rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I use your shower?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical monopoly people⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shitposting is a art.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical monopoly people⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The original uncensored version took three seconds on TinEye.com to find.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Johnny Kidneyhand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems legit to me.

  bjnomnom.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This bedroom game is weird⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you can do it doggy style so you can both watch X-Files.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is a stickup⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are few things more disturbing than a sticky wall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Boxcar⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “I must kill… the Queen…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical monopoly people⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The screenshot of a Twitter conversation OP posted, but in higher quality, without the added censorship over the word “fuck,” and without the users’ usernames erased. @notviking posts, “who the fuck decided rendesvous would be pronounced like that” @CathyJoBaker replies, “Poor monolinguals. They can’t seem to understand that other languages besides English exist” @notviking replies, “what the fuck did u just call me” @CarsonElquist replies, “She called you Mongolian”

  Picture of a sad-looking kitten and the text "Every time you post a censored meme to a community labeled “SHITPOST” a kitten is thrown into busy traffic. Cut that bullshit out. Think of the fucking kittens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm New⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Read the room, dude. This person is from the UK. They use metres over there, not feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polar Bears are one of the only creatures that naturally hunt Humans... This one tries to break into the Cameraman's glass box⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Get off the phone. Get off… the… phone!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It only got a short mention by Colin Jost at the top of Weekend Update:

  Trump has not yet won the Nobel Peace Prize, but he did win the equally prestigious Soccer Peace Prize.

  FIFA actually invented a fake peace prize in Trump’s honor, and that’s why the trophy shows Trump’s gnarled hands dragging Earth into Hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Bat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Music Dance Experience is officially cancelled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  DADADUMDIDDYDUMDIDDYDUMDIDDYDADADA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pedo planet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course the mascot is a cartoon bear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who wore it better?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Jewish guy is the ham?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha, Russia 🤏⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Libraries are cool⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Internet Archive isn’t a website host, but it certainly does all those other things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume you do, in fact, encounter crack at that point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨✌️🌽✌️ ✊🌽✊ ✌️🌽✌️ ✊🌽✊⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I took this photo in Queens, New York. It seems the unnecessary quotes stretch from sea to shining sea.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is this, corn for ants?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hi, Jeffrey!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The thread revealing that Epstein was employing Al Seckel to do SEO and bury negative info about him (while complaining about what Seckel was charging him for the service) is interesting. Seckel referring to editing Wikipedia in Epstein’s favor as “we hacked the site” earns eye rolls.

  jmail.world/thread/HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_022226

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SipsTea⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red, my father fell in love with her and soon they, too, were wed…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone censored the license plate just in case this person is too shy to have their political views publicly known.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've heard New Yorkers are devastated⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a New Yorker, I can confirm that I’m extremely erect disappointed.

  Also, shouldn’t he be Adult Rock by now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use Case Scenario For Generative Artificial Intelligence⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Embroidery can really look like this with the right thread used on heavy enough material with strong enough backing fabric behind it, at least when brand new. Check out any photo of racks of new hats in the shop.

  That bunching up around the embroidery often happens over time as the hat is worn and things expand/contract differently with temperature and moisture variances.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contents of Queen's Purse⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She reportedly carried a five-pound note specifically to put in the donation basket at church on Sunday. The note had been ironed by her butler into a little folded square so that only her face showed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weeks of research⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t even have the moldy bread. I just made my entire project up off the top of my head the night before. It was some rubbish about running different batteries down on light bulbs and tracking their life spans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always question those who are the "teachers"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Says someone uploading AI slop.