Anon ups his fibre intake

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• Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh gods Thank you for this I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You should look up reviews for the Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.

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    • lepinkainen@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And watch the video of that one dude with the perpetually backwards cap eating a full bag of them 😆

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    • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh I know them! Almost bought one to leave at my last day of work in the office 😂

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  • Alteon@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just missed my flight. I was stressed and upset. This greentext…holy shit. I’m in tears laughing. Thanks!

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• Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was literally in tears while reading this holy shit. It makes me think of the sugar free gummy bear story 😭

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  • cornshark@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What story is that?

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    • shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Haribo released some sugar free gummy bears, and apparently the artificial sweetener they used to make them wreaks havoc on most people’s digestion. The Amazon listing was filled with reviews graphically detailing the effects.

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    • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Apparently some artificial sweeteners can act as a laxative. So effectively, those gummy bears were strong laxatives, leading to anybody who eats one to have to spend a long time on the toilet.

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    • Azteh@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The story of peanutbitter

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Search for “Sugar free gummy bears review”. There are a TON of super funny stories out there. All of them meme worthy

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  • CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only thing that’s got me better is the beans story.

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This isn’t real, you’re just baiting because it’s lemmy… Right? …Right?

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Eat a diverse diet with lots of green vegetables. The fiber is good for you.

  Eats sawdust every day, dies from impacted colon

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That will get you insoluable fiber. Fruits and other veggies have soluable fiber.

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    • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      The fact that bananas and avocado are being listed separate to "berries“ disproportunately angers me.

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  • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t forget plenty of water.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      plenty of water, indeed. it what makes the shit soft.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear. Tried to eat water.

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• TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bro forgot to drink more water too

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  • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you don’t necessarily have to trink water, I eat mostly soup and am just fine because of this, even without drinking water

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    • EddoWagt@feddit.nl ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You know you’re just drinking spicy water when eating soup, right?

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Water based cooking wins again.

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    • Phen@lemmy.eco.br ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Soup might do the trick, but stuff like coca cola definitely doesn’t.

      People say that a terrible diet will make you die earlier and that doesn’t scare anybody. They should be telling that before dying there will be several years where you’ll need to use your hands to scoop the shit out of your ass.

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• AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fiber is great, but in general, going from low to high fiber too quickly can do all kinds of gastrointestinal trouble, your microbiome has to adjust - and fiber supplements especially, if taken not as instructed, can indeed cause more severe complications like blockage.

  If you don’t poop for several days even though you are eating, that needs to be looked at. Anon got lucky it resolved on its own with a nice story to tell.

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you don’t poop for several days even though you are eating, that needs to be looked at

    Had an injury and needed some baby morphine pills. The side effects was notable and the pain of even just a full day was incredible. There’s no way I could go 4 days with a hospital right across the street.

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can in America. Going to the hospital for constipation would be a few thousand dollars minimum.

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  • Sergio@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I read somewhere that there are actually two types of fiber, and they have different effects, but most food is only ever labelled “fiber” so idk.

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    • angband@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Soluble vs. insoluble. But also fermenting vs. non-fermenting for both types. Psyllium husk powder is non-fermenting soluble fiber. Not drinking enough water with soluble fiber gives hard stools. But soluble fiber is “the good kind”. That super popular doctor recommended fiber-by-the-spoon is psyllium powder, all dressed up.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fiber teaches us lessons in moderation. I’ve been backed up by its overabundance and I’ve been backed up by its absence.

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• kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is one of my favorite greentexts ever

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• OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ‘my guts are yelling in German’ lmao

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  • kata1yst@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gondor calls for aid

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  • Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Moose in heat living in my colon.

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• candyman337@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Had a similar experience when I ate fiber cereal as a kid, it was only one day of constipation though. I remember thinking I hadn’t pooped and that was weird, I woke up the next day, brushed my teeth and as I walked out of the bathroom I felt something DROP and audible went “OH GOD!” and ran back in and barely made it to the toilet. I was late for school that day.

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake: anon tried to lose weight Gay: anon had his ass destroyed by fiber

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you can add two spaces at the end of a line to cause a new-line, like this:<sapce><space>
    here starts a new line

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I seem to have forgot to do that.

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• MagillaGorilla@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What the Shakespearean green text is this…

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How to pass the 3 day no poop challenge! And then some.

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• Uri@infosec.pub ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This was the funniest story I have ever had

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Funniest story so far!

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• morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  this was a glorious greentext to behold

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• Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well some weight was lost, at least

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• acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  DRINK MORE WATEEEEER!!

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• truxnell@aussie.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nearly shat myself laughing

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• bpalmerau@aussie.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  @sh.itjust.works Yes it does, whether you want it to or not

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