toomanypancakes
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world
- Comment on If you want to work here 11 hours ago:
It’s actually Anus Jerry with the butt brush giving you a once over before you leave the restroom
- Comment on What are your favorite board games? I'm looking for games that are satisfying and lead to a sense of accomplishment or fulfillment or connection. 2 days ago:
Nemesis and Dead Cells are the board games doing that for me right now. Nemesis is semi cooperative, but there are full co-op objectives if you don’t wanna play versus. Dead Cells is completely co-op. Both have resulted in good stories and experiences that stay with you after the game is done in my friend group.
- Comment on Don't forget where we came from and what shaped us as a species. The Jungle. 2 days ago:
Killing someone who’s done nothing to you and doesn’t want to die is pretty objectively bad.
- Comment on Don't forget where we came from and what shaped us as a species. The Jungle. 3 days ago:
However you gotta justify your choices I guess.
- Comment on Report: Trump Administration Locates Thousands of Missing Migrant Children as Investigations Begin 5 days ago:
Sure, because you care about children. 🙄
- Comment on Would you do Onlyfans if needed the money? 3 weeks ago:
I’ve thought about it, but I’m willing to bet that the demand for a thirty something tran is pretty low
- Comment on Not promoting violence or anything. But stupid quest since Iran has an 80 million bounty on Trumps head. If someone would follow thru do they just go to Iran and be like pay up? Why or why not? 3 weeks ago:
There is zero chance anyone who followed through on that would be able to collect a bounty.
- Comment on DC Scrambles To Remove 'City Ads' Calling Trump Supporters 'Trash' 4 weeks ago:
Oh, I didn’t realize you couldn’t publicly display facts in DC
- Comment on You don't need to answer this 1 month ago:
I mean, sort of.
- Comment on Dear Americans, be prepare to get screwed! 2 months ago:
Just be sure to remind him at every opportunity that he voted for things to be more expensive.
- Comment on Is it okay to continue to work for a (non-defense) federal government agency under an administration hostile to my own moral and ethical beliefs? 2 months ago:
Just leave! Hit da bricks! Who cares what you need to leave behind, emigrating is super easy anyway. Just decide to go, every country in the world would love to have another American within their borders.
- Comment on Donald Trump's sentencing was postponed to after the election to avoid any assistance of election interference. Can he be sentenced while he is President Elect? 2 months ago:
Oh no, of course he can’t. There’s decorum and precedent to consider! Best to give him free reign to do whatever the fuck he wants without fear of consequence or repercussion.
- Comment on There's no rule saying dogs can't bowl 3 months ago:
That’s frickin adorable and I love it
- Comment on How many squirrels do you think you could take in a fight to the death? 4 months ago:
I could probably take down two, but when the third enters the picture I’m toast
- Comment on Cheese board 5 months ago:
Wait what’s fromunda cheese?
- Comment on [I just watched] 13 Going on 30, chill rom com with Jennifer Gartner and Mark Ruffalo, what are your favourite movies in this genre? 5 months ago:
It’s not exactly a great movie, but I rather enjoy Kate and Leopold.
It’s basically Hugh Jackman is a Duke who winds up getting pulled through time to the present, and falling in love with Meg Ryan. It’s campy and kinda formulaic, but I think it’s cute and the actors play well off each other.
- Comment on pee 5 months ago:
If you insist 😉
- Comment on How are you? 5 months ago:
Betrayal is super fun, we didn’t play that one tonight though. Started with Concept, then played a game called Hues and Cues. It was a good time, definitely the best part of the day!
- Comment on How are you? 5 months ago:
I’m okay, kind of a boring day overall but I got some cleaning done, and later spent the evening playing board games with some friends, so that was fun.
And to your second question, small, shriveled, and always to the left.
- Comment on Trump Is ‘Weird,’ Vance Is ‘Creepy.’ Finally, the Democrats Start Name-Calling. 5 months ago:
What a weird fucking response.
- Comment on Tell him yours 6 months ago:
She gives me hardcore opossum vibes
- Comment on Lies 6 months ago:
This article is almost entirely anonymous comments from a reader of this website. What lazy journalism.
- Comment on Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost 6 months ago:
For what it’s worth I’ve used the same merkur safety razor for around a decade with feather blades I only had to replace every several weeks when I had a coarse beard. I use the same on my legs now and it still works amazing. Best shave I’ve ever had, since my beard was too cowlicked to use a straight razor. They’re easy to use, give a closer shave, and they’re way less irritating. You totally don’t have to spend $300 if you don’t want to.
- Comment on A picture is worth 1000 words 6 months ago:
Yeah, I still have a urethea. It’s a small hole beneath my clit and above my vagina, everything just got kinda rerouted.
- Comment on A picture is worth 1000 words 6 months ago:
Yes, it was just turned inside out in my case, but I think calling it a total dickectomy is hilarious.
Sorry for the confusion!
- Comment on A picture is worth 1000 words 6 months ago:
I went through a total dickectomy and that made me to “aaaaaahh!”
- Comment on It just does. 6 months ago:
That’s just shitty 😁
- Comment on This link will never lie to you. 6 months ago:
This is my new favorite website, thank you for introducing me to it 💜
- Comment on Jeff Bezos keeps selling Amazon stock after announcing his move out of Washington state 6 months ago:
I think you’d be right at home in Florida, I understand why you would wanna move there
- Comment on The struggle 6 months ago:
Bro looking fresh as hell ngl
