slaneesh_is_right
@slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
- Comment on Anon goes on a diet 2 weeks ago:
Asdicted to crack? Stop doing crack.
- Comment on Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" button 2 weeks ago:
Chat gpt, give me a whitty response and tell me i’m smart.
- Comment on Gamers have you ever been in a game competition or something similar? 2 weeks ago:
The devs are usually pretty good at their games, especially when it’s a passion project and in the earlier years of the game.
- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 2 weeks ago:
Like when they elected a stupid rapist as their president, twice. That was just a goof. Idiots
- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 2 weeks ago:
Are they selling a mattress with all the produce or what is that supposed to be?
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 3 weeks ago:
You give Bethesda slop too much credit
- Comment on Can any scientists confirm this important fact? 3 weeks ago:
My favourit scientivic fact is that tiktok i saw some kid made and is the only source of that fact.
- Comment on The european mind can't comprehend this 3 weeks ago:
Time to be a good boy and look away
- Comment on Got emotional thinking about this 3 weeks ago:
Doxxing someone on the internet 100% speedrun
- Comment on She's a keeper 3 weeks ago:
My best friend, now 45 once told me that i was the only guy she was ever attacked to her that is actually younger than her. I didn’t really think anything about it, untill she told me that her first real boyfriend was 45 when she was 19. And her boyfriends only got older
- Comment on Sad but true 3 weeks ago:
How could i make this funnier?
I think i found my new lawyer.
Perfect
- Comment on Too bad we can't have good public transportation 3 weeks ago:
While continuing to produce the worst cars imaginable
- Comment on twitter 3 weeks ago:
1min? Only if half the screen is someone playing with slime or subway surfer
- Comment on Anon does the shopping 4 weeks ago:
People on the internet 100% believe these stories and will fight you over it.
- Comment on Anon breaks up 4 weeks ago:
Gun people are suddely literate when someone agrees with them.
- Comment on Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only 4 weeks ago:
Madame web is so god damn funny it’s hard to not love it. Like how often in a movie do you see the main character just drive off into a side quest. Or a super hero movie where all the heroism is done by driving badly. And at the end he gets defeated by Pepsi™
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 4 weeks ago:
I was at some work dinner and talked to some guy i didn’t really know. He had a 2 year old child and said something like: “he knows that he and his wife work too much and they hardly see their child.” I gave him a look like: “that’s kinda sad.” But i think he misinterpreted it and said: “oh don’t worry, i’m not a guy who believes in WoRk LiFe BaLaNcE.” Like he was so close to say, i’m not woke or a fag, don’t worry.
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 4 weeks ago:
I do wonder what these guys count as work. It’s like when elon musk said he works 14 hours a day 7 days a week, while also playing a lot of overwatch and binge watching anime while caring for his child.
- Comment on They're completely serious 4 weeks ago:
Who is they? Some people here sait the same shit about the same post. And it wasn’t even a conspiracy sub.
- Comment on Poor guy 😭 4 weeks ago:
It’s okay that you fuck your boss, we have an agreement. But Coldplay? Really??
- Comment on Poor guy 😭 4 weeks ago:
My “gorlfriend” is married too. I sometimes play dnd with her husband
- Comment on Does anyone else find it suspicious that there wasn't any criticism on here about Stop Killing Games until after it hit 1.4M signatures? 4 weeks ago:
Yeah bit he worked at blizzard, so he knows way more about assaulting co workers than you. Wait what are we talking about?
- Comment on Ill start soon 4 weeks ago:
Hah that wasn’t even that bad. Next time i just get started immediately. The next time:
- Comment on Why do people hate coldplay? 4 weeks ago:
I hate pineapple, why would i like it on pizza?
- Comment on can't unsee it 4 weeks ago:
I even find it weird if a woman has the same name as my mom. She doesn’t have a very common name luckly
- Comment on Why are there so many german communities on Lemmy? 4 weeks ago:
How often can that same question be asked without it being stupid?
- Comment on When everything is fake and we continue to believe it 5 weeks ago:
I 100% believed it was real. But then i turned 10 or so and me and my friends were wondering how this real man called the undertaker just got resurrected
- Comment on Dik Piks 5 weeks ago:
I met girls on tinder who told me how they always get dick picks, and i’m pretty sure most of them is to make them seem more interesting or for attention. I know that sounds like victim blaming, but i asked more than one girl how you send pictures on tinder and they just deleted me or made some things up on how you send pictures.
- Comment on The Steam controller was ahead of its time 1 month ago:
If only it wasn’t made for tiny hands.
- Comment on The Steam controller was ahead of its time 1 month ago:
I really love mine and necer realised how “hated” it was. For me the biggest downside is that the level of customisation is almost overwhelming. Which is a good problem to have, honestly, but it led me to sometimes use the shitty xbox controller instead of fumbling with options.