I can only remember the emergency services number, 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
877-CASH-NOW
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Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I’ve seen this a few times. Is this a real emergency number and if so, what the hell!?
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 hours ago
It’s a bit from The IT Crowd, and amazing British comedy from the ‘00s.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
xorollo@leminal.space 12 hours ago
8675309
A7thStone@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Don’t change your number
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Just use your one free call for 911.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
“PLEASE. I’M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. THEY HAVE GUNS. I’M NOT SURE HOW LONG THEY’LL LET ME SPEAK, PLEASE HURRY.”
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 day ago
What would actually happen if you did that? Im sure people have..
slingstone@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
You know, I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now…
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Slop shit
rslogix89@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“800-588-2300 Empire Today.”
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I also remember Jenny’s number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.
I also recall Mike Jones’ phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.
mbp@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Fun fact: I have never gotten a Safeway card and just use Jenny’s number
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Just do what a friend of mine did and try every area code in search of Jenny.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Only number I know by heart is my wife’s phone. She doesn’t answer 95% of the time, but she is a lawyer. So got that going lol
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
Hello, Empire Carpet? I’m in Cook County jail and really need to have my cell upholstered.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I know this is a shitpost but serious question: does anyone know if when you go to jail they would help you out to get a phone number if you dont know. Like can one of them look at your phone to give you your mom’s number or something lol
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
411
211
555-1212
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 day ago
01 811 8055
If you know, you know.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
UK answer is Hastings Insurance.
OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OHHHHH. TEN SIXTY SIX.
Drusas@fedia.io 1 day ago
And associates, asshole.
defrostedLasagna4921@piefed.zip 1 day ago
What did they do exactly? Was it a payday loan service?
_stranger_@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
payday loan service
Even lawyers aren’t this shitty. That was Allan Jones, a small town debt collector.
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Call JG Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW
They’ll buy your structured settlement on the cheap so that you get lump-sum cash. Then they collect the payout from the responsible party. It’s win-win for them.
They also did debt relief stuff too, but as a kid, I only remember the structured settlement commercials.
kn33@lemmy.world 1 day ago
To expand - a structured settlement is when you sue someone, and they settle out of court, but part of the settlement is that they pay out over time, not all of it immediately.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sorry Jauno, I always remember my grammys number. (328) 692-7777
lime@feddit.nu 1 day ago
slop slop slop slop
slop slop slop slop
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 1 day ago
I love that it generated the name “Juano.” That seems like a special kind of racist.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
It would be funnier if it was just a dog head poorly pasted on a human.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
To be fair, where else are you gonna find even one pay phone, much less a row of them anymore?
lime@feddit.nu 1 day ago
probably in prison, actually
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Pay_phones