rob_t_firefly
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world
Artist, writer, comic, loud voice, activist, and nerd of all trades from New York City.
- Home: RobVincent.net
- Podcasts: modern.technology
- Toots: hackers.town/@Rob_T_Firefly
- Pronouns: he/him
- Comment on Babe can you refill my drink from the cloaca dispenser please? 13 hours ago:
- Comment on Yellow from the egg! 2 days ago:
Because my country’s egg supply chain makes them require refrigeration.
- Comment on PSA for those in America 2 days ago:
I’ll try my best to not be venuarable, then.
- Comment on Same Vibe 3 days ago:
Careful, they might be those Legend of Zelda chickens that’ll mess you up real bad.
- Comment on Morning break out of my pond for a butt and a coffee 3 days ago:
An easy way to tell whether it’s an alligator or a crocodile is by noting whether you see it later, or in a while.
- Comment on Batman... Get In There And Do Something! 5 days ago:
It’s only on the Special Edition DVD.
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 5 days ago:
That’s amazing, that’s the same combination I have on my luggage!
- Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole 6 days ago:
Vomiting is not as much fun as waiting for it to be ready for you to deposit on the boss’ desk the other way.
- Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole 6 days ago:
They can’t be a cop, they don’t accept bribes.
- Comment on Air Jordens 1 week ago:
As shown in the classic film Air Bum.
- Comment on Not for me, tho 1 week ago:
acht=12
Gesundheit.
- Comment on Literally this community 1 week ago:
And I love you all for it.
- Comment on Everybody poops 1 week ago:
- Comment on shrimps is bugs 1 week ago:
No, this is Patrick.
- Comment on I am two of them 1 week ago:
Tell them they can get their own damn onion rings.
- Comment on I want these walls back 1 week ago:
Ah, your having a creative block.
- Comment on bisexual 2 weeks ago:
“Ohh yeah baby, collapse my wave function…”
- Comment on bisexual 2 weeks ago:
An oversharer.
- Comment on Who remembers alt.fan.tonya.harding.whack.whack.whack ? 2 weeks ago:
alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die
- Comment on I'm talking to the fucking Garfield 2 weeks ago:
Poe’s law: any sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from sincerity.
- Comment on A Completely Natural Conversation in the NYC Reddit 2 weeks ago:
/c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works would like to know more.
- Comment on A Completely Natural Conversation in the NYC Reddit 2 weeks ago:
This does not apply so much in the Whole Foods/Prime example, the store and the credit card are both Amazon.
- Comment on Oink 3 weeks ago:
Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.
- Comment on Press F to pay respects 3 weeks ago:
This is exactly why allowing .zip as a gTLD was such a damn stupid move.
- Comment on Gladly :3 4 weeks ago:
Before I put anything on, I need you to explain to me how you have an empty top and skirt which are laying naturally flat but a pair of empty socks which are somehow shaped like there are legs in them.
- Comment on Brichard! 4 weeks ago:
Happy Pride Month to you too! 🌈
- Comment on Time sure flies. I remember pausing my N64 to watch the news coverage. 4 weeks ago:
I assume all that money went into decorating the entire interior of the mansion like this.
- Comment on Japan can't seem to catch a break 5 weeks ago:
Bad news for that one woman who is somehow the only police officer in every single area of Japan.
Screenshot from Pokemon showing Officer Jenny, who wears a miniskirt with her uniform.
- Comment on Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 5 weeks ago:
With irritated paper-shuffling noises.
