Gotta shit the right way

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• TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That plumbing don’t look right to me

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Now, I’ll just connect the toilet to the sewer line using this 4 inch vinyl exhaust hose and some duct tape. That oughta hold.”

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    • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The best part is, the artist could have walked to their nearest bathroom to notice toilets go down through the floor, but they decided, nah let’s elephant trunk this shit, that’s gotta be how it works.

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a high-powered vacuum designed to suck even the largest of shits right out of your colon.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lot of potential South Park references in this thread.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s for his elephant dong

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    • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “I don’t have to flush, I just stick it right in there, all the way to the hilt.”

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The flexi-tube is certainly a… choice… by the artist, but it’s just a back-outlet or rear-discharge toilet.

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    • mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wild

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s no pee-trap.

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t get partial credits for sitting on the toilet. You have to take your pants off before.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pants are of no concern, when you are QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE N-TH DIMENSION

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I always forget that step :(

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Using a flexible dryer tube for a toilet drain is… I’m gonna go with ill-advised.

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• toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They both look so furious.

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  • Klear@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Willing your pants away takes concentration.

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He is mad because his toilet is hooked up to a dryer vent and she’s furious because, for some reason, her toilet uses electricity instead of water. Both sound like smelly affairs.

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And both shit their pants and are wondering why it isn’t in the toilet.

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  • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How else do you force it out at quick as possible? Takes concentration. You need to close your mouth and push out with your poo muscles while simultaneously trying to force air out of your closed mouth. As illustrated this advanced shitting can make your entire face turn very read, then get super pale. It’s because all of the toxins are leaving with the poo.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pretty sure my step son used this tutorial, he passed out on the toilet once.

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    • Winter_Oven@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      aneurysm speedrun any %

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• Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  He knew.

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• cobn@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Incorrect, as you are more valuable when going to the toilet and should position yourself for optimal position to retaliate in case a ninja/pirate/swat bursts into your bathroom.

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  • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “you are more valuable when going to the toilet” is the most mysterious thing I’ve read all week.

    Why? To whom? What specifically about the toilet? Does my value also increase at urinals? What about if I shit in the woods?

    So many questions.

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    • pastaq@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pretty sure ‘vulnerable’ was intended.

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• onnekas@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Also you’re not supposed to pull down your pants.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shit hard enough to have it seep through the pants. That’s how you make sure it goes in one flush.

    After you’re done, flush the pants. And yourself.

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hahaha look at this dummy who doesn’t cut a shit hole in his pants!

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    • onnekas@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, I sit on the toilet like in the picture and proceed to shit my pants like it’s supposed to be done. No poop hole needed sir!

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• Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why is that toilet hooked up to a dryer vent?

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• Monument@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Side-saddle gang.

  I don’t know if I was a small kid or potty trained early, but I distinctly remember having to sit sideways until my parents got an adapter seat, because my (likely malnourished) skinny ass would wind up in the water if I sat straight on.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Twist the flush handle like it’s the throttle on a motorcycle and pretend the sound of rushing water is the growl of your bike’s engine.

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• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was at least tomorrow years old.

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• lemmygarden@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We’ve all tried it at least once

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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have not but I’m willing to give it a shot.

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Once? I sit like this regularly! It’s sooooo nice

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• GordonBrightfoot@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  AC Slater style

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The gen-z toilet stance.

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• Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You just know that some coke head has ripped a fat line in that position… apparently there’s nowhere classier than the top of a cistern to get your sniff-on.

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  • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s not to be classy, it’s just an accessible, flat, nonporous surface that can typically be accessed privately when out and about in public.

    Karens tend to get pissy when you start cutting lines on restaurant tables or store counters. Pretty much everyone loves you if you just walk in to the restaurant kitchen and start cutting lines on those tables, but in this economy the bathroom stall is really the only choice for most of us.

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    • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, I do know. Just have a bump though - terrible things happen in public toilets.

      I actually worked a short contract for a UK brewery boxing-in all the porcelain in the cubicles to try and discourage this practice. Night shift, in a men’s toilet, is hell of an addition to any cv.

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    • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is how I was potty trained. I did not know that until one day I came home and my mom had my son sitting backwards. She said it helps little kids not fall in. Look at me putting toilet seat adapters in the bathroom like a fool!

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve heard that in certain parts of the world, this is method is used to wash/rinse one’s self in regards to a bidet.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How does that work? I’ve been using bidets a long time and I haven’t a clue how facing backwards could help

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s where all the poopoo and peepeo dust is. Best to not make eye contact.

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  OP can’t answer, they haven’t reached that age yet

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