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- Comment on That's Eggman on his face amirite 27 minutes ago:
Now we know where that PINGAS has been.
- Comment on please...just go.... 11 hours ago:
Inform your host and help them pack up their things. It is the poop’s house now.
- Comment on Don't covet thy neighbors corn 1 day ago:
Sounds cornographic.
- Comment on Bruh 1 day ago:
Looking like he’s about to eat a bunch of sheep and get blinded by Odysseus.
Sorry, spoilers.
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 1 day ago:
I don’t think any new intervention was needed for that.
- Comment on They do 2 days ago:
On a related note, the first person to print Shakespeare’s works was colorblind. That one play was supposed to be called “Much Colorado About Nothing”.
- Comment on Do you think that Trump is the most hated U.S. president? 2 days ago:
Trump is the product of a Bush family conspiracy to rehabilitate Dubya’s image.
- Comment on Tiktok is weird 3 days ago:
If you put your dick in a blender, don’t be surprised when your dick gets blended.
- Comment on It's always a conversation starter at the beach 3 days ago:
Bet they can play a mean banjo.
- Comment on Filling it with water is obviously not the objective. Wonder what it's about 3 days ago:
Easier to carry it home this way since it doesn’t get as heavy as similarly-sized containers. Science.
- Comment on How come cops who are trained in guns shoot to kill all the time? Even people who have no gun. Why not go in with your hand on the taser, and ready just in case to shoot someone in the leg? 3 days ago:
…learned how to indiscriminately kill…
Not what the military teaches.
- Comment on How come cops who are trained in guns shoot to kill all the time? Even people who have no gun. Why not go in with your hand on the taser, and ready just in case to shoot someone in the leg? 3 days ago:
Legs have these big blood hoses in them that don’t respond well to getting holes poked in them, a shot to the leg is deadly force. Also easier to miss a leg since it’s a smaller target and may be moving.
A person without a gun may still present a threat of death or grievous bodily harm. If holding a gun and taser, an officer may attempt to use one in a stressful situation and squeeze both triggers because we’re all stupid meat machines.
- Comment on On Copilot, the logo for Analyst looks like anal beads. 4 days ago:
Maybe it’s AnAI bead.
- Comment on Why do Brits think being pushed into waist-deep, stagnant water is some sort of death sentence? 5 days ago:
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
- Comment on thats a fire fit bro 5 days ago:
Jet fuel can’t melt blue jeans.
- Comment on Love the holiday where we slam beers and handle explosives! 6 days ago:
Thumbs way up if they’d used a little more black powder.
- Comment on How do I deal with children following me around in video games? 1 week ago:
I recently started playing in a Luanti server…
Minecraft clone.
- Comment on How do I deal with children following me around in video games? 1 week ago:
If you can’t convince yourself to pull an Anakin, maybe set up a base somewhere dangerous where the wildlife will pick them off for you. Get a nice supervillain volcano base going and imagine that the mobs are henchmen doing your bidding while your hands stay clean.
- Comment on How do I deal with children following me around in video games? 1 week ago:
Hire a piper with multicolored clothing to rid the server of rats and then don’t pay him.
- Comment on I mean Jesus Christ what's this dude's regimen 1 week ago:
Lots of planks.
- Comment on Peak HR 1 week ago:
Ain’t no rule says dogs can’t hack Gibsons.
- Comment on Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100 1 week ago:
Almost like that was the intent or something.
- Comment on with free peanuts as wingman 1 week ago:
So… probably open to polygamy? Now Utah-king my language.
- Comment on the perfect organism 1 week ago:
In space, no one can hear you meow.
- Comment on Welcome to the HEV Mark 4 Protective System, for use in hazardous environment conditions. 2 weeks ago:
Just needs an RFK Jr. swimming through with his family and a whale head to saw off while a bear rides by on a bicycle.
- Comment on The preacher's eyes when asking me to donate money. 2 weeks ago:
Just raw sewage from a leaky pipe again.
- Comment on Everybody Loves a Good Origin Story 2 weeks ago:
Peter Parker and Beeter Barker, Spiderman and Dogdog.
- Comment on Goo 2 weeks ago:
This kind of talk drives me nuts.
- Comment on How has nobody stopped him yet? 2 weeks ago:
More like the WKRP turkey drop, unfortunately.
- Comment on Goo 2 weeks ago:
It’s autoeroticism.