Just use your one free call for 911.
877-CASH-NOW
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“PLEASE. I’M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. THEY HAVE GUNS. I’M NOT SURE HOW LONG THEY’LL LET ME SPEAK, PLEASE HURRY.”
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
What would actually happen if you did that? Im sure people have..
Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I can only remember the emergency services number, 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen this a few times. Is this a real emergency number and if so, what the hell!?
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
It’s a bit from The IT Crowd, and amazing British comedy from the ‘00s.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
rslogix89@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“800-588-2300 Empire Today.”
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I also remember Jenny’s number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.
I also recall Mike Jones’ phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.
mbp@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Fun fact: I have never gotten a Safeway card and just use Jenny’s number
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just do what a friend of mine did and try every area code in search of Jenny.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Only number I know by heart is my wife’s phone. She doesn’t answer 95% of the time, but she is a lawyer. So got that going lol
xorollo@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
8675309
A7thStone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t change your number
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I know this is a shitpost but serious question: does anyone know if when you go to jail they would help you out to get a phone number if you dont know. Like can one of them look at your phone to give you your mom’s number or something lol
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Slop shit
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Hello, Empire Carpet? I’m in Cook County jail and really need to have my cell upholstered.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
411
211
555-1212
slingstone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You know, I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now…
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
01 811 8055
If you know, you know.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
UK answer is Hastings Insurance.
OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OHHHHH. TEN SIXTY SIX.
defrostedLasagna4921@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
What did they do exactly? Was it a payday loan service?
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Call JG Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW
They’ll buy your structured settlement on the cheap so that you get lump-sum cash. Then they collect the payout from the responsible party. It’s win-win for them.
They also did debt relief stuff too, but as a kid, I only remember the structured settlement commercials.
kn33@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
To expand - a structured settlement is when you sue someone, and they settle out of court, but part of the settlement is that they pay out over time, not all of it immediately.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
payday loan service
Even lawyers aren’t this shitty. That was Allan Jones, a small town debt collector.
Drusas@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
And associates, asshole.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sorry Jauno, I always remember my grammys number. (328) 692-7777
lime@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
slop slop slop slop
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FrChazzz@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
I love that it generated the name “Juano.” That seems like a special kind of racist.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It would be funnier if it was just a dog head poorly pasted on a human.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
To be fair, where else are you gonna find even one pay phone, much less a row of them anymore?
lime@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
probably in prison, actually
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Pay_phones