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- Comment on Can I push your stool in? 17 hours ago:
Then she orders the Taylor Farms salad and winks at you.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Lucky they were both on the wrong side of the road, that could have been a disaster. Little too much of the Fosters?
- Comment on Sign up process 1 day ago:
Is this an issue related to lemmy.world specifically? I see you also commented on a lemmy.ca post with the same complaint, is it happening on both instances?
- Comment on The price of petrol is going up again here 2 days ago:
It has a collar and many things that could be called ties, looks professional enough to me.
- Comment on The price of petrol is going up again here 2 days ago:
I don’t know why you guys buy that stuff when gasoline is so much more affordable.
- Comment on Xbox live days were wild 3 days ago:
Maybe the sender thinks they’re talking to a Soviet anti-tank missile from the 1970s.
- Comment on I'm looking for an old Daily Show clip and I was wondering if anyone can help me find it? 3 days ago:
Yeah, me too, I also didn’t get 30 pages of results with SafeSearch off. Certainly didn’t add the few I was missing to my collection either.
- Comment on The Ultimate Robot Knockout Legend (URKL) is a professional, freestyle combat sports league for full-sized humanoid robots. This is real. 3 days ago:
Should get Jaleel White to host it.
- Comment on I'm looking for an old Daily Show clip and I was wondering if anyone can help me find it? 3 days ago:
Nice try, person who wants me to search for “Jon Stewart reamed up the ass”
^again.^ - Comment on Me this morning 3 days ago:
Unrelated to the post content but does your username have anything to do with giraffes?
- Comment on Rahasya is now available on Steam, A psychological horror game inspired by 1992 India 4 days ago:
Months of development? How could it possibly take that long to come up with the prompt for some slop machine to shit this generic garbage out? I’d say you should put some effort into your work but it’s probably best for everybody if you just quit.
- Comment on EA VP Urges Companies To Think About In-Game Ads During Development: ‘That’s A Huge Opportunity’ 4 days ago:
Putting Dao’s personal cell phone number and other contact info on the back of every in-game billboard with a real ad would be a nice Easter egg.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
You and OP are entitled to your wrong opinions. Capitalization rules still apply.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Clearly you know how to get your keyboard to make the big letters. Why not also do it in the correct places?
- Comment on My Local Public Tennis Court Requires Online Registration 6 days ago:
Buy an angle grinder.
- Comment on Who does Temu think I am? 1 week ago:
Why are you saying that like it’s not a good reason?
- Comment on Be the lamp you wish to see... 1 week ago:
The novice was enlightened.
- Comment on Non-stick pans? 1 week ago:
Does she like coffee? Get her a mug with a hollow section in the bottom and gradually add tungsten discs until she’s tossing cast iron around like is aluminum.
I didn’t do the math on what that would look like and you shouldn’t either.
- Comment on Non-stick pans? 1 week ago:
Where will I get my teflon and microplastics then?
Oh, right. Everywhere.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Sort of a nonsense question. What would we do with our microwave ovens if nobody had figured out how to harness electricity? Why would there be websites if there were no browsers? Somebody somewhere would build a thing to make it easier to view the information they want from a remote system, one thing leads to another and now you have a browser. It’s like carcinization.
- Comment on There's plenty to go around 1 week ago:
No need for a kernel panic, the situation is under corntrol.
- Comment on It's finally here ✨ 1 week ago:
Rectal use only.
- Comment on That's Eggman on his face amirite 1 week ago:
Now we know where that PINGAS has been.
- Comment on please...just go.... 1 week ago:
Inform your host and help them pack up their things. It is the poop’s house now.
- Comment on Don't covet thy neighbors corn 1 week ago:
Sounds cornographic.
- Comment on Bruh 1 week ago:
Looking like he’s about to eat a bunch of sheep and get blinded by Odysseus.
Sorry, spoilers.
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 1 week ago:
I don’t think any new intervention was needed for that.
- Comment on They do 1 week ago:
On a related note, the first person to print Shakespeare’s works was colorblind. That one play was supposed to be called “Much Colorado About Nothing”.
- Comment on Do you think that Trump is the most hated U.S. president? 1 week ago:
Trump is the product of a Bush family conspiracy to rehabilitate Dubya’s image.
- Comment on Tiktok is weird 1 week ago:
If you put your dick in a blender, don’t be surprised when your dick gets blended.