rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So sensible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Good forbid someone posting a thing which contains the words “killing” a bunch of times be enough of a fucking grownup to write the word “killing” once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I forgot something today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot about Dre.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨non issue⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Useful except when the solution to some problem is to be found in an old forum post which reads something like, “how do I fix this fucking shit?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not like this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck censorship.

  The social media post (maybe a tweet?) screenshot posted by OP, but without the word “fuck” censored out as in OP’s version. Poster’s username: “SA @SpahghettiAstronut”. Post text: “In four months it’s gonna be 2027. The 2030s will be three years away. Titanic, Men In Black, and Liar Liar are all turning 30. I’m sorry, but when the fuck did all this happen. I need time to stop.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I threw your image at tineye.com and found the uncensored version in five seconds of effort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Giving credit is cool.

  Screenshot of the same tweet OP posted, but without the user info scribbled out as in OP’s image. Tweet posted 1/31/19 by Twitter user @holyfudge which reads, “I’ve been alive 20 years and still haven’t found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you’re in”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Quinton can doubtless do better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I never liked these. Too sticky and high in calories. My GF has always loved them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to call it UnChocolateChip or TikTok won’t algorithm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users having a bit of fun dancing!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Do you girls know how to Jamaica Ska?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cookies policy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This image seems to date back to 2021.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If we’re talking Zelda knockoffs, I had an obscure one for Sega Master System called Golvellius which I mainly liked because whenever you tried to buy something and didn’t have enough money the shopkeepers would insult you with lines like “thou art a pinhead!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Um Jammer Lammy.

  While I liked the Parappa games, I’ll die on the hill that Lammy was better than either of them and should have continued as a series.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mistake⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely the black makeup he wears around his eyes must have some SPF.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheeky Afternoon Snack ;)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re forgetting the first rule, which is to arrange the fresh banana and two boiled eggs on a plate together so they look naughty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stickers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That “cop humor” watermark makes no sense, because there are no people of color being murdered in this picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🫡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Trek - Voyager Audition⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For those unfamiliar, this sketch was from a Star Trek 30th anniversary TV special from 1996 featuring the cast of Frasier. If I remember correctly Kelsey Grammar himself was supposed to be the captain, but he bowed out at the last minute and Kate Mulgrew stepped in to fill the role.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No it isn’t. Olejellylegs wrote, “the open matte version of the film where only digital shots are cropped”. In this the open-matte scenes are uncropped (the editor hasn’t yet removed the top and bottom of the frame to make a widescreen final shot) while the CGI scenes are cropped to widescreen (because they’ve been through the optical printing process to render the CGI back to film, and lost the extraneous tops/bottoms of the frame in the process.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worrying grimoire⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You misspelled “squirt.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worrying grimoire⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sperm banks do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They call me the problem solver⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, now I get why Shaggy 2 Dope doesn’t like scientists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨someone call 911⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, nowadays you’re completely safe around Seagal unless he switches to his obvious fighting double.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the exact version of the movie the poster was referring to, in which the practical scenes appear in an open-matte square frame while the CGI scenes are in widescreen. Scroll to exactly 20 minutes in and see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  archive.org/…/jurassic-park-open-mate-1993-35mm-1…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had always wondered...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Screenshot from the film “Young Frankenstein” in which Gene Wilder is admiring the oversized ornamental knockers on a castle door and saying “what knockers!” while carrying Teri Garr, whose boobs are very near his face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had always wondered...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What power?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead writer Margaret Hamilton standing next to the finished Moon landing script⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s also in a Lego set!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead writer Margaret Hamilton standing next to the finished Moon landing script⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only one of her accomplishments. She has more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All aboard the Pythagorean Express⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely to be Pythagorean it’d have to be a right triangle, not an isosceles triangle. 📐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t Da Share Zone stolen from the person who created it a while back?