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toomanypancakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

You don’t understand, I’m very concerned about the future for my child who I want to put no effort into raising. Why would I parent my kid when I can just have everything I don’t want them exposed to banned? I’m a responsible parent who’s definitely not just trying to enforce draconian puritanical standards I don’t follow on everyone else.

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kautau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Hands crying kid iPad so they can watch weirdly sexual AI videos of Elsa without stopping for 6 hours straight, because interacting with her is interrupting me binge watching “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” which reminds me how puritanical I am

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fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Hmmm… That’s a pretty valid argument. Now, normally, I’m not a big fan of hitting kids. So that’s why I’m gonna hit you instead. Get over here, you little shit!

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Bhaelfur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Won’t somebody please think of the children?!

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- interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  I have made children illegal, this problem will self-correct within 18 years
  
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  - PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    You reminded me and (unintentionally) made me go read about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. In the story, there is a child-catcher working for the Baron and Baroness of Vulgaria where children are illegal.
    
    Whilst watching the child-catcher scene, I saw a familiar face. It was the toymaker who was portrayed by Benny Hill. That made me check the IMDB page and it was indeed him. Also of note: the story was written by Ian Flemming (screenplay by Roald Dahl) and one of the children was the (then) future singer Phil Collins.
    
    /tangent
    
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    interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    I think this is the passage your refer to
    
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=LehcJeNbFBw
    
    So it’s curtis yarvin and he brings them directly to the billionaires
    
    Then the children threaten to 9/11 their tower
    
    I think I’m going to watch the rest of this
    
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  - Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    18 years and 9 month. :D
    
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- spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Not like that!
  
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