rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Soup does not want you to know this⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “I don’t trust soups on the whole, any more than i trust stews.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balls!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps, but I imagine it was comfy to just sit or lay on the upper stairs to place these.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balls!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume they had to use a carpeted area so the balls wouldn’t roll away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know that game and I regret to inform you that your TV is broken, it has stretched the video image out sideways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Didn’t take long at all⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because that’s AI slop in a nutshell.

  A scratchy photoshop of this idea done in MS Paint would have been funnier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're brave enough...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re so worried about the half-and-half putting you in the hospital, just check its sell-by date before you buy it. No big deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #295 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is officially my favorite one of these.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pulled over⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also a free bus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pulled over⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to find out beforehand if the flag in the local courthouse has gold frills on the edges.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balls!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks.

  The messages are long since gone, and I just wish I could find whose balls these were again and let them know their balls are still appreciated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweet revenge⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fesshole is great.

  For those unfamiliar: mastodon.social/@fesshole

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For when you have to spell something over the phone.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Correct!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seen at a pre-release event for Magic the Gathering’s Star Trek Beyond Realms tonight.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree. This feels really gross, and fuck Wizards of the Coast in particular right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A street merchant in Little Bulgaria just sold me something unusual⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t get it wet or feed it after midnight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whoopsie!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Da Bears.

  The cast of the “Saturday Night Live” sketch “Bill Swerski’s Superfans” raising their beer mugs in a toast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conscientious⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Giving credit is cool.

  The same screenshot OP posted, but without the username of the original poster scribbled out. An ad shows robots of grey, beige, and dark brown colors with the caption “1X has a new robot that will do all your chores for you for $500 a month”. An account named Bennett’s Phylactery, username @extradeadjcb, posts the comment “Is it worse if I want the black one or if I don’t”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a pilot sees at night⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you want Langoliers? This is how you get Langoliers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And it's not unsettling at all⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Meme comic panel of Batman breaking apart a gun and saying, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And it's not unsettling at all⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ✏️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨metracropolis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  /c/ShittyMovieDetails

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The blue dog collection continues its expansion. I am now including art, toys, books, songs, and brand logos⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Old Mother Hubbard has a blue dog named Lamont.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨## Lacoste Intolerant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Source link

  Artist: Mohammed Kaaki

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did I hear powdered toast?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I liked this show back in the day, but can’t enjoy it anymore knowing the creator is a fucking predator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My asshole will never recover.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a good idea. Going forward I, too, will check how spicy something is by first sticking some up this person’s butt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry, vampires⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Captioned screenshot set from “What We Do in the Shadows” of the vampire Nandor gleefully wearing a traffic cone on his head and saying, “We drank the blood of some people, but those people were on drugs, and now I am a wizard!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sean Connery in 1964 (on the set of Goldfinger) and Thomas Brodie-Sangster in 2024. Both age 34 in their respective photos.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the little one also hit women?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sean Connery in 1964 (on the set of Goldfinger) and Thomas Brodie-Sangster in 2024. Both age 34 in their respective photos.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What did she mar him with, some sort of edged weapon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL the "lump in your throat" before crying (globus sensation) isn't swelling — it happens because your fight-or-flight system forces your vocal cords wide open for oxygen while you try to swallow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t looked on mobile, but it uses some damn tumorous garbage for desktop. The content is only on the lower third, and big chunky menus and toolbars are persistent and cover the article as you scroll.

  Desktop screenshot of the shitty website in question, displaying the asshole design as described.