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- Comment on The ID_10_ts 5 days ago:
Well even if it were intentional, that individual was dependent on the incompetence and they were right.
- Comment on Bruh... 5 days ago:
Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.
- Comment on Attitudes 1 week ago:
I’d do my job for free for a few days just to help people out (which I like doing) and there’s parts of it I enjoy.
But I like paddling down the river much more.
For most people, a paycheck is a business financially compensating you for the time you lost and the effort you did, for them. The business is of no value to the employee otherwise. The compensation must be fair and worth their while.
- Comment on Can't stop till brimstone 2 weeks ago:
Yep. Did this recently actually lol.
But also commonly known as a war thing, done to render the enemy’s land infertile. Can’t grow food for a while and stuff.
Neither of these things really make much sense in context, though.
- Comment on Why do you hate AI? 2 weeks ago:
I dunno who’d ever want to use that font as an override for the default.
- Comment on Trump appears to be sleepy during the last cabinet meeting 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like a line dancing move.
Cowgirls do the dosey dee!
Cowboys do the dozy don!
Spin around and heel on three!
Rock it back, now 1, 2, 3! heel click!
YEEEEHAW!! 🤠💤
- Comment on What's the best way to answer someone who accuses you of being a bot because they don't like what you have to say? 3 weeks ago:
Well it’s pointless engaging with them any further.
Do what I do. Create a ChatGPT conversation, give the context and ask for a reply. See how long you can keep it up by telling the bot what reply you got from them next. You barely have tomdo anything, just cope+paste.
Its more fun to not even read anything that’s going on until the end.
- Comment on Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein 3 weeks ago:
Is she aware of what protein in the diet is for and how it works? Ot is she having expensive poops?
- Comment on Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein 4 weeks ago:
I thought we exited this phase quite a few years back. Has it made a return? Are there wheat cereals advertising protein that’ll shit straight out of me because I do zero exercise again?
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 4 weeks ago:
I’m guessing something like most of the magnets contain the plasma, but some transfer energy off it?
- Comment on *confused flatfish noises* 4 weeks ago:
By far. We didn’t get to be #1 by fucking around, and we didn’t get to be #1 without all that dominating evolution lingering around. We’re so good at it, we’re predators to ourselves because there’s no prey left to dominate. Every other species dies farmed or as a hobby.
But I can say, that if I were die be prey to something, I’d rather it be to a human. Everything else starts eating you before you’re even dead lol.
- Comment on When your most obnoxious coworker starts up with their bullshit again 4 weeks ago:
I’ve not been in Australia for some time. But I cannot express to the rest of the world enough how much Australians hate her. She’s a running joke to the nation.
Wearing a burka there is as dangerous as wearing a top hat. People will look, of course, but no one gives a shit. Some people will want to know how you’re doing that with the heat, and may even straight up ask, but in a friendly manner. But if a person gives you shit for it, watch every stranger around you decemd on that person like white blood cells protecting the nation’s culture from a toxin.
That country is a melting pot of so many nations and cultures and true Australian pride nurtures that identity.
Pauline Hanson is as Australian as Marmite.
This pic I got seeing Violent Soho really says it all. Image
- Comment on Anon's solution for first date nerves 4 weeks ago:
CNN just there in the side fact checking anon.
- Comment on "Jurassic" Park 4 weeks ago:
iirc the John Hammond covers this in the book. I was so young, but something is triggering it for me. Could just be the subconscious trying to protect nostalgia, though.
- Comment on *confused flatfish noises* 4 weeks ago:
I think that’s specific to mammals. Just off the top of my head…
Invertebrates? No. All out
Fish? No.
Birds? No.
Reptiles? No.
Amphibians? No.
- Comment on Lemmy Politics 4 weeks ago:
Can always tell when the new guy still hasn’t blocked ML.
It’s like, “Wow. Ads on websites, am I right?”
- Comment on Christophe Szpajdel only appears during the full moon. 5 weeks ago:
Hot property for nesting birds.
- Comment on It's all relative 5 weeks ago:
It’d be healthier to leave the cheesecake out of it than have both.
- Comment on Not impressed 1 month ago:
Thought I’d make a “What is my purpose?” meme
Needed a picture of a chicken to cover the robot…
Welp, no need to make the meme anymore…
- Comment on Not impressed 1 month ago:
We probably churn through that amount every six months 🫤 But would they even still exist without us? The existential crisis of the chicken.
- Comment on Not impressed 1 month ago:
They didn’t have one and just doubled down on them not having vertebrae so therefore weren’t part of the animal kingdom.
- Comment on Not impressed 1 month ago:
Yeah, we had originally thought mice until our brains went exoskeleton.
- Comment on Not impressed 1 month ago:
I was at a trivia night and a question was, “Apart from humans, what’s the two highest populated species in the animal kingdom?”
Now, I’m not the smartest brain inhabiting a future corpse, but I did do basics in school.
I say to my group, “Maybe plankton? But I don’t know if there’s some technicality over that being a plant or something. If I were to guess, probably ants and then flies.” We agreed and went with that.
NOPE!!!
Cats and dogs apparently!!!
This didn’t even make sense to us if considering just the mammals.
I protested.
The quiz master said “The question is about the animal kingdom.”
“Well, if insects aren’t animals, what are they?”
He dug in his heels, we weren’t getting the points. And to make things even more bizarre, most other teams said cats and/or dogs to get 1 or 2 points.
We found a new trivia night.
- Comment on A place for conservatives 1 month ago:
Jesus was definitely a libertarian and definitely not a conservative. Oh, except for inside a temple on markets day.
- Comment on Try again 1 month ago:
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- Comment on I didn't verify the headline. 1 month ago:
I think this is how you find out you’re God. Or at least _should_have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening billions of Ife to eternal torture if they don’t accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it?
- Comment on DEI4All 1 month ago:
My Finnish Lapphunds want to know this! Disgusted!
- Comment on If they need to post THIS it's probably not a place you want to go to 1 month ago:
That still means 14.3% is.
- Comment on All grown up now 1 month ago:
It was a perfect opportunity for Carl Weathers
- Comment on Why don't cars have a way to contact nearby cars like fictional spaceships do? 1 month ago:
Use it all the time (UHF). But only get comms on other off-roaders, all the trucks, or caravamers. It’s very useful. I give out handhelds to friends if we’re travelling together.Honestly, phones are pretty shit in comparison.
I’m glad it’s not popular for other drivers, though. One of the main benefits is most people don’t use it, so the bands don’t get clogged with shit.
