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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adult friendships be like: "I miss you bro let's hang out in November"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Of 2027.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When someone comes to the front door⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That dog has seen some shit. Rolled in it, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duckduckgo search assist is not quite flawless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  youtube.com/watch?v=KskaUMuARR8

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gender affirming care for cis people a thing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gynecomastia surgery seems like it’d fit the category.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duckduckgo search assist is not quite flawless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re going to get on so many podcasts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duckduckgo search assist is not quite flawless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Move over, flat-Earthers, the time has finally come for the giant Europe conspiracy theory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #251 Hostage Negotiations⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re underwater.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works just fine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t have to work well, just better than something completely broken until a real fix can be done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recommendation to defederate from hilariouschaos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it was almost any other instance, I’d agree. That one has a hard-earned reputation for dipshittery so I’m leaning toward the possibility that it’s intentional.

• Recommendation to defederate from hilariouschaos
  Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨support@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨8⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works just fine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid.

  *

  Okay, sometimes it is still stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you start paying them, maybe you can set their schedules.

  See also: lemmy.world/post/51280962

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if they can catch you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great for jousting on those moving walkways (not absolutely necessary but more speed, more fun) if you find another traveler with one and come up with something to use as a lance. Really helps pass the time on a long layover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An Army of Paid Creators Is Carpeting the Web With Political Content⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sucks that it’s impossible to observe bad things and good things and I have to choose to do just one all the time forever.

  Oh, wait.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come when people report something to the mod's in a community a one person can take care of it? Instead shouldn't it be voted on to remove content by the majority mod team?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because of the way it was built. You could make your own version that does what you want though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interview Flatulence⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Send out a bunch of chatbot job interview invitations, he’ll find you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fucking douchebag firefighters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an image of Marshall Mathers Eminem Slim Shady from the music video for Just Lose It.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fucking douchebag firefighters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fucking douchebag firefighters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And lose it, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you think more of a President or Leader, if they did something bad, then said yea I screwed up but we are going to fix it, then fixed it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The best places I’ve worked have had supervisors who are willing to take ownership of their mistakes and are open about how they work to improve. There are limits (no free passes for mowing down a dozen grandmothers running a soup kitchen, for example) and the improvement work has to be relevant and sincere but when it’s done right, this is a worthwhile example to set. Also shouldn’t come down like a ton of bricks if the new hire does something dumb and comes forward when they recognize their error. Can save a lot of time, money, and aggravation when the work environment prioritizes fixing the problem over assigning the blame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I am an ancient nobleman and need some coin made prove to me youre a craftsman that can make quality coin" "check this thing out."⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sha-sha!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened to NFTs and what where they in retro spec?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Retrospect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I don't read my replies"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the photo, he’s sitting by himself across from a timer-operated camera. This is a reference to the fact that he has no friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sell me your company with five words⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re all gonna die anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fill it with oil*, now you’ve got a deep fryer!

  *

  Please don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get a better toaster or a toaster oven with a sliding tray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whomever mapped this is wrong⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks just like what we studied at Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if an electrical power outlet comes to life and screws a dolphin then⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OP is a dolphin who got screwed by an electrical power outlet mid-post.