corsicanguppy
@corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
- Comment on What is the hate against Pit Bulls? Everyone I've met are super friendly like my BC. Or are they the new Doberman for this cycle? 1 day ago:
They get joy from killing other animals.
You seem to be psychic; or you can talk to them. Which is it?
My family has vet hospital people and spca people in it, and they don’t have your level of certainty.
- Comment on Urine Luck 2 days ago:
Ouch. Sick burn.
- Comment on When people die in wildfires, is it that the fire spread too fast for people to mobilise escape? Or more that people were delayed leaving? 3 days ago:
The code is concrete.
- Comment on Settle a debate can potato's and noodles go together and taste great with sauce and other things? (I say it can) However my mother says two starches should never be cooked because it's too much. 4 days ago:
potato’s
Why the apostrophe?
- Comment on people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable 4 days ago:
That’s when you hold the phone to your face - like a phone - so you can talk at a normal volume and hear people really well.
phones were designed to be used, well, like phones. People holding them like a slice of pizza and shouting into them like some narcissist ‘reality’ TV contestant are carefully defeating all the optimisation and annoying everyone on the same city block as them.
- Comment on people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable 4 days ago:
We were at a restaurant just tonight next to a table where a man had a FaceTime on speakerphone for like a half-hour.
Remember when that was impolite?
- Comment on As a mainer, and a progressive, this is like the ending to "Ol' Yeller." 6 days ago:
It’s neat to condemn people as criminals on a simple timely accusation.
- Comment on I bought a schuko plug adapter. They didn't read specs or even tried it: the diameter of the hole is too small! 1 week ago:
Yes but the standards are listed somewhere, so, uh, that’s job-done, right?
- Comment on What's the weirdest thing in english? 1 week ago:
It’s that it’s being driven by influencers and popularity, and not being improved incrementally according to consistent rules and patterns.
Other languages have steering committees; we have vapid tiktok influencerati trash steering the evolution of English.
Fucking hell.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
laundry mat
laundromat
- Comment on BREAKING: Canary debanked by Lloyds 1 week ago:
mostly factual
quite dishonest at times
Yeah. You know the difference between ‘mostly’ and ‘always’ does allow for some ‘at times’ exceptions, eight?
- Comment on Royal Family to get a 94% surge in taxpayer-funded income whilst 'it's subjects' must expect less 2 weeks ago:
it’s subjects
Is it?
- Comment on What is the fundamental difference between sudo and doas ? 3 weeks ago:
Dedicated Openbsd Application Subexecutor
That’s got to be a convoluted Backronym.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Security! Yeah. The guy in the bellbottom jorts. Get him out.
- Comment on Scan to Verify You're Human 3 weeks ago:
is a massive ask.
No, it’s not. It’s a massive request. When you punch out and leave the car lot, be sure to use regular English.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Everytime
Still not a word.
- Comment on Why does most of the US blame Saudi Arabia for the 9/11 attacks? Al-Qaeda may have been trained there but that doesn't makes Saudi's responsible does it? 3 weeks ago:
Saudi’s
Saudis
- Comment on Bran flakes could be classed as junk food under new healthy eating guidelines 3 weeks ago:
But the brain on glucose goes brrrrrr.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I HAVE sent a cover letter, and it WAS mentioned in the callback. Mind you, I drop Easter eggs into them for fun. “Look. I’m an 80% for for this job on day 1; 90% if I’m on enough caffeine. Let’s talk” etc. I shouldn’t write them at 1am.
- Comment on Police officer, 19, dies from crash injuries 4 weeks ago:
Because she was doing public good at the time? I get it’s super fetch to be ACAB and generalize and such, so you may not value cops as emergency workers until you need one, but leave room for other people to respect emergency workers in a burnout-prone job.
- Comment on AI Data Centers’ Water Consumption Breaks 264 Billion Gallons in 2025 as Devastating Drought Hits Nearly 63% of U.S. 5 weeks ago:
Ai Data Centers’
No. Water-cooled Data Centers did this.
Call out the transgressors for their transgression and stop the dilution and transferrence of the real problem.
Cool your shit with air.
- Comment on Stay hydrated, folks 5 weeks ago:
What’s a ‘gallon’ in normal volume measurements?
- Comment on Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's Daughters Are Still Receiving Rent-Free Royal Accommodation 5 weeks ago:
They pull in a LOT of rent-money. I bet they don’t need to pay much rent themselves.
- Comment on Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's Daughters Are Still Receiving Rent-Free Royal Accommodation 5 weeks ago:
As one of the largest land-owners, I’m surprised they’re ‘benefit scroungers’. Did someone tell you they’re dole kings?
- Comment on Abusive passengers could be blacklisted from all airlines under new proposal 5 weeks ago:
It can be both.
But not like this.
- Comment on How come Mark Wahlberg got a pass for being the crap out of a Vietnamese guy. But Kevin Spacey, Bill Cosby, Weinstein, do not get a pass? Beside the sexual aspect what is the difference? 1 month ago:
I forgot. What charges did Spacey get?
- Comment on How privatisation is ruining your life and putting the UK out of step with the modern world 1 month ago:
Not necessarily privatisation in general.
Oh, I think it’s both, in such a case, because - and this is just logic - when the organization providing a human service is beholden first to shareholders and the salary needs of big CEOs, the service provided to the people suffers in that back seat.
This has been proved repeatedly and consistently.
- Comment on Do you stay on vpn 24/7 or turn it on whenever you need it? 1 month ago:
My day job periodically kills the VPN. I reconnect when next time I notice it. It stays on for like 3 days at a time.
But, since I need it for the day job, the answer to your question is “yes” as in both.
- Comment on Watch: Zuckerberg’s superyacht arrives in Seattle just as Meta cuts 1,400 local jobs (video in body) 1 month ago:
5kg of c4
overkill. Shitty shotgun loaded with a slug. Hit it at the right spot.
- Comment on What character is the king of plot armor? 1 month ago:
no wine? miracle.
Metaphor for conspiracy.
dead friend? raise em up.
Metaphor for a friend leaving the cult and coning back. See “X is dead to me”
not enough food? miracle some up.
Metaphor for inciting wealth redistribution
get crucified?
Brother.
rise from the dead.
Metaphor for leaving cult, but coming back for transition when terms of separation were agreed.