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Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only

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  • Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Batman Orignans: Wuhan

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    • RexWrexWrecks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This deserves more updoots

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      • Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I never said thank you for this

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Spiderman: Home Alone

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Spiderman: Homer Simpson

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      • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Spiderman: Homunculus

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      • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does!

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      • Lizardking13@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Spider Pig

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    • mercano@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Spider-Man: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

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      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’d watch that, too,

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    • JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Weird that Uncle Ben went on to become the twice elected President of The United States. Kinda kills the rewatch.

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      • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I did first write Spiderman: Home Alone 2 because it was funnier but then I went No fuck that fucking fuck shit into the fucking ground

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I would so watch that.

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Morbius

    *It’s Morbin Time!

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    • JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sir, it was wrong answers only.

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  • DrFistington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Howard the duck is the best marvel movie

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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    • dickalan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Too sooooon🫣

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  • Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fan4stic

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    • JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      wait, say that again

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      • rooster_butt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Fant-four-stic

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thor: Ragnarok

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    • JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      too many hulks or not enough hulks?

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Not enough Korg.

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      • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Too much Korg.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Captain 'Murica: On Ice!

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    • JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The winter musical sensation sweeping the nation

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Sweeping the world!

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  • lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The Hebrew Hammer: Oy Vey or The Highway

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    • JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Critics Say: …

      Actually, critics refused to comment on this for some reason. They seemed incredibly nervous to give an opinion one way or another.

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      • lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        lmao

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      • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Obligatory: That’s anti-Semitic!!

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  • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Iron Man 2: Iron Harder

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    • JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve only seen the parody; Iron Man 3: Iron Rod.

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      • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That was the porn. You’re thinking of Iron Man: Irony Abounds.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mrs. Doubtfire: Civil War

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  • simple@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Still at awe of how much money Venom made despite all three movies being hot garbage

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    • JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think it just goes to show how bad most movies really are. People watched Venom and were like “this absolutely isn’t the worst thing I’ve seen in the last 10 years.”

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      • FanciestPants@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Maybe I don’t watch enough movies, but after stumbling on the third Venom movie while it was on Netflix, I might honestly consider it the worst movie I’ve seen in the last 10 years.

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I haven’t seen them but I know a couple people who love those movies. They wete upset that they’re never all available on the same services.

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Eternals

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    • JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      After years of DC trying to copy Marvel, Marvel was like, I bet we could cram a bunch of heroes into a shitty movie too. They were right.

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  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Captain America (1990)

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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mystery Men

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Guardians of the Papacy: Revenge of the Swiss

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    • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      i like the layers on this one

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  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I enjoyed Madame Web. Its not a good movie, but got a laugh from the whole cinema (10 people in my showing)

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    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Madame web is so god damn funny it’s hard to not love it. Like how often in a movie do you see the main character just drive off into a side quest. Or a super hero movie where all the heroism is done by driving badly. And at the end he gets defeated by Pepsi™

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  • dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Meteor Man!

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    • TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This should be higher

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Harold and Maude

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    • wieson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Tristan and Isolde

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    • JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Is that like Cloak and Dagger? One, that wasn’t a movie. Two, I don’t remember their real names.

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  • YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Madam Web vs Kraven the Hunter x Möbius

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  • Dearth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Blade 2 is peak

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    • Karjalan@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That was sony?

      Also, I know this meme is mostly accurate, but weren’t the OG spider mang movies beloved wave sony in association with marvel?

      This night be a personal take, but I also don’t really rate, or at least personally enjoy, any of the marvel stuff in the last half a dozen years.

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  • ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All the Terry Crews Old Spice commercials. Admit it, swapping him in for captain marvel in Endgame would be an amazing swap that I lack the skill to edit.

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ant Man 4: What is this? A movie for ants?

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  • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “She-EO” was pretty good but the sequel killed it. She really didn’t need a love interest and they forgot the whole point of the first movie was her ability to be a Girl Boss. She wasn’t supposed yo depend on men… Ugh. 😮‍💨

    TBH it made me like “Greg Man” more. At least the characters were well defined. Like, I get that Greg is pretty weak as far as super heros go but there was a lot of character development and damn his letter opener was cool! The villain was fucking crazy too! Guy Normal… Most relatable villain back story. We’ve all been there.I get why he decided to go that route, it’s tempting as hell in times like that.

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  • markovs_gun@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The eternals

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  • titter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Land Before Time Of The Lost

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  • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    "MIND-YOUR-OWN- BUSINESS MAN!!!

    COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-

    Mind your own business man : and they’re all insured? By the FDIC?

    Cop: it’s a crime sir

    Myobm: yeah … Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID… All more than what’s about to be stolen …

    Cop: doctor theft plans-

    Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I’m sitting this out. Not my problems.

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    • JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The third act where Mind Your Business Man realizes that his money at the bank wasn’t insured, and the bank will recuperate without compensating him was actually Top 5 Anime Plot Twists of All Time.

      “You tried to mind your own business, but little did you know the business never minded you. Mwahahaha”

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Stinkbug man and the leaf eater woman!

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sony Pictures appears at the start of many awful films. I think it’s their thang.

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Flash Thompson: The Untold Story

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