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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “No.”

  Crisis averted, can get back to fixing things now. The only way you’re getting me on the phone is if there’s some audio component to the problem (alarm buzzers or tones they aren’t able to identify) that isn’t easy to explain in text. Other than that, there are usually just a handful of common issues and you can tell which path we’re going down after a sentence or two of their description.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d watch this Red Dawn reboot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am not a builder… but that does not seem right⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay, they’re using that special load-bearing drywall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understanding your target audience when marketing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Going from shampoo to ram poo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gardening idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  cactus cock

  Cocktus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncultured⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoelace foreskins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is grateful for the Punisher⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Manos: The Hands of Fate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does it seem like every other post on here is deleted shortly after being posted?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Placeholder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Catholic dating culture often mistaken for incel-style pessimistic desperation?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not mistaken, no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every phone call⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If I wanted to read my e-mails out loud, I’d record that and attach the .mp3 file. There is almost never a reason to call me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things are getting really crazy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Intense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's worth the trip.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, just some lakes and things. Don’t get me wrong, they’re nice and all but Oklahoma’s a landlocked state.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why We Lost The World's Only Double-Sided Monorail | The Tim Traveller⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That works too, I included trains because I thought it sounded better as “tracks”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's worth the trip.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I went there once, it was OK.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why We Lost The World's Only Double-Sided Monorail | The Tim Traveller⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How does one lose a monorail or train in the first place? All you have to do is follow their tracks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on who’s on board and what I’m flying into.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juan 👍⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a British comedy game show called Would I Lie to You? with panelists who are either trying to deceive each other or figure out whether what they’re being told is true or a lie. Sounded like some overlap in the ideas and I can’t resist the allure of a relevant one-character title change.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juan 👍⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If the segment is not called “Would AI Lie To You?”, they’ve missed a golden opportunity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juan 👍⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In Martian deserts, you can’t remember your name
  'Cause there ain’t no air to go to your brain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ball for a ball⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …da bang, da dang diggy diggy
  Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

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  Robert “Bobbie Shazam” James Ritchie is still a prick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i... am steed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s horsin’ time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it time to stop?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I see the Venison Voyeur has struck again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can only use one for the rest of your life, which you choosing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t matter, all I’m going to do is mess it up anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you still want this posted over there? Still working on it, figured I’d check back in before submitting though. Let me know when you’re ready.