fairy ring
BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do you mean fungals?
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You think there are multiple fungirls, but is really just one very large fungirl and the fungirls you see are just their reproductive organs.