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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MTZ@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    slop slop slop slop
    slop slop slop slop

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    • FrChazzz@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I love that it generated the name “Juano.” That seems like a special kind of racist.

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    • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It would be funnier if it was just a dog head poorly pasted on a human.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      To be fair, where else are you gonna find even one pay phone, much less a row of them anymore?

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        probably in prison, actually

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      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Pay_phones

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  • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can only remember the emergency services number, 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve seen this a few times. Is this a real emergency number and if so, what the hell!?

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      • runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s a bit from The IT Crowd, and amazing British comedy from the ‘00s.

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      • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        youtu.be/uhzruJ0BzoI

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  • xorollo@leminal.space ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    8675309

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    • A7thStone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t change your number

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  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just use your one free call for 911.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “PLEASE. I’M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. THEY HAVE GUNS. I’M NOT SURE HOW LONG THEY’LL LET ME SPEAK, PLEASE HURRY.”

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      • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Technically the truth

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Big brain activities!!

      Image

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    • ButteryMonkey@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What would actually happen if you did that? Im sure people have..

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  • slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You know, I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now…

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  • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Slop shit

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  • rslogix89@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “800-588-2300 Empire Today.”

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I also remember Jenny’s number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.

    I also recall Mike Jones’ phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.

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    • mbp@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fun fact: I have never gotten a Safeway card and just use Jenny’s number

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just do what a friend of mine did and try every area code in search of Jenny.

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  • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Only number I know by heart is my wife’s phone. She doesn’t answer 95% of the time, but she is a lawyer. So got that going lol

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hello, Empire Carpet? I’m in Cook County jail and really need to have my cell upholstered.

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I know this is a shitpost but serious question: does anyone know if when you go to jail they would help you out to get a phone number if you dont know. Like can one of them look at your phone to give you your mom’s number or something lol

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  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    411

    211

    555-1212

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    01 811 8055

    If you know, you know.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    UK answer is Hastings Insurance.

    OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OHHHHH. TEN SIXTY SIX.

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  • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And associates, asshole.

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  • defrostedLasagna4921@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What did they do exactly? Was it a payday loan service?

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      payday loan service

      Even lawyers aren’t this shitty. That was Allan Jones, a small town debt collector.

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    • CatZoomies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Call JG Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW

      They’ll buy your structured settlement on the cheap so that you get lump-sum cash. Then they collect the payout from the responsible party. It’s win-win for them.

      They also did debt relief stuff too, but as a kid, I only remember the structured settlement commercials.

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      • kn33@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        To expand - a structured settlement is when you sue someone, and they settle out of court, but part of the settlement is that they pay out over time, not all of it immediately.

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  • Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sorry Jauno, I always remember my grammys number. (328) 692-7777

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