rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful when choosing your profession⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the bees!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipeter was the founder of the site in 1993 when he wanted to know more about model trains without having to visit the library ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Very cool of you to do so!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can Barbies really sit like that now? I remember them having those straight legs with clicky knees that couldn’t really bend that much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m comin’ down on the stereo, hear me on the radio…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  WTF is a bathroom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipeter was the founder of the site in 1993 when he wanted to know more about model trains without having to visit the library ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Censorship sucks, giving credit rules.

  As above but without the authors’ usernames scribbled out. Screenshot of social media: a tweet by paige @pswizzz reads, “the biggest scam of all time was convincing kids that wikipedia, a free source of unlimited information, isn’t reliable when there’s literal sources at the bottom & a strict editing policy.” A tumblr post by LesbianBriachiosaurus appends, “Seriously tho as someone who put literal years of effort into creating a Wikipedia hoax it’s basically impossible to get away with for more than like an hour. They’re fucking vigilant. I tried to build up trust by doing legit editing but my account got reviewed cause I approved a page that mismeasured the size of a ship by a few centimeters”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New year, time to reboot the soap opera⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The years start coming and they don’t stop coming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dad jokes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why censor out the writer’s username?

  Screenshot of the same tweet posted by OP, but the author’s name hasn’t been crossed out.

  Source

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just friends!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The world isn’t ready for a Dude Lebowski/Dr. Emmett Brown hybrid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hank Hill saying “Boggle?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Joy on Christmas Morning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s her present this year!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Joy on Christmas Morning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I nearly made it through an entire holiday season without seeing those two, but I’m not even mad at you because it was inevitable really. 🫡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if it was the D string.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I’m hungry for a plate of dryer nachos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak technology ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hank Hill saying “Boggle?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Casts Sulu and Bones for Series Finale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We have to take into account that, generally speaking, a 50-year-old jobbing actor on low-budget TV in 1966 looked a good deal older than a 50-year-old Hollywood actor tends to look now. (Hell, I’m not that far from 50, not Hollywood glam by any stretch, and I still look noticeably younger than my boomer parents did at my age and way younger than my Depression-era grandparents looked at my age.)

  Physically, under modern makeup, lighting, and filming, I could see this guy looking very similar in age to Kelley in TOS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I use your shower?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical monopoly people⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shitposting is a art.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical monopoly people⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The original uncensored version took three seconds on TinEye.com to find.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Johnny Kidneyhand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems legit to me.

  bjnomnom.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This bedroom game is weird⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you can do it doggy style so you can both watch X-Files.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is a stickup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are few things more disturbing than a sticky wall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Boxcar⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I must kill… the Queen…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical monopoly people⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The screenshot of a Twitter conversation OP posted, but in higher quality, without the added censorship over the word “fuck,” and without the users’ usernames erased. @notviking posts, “who the fuck decided rendesvous would be pronounced like that” @CathyJoBaker replies, “Poor monolinguals. They can’t seem to understand that other languages besides English exist” @notviking replies, “what the fuck did u just call me” @CarsonElquist replies, “She called you Mongolian”

  Picture of a sad-looking kitten and the text "Every time you post a censored meme to a community labeled “SHITPOST” a kitten is thrown into busy traffic. Cut that bullshit out. Think of the fucking kittens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm New⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Read the room, dude. This person is from the UK. They use metres over there, not feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polar Bears are one of the only creatures that naturally hunt Humans... This one tries to break into the Cameraman's glass box⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Get off the phone. Get off… the… phone!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It only got a short mention by Colin Jost at the top of Weekend Update:

  Trump has not yet won the Nobel Peace Prize, but he did win the equally prestigious Soccer Peace Prize.

  FIFA actually invented a fake peace prize in Trump’s honor, and that’s why the trophy shows Trump’s gnarled hands dragging Earth into Hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Bat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Music Dance Experience is officially cancelled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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