rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's coming sooner than 2050⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  RESUME VIEWING

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unfactorizable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I reworded my post just as you posted that correction, with which I agree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm tired⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello! I’m always popping up in all sorts of places.

  [Horror film suspense music intensifies]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm tired⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I see no evidence they didn’t write it, I have yet to find an older source for the text, but at any rate this seems to the original uncropped version of the image posted here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dating a rural Khmer guy + his non-English speaking dad wasn't on my 2026 bingo card⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My dad won’t even share the remote for the TV.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Turn the other cheek” is generally attributed to Christian doctrine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm tired⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Source. Attribution is cool.

  Full post of the Instagram image posted by OP, but without the username cropped off. Post by user frayafalke which is an image of text, reading, “I think it’s crazy how many people secretly fantasize about something terrible happening just so they can finally stop. Getting sick enough to escape work. A disaster that shuts everything down. Even a complete societal collapse, because at least then nobody would expect them to keep showing up and pretending everything is fucking fine. We’ve reached a point where people would rather imagine the entire world falling apart than imagine having to live the rest of their lives like this.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glute-dayum⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Belvedere?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HeeHee⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately for those children, he didn’t stay bolted to the floor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #273 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Double the nutritional value of other Hot Pockets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good to know what can kill you in each state⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pigs are pretty much allowed to murder you in any state. 👮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the chance to do it all over again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d miss my wife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the chance to do it all over again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Steal Graceland from Paul Simon and give it back to Los Lobos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For all restaurants who uses AI to generate pics of their own food⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s pretty well-behaved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure, why not⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The last time March 21 fell on a Thursday was 2024, so that offer is probably expired by now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Hate It When That happens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  … Chicken wire?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Hate It When That happens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually Whiskey is the name of the doctor, not the monster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Empathy is a weakness!”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Original source appears to be this post.

  Screenshot of the same text OP posted, in a Tumblr post by user TheConcealedWeapon. Text: Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar. LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people? Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN! Women: So, does that mean you care about women? Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated! Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries? Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help? Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help? Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They all look like this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bare feet would make the rest of my suit of armor look silly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They all look like this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  City apartment dweller here. My lease requires having carpet or rugs over a certain percentage of the floor area. It’s a basic necessity to avoid aggravating one’s neighbors on the floor below.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delish 2⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cream is stored in the eclairs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨race to the bottom with no other participants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing that interferes with this metaphor is that most people agree that slot machines must be capable of actually doing what they claim and they have to let someone win once in a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The person in the photo is Abigail Roscoe.

  Source video

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard Out There For A Woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Author: John Paul Brammer, from the piece “The Most Unlovable Man in New York City.”

  Archived copy of source, because fuck giving Substack any clicks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a weird request but if Paramount decides to not greenlight Paul Wesley's Kirk and Crew, I hope IDW does a Year One comic.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IDW did Kelvin timeline comics for years when those movies were a current concern, so I imagine this isn’t outside the realm of possibility (assuming they keep hold of the license.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trolleyposting will continue until morale improves⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if so, what skin color does the driver have?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mix in a tin of sardines, anchovies, salmon, or any other canned fishy thing for extra seafoodiness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable management is an art form⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a new comic that shows what happened next.

  …ghost.io/coming-home-to-voyager/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The right kind of vibe⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And the complaint that mom threw away your best porno mag?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer to believe she found the Kubrick 2001 trip-out scene up there, and now lives forever as a magic star puppy.