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• mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t work folks, they only read license plates

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  • foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hmmm. Just don’t tatto random numbers on your ass and you will be fine then, I guess…

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Anal recognition technology is getting pretty accurate these days

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wish you’d have told me that an hour ago

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• CheerfulPassionFruit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The power of making custom stickers is truly marvellous

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just simple infrared distance sensors, like are on cheap cameras, to see when you’ve stepped back, or stood up, so it doesn’t flush on your wiener.

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  • ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sorry to tell you bud, but I worked in commercial building maintenance for a decade and those are definitely government funded dick cameras. Dicks have 10 times the amount of distinction markers as finger prints. It’s the most accurate way to someone.

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    • WolfLink@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’ve scanned your dick, Mr. Bond, to disappear you will need to transition…

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    • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not with my decoy Mars bar.

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  • markz@suppo.fi ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It clearly says toilet camera

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  • foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your weiner is so big it can get flushed on?

    WooF!

    Dude, go to California and go make some money in the adult film industry! You could be a star!

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    • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That “cop humor” watermark makes no sense, because there are no people of color being murdered in this picture.

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dystopia be flocking us up the ass these days…

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, that’s free in toilets? I’ve always had to pay. Fuck!

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• EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unadulterated Shitpost

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pisspost

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• mp3@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  … I need to make some Flock stickers for science.

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where can I buy them?

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just use your fingers like a proper artist. Not like my former compatriot who claimed to hate the big box store so much he shat in the urinal, after he’d heard me whining about cleaning the bathrooms in a big box store. He knew I hadn’t been there for a while but I felt solidarity. And he worked for that same company for years. He knew that shitting in the urinal would only affect his own people.

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