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- Comment on Understanding your target audience when marketing 1 day ago:
Going from shampoo to ram poo.
- Comment on i broke 3 days ago:
I’m not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.
- Comment on Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone 3 days ago:
Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!
- Comment on Gardening idea 3 days ago:
cactus cock
Cocktus.
- Comment on Uncultured 3 days ago:
Shoelace foreskins.
- Comment on Anon is grateful for the Punisher 5 days ago:
Manos: The Hands of Fate.
- Comment on Why does it seem like every other post on here is deleted shortly after being posted? 1 week ago:
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- Comment on Is Catholic dating culture often mistaken for incel-style pessimistic desperation? 1 week ago:
It’s not mistaken, no.
- Comment on Every phone call 1 week ago:
If I wanted to read my e-mails out loud, I’d record that and attach the .mp3 file. There is almost never a reason to call me.
- Comment on Things are getting really crazy. 1 week ago:
But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Intense.
- Comment on It's worth the trip. 2 weeks ago:
Nah, just some lakes and things. Don’t get me wrong, they’re nice and all but Oklahoma’s a landlocked state.
- Comment on Why We Lost The World's Only Double-Sided Monorail | The Tim Traveller 2 weeks ago:
That works too, I included trains because I thought it sounded better as “tracks”.
- Comment on It's worth the trip. 2 weeks ago:
I went there once, it was OK.
- Comment on Why We Lost The World's Only Double-Sided Monorail | The Tim Traveller 2 weeks ago:
How does one lose a monorail or train in the first place? All you have to do is follow their tracks.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Depends on who’s on board and what I’m flying into.
- Comment on Juan 👍 2 weeks ago:
There’s a British comedy game show called Would I Lie to You? with panelists who are either trying to deceive each other or figure out whether what they’re being told is true or a lie. Sounded like some overlap in the ideas and I can’t resist the allure of a relevant one-character title change.
- Comment on Juan 👍 2 weeks ago:
If the segment is not called “Would AI Lie To You?”, they’ve missed a golden opportunity.
- Comment on Juan 👍 2 weeks ago:
In Martian deserts, you can’t remember your name
'Cause there ain’t no air to go to your brain. - Comment on Ball for a ball 2 weeks ago:
…da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Robert “Bobbie Shazam” James Ritchie is still a prick.
- Comment on i... am steed 2 weeks ago:
It’s horsin’ time!
- Comment on Is it time to stop? 2 weeks ago:
I see the Venison Voyeur has struck again.
- Comment on You can only use one for the rest of your life, which you choosing? 2 weeks ago:
It doesn’t matter, all I’m going to do is mess it up anyway.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Do you still want this posted over there? Still working on it, figured I’d check back in before submitting though. Let me know when you’re ready.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
A topic was mentioned, the prophecy must be fulfilled. Relevant XKCD:
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40 digits: You are optimistic about our understanding of the nature of distance itself.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Sure thing, will get right on that. You just wait here.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Oh hi, you’re back to post this question and then remove your post and all comments in a few hours / days / whatever like you have the past (at least two) times. Why?
