I poured milk on my pussy but it didn't help

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• edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Yuck! If you went straight from eating to masturbating without even washing your hands, you deserve everything that’s coming.

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• Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I once used chilly oil as lube just to see.

  It was indeed a terrible idea, as I suspected.

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• starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  may this lesson improve your hygiene

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• tyler@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The solution in the title is a good way to get a yeast infection.

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• ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  One of my partners more or less did this once and sent me a pic of their dick in a glass of milk lol

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• SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  prolly a kink of some type

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  • trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fun fact, ginger root works great

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    • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Username almost checks out

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  • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hi there! Got any jalapeno juice?

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• trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  eyo one time, I was shaking chicken wings in habanero sauce and went to take a piss without washing my hands. I only made that mistake once.

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• Valthorn@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  me about to crank Kronk one out

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• WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  FUUUUCK.

  I can feel this one.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And then theres me…using hot sauce as lube.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I had a dumb idea to use Deep Heat as lube once. My cock looked bright red at one point and i cried when my girlfriend at the time called a doctor. God dam ive had some cringey moments in my life

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