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- Comment on I mean Jesus Christ what's this dude's regimen 5 hours ago:
Lots of planks.
- Comment on Peak HR 14 hours ago:
Ain’t no rule says dogs can’t hack Gibsons.
- Comment on Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100 22 hours ago:
Almost like that was the intent or something.
- Comment on with free peanuts as wingman 1 day ago:
So… probably open to polygamy? Now Utah-king my language.
- Comment on the perfect organism 1 day ago:
In space, no one can hear you meow.
- Comment on Welcome to the HEV Mark 4 Protective System, for use in hazardous environment conditions. 2 days ago:
Just needs an RFK Jr. swimming through with his family and a whale head to saw off while a bear rides by on a bicycle.
- Comment on The preacher's eyes when asking me to donate money. 2 days ago:
Just raw sewage from a leaky pipe again.
- Comment on Everybody Loves a Good Origin Story 3 days ago:
Peter Parker and Beeter Barker, Spiderman and Dogdog.
- Comment on Goo 3 days ago:
This kind of talk drives me nuts.
- Comment on How has nobody stopped him yet? 3 days ago:
More like the WKRP turkey drop, unfortunately.
- Comment on Goo 3 days ago:
It’s autoeroticism.
- Comment on What is 3x/4x USB ?? 3 days ago:
3 or 4 USB ports on a device? Where are you seeing this?
- Comment on Rate my daily breakfast 4 days ago:
Stick a fork in it too so it’ll carry more heat deep into the potato.
- Comment on How come people are stupid nowadays? Especially on social media 4 days ago:
No barrier to entry, successful bait, the machine knows that type of content makes you feel something (happy, angry, who cares?) because you looked at it for 6% longer than other posts or some shit so it shovels more into your face. Combination of things. The only winning move is not to play.
- Comment on From Harvard graduate to the Unabomber 6 days ago:
Professors had an eye for talent.
- Comment on Thank goodness, no Hantavirus. 6 days ago:
Any YOLO’s a goal-o.
- Comment on It's almost half Christmas, blood. 1 week ago:
Chri^c^?
- Comment on literally 451° 1 week ago:
Turn 451° and walk away.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
It’s for Kash and Pete, they’re blacked out too.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Just one little brrrrrt…
- Comment on Give me someone successful instead 1 week ago:
No, it’s a bad-tasting but colorful modeling compound for kids.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
- Comment on How much money do you think Superman could make if he offered his services to NASA as a launch vehicle? 1 week ago:
At least $10.
- Comment on battlecheat 1 week ago:
Good artists copy, great artists steal.
-Me
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
And then their little sibling in the room next door falls over that evening.
- Comment on Life Hack 2 weeks ago:
If you decide you don’t want pasta after all, remember to iron the noodles flat so they’ll fit back in the box.
- Comment on Fitness experts: You can't out-exercise a bad diet......The entire U.S. military: 2 weeks ago:
Only fitness I care about is fittin’is entire cake down my gullet.
- Comment on Farting the Night Away 2 weeks ago:
Title makes me think of Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” (maybe “Toilet-thumping” in this case though).
- Comment on Socialist Revolutionary Flag in an alternative universe where english is written in the perso arabic script 2 weeks ago:
Looks like something out of a Command and Conquer game.
- Comment on I was told the packing would be discreet! 3 weeks ago:
Typo, they meant discrete.