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- Comment on True vs. False Prophets & How To Spot Them | Plastic Pills 1 week ago:
Anyone claiming to be a prophet (or being described as one) is a false prophet. No need for a video.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Someone who would support me if I was a nazi is no ally of mine.
- Comment on There's plastic in my balls too 3 weeks ago:
Yeah but can you do selective electron beam melting with what comes out the other side? We’ve all got our own priorities.
- Comment on There's plastic in my balls too 4 weeks ago:
Anybody with a full bladder can write their name in the snow but once my plastic levels are high enough, I’ll be able to 3D print it.
- Comment on TikTok 🤡 💩 5 weeks ago:
Uninstall malware. Problem solved.
- Comment on Careful what you wish for 5 weeks ago:
I’ve always wondered what it looks like when a child realizes that one day, they’ll be able to drop their parent(s) off at a retirement home and drive off into the sunset.
- Comment on Game developers desperate for you to join their Discord "server" 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Game developers desperate for you to join their Discord "server" 5 weeks ago:
Guess you’ll have to leak secret military documents the old-fashioned way: posting them on the War Thunder forums.
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 5 weeks ago:
He’s doing his level best to fuck everyone who isn’t him. It’s not always intercourse-related though.
- Comment on I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs 1 month ago:
I see 7 comments on one and 6 on the other. Are you seeing 0 or just fewer than you remember?
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 1 month ago:
Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.
- Comment on Necessary post procedure care for vasectomy 1 month ago:
A real friend would offer the use of their own penis until their buddy’s balls were better.
- Comment on I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs 1 month ago:
lemmy.world/post/15140002 perhaps? robbb.in/shady/ is one that works currently but the one I used to prefer (before it went down) was shadyurl.com.
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts! 1 month ago:
The camera lens isn’t just bending light, it’s bending reality itself. That’s the only way to capture pop tarts in any appreciable detail at this pup’s nose distance. Orbital spy telescopes use similar technology.
- Comment on Same for me 1 month ago:
Could barely get an “Our Father” out of my mouth for penance with Father Chodeling doing a poor imitation of a waterpik between my teeth.
- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 1 month ago:
Father Stickyfingers told me not to ask those questions.
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 1 month ago:
Throw on a Richard Nixon mask first, it’ll look more real than he ever did.
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 1 month ago:
#1-5: Power-wash her uvula with OC spray. Can’t promise it’ll improve things but it’ll be hilarious.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 1 month ago:
Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 1 month ago:
Did you want that with the complementary poncho or without? Still have a bunch of them left over from back when Gallagher was doing the watermelon thing.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 1 month ago:
Like an aerial tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 1 month ago:
Don’t shit on me and tell me it’s raining.
- Comment on Why does Lemmy output horribly invalid HTML? 1 month ago:
I choose to imagine that these offenses result in developers cooling their heels in the slammer rather than a browser being a picky eater.
- Comment on Why does Lemmy output horribly invalid HTML? 1 month ago:
Could bring that up with the devs but it hasn’t been the early 2000s for a long time, nobody seems to care as long as it works.
- Comment on Do all American stores have greeters? 1 month ago:
No, it’s pretty atypical. There’s Walmart (as you mention) and a few others but more often, somebody stationed at an entrance/exit is security, a receipt checker (less common), or a cart-wrangler.
Sounds like you met one of our distressingly many entitled weirdos. Sorry about that.
- Comment on Tylenol is the enemy 1 month ago:
I’m just a simple country hyper-chicken so don’t take this to court just bec-buck-buck-bc-GAAWK!
Excuse me.
… because I said so. Stupidity may be a defense if the standard being applied requires knowledge that the statements in question are likely to cause damage to another. If those statements are true, no problem, that’s a complete defense. If they’re not, the lawyers get to duke it out in court.
Most often, that won’t come into play though since a lot of states assume that the person making the false statements does so with the requisite guilty state of mind. It’s not universal though which is why the non-stick dick might get away with this too.
I’m using www.law.cornell.edu/wex/defamation as a reference, any errors in interpretation are my own.
- Comment on Tylenol is the enemy 1 month ago:
I hope Kenvue (which used to be the consumer healthcare division of Johnson & Johnson) brings down an army of lawyers on these chucklefucks for the bullshit they’re spewing. Hardest part would be proving that said chucklefucks knew their claims were false though since it’s plausible that they really are this stupid.
- Comment on This is art 1 month ago:
Some day, they’ll learn what he was. If that doesn’t put an end to any residual positive feelings for him, I don’t have a shit to give about how they take the well-deserved vicious mockery.
- Comment on Can you think of any now? 1 month ago:
“I before E exthept after ‘th’” should do the trick. Just have to remember that the last part is pronounced “thee”.
- Comment on They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation. 1 month ago:
They’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.