rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Boiling isn’t the way to do it, roasting will bring out the flavor much more nicely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You could make it your homepage⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Screenshot of the English version of the original “Final Fantasy 7” game, in which Aeris says the famously weird line “This guy are sick!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine the farts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer to peel them under running water in the sink. (A drain catcher is necessary for the shells.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a Paula Deen of the Midwest?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I assumed he came from the West Coast of Hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a Paula Deen of the Midwest?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Topped off with an extra can of Cream of Butter soup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How?!?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A toilet paper post is an anti-shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why would anyone do this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Excellent point!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why would anyone do this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  IIRC this was just about voting on the hotness of random pictures, you couldn’t actually contact the person through the site or do any social media stuff. You’d just upload your photo, and be able to check back on how it scored later for an ego boost, bragging rights among your friends, or whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You ask who believed this stuff. But in 20 years people will look at the mainstream newspapers of today and ask the same question.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Heed! Paper! Now!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨welp⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I ship Freud/Nietzsche.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learning the origin of a phrase⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re all unwell here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandola effect⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not right now, you don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨welp⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And then they kissed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Braum Stoker's Dracula remake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even Steven Seagal can find a Steven Seagal wig. That’s why he took that floor mat from a 1987 Toyota Corolla.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Braum Stoker's Dracula remake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  (Sharon and Lois are off today.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, this is a J-Law.

  Jennifer Lawrence on an “Entertainment Weekly” magazine cover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The big dishwasher-unsafe novelty mugs are good for keeping on your desk to hold pens or mints or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful when choosing your profession⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the bees!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipeter was the founder of the site in 1993 when he wanted to know more about model trains without having to visit the library ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very cool of you to do so!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can Barbies really sit like that now? I remember them having those straight legs with clicky knees that couldn’t really bend that much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m comin’ down on the stereo, hear me on the radio…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WTF is a bathroom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipeter was the founder of the site in 1993 when he wanted to know more about model trains without having to visit the library ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Censorship sucks, giving credit rules.

  As above but without the authors’ usernames scribbled out. Screenshot of social media: a tweet by paige @pswizzz reads, “the biggest scam of all time was convincing kids that wikipedia, a free source of unlimited information, isn’t reliable when there’s literal sources at the bottom & a strict editing policy.” A tumblr post by LesbianBriachiosaurus appends, “Seriously tho as someone who put literal years of effort into creating a Wikipedia hoax it’s basically impossible to get away with for more than like an hour. They’re fucking vigilant. I tried to build up trust by doing legit editing but my account got reviewed cause I approved a page that mismeasured the size of a ship by a few centimeters”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New year, time to reboot the soap opera⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The years start coming and they don’t stop coming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dad jokes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why censor out the writer’s username?

  Screenshot of the same tweet posted by OP, but the author’s name hasn’t been crossed out.

  Source

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just friends!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The world isn’t ready for a Dude Lebowski/Dr. Emmett Brown hybrid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hank Hill saying “Boggle?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Joy on Christmas Morning⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s her present this year!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Joy on Christmas Morning⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I nearly made it through an entire holiday season without seeing those two, but I’m not even mad at you because it was inevitable really. 🫡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if it was the D string.