BagOfHeavyStones

@BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should really develop this idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Return of the landlines…

  Trains only go where they have rails.

  Want to give up your mobile phone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I stick my head out a car window or a gust of wind hits my face it's like my throat closes and I can't breathe. How come motorcycle riders without helmets don't seem to have this problem?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Side note: beards cut down wind noise in your ears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I figure out where flies are entering my house?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s the only light source, flies love the blue light disco. Useless in the day but effective in the evening.

  It’s fun luring them by turning on and off the lights in the house so they follow the light, until you get them near the blue one and game over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I figure out where flies are entering my house?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Air curtains.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome to the HEV Mark 4 Protective System, for use in hazardous environment conditions.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me a bit of the original Carmageddon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in the uk they encourage smokers by printing cigarette packs as collectibles⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In Australia you get Baked Beans.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, you don't escape this one Microsoft!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my case, I think they are the same email, which adds entertainment. Will keep that in mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, you don't escape this one Microsoft!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lucky it let you log in at all.

  On my phone I often have to delete the app data so it will load anonymous rather then just hang at getting ready.

  Then there’s the whole work vs personal account stuff, and sending you a six digit 2FA but asking for seven digits.

  Now I run a Jitsi server on a VPS so I know it’ll just work for our needs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨magic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to dry my shoes in the microwave as it had a 10% setting.

  Once on holiday I did that but the microwave was a bit more ambitious and affected the glue. Half the sole came loose on a walk

  Got home fine by tying the laces around and under the shoe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, it’s nice to be able to see the two tones in the two tone slushy. I guess that’s why. Not great for the environment though as you say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is coding possible on smart phones ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And trim the trees with a herring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The body of a contortionist while performing a trick. This X-ray also shows that a significant part of the spine does not bend.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Naah, it’s the wrong way around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't prove environmental issues if you don't have the data⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer Raygun. Her dance was fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stony tony⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Handy if you want to recreate parts of Sweetest Pie?

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JrX7PHGBE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stony tony⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just think invertopenis and you can’t go too far wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can scrape off dead skin while sweating and have a snack, but that’s about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How could I prepare for this market scenario?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe a CRT monitor and a big magnet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heater⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They also changed the tense from past to parent…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liverpool parade crash victim refused PIP despite life-changing injuries⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s fair.

  I speed read the article but never did it define what PIP was.

  I guess it’s similar to the NDIS in Australia - National Disability Insurance Scheme.

  Joke was appealing to the nerdy nature of the Fediverse, but since it’s majority down voted, I’ll democratically delete it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want them in my buns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ultimate commuting strategy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where are the bicycles and fire hydrants?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even Trollops are Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Crumbled?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gremlin

  Chomp

  Diamond

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think my search is finally over!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a dog.

  Or Grindr.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hexbear is incapable of understanding hypocrisy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I switched for the post combining feature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You wish to face the peril?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ew why are you like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel a touch of Violet coming on…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ew why are you like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My steering wheel has a 2mm deep layer of dead skin on the top half for some reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do a majority of nation's flags use the rectangular shape except Nepal?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stands out from the norm with a nom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung Galaxy Extinguisher⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s easier to pronounce than Alludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.