Apeman42
@Apeman42@lemmy.world
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- Comment on Anon creates a mystery 34 minutes ago:
>buy Helium
>around 10,000 balloon
>gun
>attach balloons filled with helium to self
>shoot yourself
>let the corpse fly away
>no one will ever know
Thank me later
- Comment on This is my supervillain idea. Stunning I know 2 days ago:
You should watermark this, OP. Don’t let silver age Batman writers steal your idea.
- Comment on Path of Exile 2 full release let you build your own castle and army to alley/invade other players castles in an indirect pvp 4 days ago:
Didn’t this series used to be Diablo with materia?
- Comment on Pillars of Eternity and Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire get major updates with controller support in Beta 5 days ago:
But will they fix the grievous mistake of not allowing you to get absolutely railed by Eder?
- Comment on Anyone else obsessed with Queens Domain? 6 days ago:
Addendum: Manticores can eat shit though. Fuck manticores, all my homies hate manticores.
- Comment on Anyone else obsessed with Queens Domain? 6 days ago:
Fuck yeah, it’s harder than the demo led me to think, but it’s so good. The flying sword mechanic makes exploration very fun, I’ve done all kinds of crazy jumps to out of the way ledges or holes and been rewarded with tasty chicken.
Combat feels a little rough at first, stamina management is punishing. But later, when you can throw out 6+ each of 3 regenerating throwing weapons while stamina recovers, it’s more comfortable.
- Comment on Feelgood story of the year 1 week ago:
♪♫This girl can starts fiiiiiirrrrreees♫♪
- Comment on Anyone else reckon Bethesda will go the way of Bioware? 1 week ago:
This dude seeks CHIM.
- Comment on Anyone else reckon Bethesda will go the way of Bioware? 1 week ago:
Good, sell the IP to Michael Kirkbride and let him cook.
- Comment on Who needs cows, make your milk at home with powder 1 week ago:
You’re gonna regret this when you have sea monkeys with unbreakable bones.
- Comment on Layoffs Hit Ghost Of Yotei Developer Sucker Punch 2 weeks ago:
Oh, layoffs “hit” them. Because they’re like a hurricane, some outside force that couldn’t possibly be controlled. Not an internal decision based on executive greed and orally servicing “shareholders”.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I don’t know what a Jontron is. This isn’t the fat kid from Drake and Josh?
- Comment on What demos have you been playing in the Steam Next Fest? 2 weeks ago:
Queen’s Domain is a clear attempt at a successor to King’s Field, and I like the demo a lot. Crunchy old-school pixely 3D graphics, a great sense of exploration even in the small slice of the demo, gameplay seems reminiscent of old games but plays very smoothly, and it’s just wonderfully weird in a way we don’t often get in big games anymore. I’ll probably pick this up when it drops on the 30th.
Nocturne is already out as of last month, but I still found the demo because of Next Fest. It’s a pixel RPG that seems to take place inside a crumbling digital afterlife, and the combat system has you playing Guitar Hero to the battle music. This also seems really good, but I’m waiting to see if it gets a sale soon, mostly because I’m not great at rhythm games.
- Comment on So I just watched a DC comics thingy 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Fight! Fight! Fight! 5 weeks ago:
Cool, where’s the next frame where the grey monkey does start swinging at their captors and the brown monkey stabs him in the back because the captors promised a banana?
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Eh, maybe not. I got to 1100m this time and I saw the first group in the background again. Unless you have to die at a specific milestone or click for even longer than that.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Maybe I’ve been watching too many Power Pak videos, but I feel like there might be something hiding here. I got up to 400m before my cat jumped on my desk and I got crushed, but in that time the background doesn’t loop like you might expect…
- Comment on Slash. 5 weeks ago:
Joke’s on you, dad wrote an Omegaverse Spirk fic when you were still just a twinkle in his balls.
- Comment on It's sad when so many forget the basis for our holidays and celebrations 1 month ago:
Look, the Great Pumpkin won that fight and I’m fucking tired of hearing this middle ages propaganda passed off as historical fact.
- Comment on gummy 1 month ago:
That’s the specific word we use in my house for just eating whatever’s around rather than cooking a real meal.
- Comment on Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes 1 month ago:
Is it hard to type, or to see the screen, with all those corporate dicks in your mouth?
- Comment on Vibe Gaming: Project VEGA - Microsoft Research 1 month ago:
- Comment on 2 months ago:
It’s definitely bigger than US standard ketchup packets. I checked one I had lying around and it was like 9 grams, this is almost twice that.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
That’s the longest ketchup packet I’ve ever seen.
- Comment on Olive Branch MS mayor refusing to lower flag for Dolly 2 months ago:
No, they’re not. You know what actually “lessens the meaning of the gesture”? Doing it for every grifting politician and shitty soldier instead of someone who’s actually tried to make the world a better place.
- Comment on Grug Stonethrow would want this for you 2 months ago:
Rog Flintchipper is smiling down at us for beating rocks into thinking, so I can hunt megafauna from the safety of my cave.
- Comment on Anon gets called to the blackboard 2 months ago:
I don’t know if it ever happened to OOP, but I distinctly remember hearing something like this back in high school. Everyone was talking about how something basically like this story happened to a kid a few towns over. The post is leaving out a lot of details though, like how the teacher was confined to a wheelchair for the next year, and had to wear this giant fucked up halo headgear device for the next three. There was this huge police investigation too into whether it was a real accident or if the kid had been trying to mask an assault on the teacher for some reason. It got really heated in the local community, there was an alderman trying to accuse the kid of doing some kind of gang hit because he’d happened to be wearing a blue shirt that day and also had a blue bandanna in his backpack (he was a farm kid). But then it turned out that the alderman was the uncle of the captain of the football team in the town over the other side, and he was trying to get the farm kid arrested so he wouldn’t be able to play in the state playoffs. It was really fucked up, but that kind of shit just happened in the 90s, like when in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
- Comment on Buying new trends is a choice 2 months ago:
Fast forwarding through slow unskippable cutscenes and slow walking parts.
- Comment on MORE PICTURES OF SPIDER-WOMAN! 2 months ago:
Possible himbo Starfire, you say…?
This bears investigation.
Note to self: dommy mommy Darkseid?
- Comment on US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers 2 months ago:
Report: 42% of commercial pilots confirm being given tower instructions to “do a barrel roll”.
