Frozengyro

@Frozengyro@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why can't this happen to me?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would I have to imagine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  3 is too specific, #2?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going with #3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the evolutionary advantage of very long hair on human heads?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think many see evolution as a smart process moving towards something or as improvement. That’s correlation, it looks that way from the outside, but evolution is merely what survived long enough to reproduce, and traits best for that and/or selected by a partner, are what get passed on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Go outside and touch some grass"... The Outside:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Murican space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pets a dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup, plus the friendlier ones were more likely to get fed, mean ones more likely to get killed, which resulted in more or less offspring like them. Do that for generations and voila, you’re now a French bulldog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if I told you life doesn't have to be this way?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maga:

  Abortion 🤚

  Death penalty 🚬👄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It feels more natural⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My client is innocent, no cap. And I’ll show you why the prosecutor is cooked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rather than go cold turkey you can quit smoking by restricting the times that you can have a cigarette⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dr: No really, you’re getting the lungs of the month award.

  Me: got a lighter?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner for one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a simpler time. Would be 40+ today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weak ah bih⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially a Jimmy neutron male

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I become a sea boat worker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know anything about boats, but have a suggestion you may find helpful for a while.

  Do you have anyone close who would be willing to take your gun/s for awhile? Just someone who could hold onto them until you feel better about having possession of them again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that explains all the masterbation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was very much looking forward to hearing his riveting opinion on this matter. Oh well. Maybe next time.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just reading Glover’s wiki today. Kirk would probably bitch about Glover listening to the poem ‘whitey on the moon’ every week. I had never heard of this poem before, a great and important piece of art.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emissions go brrrr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish that wasn’t a problem. There are 3 Costcos within about 30 minutes of me. Every time I’ve been, all hours of the day, each pump has about 4-6 cars waiting in line to fill up. People will wait 15 minutes because it’s generally 20-30 cents cheaper per gallon than anywhere else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I said maybe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s clearly a good swimmer with the constant flood of pussy he’s drowning in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zen⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Grassyass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been waiting for this for a long time.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was upset for a second that I finally bought it a month ago 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy "don't believe anything you see and hear" day! Also known as "day of morons"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe a social media platform based on telling truer truths?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come if my dog is sick and I take him to get put out of his misery its ok? On a human its not? How come human laws don't apply to animals? I think of our dog as family and he's one of us?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Surprised I didn’t see this higher. Mostly it’s due to religion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon dips⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can Google and find results for that ranch recipe. Not sure how it compares to the original.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a person of average intelligence, I knew exactly what the acronym was. Not sure the issue here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Population per capita of US states⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also without

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOES ANYONE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s an actual game called ‘5D chess with multiverse time travel’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox as a platform is officially dead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if it’s Gabe shaped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, shit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  2026, noooo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reverse the genders, keep the photo, grab popcorn and watch the anti trans comments. Probably wouldn’t happen on Lemmy, but who knows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And then Einstein presented him a nobel for medicine and everyone clapped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh... 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise them⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Drop your French onion soup recipes here please: