rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope i don't get downvoted for this⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at this graph! 📈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still holding out for season two of The Duck Factory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Counterpoint: Melissa McCarthy is a goddamn gift to a world which struggles to deserve her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The company sells normal airplane seats and has been around for a long time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  F0r what it’s worth: this was apparently a concept created by an airline seat company called Aviointeriors who showed the idea off at trade shows in 2010 (as the “SkyRider”) and 2018 (as the SkyRider 2.0 pictured here.) Pretty much all the news articles about it are about Aviointeriors claiming vague unsorced “plans” for them to be adopted by some future echoing Aviointeriors’ own PR releases, but the articles mostly end up being about the intense public backlash to the idea. No airlines have announced any plans to buy and use these seats, not even those lunatics at RyanAir, and in the years since all SkyRider mentions have been quietly removed from Aviointeriors’ own site.

  Sources:

  • news.com.au
  • CNN
  • Euro Weekly News
  • Daily Mail (archive link, ain’t giving them a click)
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I put on my robe and wizard hat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joy of a family that values education celebrating the graduation of their son⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Screenshot of the notoriously poorly-translated ending screen off the Nintendo Entertainment System’s “Ghostbusters” game. It reads, in all caps: “Conglaturation!!! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My sister and I had enough trouble sharing toys, crayons, or the TV remote without it becoming a whole big fight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I view others in social media⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Tell me blah blah blah without telling me blah blah blah.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be Evil⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very cool of you! Thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah, that’s that guy’s thing. Nobody will ever know that he’s Jordan Q. Harbelstein who lives at 601 12th St in Roy, New Mexico.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be Evil⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TFW someone posts “don’t be evil” but censors out the author credit of the clever post.

  Screenshot of Twitter. Tweet by @GooglePlay made on March 13th, 2024 reads “Gaming really changes your life lol anyone else out here yelling +10 HEALTH when they finish dinner?” A reply tweet by user @RickAstleyGamin (which was scribbled out in the screenshot OP posted) simply reads “no”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously Jesus, who was doing that for that to be added 😭⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I usually refer to a chicken omelette as a Family Reunion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you eat a boiled egg you’re still mixing the white and yellow parts inside your mouth.

  Illusionist Criss Angel, dressed in his best early-2000s over-the-top emo clothes and jewelry, stares and points dramatically at the viewer while curled up in a particularly gothy pose as if to say “Mind freak!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Religions have some of the wackiest rules⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know how you can collect rubber bands over time, wrapping them around each other, and eventually you have a great big ball on your desk to play with?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does captain Picard snore in Star Trek tng?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember him waking up onscreen this one time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if torrented Jesus movies for Christians are edited down to have only nine Commandments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's That Pokémon?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember when Woll Smoth slopped Chros Rack at the Ascurs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey folks, is this where the old farts are hanging out? Point me toward the bathroom, I’ll be a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iceland knows what's up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet they’re measuring from the back of the building.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horror⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s just a water-walking horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was once really excited to meet a forum friend on whom I’d been crushing on a little as we were going to attend the same event, and she brought along a forum newbie who lived near her and who I didn’t really know all that well.

  It turned out my crush and I had just platonically friendly vibes in person, but her friend and I had an immediate major connection and ended up dating seriously for a year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Easiest way out which will still be helpful: send her the link to that comment of yours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest and tell us what you see⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A smartphone in my hand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨frenly warnin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I loved that Tom Hanks movie!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Many of our hard-working instance admins are on top of blocking her whenever she pops up again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Man is chubbed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It really ties the bunny’s room together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The landlord special⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s some serious lag when you can get that close to the thing and the textures still haven’t loaded. What’s your ping time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I started doing sketches for fun. Got so many compliments I'm going to do it full time and quit my real job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like this creature and wish to be friends with it.