rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be Evil⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Very cool of you! Thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah, that’s that guy’s thing. Nobody will ever know that he’s Jordan Q. Harbelstein who lives at 601 12th St in Roy, New Mexico.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be Evil⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  TFW someone posts “don’t be evil” but censors out the author credit of the clever post.

  Screenshot of Twitter. Tweet by @GooglePlay made on March 13th, 2024 reads “Gaming really changes your life lol anyone else out here yelling +10 HEALTH when they finish dinner?” A reply tweet by user @RickAstleyGamin (which was scribbled out in the screenshot OP posted) simply reads “no”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously Jesus, who was doing that for that to be added 😭⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I usually refer to a chicken omelette as a Family Reunion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When you eat a boiled egg you’re still mixing the white and yellow parts inside your mouth.

  Illusionist Criss Angel, dressed in his best early-2000s over-the-top emo clothes and jewelry, stares and points dramatically at the viewer while curled up in a particularly gothy pose as if to say “Mind freak!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Religions have some of the wackiest rules⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You know how you can collect rubber bands over time, wrapping them around each other, and eventually you have a great big ball on your desk to play with?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does captain Picard snore in Star Trek tng?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember him waking up onscreen this one time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if torrented Jesus movies for Christians are edited down to have only nine Commandments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's That Pokémon?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember when Woll Smoth slopped Chros Rack at the Ascurs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey folks, is this where the old farts are hanging out? Point me toward the bathroom, I’ll be a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iceland knows what's up⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet they’re measuring from the back of the building.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horror⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s just a water-walking horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was once really excited to meet a forum friend on whom I’d been crushing on a little as we were going to attend the same event, and she brought along a forum newbie who lived near her and who I didn’t really know all that well.

  It turned out my crush and I had just platonically friendly vibes in person, but her friend and I had an immediate major connection and ended up dating seriously for a year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Easiest way out which will still be helpful: send her the link to that comment of yours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest and tell us what you see⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A smartphone in my hand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨frenly warnin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I loved that Tom Hanks movie!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Many of our hard-working instance admins are on top of blocking her whenever she pops up again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Man is chubbed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It really ties the bunny’s room together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The landlord special⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s some serious lag when you can get that close to the thing and the textures still haven’t loaded. What’s your ping time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I started doing sketches for fun. Got so many compliments I'm going to do it full time and quit my real job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like this creature and wish to be friends with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I started doing sketches for fun. Got so many compliments I'm going to do it full time and quit my real job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone’s afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trade offer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck off, I said I wanted the boot-shaped one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I did it because I had to!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just sold my shit for a piece of son.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We still have three eggs up for auction.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In rural areas of the US it’s more of a thing.

  In most suburban areas of the US your neighbors wouldn’t appreciate the smell of chicken poo wafting into their yards, and if you have a rooster you’re definitely making enemies of your neighbors who don’t appreciate the unsolicited wakeup call at silly o’clock AM every day.

  In cities it’d be very difficult to find the space to do any of it. I knew one city dealer who briefly kept a couple chickens on a small apartment-building rooftop area they happened to have access to; the chickens there were filthy and unhealthy without access to foraging or clean spaces and they were always fighting with pigeons and each other.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The next four years will likely make things more and more difficult for anyone trying to immigrate to the US, asylum or otherwise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's fucking ads in board games now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Lorax? You mean that character who sells SUVs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe, just maybe, a company that refuses to give you time off if you have a bullet inside of you is a really really shitty company⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The news article: nola.com/…/article_f985df4e-c965-11ef-8ec3-a3bc3

  Archive copy: archive.is/LlfQu

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Family chat be like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The meme OP posted, but with the censorship of the word “sex” undone because fuck that shit. Fixed it for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go into debt if you have to⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve got to stare hard at the bank manager and say, “look at me. I’m the borrower now.”