slaneesh_is_right

@slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes on a diet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Asdicted to crack? Stop doing crack.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" button⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chat gpt, give me a whitty response and tell me i’m smart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gamers have you ever been in a game competition or something similar?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The devs are usually pretty good at their games, especially when it’s a passion project and in the earlier years of the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Like when they elected a stupid rapist as their president, twice. That was just a goof. Idiots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they selling a mattress with all the produce or what is that supposed to be?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays Skyrim⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You give Bethesda slop too much credit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can any scientists confirm this important fact?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My favourit scientivic fact is that tiktok i saw some kid made and is the only source of that fact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The european mind can't comprehend this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to be a good boy and look away

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got emotional thinking about this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Doxxing someone on the internet 100% speedrun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's a keeper⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My best friend, now 45 once told me that i was the only guy she was ever attacked to her that is actually younger than her. I didn’t really think anything about it, untill she told me that her first real boyfriend was 45 when she was 19. And her boyfriends only got older

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad but true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How could i make this funnier?

  I think i found my new lawyer.

  Perfect

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too bad we can't have good public transportation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While continuing to produce the worst cars imaginable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨twitter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1min? Only if half the screen is someone playing with slime or subway surfer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does the shopping⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People on the internet 100% believe these stories and will fight you over it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon breaks up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gun people are suddely literate when someone agrees with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Madame web is so god damn funny it’s hard to not love it. Like how often in a movie do you see the main character just drive off into a side quest. Or a super hero movie where all the heroism is done by driving badly. And at the end he gets defeated by Pepsi™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was at some work dinner and talked to some guy i didn’t really know. He had a 2 year old child and said something like: “he knows that he and his wife work too much and they hardly see their child.” I gave him a look like: “that’s kinda sad.” But i think he misinterpreted it and said: “oh don’t worry, i’m not a guy who believes in WoRk LiFe BaLaNcE.” Like he was so close to say, i’m not woke or a fag, don’t worry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do wonder what these guys count as work. It’s like when elon musk said he works 14 hours a day 7 days a week, while also playing a lot of overwatch and binge watching anime while caring for his child.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're completely serious⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is they? Some people here sait the same shit about the same post. And it wasn’t even a conspiracy sub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor guy 😭⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay that you fuck your boss, we have an agreement. But Coldplay? Really??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor guy 😭⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My “gorlfriend” is married too. I sometimes play dnd with her husband

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone else find it suspicious that there wasn't any criticism on here about Stop Killing Games until after it hit 1.4M signatures?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah bit he worked at blizzard, so he knows way more about assaulting co workers than you. Wait what are we talking about?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ill start soon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hah that wasn’t even that bad. Next time i just get started immediately. The next time:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hate coldplay?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate pineapple, why would i like it on pizza?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can't unsee it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I even find it weird if a woman has the same name as my mom. She doesn’t have a very common name luckly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are there so many german communities on Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How often can that same question be asked without it being stupid?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When everything is fake and we continue to believe it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I 100% believed it was real. But then i turned 10 or so and me and my friends were wondering how this real man called the undertaker just got resurrected

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dik Piks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I met girls on tinder who told me how they always get dick picks, and i’m pretty sure most of them is to make them seem more interesting or for attention. I know that sounds like victim blaming, but i asked more than one girl how you send pictures on tinder and they just deleted me or made some things up on how you send pictures.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Steam controller was ahead of its time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If only it wasn’t made for tiny hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Steam controller was ahead of its time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I really love mine and necer realised how “hated” it was. For me the biggest downside is that the level of customisation is almost overwhelming. Which is a good problem to have, honestly, but it led me to sometimes use the shitty xbox controller instead of fumbling with options.