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- Comment on I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging 1 day ago:
…the St. Peter part is made up…
Which stands in stark lack of contrast with the rest of the bible.
- Comment on Here are some tips for making fried rice: 1 day ago:
Which would be a poor but not completely unreasonable way to describe what happens when you squish a clump to split it into individual grains so the oil can cook it evenly instead of making an oily white rice ball that has a fried outer surface.
- Comment on Here are some tips for making fried rice: 2 days ago:
I’ll assume they’re talking about breaking up clumps instead of the thing a serial killer would do and then just phrased it poorly.
- Comment on How do I get over fear of cooking? 3 days ago:
Might be worth picking up some fire safety equipment if that might give you some peace of mind and reduce that barrier a little. Not talking about parking a shiny red fire truck in your driveway but a small kitchen fire extinguisher shouldn’t be too hard to come by. There are also stovetop extinguisher canisters that go off automatically when exposed to intense heat (fine for normal cooking but intended to be activated by an uncontrolled fire).
If you haven’t seen it already, I’d also recommend watching a video or two about how to control grease fires. Reading about it is one thing but seeing the demonstration of why not to use water really drives the point home. Scary for sure but the other side of it is that you learn how to handle one of the worst-case scenarios so it can be a confidence boost moving forward.
- Comment on I would personally just treat whatever direction I'm facing at the time as North and go from there. 3 days ago:
That one’s for chess moves.
- Comment on Love her or hate her, she’s spitting facts 4 days ago:
Skip the preamble and lead with the last line, you’ve already won me over.
- Comment on ‘Urge residents not to taste it’ but WHY NOT??? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?? 4 days ago:
Jet fuel can’t melt steel beans.
- Comment on How do I search for this specific post? 1 week ago:
I did a search of !guitars@lemmy.world for the word “sorry” (figured it wouldn’t be in as many posts as “guitar” or “learning”).
Here’s the first result: Really dumb questions about learning guitar (sorry)
- Comment on Why did the pope announce anime mascots? 1 week ago:
Found one.
- Comment on Why did the pope announce anime mascots? 1 week ago:
Typical religious wacko trying to lure in kids to be groomed and abused.
- Comment on My little buddy (pack of 12) 2 weeks ago:
Friend-ulums.
- Comment on Can’t forget terrormisu 🤌🏼 2 weeks ago:
Could also serve casu martzu. No name change needed, it’s scary enough as-is.
- Comment on What does this emoji mean? Is this a British thumbs up? 3 weeks ago:
I’m surprised they made an emoji for something as obscene as this but you know that “two in the pink, one in the stink” thing for the shocker? This is along the same lines: One in the pink, one giving your lady a thumbs up to tell her you’re a chill dude and having a good time.
Doesn’t work as well on guys unless he’s flexible or has a bunch of strategically-placed mirrors.
- Comment on DING DONG 3 weeks ago:
On a related note, youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5KfL-4asE
- Comment on Why do residential skyscrapers always seem to include balconies that never get used? 4 weeks ago:
Just put walls on there, problem solved.
- Comment on Game Freak has been allegedly hacked, with source codes for Pokemon games reportedly leaked 4 weeks ago:
Somebody had to find out whether there really was a Mew under the truck in Red and Blue after all.
- Comment on Make the right choice. 5 weeks ago:
Careful Pinocchio, one more lie and she’s going to start choking.
- Comment on Lousy Smarch weather... 1 month ago:
Somebody misread “ſeptember” and just went with it.
- Comment on I hate how anything without "world" in its name is just about the US 1 month ago:
The name fits, it’s just that the only people in the world who give a shit about baseball are from the USA.
- Comment on How do our brains process reality? I heard our eyes were just low-res cameras and our brains were doing all the heavy lifting in 'rendering' reality. 1 month ago:
… Asked the brain about itself. Typical narcissistic brain behavior, don’t see the other organs doing it.
- Comment on Cat 1 month ago:
In his house at R’lyeh dead Cat-thulhu waits dreaming.
- Comment on Meatspin 2 months ago:
- Comment on Meatspin 2 months ago:
That’ll happen after a solid meatspinning. Merry-go-rounds can be pretty dangerous too if you’re not careful.
- Comment on "Dog Walk" 2 months ago:
Not sure I love that definition, a dog walk should be relaxing and enjoyable for all involved parties.
- Comment on Facial Recognition 2 months ago:
That’s not her, it’s an im-pasta!
- Comment on Words truly matter 2 months ago:
I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents’ delusions so they don’t have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they’re chemtrailing us with fluoride.
- Comment on I feel really bad for laughing at this. 3 months ago:
Just some asshole.
- Comment on Why not? 3 months ago:
Resize and super-impose over the Declaration of Independence to find the encoded message containing coordinates where the Illuminati and Freemasons hid their portal to Atlantis.
- Comment on Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this. 3 months ago:
“Nobody wants to parkour their way through our application obstacle course for (a chance at) a probationary position with shit pay and no benefits that we can yank away at any time because we don’t like the color of tie they wore during our mandatory unpaid off-hours team building event.”
- Comment on Kids and their computers these days. 3 months ago:
Can’t get those from yourself.
