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- Comment on 13 hours ago:
Is the cross between Bigfoot and the Giant Squid a Bigsquid or Giant Foot?
- Comment on It's me again 1 day ago:
Darn, asbestos flakes again. Hello, mesothelioma hotline?
- Comment on It's me again 1 day ago:
They’ve got coke money, maybe they know a thing or two.
- Comment on Today in history: Ronald Reagan and the SS attempt to open a stuck car door. 1 day ago:
Ron Burgundy and a generic Boston cop who’s too old for this shit rescue the president from getting pulled dick-first through a mobile gloryhole while Winston Zeddemore, Bubbles, and Kevin Malone approach to assist.
- Comment on Going heavy on Italy today. Getting pizza for dinner 4 days ago:
Penne for your thoughts.
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 4 days ago:
I think they’re great the way they are but maybe somebody will remake Total Recall again with her as Mary.
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 5 days ago:
Reminds me of the workstation from
“Halle Berry’s Breasts: The Movie”Swordfish. - Comment on Who Is the Worst Person Louis Theroux Has Met? | Honesty Box | LADbible Stories [25:42] 5 days ago:
He’s a big bad dog from the BBC
And he won’t break eye contact with a Nazi.(Invidious alternative for YouTube-avoiders)
- Comment on Why do people call Michael's house from GTA 5 a mansion? 5 days ago:
Their other post was taken down a few days ago. You can see the title in OP’s modlog.
- Comment on Lazy rainy day in bed today 1 week ago:
Hemorrhoids aren’t built in a day.
- Comment on What is likely to happen when/if trump dies? 1 week ago:
Heard she was road tripping with Jimmy Hoffa and D.B. Cooper.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Yeah, chav.
- Comment on The difference is real 1 week ago:
- Comment on Penta Pasta 1 week ago:
Waritama / confetti ball.
Waritama are large, spherical decorations that split in half to release confetti, streamers, balloons, etc.
[…]
An emoji depicting a waritama, called Confetti Ball (🎊), was introduced with the October 2010 release of Unicode 6.0. - Comment on how is lemmy funded? 1 week ago:
github.com/LemmyNet/lemmy#support--donate (Lemmy development) or check the sidebar of a specific instance to see if they accept donations toward hosting costs.
- Comment on Why don't they just take the alt route? 1 week ago:
They’re a bunch of Hormuzphobes.
- Comment on When does it start to feel good? 1 week ago:
Once negotiations are able to arrive at a pro-state solution.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on God's thicc juicy ass 2 weeks ago:
There was already a bunch of art focused on his son around that time so the ninja turtle guy chose to show us the moon.
- Comment on My glasses 3 weeks ago:
Going for “I see you” with a plausible but bullshit unit name but yours works too. Maybe they keep getting into accidents and landing in the ICU because of poor eyesight.
- Comment on My glasses 3 weeks ago:
It’s measuring in Imperial Corrective Units (ICU).
- Comment on Anyone remember that "First is the worst, second is the best" rhyme kids used to do? Where did that come from? 3 weeks ago:
Some kid who spends their time coming up with rhymes instead of getting good at running fast, probably.
- Comment on My glasses 3 weeks ago:
Hindsight is 20/20.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
First, you need to seek out information on a serious crime. Once you have gathered enough evidence, get in touch with law enforcement and trade it for a new identity through one of those witness protection deals. You’ll have to leave your name, devices, and family behind but severing all links with the old you should be enough to get back on Reddit for a little while. Repeat as necessary.
Or move on.
- Comment on Every single time. 3 weeks ago:
She’s impressed by your maximum-strength bowels.
- Comment on Fr Fr 3 weeks ago:
I’d still do the abdomen-pressing in the interest of showmanship but in my experience, it’s much easier to stuff a solved cube up there ahead of time. Lets you focus on the crowd work instead of cube state.
- Comment on Game over 4 weeks ago:
Keep an eye out for another spice-related pun opportunity, your thyme will come.
- Comment on Game over 4 weeks ago:
Unbayleafable.
- Comment on challenge: impossible 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
