rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just couldn't say no⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Cock and peace are not mutually exclusive. You can have both!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Angles don't seem to work for me?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Front-facing Homestar will save us all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Videogames: Then and Now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What did he do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Videogames: Then and Now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a different one for that.

  GIF animation of four Mr. Beans singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” in the manner of the four members of Queen in that music video.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Videogames: Then and Now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Digital drawing by me of four live-action Super Mario Brothers - Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo from the 1993 “Super Mario Brothers” movie, and Lou Albano and Danny Wells from the 1989 “Super Mario Brothers Super Show” TV series, drawn in a moody shadowy black-and-white style parodying the Beatles’ “Meet the Beatles” album cover photo.

  OC

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Screenshot of a tweet by the Iron Sheik, posted June 15, 2021, which reads, “FUCK THE HULK HOGAN”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So I searched for art on eBay...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  • Wants to be an erotic photographer
  • Worries that someone’s hip from eBay is too naughty to show Lemmy
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube poop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where there’s smoke, they pinch back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can feel my horny level rising to 30%⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Garth Marenghi wept.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Momma didn't raise no quiter, I know my mission⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet that one never gets cleaned, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Incorrect. He just started being 100. He is not going to pass that age until next year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes it be like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You might like to read The Egg by Andy Weir. It’s a very short and very beautiful story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bought it on the Steam Summer Sale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But does it have active cooling?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bought it on the Steam Summer Sale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or, it’s the type of person who is in a life situation which requires shopping at secondhand stores but is still trying to look their best.

  Just try the iron on a rag or something first, so you can be sure it isn’t spitting rust before using it on clothing you care about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m putting together a team⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll need one of these.

  Photo of a Logitech F710 wireless game controller.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discovery phase⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard from a sovereign citizen that prostate stuff doesn’t count if your butt has a gold fringe border.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We found their kryptonite!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A photo of four people shoveling dirt, two of whom are dressed in business clothes and two dressed in military fatigues. Caption: “Shitposting is serious business.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my daily breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then just start punching the fucking potato.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just no⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have pretty thick body hair. For me wearing this would be a sensory nightmare, and it would also make my butt look like Nancy.

  Image of the comic strip character Nancy, with her trademark hairstyle made of short prickly lines pointing outward in all directions from her round head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sound of silence⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A nice pair of electrically-insulated cable cutters may be a good investment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teehee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then the retail employee sighs inwardly at the “joke” she hears from a dozen aggravating boomer customers a week and has to keep a big customer-service smile on for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lemmy is not Reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Troof⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Stevie” is used as a diminutive form of the feminine name “Stephanie.” This is how Stevie Nicks uses it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Artist's illustration of a meeting of Peter Thiel's secretive Dialog club⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “What more do you need?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun that isn't fatally trapped in a crevice.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For those unfamiliar, just prior to this he fell off said rock and would have died if his friend hadn’t caught him using sci-fi jet boots which don’t exist in real life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun that isn't fatally trapped in a crevice.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But will he be okay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just made an enemy for life.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After you beat him you win a sharp beak and the ability to subsist on beach trash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit solutions for shitty problems⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandpa always said, “if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he's actually like that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Doink”