That plumbing don’t look right to me
Gotta shit the right way
Submitted 2 months ago by Gonzako@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“Now, I’ll just connect the toilet to the sewer line using this 4 inch vinyl exhaust hose and some duct tape. That oughta hold.”
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 months ago
The best part is, the artist could have walked to their nearest bathroom to notice toilets go down through the floor, but they decided, nah let’s elephant trunk this shit, that’s gotta be how it works.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s a high-powered vacuum designed to suck even the largest of shits right out of your colon.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Lot of potential South Park references in this thread.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It’s for his elephant dong
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“I don’t have to flush, I just stick it right in there, all the way to the hilt.”
wjrii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The flexi-tube is certainly a… choice… by the artist, but it’s just a back-outlet or rear-discharge toilet.
mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wild
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 months ago
There’s no pee-trap.
zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You don’t get partial credits for sitting on the toilet. You have to take your pants off before.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 months ago
Pants are of no concern, when you are QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE N-TH DIMENSION
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 2 months ago
I always forget that step :(
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Using a flexible dryer tube for a toilet drain is… I’m gonna go with ill-advised.
toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org 2 months ago
They both look so furious.
Klear@piefed.world 2 months ago
Willing your pants away takes concentration.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
He is mad because his toilet is hooked up to a dryer vent and she’s furious because, for some reason, her toilet uses electricity instead of water. Both sound like smelly affairs.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And both shit their pants and are wondering why it isn’t in the toilet.
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How else do you force it out at quick as possible? Takes concentration. You need to close your mouth and push out with your poo muscles while simultaneously trying to force air out of your closed mouth. As illustrated this advanced shitting can make your entire face turn very read, then get super pale. It’s because all of the toxins are leaving with the poo.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pretty sure my step son used this tutorial, he passed out on the toilet once.
Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 months ago
cobn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Incorrect, as you are more valuable when going to the toilet and should position yourself for optimal position to retaliate in case a ninja/pirate/swat bursts into your bathroom.
🚽😅
Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“you are more valuable when going to the toilet” is the most mysterious thing I’ve read all week.
Why? To whom? What specifically about the toilet? Does my value also increase at urinals? What about if I shit in the woods?
So many questions.
pastaq@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pretty sure ‘vulnerable’ was intended.
onnekas@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Also you’re not supposed to pull down your pants.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Shit hard enough to have it seep through the pants. That’s how you make sure it goes in one flush.
After you’re done, flush the pants. And yourself.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hahaha look at this dummy who doesn’t cut a shit hole in his pants!
onnekas@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Well, I sit on the toilet like in the picture and proceed to shit my pants like it’s supposed to be done. No poop hole needed sir!
Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why is that toilet hooked up to a dryer vent?
Monument@piefed.world 2 months ago
Side-saddle gang.
I don’t know if I was a small kid or potty trained early, but I distinctly remember having to sit sideways until my parents got an adapter seat, because my (likely malnourished) skinny ass would wind up in the water if I sat straight on.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Twist the flush handle like it’s the throttle on a motorcycle and pretend the sound of rushing water is the growl of your bike’s engine.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I was at least tomorrow years old.
lemmygarden@lemmy.today 2 months ago
We’ve all tried it at least once
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I have not but I’m willing to give it a shot.
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Once? I sit like this regularly! It’s sooooo nice
GordonBrightfoot@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
AC Slater style
1984@lemmy.today 2 months ago
The gen-z toilet stance.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You just know that some coke head has ripped a fat line in that position… apparently there’s nowhere classier than the top of a cistern to get your sniff-on.
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s not to be classy, it’s just an accessible, flat, nonporous surface that can typically be accessed privately when out and about in public.
Karens tend to get pissy when you start cutting lines on restaurant tables or store counters. Pretty much everyone loves you if you just walk in to the restaurant kitchen and start cutting lines on those tables, but in this economy the bathroom stall is really the only choice for most of us.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yeah, I do know. Just have a bump though - terrible things happen in public toilets.
I actually worked a short contract for a UK brewery boxing-in all the porcelain in the cubicles to try and discourage this practice. Night shift, in a men’s toilet, is hell of an addition to any cv.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is how I was potty trained. I did not know that until one day I came home and my mom had my son sitting backwards. She said it helps little kids not fall in. Look at me putting toilet seat adapters in the bathroom like a fool!
dan69@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve heard that in certain parts of the world, this is method is used to wash/rinse one’s self in regards to a bidet.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How does that work? I’ve been using bidets a long time and I haven’t a clue how facing backwards could help
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s where all the poopoo and peepeo dust is. Best to not make eye contact.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
OP can’t answer, they haven’t reached that age yet
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 2 months ago
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