rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oink⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Press F to pay respects⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is exactly why allowing .zip as a gTLD was such a damn stupid move.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gladly :3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Before I put anything on, I need you to explain to me how you have an empty top and skirt which are laying naturally flat but a pair of empty socks which are somehow shaped like there are legs in them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brichard!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Happy Pride Month to you too! 🌈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time sure flies. I remember pausing my N64 to watch the news coverage.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume all that money went into decorating the entire interior of the mansion like this.

  Screenshot of DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince in front of the hip-hop background which was their visual signature at the time, bright white walls and floors with colorful but family-friendly 1990s graffiti spray-painted all over every surface

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan can't seem to catch a break⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad news for that one woman who is somehow the only police officer in every single area of Japan.

  Screenshot from Pokemon showing Officer Jenny, who wears a miniskirt with her uniform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s like, ‘look at me! I drink too much!’”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations, homosexual!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With irritated paper-shuffling noises.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You mean it gets worse?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The nature of those unique experiences varies from person to person. My field trips might have been good memories had it not been for the fact that the horrible assholes I was stuck going to school with were there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You mean it gets worse?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kate & Leopold (2001)

  Kate: I wasted the best years of my life on you. Stuart: Those were your best years?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like that you posted the broadcast TV edit of the movie, which wasn’t allowed to show the famous cum joke on-screen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoever’s cum that is should really visit their urologist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak masculinity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let it come back to wherever you are, and keep it there so it stops bugging the rest of us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope i don't get downvoted for this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at this graph! 📈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still holding out for season two of The Duck Factory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Counterpoint: Melissa McCarthy is a goddamn gift to a world which struggles to deserve her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The company sells normal airplane seats and has been around for a long time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  F0r what it’s worth: this was apparently a concept created by an airline seat company called Aviointeriors who showed the idea off at trade shows in 2010 (as the “SkyRider”) and 2018 (as the SkyRider 2.0 pictured here.) Pretty much all the news articles about it are about Aviointeriors claiming vague unsorced “plans” for them to be adopted by some future echoing Aviointeriors’ own PR releases, but the articles mostly end up being about the intense public backlash to the idea. No airlines have announced any plans to buy and use these seats, not even those lunatics at RyanAir, and in the years since all SkyRider mentions have been quietly removed from Aviointeriors’ own site.

  Sources:

  • news.com.au
  • CNN
  • Euro Weekly News
  • Daily Mail (archive link, ain’t giving them a click)
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I put on my robe and wizard hat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joy of a family that values education celebrating the graduation of their son⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Screenshot of the notoriously poorly-translated ending screen off the Nintendo Entertainment System’s “Ghostbusters” game. It reads, in all caps: “Conglaturation!!! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My sister and I had enough trouble sharing toys, crayons, or the TV remote without it becoming a whole big fight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I view others in social media⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Tell me blah blah blah without telling me blah blah blah.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be Evil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Very cool of you! Thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah, that’s that guy’s thing. Nobody will ever know that he’s Jordan Q. Harbelstein who lives at 601 12th St in Roy, New Mexico.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be Evil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  TFW someone posts “don’t be evil” but censors out the author credit of the clever post.

  Screenshot of Twitter. Tweet by @GooglePlay made on March 13th, 2024 reads “Gaming really changes your life lol anyone else out here yelling +10 HEALTH when they finish dinner?” A reply tweet by user @RickAstleyGamin (which was scribbled out in the screenshot OP posted) simply reads “no”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously Jesus, who was doing that for that to be added 😭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I usually refer to a chicken omelette as a Family Reunion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When you eat a boiled egg you’re still mixing the white and yellow parts inside your mouth.

  Illusionist Criss Angel, dressed in his best early-2000s over-the-top emo clothes and jewelry, stares and points dramatically at the viewer while curled up in a particularly gothy pose as if to say “Mind freak!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Religions have some of the wackiest rules⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You know how you can collect rubber bands over time, wrapping them around each other, and eventually you have a great big ball on your desk to play with?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does captain Picard snore in Star Trek tng?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember him waking up onscreen this one time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree!