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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d watch this Red Dawn reboot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am not a builder… but that does not seem right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay, they’re using that special load-bearing drywall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understanding your target audience when marketing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Going from shampoo to ram poo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gardening idea⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  cactus cock

  Cocktus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncultured⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoelace foreskins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is grateful for the Punisher⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Manos: The Hands of Fate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does it seem like every other post on here is deleted shortly after being posted?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Catholic dating culture often mistaken for incel-style pessimistic desperation?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not mistaken, no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every phone call⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I wanted to read my e-mails out loud, I’d record that and attach the .mp3 file. There is almost never a reason to call me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things are getting really crazy.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Intense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's worth the trip.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, just some lakes and things. Don’t get me wrong, they’re nice and all but Oklahoma’s a landlocked state.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why We Lost The World's Only Double-Sided Monorail | The Tim Traveller⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That works too, I included trains because I thought it sounded better as “tracks”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's worth the trip.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I went there once, it was OK.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why We Lost The World's Only Double-Sided Monorail | The Tim Traveller⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How does one lose a monorail or train in the first place? All you have to do is follow their tracks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on who’s on board and what I’m flying into.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juan 👍⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a British comedy game show called Would I Lie to You? with panelists who are either trying to deceive each other or figure out whether what they’re being told is true or a lie. Sounded like some overlap in the ideas and I can’t resist the allure of a relevant one-character title change.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juan 👍⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the segment is not called “Would AI Lie To You?”, they’ve missed a golden opportunity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juan 👍⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In Martian deserts, you can’t remember your name
  'Cause there ain’t no air to go to your brain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ball for a ball⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …da bang, da dang diggy diggy
  Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

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  Robert “Bobbie Shazam” James Ritchie is still a prick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i... am steed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s horsin’ time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it time to stop?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see the Venison Voyeur has struck again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can only use one for the rest of your life, which you choosing?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t matter, all I’m going to do is mess it up anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you still want this posted over there? Still working on it, figured I’d check back in before submitting though. Let me know when you’re ready.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A topic was mentioned, the prophecy must be fulfilled. Relevant XKCD:

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  40 digits: You are optimistic about our understanding of the nature of distance itself.