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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  First, you need to seek out information on a serious crime. Once you have gathered enough evidence, get in touch with law enforcement and trade it for a new identity through one of those witness protection deals. You’ll have to leave your name, devices, and family behind but severing all links with the old you should be enough to get back on Reddit for a little while. Repeat as necessary.

  Or move on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every single time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s impressed by your maximum-strength bowels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fr Fr⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d still do the abdomen-pressing in the interest of showmanship but in my experience, it’s much easier to stuff a solved cube up there ahead of time. Lets you focus on the crowd work instead of cube state.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep an eye out for another spice-related pun opportunity, your thyme will come.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unbayleafable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨challenge: impossible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  Bonus

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Administrative task management⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, still in the sudo stage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨challenge: impossible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The popcorn has been Saddamized.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to wash up!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And take off that ring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like how inventive this is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where there’s a drill, there’s a way. Build the future you want to live in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That acronym tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not if this president has his way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know for a fact that it didn’t happen and there are no real drawbacks for thinking that it did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expecto patronum my ass!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Given a choice between what’s canonical and what’s cannonical, I know which one I’m picking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Working title that they forgot to change until too late in the production.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All of his maneuvers are Pitt maneuvers and if one turns out poorly, he’s been hoisted by his own Pitt-ard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨art⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only F1 I’m really familiar with brings up a help window most of the time but if nobody referred to his team of mechanics as the Pitt crew, that’s a golden opportunity missed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm craving the taste of a rather porky man......⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Either that or whet your appetite for the real deal. Hope you’re able to find this porky man of yours, gotta catch 'em all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp womp.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The sooner they start living off the land, the better. And by that, I mean “swimming”. Lash a bunch of them together to form an ICEberg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It makes me shudder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s that or the shirt with a syrup spot that’s always at least a little sticky no matter how many times you wash it (and somehow never in the same exact place so don’t bother trying to get used to it). Rather back-stroke my way through a mile of tangled concertina wire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banned Mullvad VPN TV ad criticizing United Kingdom escalating censorship and mass surveillance “And Then?”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am conflicted. A company has made me want to watch an ad and I enjoyed it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for personal lore development⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d recommend getting fat instead. You can play it off like you’re pregnant but, as long as you keep refreshing your friend groups every few months, don’t have to worry about some whiny little shit popping out to hog the spotlight.

  Going to shed some guilt over that last bit by stating that I absolutely adore my nieces and nephews (even when they are being whiny little shits). They can hog all the spotlight they want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I’m just a guy who doesn’t hate cats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  declawed

  I haven’t yet had my fingertips snipped off either. Lovely euphemism for “mutilation of extremities”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phrog⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolut Legends are the stories of your adventures that you have to get told about later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Ireland Covered in Pointless Buildings?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Ireland Covered in Pointless Buildings?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can get away with flat (or at least less steep) roofs in places like Ireland that don’t tend to have heavy snow load issues.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phrog⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an ab-phibian.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lmao⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on how long it takes for a middle manager to get someone to read it to them (and then explain it).