Frozengyro

@Frozengyro@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Still need a plastic fork, but I approve, lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuckin CEO's and billionaires gotta go⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That was my first thought. I don’t work a blue collar job but I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty. This guy looks like he’s never been near a running chainsaw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, but doing dishes is no fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A reminder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s been investigations into people doing stuff like this, and they do not get paid out. Like the guy who bet there would be a streaker at the Superbowl, and then streaked at the Superbowl.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World record 💯⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I honestly don’t mind kids on planes except when their parents don’t give a shit how they behave. If they are at least putting some effort in having their kids behave, I totally understand. It’s the ones who let their awful kids go unchecked to become awful adults that drive me insane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Housing prices⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, we’ll destroy houses for freeways and data centers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨congratulations⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Geese on a meese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Supergirl 2026 storyline⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This meme is so confusing, do I read it top to bottom or bottom to top?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Different strokes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He actually only worked the registers, but made himself a sweaty cock shake every night for two years!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covering up⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It would probably be some gaudy gold thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get ready for⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dunedain on corn so fine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza Party and Casual Fridays⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Considering most of the bosses and bosses bosses etc I’ve worked for in my life are the laziest dumb fucks I’ve ever met … I have my doubts. There were definitely exceptions but not the majority.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Omaha and Wichita are not on the same level as any of the rest you’ve listed. Very random to put them in here. Omaha is the 42nd largest city and Wichita is 52nd. And if you’re comparing Metro areas I would guess that disparity would place them much lower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy has peaked. Checkmate atheists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Many would.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Urine Luck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good idea, no downsides⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s … that’s the joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First and final day of posting Subarus slathered in quirky bumper stickers.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t either but it totally fits with the rest of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end of civilization costs $5⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost done making my ISS, shouldn’t be too many leaks when I’m done with it. I’m using the expensive duct tape after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, only have prunes over here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Momma didn't raise no quiter, I know my mission⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Climb it after making a mess with your hook shot. Lot more challenging with wet holds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glad they're looking out for me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope not, that’s sickeningly evil. God forbid you just do the right thing…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turns out Boomers did have participation trophies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Boomers weren’t called the ‘Me Generation’ for nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the Strait of Hormuz Open? Up to the second accurate info⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t mix up which is which

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why can't this happen to me?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would I have to imagine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  3 is too specific, #2?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going with #3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the evolutionary advantage of very long hair on human heads?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think many see evolution as a smart process moving towards something or as improvement. That’s correlation, it looks that way from the outside, but evolution is merely what survived long enough to reproduce, and traits best for that and/or selected by a partner, are what get passed on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Go outside and touch some grass"... The Outside:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Murican space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pets a dog⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup, plus the friendlier ones were more likely to get fed, mean ones more likely to get killed, which resulted in more or less offspring like them. Do that for generations and voila, you’re now a French bulldog