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- Comment on Regional differences 1 day ago:
Merde and Merlot Mondays aren’t for everybody.
- Comment on Music is music 6 days ago:
- Comment on Music is music 6 days ago:
Yet. Be the something or whatever.
- Comment on What happened to lem.ee? 6 days ago:
Hobbies come and go. Shiny exciting thing stopped being shiny and exciting and now it’s just a thing you’re paying the bills for until you admit you’ve moved on.
- Comment on Bye! 1 week ago:
- Comment on Dad jokes 1 week ago:
He didn’t go quite that far but that’d be one way to definitively end it.
- Comment on We're switching produce! 2 weeks ago:
Onion and un-young.
- Comment on when fiber isn't enough 3 weeks ago:
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? They worked it out with a pencil.
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on True vs. False Prophets & How To Spot Them | Plastic Pills 1 month ago:
Anyone claiming to be a prophet (or being described as one) is a false prophet. No need for a video.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Someone who would support me if I was a nazi is no ally of mine.
- Comment on There's plastic in my balls too 2 months ago:
Yeah but can you do selective electron beam melting with what comes out the other side? We’ve all got our own priorities.
- Comment on There's plastic in my balls too 2 months ago:
Anybody with a full bladder can write their name in the snow but once my plastic levels are high enough, I’ll be able to 3D print it.
- Comment on TikTok 🤡 💩 2 months ago:
Uninstall malware. Problem solved.
- Comment on Careful what you wish for 2 months ago:
I’ve always wondered what it looks like when a child realizes that one day, they’ll be able to drop their parent(s) off at a retirement home and drive off into the sunset.
- Comment on Game developers desperate for you to join their Discord "server" 2 months ago:
- Comment on Game developers desperate for you to join their Discord "server" 2 months ago:
Guess you’ll have to leak secret military documents the old-fashioned way: posting them on the War Thunder forums.
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 2 months ago:
He’s doing his level best to fuck everyone who isn’t him. It’s not always intercourse-related though.
- Comment on I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs 3 months ago:
I see 7 comments on one and 6 on the other. Are you seeing 0 or just fewer than you remember?
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 3 months ago:
Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.
- Comment on Necessary post procedure care for vasectomy 3 months ago:
A real friend would offer the use of their own penis until their buddy’s balls were better.
- Comment on I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs 3 months ago:
lemmy.world/post/15140002 perhaps? robbb.in/shady/ is one that works currently but the one I used to prefer (before it went down) was shadyurl.com.
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts! 3 months ago:
The camera lens isn’t just bending light, it’s bending reality itself. That’s the only way to capture pop tarts in any appreciable detail at this pup’s nose distance. Orbital spy telescopes use similar technology.
- Comment on Same for me 3 months ago:
Could barely get an “Our Father” out of my mouth for penance with Father Chodeling doing a poor imitation of a waterpik between my teeth.
- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 3 months ago:
Father Stickyfingers told me not to ask those questions.
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 3 months ago:
Throw on a Richard Nixon mask first, it’ll look more real than he ever did.
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 3 months ago:
#1-5: Power-wash her uvula with OC spray. Can’t promise it’ll improve things but it’ll be hilarious.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 3 months ago:
Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 3 months ago:
Did you want that with the complementary poncho or without? Still have a bunch of them left over from back when Gallagher was doing the watermelon thing.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 3 months ago:
Like an aerial tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.
