GreenBeanMachine

@GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 words you can’t say, then and now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
  • Fascist
  • Luigi
  • Vaccines
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨po-tay-toes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Boil 'em, mash 'em, inject 'em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't do him like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My friend’s cat pissed in my shoes for no reason. I think I will bababooi him next time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EU vs USA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s because they know you don’t have the gutito shoot back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you are wearing a shirt and never notice what it really says⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When someone says I love anal, I assume they mean receiving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry not sorry.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Living live to the fullest?

  Suffering like them?

  Who are? Where are you from?

  In my universe it’s the opposite, boomers lived their lives to the fullest and the current generations are suffering, real bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To be clear, he was not an eco fascist, he stood against fascism. But he was en eco terrorist.

  Not really enjoying this trend of everything being labelled as “fascism” these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You will not be missed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure that’s false.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Talking to ADHD person.you both are switching topics, adding random comments and forget what you talk about but it still makes sense and the talk goes on due to it being natural and easy to you both:⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But do they really understand each other and can recall the points of the conversation later or are they just making noises?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might as well bring it full circle⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They would still spend that money on food, so avoiding a middle man is probably smart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taxes are cool⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, and so are you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taxes are cool⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s shit posting not slop posting. Fuck AI slop, how difficult is to slap some text on a picture?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woke⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So the less you care the less you stress? Makes sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAl: *decides to shut down their Al slop video generating model Sora*. Everyone else:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A victim of Poe’s Law

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAl: *decides to shut down their Al slop video generating model Sora*. Everyone else:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you new on lemmy? Doesn’t look like it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im pan so anyone can apply⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that just the normal, constant state of being? And then once you have sex, you stop being horny for 5 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'I was exercising at the park - the next thing I knew snipers were aiming at me'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I said to the police, ‘it’s better safe than sorry’,” he said. "I’m not blaming the police, they were very nice with me. I was being nice with them, we work together. That’s why we pay our taxes so we keep ourselves safe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'I was exercising at the park - the next thing I knew snipers were aiming at me'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL, I use the same vest all the time, but only when I’m exercising at home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crazy stuff⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What bullshit is this?

  I’m not a steak fan and have no clue which parts of a cow all the different cuts come from. I DO KNOW that they all come from a dead cow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crazy stuff⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every single person, at most past the age of 12 knows exactly where all the meat comes from. Usually much younger.

  “If vegans were not so obnoxious idiots, maybe more people would listen to them”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want to be...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I try to navigate with my eyes closed so I don’t wake up too much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I say take it a step further and rub shit all over your body skin. This will keep it healthy, just like your ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Got it. Exclusively cock wash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all SO simple!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep telling my burger “no”, but it won’t respond, so I keep biting it until it will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pornography depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives set to be banned⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Playing GTA will make you kill hookers and steal cars! Just like watching porn will make you commit incest and pedophilia!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big facts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, no, no, no. You obviously have to sacrifice a goat by dropping it into a volcano and make sure to drink the piss while the goat is still falling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s where food comes from - trees, bushes, grasses, dirt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Feel sorry for the guy that has to sit next to him. You can see how uncomfortable he is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple analogy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The answers are yes and no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  for a better experience

  LOL, fuck your brainwashing.