PancakesCantKillMe
@PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world
- Comment on Just opened a new jar of jam, only to find mold in it. 2 days ago:
You must be a pop star!
- Comment on Just opened a new jar of jam, only to find mold in it. 2 days ago:
Please stop opening people to hear them pop.
- Comment on I would like to meet him, he's probably nice 5 days ago:
I thought so. Too many people use it as a perjorative when it really is merely an absence of knowledge. Not a bad thing itself, but something to “cure” for sure. Thanks for the post!
- Comment on I would like to meet him, he's probably nice 5 days ago:
Ignorance.
- Comment on It Came to Springfield! 1 week ago:
Charles Montgomery Burns - Simpsons
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 1 week ago:
I owned the B-210 Honey Bee. Great car, zippy.
- Comment on The humanity 1 week ago:
I am a man of culture and taste. It was shaved parm. So good, but yah the whirlwind catches it easily.
- Comment on The humanity 1 week ago:
I don’t know. Like you, I only use grill or pan for burgers. My event was with extra Parmesan on a french bread pizza. Fan knocked it right off the top.
- Comment on The humanity 1 week ago:
Just had something similar happen. Here is my “fix”: Cook your burger as you would. Pull it at the desired time for cheese. Place cheese on burger, give a slight press so that it engages fully. Close the drawer of air fryer and LEAVE IT OFF for at least thirty seconds so the cheese has a chance to bond. Then restart air fryer to complete the process. Hopefully this solves the problem for the next cheeseburger should you ever emotionally recover.
- Comment on The humanity 1 week ago:
Quick, get this man ChatGPT!
- Comment on I have been staring at this marquee and cannot figure out what "two dance special means" 1 week ago:
Mickey is being coy. He knows.
- Comment on life purpose 2 weeks ago:
Yeaaaaaah…I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday…9am…
- Comment on Jesus hates American "Christians" 3 weeks ago:
Mmmm, love a good gnocchi!
- Comment on it's true! 4 weeks ago:
You know it’s odd. We have no streams or ponds. I make certain we have no standing water around us by ensuring unused pots and other items are upturned, but we always have mosquitoes around. It’s forest around us which is very nice, but the mozzies get very thick. I am sure I miss some water, but not enough for the numbers I see. Don’t know how far they’ll travel, but there’s gotta be some junk somewhere on the neighbor’s property in the forest holding water.
- Comment on it's true! 4 weeks ago:
I love natural growth and we have plenty around (PNW), but that invasive Himalayan Blackberry is constantly creeping back out of the wild edges. We’ve done well enough pushing it back, but it is so pervasive and the animals help spread the seeds. That and the other noxious weeds (Scotch-broom, thistle, tansy, etc) have us quite busy doing our best to remove and keep out. It’s like spitting into the wind if the other land-owners around don’t do it as well. Oh well.
We also planted tons of native “deer-resistant” plants. They love it. I call it deer salad.
- Comment on This is Larry. 4 weeks ago:
OMG. We also have an orange cat named Larry. He’s young so he’s a precocious scamp. We should probably do a video call for these guys since they have so much in common. He shits too.
- Comment on Microsoft doing shady Microsoft stuff again 1 month ago:
Chrome gets bundled with all sorts of other Windows app installs as well. The tick box is pre-ticked by default to include it. I’ve had to uncheck the box numerous times over the years to prevent Chrome installs.
- Comment on Bro, do you even crow? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Are you not entertained? 2 months ago:
R’amen to that!
- Comment on Dodged the maga family visitors on 4th July by happy accident, now trapped with them at wife's birthday celebration. 2 months ago:
Good man. I’ve done the same for mine.
- Comment on Dodged the maga family visitors on 4th July by happy accident, now trapped with them at wife's birthday celebration. 2 months ago:
I would not be able to help myself at some point by dropping snide retorts to any of their comments. Fair is fair and fuck them. No scenes, just brief kicks to the shins. Figurativly speaking of course.
- Comment on Some medical procedures can be fun 2 months ago:
“Doc, doc…your ring, it hurts!”
“Ring? Hell, I forgot to take off my watch!”
- Comment on Pandering to conservative Americans 2 months ago:
It is nearly always in the large crowds somewhere at sportball events.
- Comment on Sixt wants to store a scan of my face 2 months ago:
I think this is somewhat of a willfully ignorant thought in the age of data mining. This is Disney we’re talking about. I would presume their data management to be superior than most. And in the realm of using and/or selling data that would likely include facial recognition, I’d think they’d capitalize on that given the data is already in their pocket and given freely 50k times a day to enter their park. How am I to check that they deleted the photo they took of me? I cannot.
- Comment on Sixt wants to store a scan of my face 2 months ago:
I’m not over estimating anything. They take the pic with a cellphone and it gets uploaded.
- Comment on 🤝🤝🤝 2 months ago:
Cocaine makes me feel like a new man.
The trouble is that he wants a line too!
- Comment on Monkeys on the Interstate 2 months ago:
Reminds me of a joke (that is better spoken, but I’ll try anyways):
A state trooper arrives at the scene of a horrible accident on the interstate in the middle of the night. Nobody is around, but the carnage is everywhere both mechanical and biological. Without any witnesses, the trooper is mystified as to what exactly happened. As he’s inspecting the accident he sees a rustle in a nearby shrub. He steps closer to discover a monkey shivering and scared. He speaks to the monkey in a calm voice and coaxes it out to him. The trooper feels like the monkey understands his words, so he asks the monkey if he saw what happened. The monkey nods vigorously that he does.
“What were the passengers doing?” asks the trooper. The monkey mimes drinking and smoking motions. “They were drinking and smoking?” and the monkey nods with certainty that they were. “Anything else?” and the monkey makes hugging and kissing motions. “They were fooling around and having sex?” and the monkey again nods to affirm his question.
The trooper, wondering what the monkey had to do with all of this asks, “Monkey, what were you doing while all this happened?” and the monkey makes driving motions with his arms while craning his neck backwards to watch.
- Comment on Sixt wants to store a scan of my face 2 months ago:
They do a face scan. Their tiny print terms say they only keep it temporarily, but I don’t believe that at all.
- Comment on I just dont seem to ever learn 3 months ago:
This guy slurps.
- Comment on Wavy 3 months ago:
Yah, this one hits hard.