This is why dating is so hard now

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• Hal@piefed.nz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t see the problem?

  Same as OP for base: row of women icons on left, row of men icons on right. Arrows from all women going to Nvideo CEO. This image additionally has lines from all men icons to CEO

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Now this is a blockcockchain

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  • chlofie@eviltoast.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How massive is this guys dong?

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    • Seralth@piefed.seralth.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The inverse sq of his bank account number

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    • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s the size of the status that matters.

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    • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      An inch shy of average? But I think they’re more interested in his wallet.

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  • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Refractory periods, mostly

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• Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So… all women are chinese spies! Oh my god!!!

  @women, is it a good side hustle? #lion #trader # selfmade #alpha #latestagecapitalism

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s not the money. It’s the hardware.

  Hell, I’d fuck him for a couple 5090s too. Not wasting my time on last gen losers with only 8 GDDR6 to their name.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    5090s are cheap. He sold her a couple of billion worth of enterprise GPUs

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  • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And here I am just chilling on 1GB of PCIe VRAM because idgaf. My requirements are basically doing enough VMs, not gaming.

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• JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Y’all sure about that? By that reasoning Elon should be swimming in the kind of pussy he doesn’t have to pay for/ buy.

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  • Embargo@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Isn’t the meme commentary on Jensen Huang’s excessive affairs though and not that women are mindless money chasing zombies?

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    • ToaLanjiao@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seeing as how there’s ample representation on either side, why not both? Why can’t OP be an equal opportunity discriminator?

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    • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean the joke is that a billionaire gets all the pussy so I’m not sure it’s as against that narrative as you want it to be

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  • pirate2377@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If anything, Elon Musk must be so insufferable to be around that even gold diggers don’t find the money to be worth it, lmao

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He only cares about anime Sillicussy.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  themotorcyclejackets.com

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