rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just type normally along one side and then

  .dnuora yaw rehto eht txet ruoy epyt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It also needs a better name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large water?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to turn the car to a flying car⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Meme of an adorable kitten looking sad, captioned with the text “Every time you post a censored meme to a community labeled ‘SHIT POST’ a kitten is thrown into busy traffic. Cut that bullshit out. Think of the fucking kittens.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leonardo da Vinci becomes inspired (c. 1503) [Day 8]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leonardo da Vinci becomes inspired (c. 1503) [Day 8]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahahaha, you must be kidding aren’t you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it bleeds, we can kill it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If only the film had a colonizer nepo-baby ultra-privileged bug who did none of the alien invasion work but claimed all of the credit for the successful bits of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sex!?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps it’s quite fashionable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intruder⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Many of the cutesy cartoony traps in Home Alone would have absolutely killed the bandits in real life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make sure your priorities are straight⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time a censored meme gets posted to the group named “shitpost” a kitten wanders into traffic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5x Evolutionary Winner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  CRAB BATTLE!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meaty lifehack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Give it to us raw, and wriggling!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meaty lifehack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dya like dags?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meaty lifehack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you buy hamburger in bulk you get a better price, but once you open that package you have to either use it all at once (not easy for every household) or watch the leftovers go bad unless you portion out and freeze it like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The darkness of hell⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren’t the “good” Christians required to “believe in the darkness of hell” so they are afraid of it and don’t do things which make them end up there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  UH - OH!
  THE TRUCK HAVE
  STARTED TO MOVE! 
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink the climate change away⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Provided you want to consider welding supplies to be food grade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know what would be cool? If all those (job name) simulator games could all be joined.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was Second Life around 20 years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're in this meme, go buy a fibre supplement⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope it feels better soon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What an experience!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And like with the Rolling Stones, I tend to like Bob Dylan’s songs much more when it’s someone else covering them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it’s hard being a twisted fucking cycle path⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re “cycle paths” in some places.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Support local bands⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  One can also undo the curse of reposting text as a screengrabbed image file.

  Support local bands. Go to their shows. Tell them they suck to their face. Unplug the bassist’s instrument cable. Demand free merch after. Get drunk as fuck in the parking lot. Fight their drummer. Support. Local. Bands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At 4AM this New Year's Eve, play the Ramones track "I Wanna Be Sedated."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wherever you are!

• At 4AM this New Year's Eve, play the Ramones track "I Wanna Be Sedated."
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pee posting?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This site isn’t Instagram.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got it on pre-order⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No matter what else they ever do, the greatest artistic achievement of DreamWorks will always be naming their villain “Fuckwad” with the spelling tweaked just enough to sneak past not only the censors, but multiple generations of oblivious family-film-going parents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shut up, Wesley.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Top or bottom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satan throws a hell of a party⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ve all been scooped up by scalper bots already, sorry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gamer stove⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The gamer also added a bunch of heat sinks and case fans and now nothing gets hot enough to cook.