rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are better than people and unfortunately die so young compared to us⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s the full version without artist A. McAdam’s signature cropped off.

  The painting OP posted, but it has not been cropped to remove the signature of artist A. McAdam.

  Giving credit is cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give it to em⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Artist: Will Laren

  Giving credit is cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't realize it was so bad⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  In less than twelve parsecs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The math checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “The Boondocks” comic strip from July 16, 2005. Caesar and Huey are walking outside. Panel 1: Ceasar: “What did one crackhead say about another crackhead?” Huey: “I don’t wanna know.” Panel 2: Caesar: “I swear, me and Whitney were just slap-boxing, your honor.” Panel 3: Caesar and Huey keep walking in silence. Panel 4: Huey: “So mean.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cetacean Ops⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gracie is pregnant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm now doing sculptures all based on beer cans. This was my first effort⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for adding the source!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dog⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Poor doggo has lost both its right back leg and its shadow to the ravages of mediocre photo editing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨highest grade⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But look at all the joyous fun they appear to be having. 😐 😐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's in the wrong here?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they were pals and Green was saying “thank god” in a cheerful “yay, you finally got a date, happy for you bruh” manner but the response went right over Grey’s head and led Grey to make a total ass of themself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i let u cum inside me. that means something, right?🥹⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Edit of the pic posted by OP. While OP posted a two-frame set of screencaps from the film “Vanilla Sky” in which Cameron Diaz, driving a car, says “I swallowed your cum. That means something.” in the first shot and the second is Tom Cruise looking dubious in the passenger seat, in this version the second frame replaces Tom with an image of Mr. Bean in a passenger seat looking dim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We dunking on England again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate canned toast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pokémon scalpers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always remembered a joke Craig Kilborn told on the first version of The Daily Show on a story somehow involving Andy Warhol’s famous Campbell’s Soup Cans paintings:

  Warhol’s Campbell’s Soup Cans were a brilliant parody of art, in the same way that Campbell’s Soup is a brilliant parody of food.

• Whenever I see a boat on land instead of in the water...
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is poo?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The font on that blog is poo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think Tarzan was a virgin when he met Jane, or was he clappin' gorilla cheeks?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yippee ki-yay, Mr. Falcon!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is your God now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Excuse me, miss? There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large cappuccino.”

  Mike Myers in the opening scene of “So I Married An Axe Murderer” holding a bowl-sized mug of cappucino.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Link to this limited-edition thing in the Onion store.

  You can also, for a limited time, get it on a tote with an Onion membership.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mermaid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm, beef patty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨water sex is only appealing in theory cause in practice it’s dry af (oh the irony)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🫱⭕🫲

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨water sex is only appealing in theory cause in practice it’s dry af (oh the irony)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Village People were right, it is fun to stay there!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨asked my parents to give these guys the green light. now there’s nothing holding them back anymore. i’m so excited, lol.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is Mariah allowed out when it isn’t Christmas season?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loin kig⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  angrily throws down cards That beats my pair of threes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨877-CASH-NOW⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re referring to the show called “Firefly” I haven’t watched it, but I’m pretty sure this screenname is older than it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨877-CASH-NOW⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s less amazing the more you learn about the asshole who made it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨877-CASH-NOW⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just do what a friend of mine did and try every area code in search of Jenny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨877-CASH-NOW⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Pay_phones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And your comment will be used to show that MousePotatoDidStuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dead inside⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for these!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post title lol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Lulz” is a corruption of “L.O.L.,” which stands for “Laugh Out Loud.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Star Trek: Resurgence’ To Be Removed From Digital Storefronts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The game wasn’t too bad for what it was, but since the start it’s been fairly riddled with bugs and glitches that were never addressed. They also wired in a “your choices” system that players were meant to be able to use to match the choices they made against those of other players, but it was broken from the start and the website needed for that to work soon disappeared.

  The company posted the game and pretty much abandoned it soon after, and just two years later it’s being withdrawn from sale and any new player who wants it will have to pirate it.

  This game had the potential to be so much better, and could even have kicked off a series of new Trek stories in the classic Telltale style, but the company really failed at making it happen.