rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You can enjoy this sort of thing at /c/shittymoviedetails@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quite a quirky design 😄 Can anyone guess the right way to open it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll see that and raise you.

  Photo from some store listing of a ridiculously huge fanny pack being worn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Two-frame meme. Frame 1 is a photo of Yoko Ono looking distressed, captioned “Yoko Ono.” Frame 2 is of Yoko Ono smiling, captioned “Yoko Oyes.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corny⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If they’re going to start adding sound effects to porn, they should use just those sound effects from old cartoons. That would be fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shoutout To My Boy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A moving tribute to this poor guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no guy has ever been as hungry to eat me out as this Korean dad last night. 11/10 experience.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate when my lips get really chapped and a piece of it starts hanging down like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the Pope uses his teeth to eat food⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All your friends just gave me five bucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he was embarrassed, i was surprised but flattered⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Photoshopped four-panel illustrated comic. Panel 1: two people’s feet with the caption “We were walking side by side…” Panel 2: two hands touching back to back with the caption “We were shy and clumsy.” Panel 3: a shyly smiling man with the caption, “But then you told me…” and a dialogue bubble in which someone has obviously photoshopped in the text “I just shidded and farded and camed my pants.” Panel 4: a contentedly smiling woman and the caption “And I knew everything would be alright.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's some toast⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is it Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither, I’ve already gleefully incinerated that fucking cube before it got to this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a real product. This one was a gift from my spouse, who knows me and my foundational embedded pop-culture bullshit well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not only in my memory, he also lives right here on my desk. Nu-ne-nu-ne-nu…

  Photo of my hand holding up an action figure of the Sesame Street typewriter guy in front of my screen showing this very post about him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im serious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  lemmy.world/c/sbubby

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chill out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It really isn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reading poetry by the Han River💖⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  "if my ear were a removed

  Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing sticks to my breath, especially in the mornings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't worry guys, it's just cosmetic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I photoshopped this some years ago for an image challenge about modernizing old games.

  Picture of what appears to be the purchase area of a Steam page for a Pac-Man game. There are options for adding Pac-Man basics such as power pellets, floating cherries, side doors, and even dots to your purchase as expensive DLC bundles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨time flys!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Devour feculence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forever war for your FACE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s the Onion’s “Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades” from 2004.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just couldn't say no⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cock and peace are not mutually exclusive. You can have both!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Angles don't seem to work for me?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Front-facing Homestar will save us all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Videogames: Then and Now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What did he do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Videogames: Then and Now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a different one for that.

  GIF animation of four Mr. Beans singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” in the manner of the four members of Queen in that music video.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Videogames: Then and Now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Digital drawing by me of four live-action Super Mario Brothers - Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo from the 1993 “Super Mario Brothers” movie, and Lou Albano and Danny Wells from the 1989 “Super Mario Brothers Super Show” TV series, drawn in a moody shadowy black-and-white style parodying the Beatles’ “Meet the Beatles” album cover photo.

  OC

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Screenshot of a tweet by the Iron Sheik, posted June 15, 2021, which reads, “FUCK THE HULK HOGAN”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So I searched for art on eBay...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  • Wants to be an erotic photographer
  • Worries that someone’s hip from eBay is too naughty to show Lemmy
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube poop⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where there’s smoke, they pinch back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can feel my horny level rising to 30%⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Garth Marenghi wept.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Momma didn't raise no quiter, I know my mission⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet that one never gets cleaned, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Incorrect. He just started being 100. He is not going to pass that age until next year.