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- Comment on Don't worry about the job market on Earth, Gen Z: Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk say you’ll be working in space soon 1 day ago:
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I’d eat my last sock for low gravity even if it meant taking a pay cut. Well, maybe not, depends on how much of a cut we’re talking. Try loading a ton a day on the neutron line when the grav compensator is on the fritz and you’ll be missing that cushy asteroid life.
- Comment on Don't worry about the job market on Earth, Gen Z: Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk say you’ll be working in space soon 1 day ago:
You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don’t you call me, 'cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the company store
16 Tons, youtube / Nadeko (invidious) / Invidious mirror selection (written by Merle Travis, Tennessee Ernie Ford recording)
Bonus wikipedia link for rabbit-hole divers.
- Comment on Don't worry about the job market on Earth, Gen Z: Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk say you’ll be working in space soon 1 day ago:
“Just think of how much harder we can fuck them over when they rely on us for air!”
-These guys, probably.
- Comment on Don't worry about the job market on Earth, Gen Z: Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk say you’ll be working in space soon 1 day ago:
But line go up enough? Can line go more up?
- Comment on My brother got arrested for a dime bag. His picture got put up on the jails website. And they advertise. So shouldn't my brother get paid at least a little for providing clicks? 1 week ago:
It’s a mutual benefit thing since they’re advertising his business too.
- Comment on My brother got arrested for a dime bag. His picture got put up on the jails website. And they advertise. So shouldn't my brother get paid at least a little for providing clicks? 1 week ago:
Solid, most likely, or OP would have a higher priority concern.
- Comment on We've all been there 1 week ago:
A purse? Perfect place to keep the drill.
- Comment on We've all been there 1 week ago:
Just carry around a cordless drill, fasteners, and an assortment of sliding bolt latch parts so you can install your own. Be the change you something something whatever.
- Comment on Uhm 1 week ago:
I look forward to its inclusion in a FOX News* segment on the liberal manpregnation agenda next time they need a scare piece.
*Except where legally barred from calling itself “news”.
- Comment on Does Fanta Strawberry taste like the strawberry soda from olden days? 1 week ago:
“Where the Red Fern Grows”, maybe? Kid gets a strawberry soda in one chapter.
- Comment on I quit my job to make my own game. Toll Booth Simulator 1 week ago:
See you in a month when you pop up again to shill your shovelware some more.
- Comment on leading ai company 1 week ago:
Some underling must’ve whipped up that graphic in a desperate attempt to find good news so E-lawn wouldn’t feed him to the dogs. Worked a little too well and now the emperor is strutting around in all his exhibitionistic finery.
- Comment on Opened pasta box to find misformed shell 1 week ago:
Misformed shells could be a sign of counterfeit products. Be careful, you might be cooking an impasta!
- Comment on State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A" 2 weeks ago:
At least people in the bg pl (or the rest of the pr state) won’t have to change the way they pronounce it very much.
- Comment on Watching the news can be dangerous 2 weeks ago:
That’d be one of the rare times when a nip slip could result in fatalities.
- Comment on What if memes aren't better than TikTok for your brain? 3 weeks ago:
Memes don’t harvest my data and hand it over to the CCP.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Those kids should be getting medals instead.
- Comment on There Will Never Be Another Conan O'Brien (Renzy) [13:15] 3 weeks ago:
He’s already figured out a solution.
- Comment on Lots of slop submissions 3 weeks ago:
OP has lossed the plot.
- Comment on Epstein's little black book found 3 weeks ago:
Must’ve moved it out of the children’s section quick to get the picture before it turned to “Flaccid”.
- Comment on Big things happening in the 3D print community 3 weeks ago:
Gentlemen…
- Comment on Maybe with cheese? 3 weeks ago:
That sounds like a whopper.
- Comment on If I wanted to bury a hard drive for archival purposes (e.g. Country becoming Dictatorship), how to keep the contents from being damaged and where is the safest place to bury it? 3 weeks ago:
Oops, I found the wrong tablet and invented Mormonism instead. Sorry.
- Comment on Charging to tour rental properties... 4 weeks ago:
Died?
- Comment on It was better than sitting near a crying kid 4 weeks ago:
Dog-shiki.
- Comment on OP cleans his fridge 4 weeks ago:
Chicken cordon bl-eww.
- Comment on Yeasty 4 weeks ago:
You’ll piss off the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
- Comment on How long would it take for a ball rolling across the room to bounce off the wall and get back to you - but the room has a time traveling portal halfway through? 4 weeks ago:
It depends.
- Comment on Just a little... why not? 4 weeks ago:
You’re missing an apostrophe.
- Comment on The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement 4 weeks ago:
At least it gives him a hard surface to break some brittle old bones on if he falls over.