rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The person in the photo is Abigail Roscoe.

  Source video

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard Out There For A Woman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Author: John Paul Brammer, from the piece “The Most Unlovable Man in New York City.”

  Archived copy of source, because fuck giving Substack any clicks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a weird request but if Paramount decides to not greenlight Paul Wesley's Kirk and Crew, I hope IDW does a Year One comic.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  IDW did Kelvin timeline comics for years when those movies were a current concern, so I imagine this isn’t outside the realm of possibility (assuming they keep hold of the license.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trolleyposting will continue until morale improves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And if so, what skin color does the driver have?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mix in a tin of sardines, anchovies, salmon, or any other canned fishy thing for extra seafoodiness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable management is an art form⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a new comic that shows what happened next.

  …ghost.io/coming-home-to-voyager/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The right kind of vibe⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And the complaint that mom threw away your best porno mag?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer to believe she found the Kubrick 2001 trip-out scene up there, and now lives forever as a magic star puppy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adorable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reversed version of the “that’s a penis” meme GIF this is responding to, so now the man in the GIF says “that’s a penis” and then leans back and smiles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adorable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh hey, Maurice the hormone monster was wondering where that one wandered off to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all might not be ready for this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you considered fucking all the way off forever?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would make a great gift for Christmas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it as delightful as they say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest. You did the same thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can glean all of this except “srbmecald,” what’s that one supposed to be?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  His hams are steamed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer garden ready⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  (Oh, he’s a tiny tiny legged man)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's right, you know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That tweet’s eighth birthday is coming up soon, and we are all decrepit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Won't you come?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCjQYj-rv7I

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I am an ancient nobleman and need some coin made prove to me youre a craftsman that can make quality coin" "check this thing out."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Biblically accurate coins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨splat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One for casual, one for formal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This basically sums up my wifes trip to lolapoloza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Screenshot of Peter Boyle as Clyde Bruckman from “The X-Files” saying, "What the hell is Lallapalazzo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whomever mapped this is wrong⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This person’s partner can get to Eighth Base with her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So sensible⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good forbid someone posting a thing which contains the words “killing” a bunch of times be enough of a fucking grownup to write the word “killing” once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I forgot something today⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot about Dre.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨non issue⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Useful except when the solution to some problem is to be found in an old forum post which reads something like, “how do I fix this fucking shit?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not like this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck censorship.

  The social media post (maybe a tweet?) screenshot posted by OP, but without the word “fuck” censored out as in OP’s version. Poster’s username: “SA @SpahghettiAstronut”. Post text: “In four months it’s gonna be 2027. The 2030s will be three years away. Titanic, Men In Black, and Liar Liar are all turning 30. I’m sorry, but when the fuck did all this happen. I need time to stop.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I threw your image at tineye.com and found the uncensored version in five seconds of effort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Giving credit is cool.

  Screenshot of the same tweet OP posted, but without the user info scribbled out as in OP’s image. Tweet posted 1/31/19 by Twitter user @holyfudge which reads, “I’ve been alive 20 years and still haven’t found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you’re in”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quinton can doubtless do better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I never liked these. Too sticky and high in calories. My GF has always loved them⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to call it UnChocolateChip or TikTok won’t algorithm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users having a bit of fun dancing!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Do you girls know how to Jamaica Ska?”