slaneesh_is_right
@slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 2 days ago:
You give Bethesda slop too much credit
- Comment on Can any scientists confirm this important fact? 2 days ago:
My favourit scientivic fact is that tiktok i saw some kid made and is the only source of that fact.
- Comment on The european mind can't comprehend this 4 days ago:
Time to be a good boy and look away
- Comment on Got emotional thinking about this 4 days ago:
Doxxing someone on the internet 100% speedrun
- Comment on She's a keeper 4 days ago:
My best friend, now 45 once told me that i was the only guy she was ever attacked to her that is actually younger than her. I didn’t really think anything about it, untill she told me that her first real boyfriend was 45 when she was 19. And her boyfriends only got older
- Comment on Sad but true 5 days ago:
How could i make this funnier?
I think i found my new lawyer.
Perfect
- Comment on Too bad we can't have good public transportation 5 days ago:
While continuing to produce the worst cars imaginable
- Comment on twitter 6 days ago:
1min? Only if half the screen is someone playing with slime or subway surfer
- Comment on Anon does the shopping 1 week ago:
People on the internet 100% believe these stories and will fight you over it.
- Comment on Anon breaks up 1 week ago:
Gun people are suddely literate when someone agrees with them.
- Comment on Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only 1 week ago:
Madame web is so god damn funny it’s hard to not love it. Like how often in a movie do you see the main character just drive off into a side quest. Or a super hero movie where all the heroism is done by driving badly. And at the end he gets defeated by Pepsi™
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 1 week ago:
I was at some work dinner and talked to some guy i didn’t really know. He had a 2 year old child and said something like: “he knows that he and his wife work too much and they hardly see their child.” I gave him a look like: “that’s kinda sad.” But i think he misinterpreted it and said: “oh don’t worry, i’m not a guy who believes in WoRk LiFe BaLaNcE.” Like he was so close to say, i’m not woke or a fag, don’t worry.
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 1 week ago:
I do wonder what these guys count as work. It’s like when elon musk said he works 14 hours a day 7 days a week, while also playing a lot of overwatch and binge watching anime while caring for his child.
- Comment on They're completely serious 1 week ago:
Who is they? Some people here sait the same shit about the same post. And it wasn’t even a conspiracy sub.
- Comment on Poor guy 😭 1 week ago:
It’s okay that you fuck your boss, we have an agreement. But Coldplay? Really??
- Comment on Poor guy 😭 1 week ago:
My “gorlfriend” is married too. I sometimes play dnd with her husband
- Comment on Does anyone else find it suspicious that there wasn't any criticism on here about Stop Killing Games until after it hit 1.4M signatures? 1 week ago:
Yeah bit he worked at blizzard, so he knows way more about assaulting co workers than you. Wait what are we talking about?
- Comment on Ill start soon 1 week ago:
Hah that wasn’t even that bad. Next time i just get started immediately. The next time:
- Comment on Why do people hate coldplay? 1 week ago:
I hate pineapple, why would i like it on pizza?
- Comment on can't unsee it 1 week ago:
I even find it weird if a woman has the same name as my mom. She doesn’t have a very common name luckly
- Comment on Why are there so many german communities on Lemmy? 2 weeks ago:
How often can that same question be asked without it being stupid?
- Comment on When everything is fake and we continue to believe it 2 weeks ago:
I 100% believed it was real. But then i turned 10 or so and me and my friends were wondering how this real man called the undertaker just got resurrected
- Comment on Dik Piks 2 weeks ago:
I met girls on tinder who told me how they always get dick picks, and i’m pretty sure most of them is to make them seem more interesting or for attention. I know that sounds like victim blaming, but i asked more than one girl how you send pictures on tinder and they just deleted me or made some things up on how you send pictures.
- Comment on The Steam controller was ahead of its time 3 weeks ago:
If only it wasn’t made for tiny hands.
- Comment on The Steam controller was ahead of its time 3 weeks ago:
I really love mine and necer realised how “hated” it was. For me the biggest downside is that the level of customisation is almost overwhelming. Which is a good problem to have, honestly, but it led me to sometimes use the shitty xbox controller instead of fumbling with options.
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 3 weeks ago:
I once cut out a piece of pipe in some guys home, because it was all fucked. The pipe was suuuuper heavy and upon inspection it looked like someone poured concrete down there. It was very hard to clean, the guy had to hammer on it while having a pressure washer wash it out. As it turns out, his wife used multiple washing tabs in the machine to make it extra clean. She did that for over a decade.
- Comment on Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price 3 weeks ago:
That stupid little flashy light? Do you think of tamagochis? Because my phone has access to all the knowlege on the planet.
- Comment on Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price 3 weeks ago:
A million lire for a coffe? What a steal
- Comment on Heart breaking 3 weeks ago:
I learned that i really like to co to concerts by myself, which is something i could’ve never imagined 10 years ago.
- Comment on Let people enjoy things 🙄 4 weeks ago:
What are we supposed to do?? NOT DRINK?