GreenBeanMachine

@GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is #FFFFFF white, but mixing red green and blue paint is black?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  One adds colours the other subtracts them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit, I'd pay $9⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My phone has this cool feature where a bot can answer the call and you can see a live transcript, with options to choose answers for “ask why they are calling”, “tell them to call back later”, etc. I use it all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Britain’s High Court says government acted illegally in outlawing protest group Palestine Action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Except it’s the same government, not the previous one that banned it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Britain’s High Court says government acted illegally in outlawing protest group Palestine Action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When I do something illegal, I get punished. So does that mean the people who banned the group, are going to be punished, right? Right?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are no accidents⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think i have ever farted accidentally. How old are you? I know it happens with age, we all saw Trump shit himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem is that a lot of women are really terrible at giving the right signals, and men are really bad at reading them.

  And because men are the ones that pursue women traditionally, what do you expect them to do?

  If they think there’s even a small chance, they will make the move, because they know if they don’t, even if that woman likes them, she will never ever make the first move.

  The problem is the traditional approach to romance and the fact that women rarely pursue the men they like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i'm a hardliner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You plug ethernet into your phone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Performance enhancement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hyaluronic acid is one of the most common ingredients in moisturizers, capable of holding up to 1,000 times its weight in water.

  First time hearing about it being injected into pps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone has videos of JD Vance getting booed? I can’t find proper booing videos, but those supposedly exist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone links this video, but I hear no boos there, other than commentators saying that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am looking for a Linux OS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The beauty of asking a linux advice from linux nerds is that you will get as many different advice as there are comments and then will have to do your own research anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A tape measure is not accurate around curves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I knew I was measuring it wrong the whole time. Clearly you need to start measuring from inside the balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almost a quarter of soup on sale in UK supermarkets has too much salt, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t this the case for pretty much all ready-made meals?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t forget to also take a big bite of cheese and bread! They all can be eaten as apples, just at the same time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you meant to say it’s delicious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do most people really like the taste and smell of eggs?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Boiled. Fried. Scrambled. Poached. All of them. Alway runny. Yummy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would eat that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “So tell me, is it a coincidence that all the companies you worked for went bankrupt?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lightbulbs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I need those blues though to keep me awake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't hear you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi dad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's totally normal for tools to say they're depressed, just tune it out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m the guy on the left, so there’s no point going back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's totally normal for tools to say they're depressed, just tune it out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spoiler alert: no one has souls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's totally normal for tools to say they're depressed, just tune it out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just confused mw further.

  Aren’t the left guy and the right guy saying the exact same thing? Did you mean the middle guy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TINY⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “YES”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would also be confused⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She never even said she’s mad.

  Annoyed < mad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HELLA TITE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Humans are just bacteria that learned how to grow a brain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Childhood trauma 😩⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Video games on q cassette tape??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Childhood trauma 😩⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Randezvous 📅⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Borrows words from other languages”

  "Other languages are abominations"

  • Brits
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's easy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This happens all the time though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So not a bar.