BagOfHeavyStones

@BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How could I prepare for this market scenario?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe a CRT monitor and a big magnet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heater⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They also changed the tense from past to parent…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liverpool parade crash victim refused PIP despite life-changing injuries⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s fair.

  I speed read the article but never did it define what PIP was.

  I guess it’s similar to the NDIS in Australia - National Disability Insurance Scheme.

  Joke was appealing to the nerdy nature of the Fediverse, but since it’s majority down voted, I’ll democratically delete it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I want them in my buns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ultimate commuting strategy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where are the bicycles and fire hydrants?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even Trollops are Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crumbled?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gremlin

  Chomp

  Diamond

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think my search is finally over!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a dog.

  Or Grindr.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hexbear is incapable of understanding hypocrisy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I switched for the post combining feature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You wish to face the peril?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ew why are you like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel a touch of Violet coming on…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ew why are you like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My steering wheel has a 2mm deep layer of dead skin on the top half for some reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do a majority of nation's flags use the rectangular shape except Nepal?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stands out from the norm with a nom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung Galaxy Extinguisher⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s easier to pronounce than Alludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nerve-controlled prosthetics⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I’m picturing the hand asking how many fingers it’s holding up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you think you look cool in your pickup truck or ford mustang just look at this guy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ni!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live fearlessly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lass for Cash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Faulty electric blanket.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wacky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or a middle aged smoker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Sun behind it all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s embarrassing that the paper uses the name of our country but gives crap like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can SHOW you the WORLD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  https://youtu.be/cqzWDpjY0Cw?t=22 should do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dyk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of the old Tom Lehrer joke:

  “…a story about a young necrophiliac who finally achieves his boyhood ambition by becoming coroner.

  … The rest of you can look it up when you get home.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  None, eight and one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was the first game you ever bought ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks. Thirteen years ago now. I read that 2/3rds of cancers are genetic, so I don’t have survivor’s guilt. My now wife and I still play daily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was the first game you ever bought ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wordfeud premium.

  Had it since Android started. It’s outlived one marriage (cancer), about six phones so far.

  It’s a kind of Scrabble game but slightly different layout, and ‘just works.’

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's literally zero⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What? No, they have an invert-o-penis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was referring to the bucket woman’s sister, but this will do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is she the one with room for a pony?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨War⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Everybody in the house of love!”

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41c9Tw3HV-U

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do I have to? Ok, fine...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there a downstairs equivalent of brain freeze?