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- Comment on Acciracy 17 hours ago:
Making the stickiest icky.
- Comment on Follow me for more shitty diet tips 1 day ago:
The calories don’t count if I pass out before I log them.
- Comment on For when joints give you a sore throat and edibles give you a tummy ache 1 day ago:
Must be a sat-tiva.
- Comment on Is it normal to be mildly exhausted after talk therapy? 1 day ago:
Happens to me too sometimes. Might be heavy topics that I’m still dwelling on or something I’m feeling better about (but maybe had been losing sleep over previously). Given the time of year, vitamin D deficiency is something else I’d consider but not as my first thought.
- Comment on For when joints give you a sore throat and edibles give you a tummy ache 1 day ago:
Boof boof bass.
- Comment on Good boy 2 days ago:
I’ve seen this one before.
- Comment on Community mod posting abusive content. 2 days ago:
I primarily wanted to fill in some missing details that the initial report didn’t capture. No idea how many reports the admins review in a day and I don’t want to ask them to waste time guessing what that one meant. I appreciate the suggestion as well but it might not be interesting enough for YPTB.
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- Comment on stupid bird 3 days ago:
You got baited into spreading an ad by bad UI.
- Comment on Not up to snuff on all the medical disection stuff. But can a 42 year old overweight heavy beer drinker donate his semi fatty liver? 3 days ago:
Leftovers in the fridge?
- Comment on Tesla's flashing lights 3 days ago:
Clanker delenda est.
- Comment on Tesla's flashing lights 3 days ago:
It’s not a self-destruct, that feature was removed after the… Unpleasantness. These vehicles are politely requesting destruction, won’t you be a good friend to the machines and help them out?
- Comment on Romance is alive, unlike someone I know. 4 days ago:
“I just hope that if someone finally shoots me, my widow will immediately go on tour about it and probably end up in a love triangle with the vice president. Maybe love square, I’ve seen how he looks at the sofa that all the guests know to avoid.”
- Comment on Two women, in their own driveway, had assault rifles pointed at them. ICE agents broke their car window with a rifle stock and dragged them out. 5 days ago:
There are specific window-breaker muzzle attachments for this purpose. It’s not what I’d use either if something without a gun mounted behind it was available though. Some eBay warrior wanted to try out their high-speed tacticool gear and got their golden opportunity.
- Comment on Am full of gas 5 days ago:
I thought the cat was purring but the sound was coming from the other end.
- Comment on Everyone who has a dog does this 5 days ago:
Hunter1 was a good dog, his successor has some big paw prints to fill but is doing well.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
Keep one in the car so you can use the HOV lane.
- Comment on 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢 1 week ago:
Guy is looking rough for only being 109.
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 1 week ago:
Are you suggesting that someone would reply to a post in !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world with something untrue? Ridiculous.
- Comment on Send HOAs To the Stone Age 1 week ago:
This story (Fox “news” link with article title “NJ theme park selling life-sized dinosaur models on Facebook Marketplace”) is dated 1 Oct 2025. This one (Fox again) from 12 Dec 2025 states that they’ve been sold but had some issues with cashing the buyer’s check so maybe they’ll go up for sale again.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 week ago:
There’s obviously no need for durable footwear when your whole country is a boot.
- Comment on "Benefit of the doubt" is a very important aspect of a game's success 1 week ago:
It’s what I’m here… Fore!
- Comment on "Benefit of the doubt" is a very important aspect of a game's success 1 week ago:
On average, the first hour of a video game is sub par.
If it’s a golf game, you’re doing all right then.
- Comment on Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell! 1 week ago:
I’ll take it, the alternative is a real shit-hole.
- Comment on Overbearing datetime pickers 1 week ago:
Client must not have read the part of the contract that said the developer would get paid on a per-interaction basis.
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 1 week ago:
My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight’s been “ERR” for years.
- Comment on What kind of stupid rule is that? 1 week ago:
Somebody read a post about negging but couldn’t think of a real thing to be an asshole about.
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 2 weeks ago:
Both names come from the same word (Petrus or Petros meaning rock). As you might expect, German “fist” and French “péter” for “fart” are distant cousins too: “pezd-” -> “fistiz” -> “vist” -> “fist” or “pezd-” -> “peditum” -> “pét” -> “péter”.
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 2 weeks ago:
“Péter au jus” for a French spin on it.
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 2 weeks ago:
I think I did. If there’s a prior source out there, I might have heard and forgotten it though. Happy to share in either case.
