Im_old
@Im_old@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Who?
- Comment on You're either HYDROGEN or HELIUM. Carbon-based lifeforms don't exist, sweatie 2 weeks ago:
Wait, I thought it was a crab!
- Comment on When traffic comes to a standstill, drivers instantly shift left and right to create a Rettungsgasse, an emergency corridor right down the middle, so ambulances 2 weeks ago:
In Europe usually you get a fine at most. Imagine being on a road trip with a 3yo in the back, if they say they have to pee it’s not like "I hope this queue moves in the next 30 minutes, it’s RIGHT NOW! So off on the shoulder they go.
- Comment on Is this how girls behave when they like you? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Is this how girls behave when they like you? 2 weeks ago:
Every person flirts differently. But there seems to be a pattern here. Does she actually talk to you (like in a conversation) when she sits next to you?
Does she know you are single (I assume)? Do you know if she is?
Start asking about her interests, if there is something in common you can say “hey, I saw there is an event about that thing on a certain weekend, do you want to go?”. If she wants she’ll agree giving her the cover of the thing, not you. If she doesn’t want she’ll decline saying she has other plans for the day (and if she wants to go out with you but really has previous engagements she’ll propose a different date).
Best of luck!
- Comment on Oh no I've dropped my box of Twinkies. This is such a...uh...oh, what's the word I'm looking for...? 2 weeks ago:
Loss
- Comment on Might explain some of my dating missteps 3 weeks ago:
30 minutes? Why wait so long!?!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
He died as he lived, doing what he loved
- Comment on Mermaid 5 weeks ago:
Well starfish have their mouth in the middle of their body, so…
- Comment on I poured milk on my pussy but it didn't help 1 month ago:
Username almost checks out
- Comment on Terraforming mars 2 months ago:
Then Mars would be their deadname. What could be a new one? Mildred?
- Comment on Diphalia 2 months ago:
Cock facts!
- Comment on Good luck 4 months ago:
Well sounds like you’re that guy from the meme feeding rescue cats to coyotes, so she’ll keep doing it.
Either you leave them in the sink until they develop their own new biome, or instead of throwing them out, put them on her bedstand. Or her socks drawer. Wherever they are out of your way and in her way. Some people listen, some people need to be shown.
Or even better you save and hide a few of them and when you have a big enough army of minions you place them all over the place. In her way of course.
Why yes my marriage is going great, why do you ask? 😁
- Comment on I am so scared of nuclear war, how do I cope with it? 4 months ago:
Play fallout
- Comment on ‘Barbarian’ Joining the Criterion Collection After Three Years Without Physical Media Release — World of Reel 5 months ago:
Arrrr
- Comment on American exceptionalism 5 months ago:
Drink kerosene, smoke cigarette, breath fire.
- Comment on six seven 5 months ago:
If she’s expecting an engagement ring that cost that much money, run my friend
- Comment on [Fortune] Nvidia CEO says the company is in a no-win situation amid AI-bubble chatter, leaked meeting reveals 6 months ago:
Again
- Comment on Peace 6 months ago:
Have you not heard of the M.A.D. doctrine?
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 6 months ago:
That is amazing!
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 6 months ago:
Damn now I want to see a pink one driven by a catgirl and the logo flipped to say “awr”.
- Comment on life purpose 7 months ago:
95? Looking at woman’s hair I would have thought more 80s than 90s
- Comment on life purpose 7 months ago:
That looks more like a specialized terminal for some kind of data.
- Comment on FlatEarthers will work around it 7 months ago:
It’s next to Switzerland
- Comment on FlatEarthers will work around it 7 months ago:
Australia doesn’t exists anyway (according to flat earthers)
- Comment on Hue hue hue 8 months ago:
Hum, why would CB radios still work? It would fry any kind of equipment with wires. In 19th century when that big flare event happened the telegraph lines caught fire. Anything with a filament inside would fry.
- Comment on The bullet engravings as per WSJ 8 months ago:
Damn those kinky high thigh vinyl boots, take forever to put on. Looks smashing in them though.
- Comment on breakfast 8 months ago:
2 day room temp raw milk? That’s basically yoghurt. Or liquid shits potion
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 8 months ago:
The kind of parents that think their little crotchspawn is an angel and every bad grade is the teacher’s fault.
Don’t get me wrong, there are bad teachers (had a couple both as student and as a parent), but mostly are doing their best. Or at least not be purposely bad.
- Comment on Must be a frustrating place to work 8 months ago:
Yes, but being able to sign off every email with FFS must be satisfying!
