rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My first thought was "how do you fire a toilet plunger with that much force?"⁩ ⁨⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  You know how it is… you’re a publisher, you have a professional falling-out with your company’s in-house groin-drawer, he leaves to draw groins for your competitor and you need to get in a new artist who wants to put their own spin on the material…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The local supermarket takes protein bar protection. Anyway does anyone know how to open these cases ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of the bro powders use whey protein which is a dairy product.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ultimate laptop⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  P6 chip. Triple the speed of the Pentium.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suicide by obedience⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Intelligence has never been a prerequisite for police work. Police departments openly reject people who score too high on intelligence tests.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you had a shirt made for you with QR codes, what would yours say when scanned?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I did this! In a post on Mastodon a while back I suggested the idea for a QR code which simply decodes to the text “Please do not scan this QR code again.” It’s a reference to a joke in Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy in which a character in a spaceship cockpit presses a button which does nothing except cause a sign to light up which says “Please do not press this button again.”

  A friend of mine saw the post and actually made a shirt with the code (with my blessing) and I bought one.

  (Anyone else who wishes to use this idea for anything, go forth freely. I claim no ownership.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👴☝️I did that⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My blu-ray set is still on my shelf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cdrama idol dreamcasting of classic Star Trek roles⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Beating your neighbors unconscious, removing their clothes, and putting them on yourself “can be part of the process” of getting dressed, but people would call you a jerk for doing that instead of getting your own clothes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cdrama idol dreamcasting of classic Star Trek roles⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The “creator.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not usually one to get jealous at these kinds of pics, but that original plastic-bottle person seems to have a freaking awesome room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m at a loss for words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for your service. 🫡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robbed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Seymour Skinner from “Steamed Hams” saying “no.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitter moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The screenshot of tweets OP posted, but without the author’s user info erased. Two tweets by user @Ohluwatoscene; the first is a picture of a sad cartoon frog captioned *I didn’t want my mom to get old." That tweet is immediately preceded by an elaborate advertisement tweet for fancy vibrators by the same user.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨inception'd into reforming czechoslovakia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I must admit that in that particular case, redacting the name is probably one of the better moves to make (behind getting their permission to post with attribution.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨inception'd into reforming czechoslovakia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who wrote this, and why is their user info blocked out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything containing a Kardashian maintains at least a baseline level of shitty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨power generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  www.instagram.com/p/DE77yjMRfJE/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was a successful TV sitcom and featured a young actor who went onto a huge movie career⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I loved watching Waterteeth Shoulders Bedtowel back in the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibe management⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If your new work colleague Gerald introduces himself by knocking you over the head with a frozen chicken, it’s as correct to say “ow, I’ve been hit with a chicken!” as it is to say “ow, I’ve been hit by Gerald!”

  If your boss says “I’ve hired this guy Gerald to do your job instead of you because I can pay him less, you’re fired!” you can say “damn, I’ve lost my job due to Gerald!” just as much as you can say “I’ve been fired by my boss!”

  So, losing your job because your management has made the shitty decision to use AI instead of employing you can be accurately described as “losing your job due to AI.”

  Anyway, fuck the boss and fuck Gerald.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A classic movie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The same image OP posted, but without the author info cropped out. Screenshot of a Tumblr post by user moopdrea of a drawing of a shark made of lava standing next to an androgynous character with short hair and a skirt. User nishlo has reposted it and added the title, “shark lava and boy girl.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accepting Cookies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Poly culture is freaking wild.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Giving credit is cool.

  The screenshot of a tweet OP posted, but without the author’s name cropped out. Tweet by Joe Dator @JoeDator. Text: “I can get a double cheeseburger so why can’t I get a double hotdog? I have developed a bun that can accomodate two frankfurters at once. Higher meat to breadd ratio, more surface area for mustard and relish. The world is ready. The time has come.” An illustrated diagram depicting an extra-wide hot dog bun holding two frankfurters side-by-side accompanies the tweet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are worse tattoos, can I think of one? No...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is from one of the old Cracked photoshop contests.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Example of how logic works in Clown World⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For the sake of info this is Fiore Ciminello, an Argentine Tiktok user who was getting surgery to correct a deviated septum, not a nose job. She posted a video making a nose job joke, and the Internet got whooshed and took it seriously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think my search is finally over!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The tweet screenshot tweet OP posted, but without the author’s name and username scribbled out. Tweet by nick @nickturani: “Surprise visit to see my girls apartment for the first time: 1. She already has the toilet seat up for me 2. Turn on the TV: already on ESPN 3. Look in the closet: a man so I can make a new friend. An accommodating queen!”

  Giving credit is cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are better than people and unfortunately die so young compared to us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s the full version without artist A. McAdam’s signature cropped off.

  The painting OP posted, but it has not been cropped to remove the signature of artist A. McAdam.

  Giving credit is cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give it to em⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Artist: Will Laren

  Giving credit is cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't realize it was so bad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In less than twelve parsecs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The math checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “The Boondocks” comic strip from July 16, 2005. Caesar and Huey are walking outside. Panel 1: Ceasar: “What did one crackhead say about another crackhead?” Huey: “I don’t wanna know.” Panel 2: Caesar: “I swear, me and Whitney were just slap-boxing, your honor.” Panel 3: Caesar and Huey keep walking in silence. Panel 4: Huey: “So mean.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cetacean Ops⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gracie is pregnant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm now doing sculptures all based on beer cans. This was my first effort⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for adding the source!