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- Comment on Watching the news can be dangerous 2 hours ago:
That’d be one of the rare times when a nip slip could result in fatalities.
- Comment on What if memes aren't better than TikTok for your brain? 1 day ago:
Memes don’t harvest my data and hand it over to the CCP.
- Comment on Big balls got beat up by 15 yr old boy and girl and may get medal 2 days ago:
Those kids should be getting medals instead.
- Comment on There Will Never Be Another Conan O'Brien (Renzy) [13:15] 3 days ago:
He’s already figured out a solution.
- Comment on Lots of slop submissions 3 days ago:
OP has lossed the plot.
- Comment on Epstein's little black book found 5 days ago:
Must’ve moved it out of the children’s section quick to get the picture before it turned to “Flaccid”.
- Comment on Big things happening in the 3D print community 6 days ago:
Gentlemen…
- Comment on Maybe with cheese? 6 days ago:
That sounds like a whopper.
- Comment on If I wanted to bury a hard drive for archival purposes (e.g. Country becoming Dictatorship), how to keep the contents from being damaged and where is the safest place to bury it? 6 days ago:
Oops, I found the wrong tablet and invented Mormonism instead. Sorry.
- Comment on Charging to tour rental properties... 1 week ago:
Died?
- Comment on It was better than sitting near a crying kid 1 week ago:
Dog-shiki.
- Comment on OP cleans his fridge 1 week ago:
Chicken cordon bl-eww.
- Comment on Yeasty 1 week ago:
You’ll piss off the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
- Comment on How long would it take for a ball rolling across the room to bounce off the wall and get back to you - but the room has a time traveling portal halfway through? 1 week ago:
It depends.
- Comment on Just a little... why not? 1 week ago:
You’re missing an apostrophe.
- Comment on The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement 1 week ago:
At least it gives him a hard surface to break some brittle old bones on if he falls over.
- Comment on This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket. 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, it’s enough to get you to the bus stop but not on the actual bus.
- Comment on American ambassador to Italy refuses to live in the official US residence in Rome. Instead, he stays on his super yacht moored 60 miles from the capital 2 weeks ago:
Look on the bright side: maybe the helicopter will crash.
- Comment on Does trump know he cheats at golf? 2 weeks ago:
Caddy might have been downwind of him at an inopportune time and recognized that there was a messy storm brewing in the presidential diaper. Gotta finish up quick or get stuck on changing duty.
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- Comment on Why is Fediverse moderation, even more Draconian than Reddit? 2 weeks ago:
Premise rejected.
- Comment on To win the show Alone, could someone smuggle a GPS locator inside of their anus? 3 weeks ago:
It only needs to be up there until the contestant has a chance to remove it off-camera.
- Comment on They even got their own island 3 weeks ago:
Yeah but they’ve got the market cornered on Catholic priests, that’s gotta count for something.
- Comment on Stanford Professor: The idea that Stanford University owes its graduate students a "living wage" is preposterous 3 weeks ago:
Berk
Tea-drinker slang for “fool”. The name fits.
- Comment on Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬 3 weeks ago:
He wants to keep their “wonderful secret” times together special.
- Comment on Does farting make you lighter or heavier ? 3 weeks ago:
Please discuss this with your doctor.
- Comment on Trying to figure out what it means 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Florida man 4 weeks ago:
Epstein’s cow-nterpart, Jeffriesian Holstein, was found deceased alone in his solitary pen earlier. Initial reports noted the presence of feathers scattered across the scene but investigators have dismissed suggestions of fowl play as unfounded, concluding that Holstein’s death was an unfortunate case of bovine intervention.
- Comment on Do movie actors or actress keep the skills they learned? Like no one would screw with Keanu after seeing all the John Wick films? And if they did would they just be fucked from the start? 4 weeks ago:
These predatory industry contracts are out of control.
- Comment on Trying to figure out what it means 4 weeks ago:
Are we looking at the same picture? That’s clearly a sticker on a car.
