rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stickers⁩ ⁨⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  That “cop humor” watermark makes no sense, because there are no people of color being murdered in this picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  🫡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Trek - Voyager Audition⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  For those unfamiliar, this sketch was from a Star Trek 30th anniversary TV special from 1996 featuring the cast of Frasier. If I remember correctly Kelsey Grammar himself was supposed to be the captain, but he bowed out at the last minute and Kate Mulgrew stepped in to fill the role.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  No it isn’t. Olejellylegs wrote, “the open matte version of the film where only digital shots are cropped”. In this the open-matte scenes are uncropped (the editor hasn’t yet removed the top and bottom of the frame to make a widescreen final shot) while the CGI scenes are cropped to widescreen (because they’ve been through the optical printing process to render the CGI back to film, and lost the extraneous tops/bottoms of the frame in the process.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worrying grimoire⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You misspelled “squirt.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worrying grimoire⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sperm banks do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They call me the problem solver⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, now I get why Shaggy 2 Dope doesn’t like scientists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨someone call 911⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, nowadays you’re completely safe around Seagal unless he switches to his obvious fighting double.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the exact version of the movie the poster was referring to, in which the practical scenes appear in an open-matte square frame while the CGI scenes are in widescreen. Scroll to exactly 20 minutes in and see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  archive.org/…/jurassic-park-open-mate-1993-35mm-1…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had always wondered...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Screenshot from the film “Young Frankenstein” in which Gene Wilder is admiring the oversized ornamental knockers on a castle door and saying “what knockers!” while carrying Teri Garr, whose boobs are very near his face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had always wondered...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What power?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead writer Margaret Hamilton standing next to the finished Moon landing script⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s also in a Lego set!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead writer Margaret Hamilton standing next to the finished Moon landing script⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only one of her accomplishments. She has more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All aboard the Pythagorean Express⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely to be Pythagorean it’d have to be a right triangle, not an isosceles triangle. 📐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t Da Share Zone stolen from the person who created it a while back?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need to restart my morning jog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know which one would be nicer to hug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you too young to remember these?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my area channel 4 had a TV station on it and channel 3 didn’t, se channel 3 was the available default for these things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can enjoy this sort of thing at /c/shittymoviedetails@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quite a quirky design 😄 Can anyone guess the right way to open it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll see that and raise you.

  Photo from some store listing of a ridiculously huge fanny pack being worn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Two-frame meme. Frame 1 is a photo of Yoko Ono looking distressed, captioned “Yoko Ono.” Frame 2 is of Yoko Ono smiling, captioned “Yoko Oyes.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corny⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they’re going to start adding sound effects to porn, they should use just those sound effects from old cartoons. That would be fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shoutout To My Boy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A moving tribute to this poor guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate when my lips get really chapped and a piece of it starts hanging down like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the Pope uses his teeth to eat food⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All your friends just gave me five bucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Photoshopped four-panel illustrated comic. Panel 1: two people’s feet with the caption “We were walking side by side…” Panel 2: two hands touching back to back with the caption “We were shy and clumsy.” Panel 3: a shyly smiling man with the caption, “But then you told me…” and a dialogue bubble in which someone has obviously photoshopped in the text “I just shidded and farded and camed my pants.” Panel 4: a contentedly smiling woman and the caption “And I knew everything would be alright.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's some toast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is it Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither, I’ve already gleefully incinerated that fucking cube before it got to this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a real product. This one was a gift from my spouse, who knows me and my foundational embedded pop-culture bullshit well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not only in my memory, he also lives right here on my desk. Nu-ne-nu-ne-nu…

  Photo of my hand holding up an action figure of the Sesame Street typewriter guy in front of my screen showing this very post about him.