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- Comment on I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs 1 week ago:
I see 7 comments on one and 6 on the other. Are you seeing 0 or just fewer than you remember?
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 1 week ago:
Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.
- Comment on Necessary post procedure care for vasectomy 1 week ago:
A real friend would offer the use of their own penis until their buddy’s balls were better.
- Comment on I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs 1 week ago:
lemmy.world/post/15140002 perhaps? robbb.in/shady/ is one that works currently but the one I used to prefer (before it went down) was shadyurl.com.
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts! 1 week ago:
The camera lens isn’t just bending light, it’s bending reality itself. That’s the only way to capture pop tarts in any appreciable detail at this pup’s nose distance. Orbital spy telescopes use similar technology.
- Comment on Same for me 1 week ago:
Could barely get an “Our Father” out of my mouth for penance with Father Chodeling doing a poor imitation of a waterpik between my teeth.
- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 1 week ago:
Father Stickyfingers told me not to ask those questions.
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 1 week ago:
Throw on a Richard Nixon mask first, it’ll look more real than he ever did.
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 1 week ago:
#1-5: Power-wash her uvula with OC spray. Can’t promise it’ll improve things but it’ll be hilarious.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 1 week ago:
Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 1 week ago:
Did you want that with the complementary poncho or without? Still have a bunch of them left over from back when Gallagher was doing the watermelon thing.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 1 week ago:
Like an aerial tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 1 week ago:
Don’t shit on me and tell me it’s raining.
- Comment on Why does Lemmy output horribly invalid HTML? 1 week ago:
I choose to imagine that these offenses result in developers cooling their heels in the slammer rather than a browser being a picky eater.
- Comment on Why does Lemmy output horribly invalid HTML? 1 week ago:
Could bring that up with the devs but it hasn’t been the early 2000s for a long time, nobody seems to care as long as it works.
- Comment on Do all American stores have greeters? 1 week ago:
No, it’s pretty atypical. There’s Walmart (as you mention) and a few others but more often, somebody stationed at an entrance/exit is security, a receipt checker (less common), or a cart-wrangler.
Sounds like you met one of our distressingly many entitled weirdos. Sorry about that.
- Comment on Tylenol is the enemy 1 week ago:
I’m just a simple country hyper-chicken so don’t take this to court just bec-buck-buck-bc-GAAWK!
Excuse me.
… because I said so. Stupidity may be a defense if the standard being applied requires knowledge that the statements in question are likely to cause damage to another. If those statements are true, no problem, that’s a complete defense. If they’re not, the lawyers get to duke it out in court.
Most often, that won’t come into play though since a lot of states assume that the person making the false statements does so with the requisite guilty state of mind. It’s not universal though which is why the non-stick dick might get away with this too.
I’m using www.law.cornell.edu/wex/defamation as a reference, any errors in interpretation are my own.
- Comment on Tylenol is the enemy 1 week ago:
I hope Kenvue (which used to be the consumer healthcare division of Johnson & Johnson) brings down an army of lawyers on these chucklefucks for the bullshit they’re spewing. Hardest part would be proving that said chucklefucks knew their claims were false though since it’s plausible that they really are this stupid.
- Comment on This is art 1 week ago:
Some day, they’ll learn what he was. If that doesn’t put an end to any residual positive feelings for him, I don’t have a shit to give about how they take the well-deserved vicious mockery.
- Comment on Can you think of any now? 1 week ago:
“I before E exthept after ‘th’” should do the trick. Just have to remember that the last part is pronounced “thee”.
- Comment on They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation. 1 week ago:
They’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
- Comment on hyperbaric oxygen chamber 1 week ago:
makes you agree faster
You’re absolutely right.
- Comment on hyperbaric oxygen chamber 1 week ago:
Yes, I also hope they don’t and not that they do.
- Comment on advertisement 1 week ago:
Slop machine said that construction means clicks.
- Comment on No, just listen, this is for real. 1 week ago:
If anyone had told me then where we’d be now, I wouldn’t believe it either.
- Comment on birb 2 weeks ago:
Factory flashed the wrong firmware.
- Comment on Experts disagree 2 weeks ago:
Must’ve been, I see all these paintings of him wearing a cross.
- Comment on Experts disagree 2 weeks ago:
If he’s such a communist, why does he have capital letters in his name?
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 2 weeks ago:
This map is doing flavor gerrymandering with D.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
It’s the “(Drop your) belt and (get) rode” initiative.