Apeman42
@Apeman42@lemmy.world
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- Comment on So I just watched a DC comics thingy 1 week ago:
- Comment on Fight! Fight! Fight! 2 weeks ago:
Cool, where’s the next frame where the grey monkey does start swinging at their captors and the brown monkey stabs him in the back because the captors promised a banana?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Eh, maybe not. I got to 1100m this time and I saw the first group in the background again. Unless you have to die at a specific milestone or click for even longer than that.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Maybe I’ve been watching too many Power Pak videos, but I feel like there might be something hiding here. I got up to 400m before my cat jumped on my desk and I got crushed, but in that time the background doesn’t loop like you might expect…
- Comment on Slash. 2 weeks ago:
Joke’s on you, dad wrote an Omegaverse Spirk fic when you were still just a twinkle in his balls.
- Comment on It's sad when so many forget the basis for our holidays and celebrations 3 weeks ago:
Look, the Great Pumpkin won that fight and I’m fucking tired of hearing this middle ages propaganda passed off as historical fact.
- Comment on gummy 4 weeks ago:
That’s the specific word we use in my house for just eating whatever’s around rather than cooking a real meal.
- Comment on Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes 4 weeks ago:
Is it hard to type, or to see the screen, with all those corporate dicks in your mouth?
- Comment on Vibe Gaming: Project VEGA - Microsoft Research 1 month ago:
- Comment on 1 month ago:
It’s definitely bigger than US standard ketchup packets. I checked one I had lying around and it was like 9 grams, this is almost twice that.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
That’s the longest ketchup packet I’ve ever seen.
- Comment on Olive Branch MS mayor refusing to lower flag for Dolly 1 month ago:
No, they’re not. You know what actually “lessens the meaning of the gesture”? Doing it for every grifting politician and shitty soldier instead of someone who’s actually tried to make the world a better place.
- Comment on Grug Stonethrow would want this for you 1 month ago:
Rog Flintchipper is smiling down at us for beating rocks into thinking, so I can hunt megafauna from the safety of my cave.
- Comment on Anon gets called to the blackboard 1 month ago:
I don’t know if it ever happened to OOP, but I distinctly remember hearing something like this back in high school. Everyone was talking about how something basically like this story happened to a kid a few towns over. The post is leaving out a lot of details though, like how the teacher was confined to a wheelchair for the next year, and had to wear this giant fucked up halo headgear device for the next three. There was this huge police investigation too into whether it was a real accident or if the kid had been trying to mask an assault on the teacher for some reason. It got really heated in the local community, there was an alderman trying to accuse the kid of doing some kind of gang hit because he’d happened to be wearing a blue shirt that day and also had a blue bandanna in his backpack (he was a farm kid). But then it turned out that the alderman was the uncle of the captain of the football team in the town over the other side, and he was trying to get the farm kid arrested so he wouldn’t be able to play in the state playoffs. It was really fucked up, but that kind of shit just happened in the 90s, like when in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
- Comment on Buying new trends is a choice 1 month ago:
Fast forwarding through slow unskippable cutscenes and slow walking parts.
- Comment on MORE PICTURES OF SPIDER-WOMAN! 2 months ago:
Possible himbo Starfire, you say…?
This bears investigation.
Note to self: dommy mommy Darkseid?
- Comment on US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers 2 months ago:
Report: 42% of commercial pilots confirm being given tower instructions to “do a barrel roll”.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter. After 4 great fantasy RPGs they dropped that post-apocalyptic groundhog day turd, and the series essentially died.
- Comment on A simpler time 2 months ago:
I got a cousin, lost a finger to a jackfruit but he still managed to take the sumbitch down. Dude wears its skin as a helmet now.
- Comment on Anon orders a martini 2 months ago:
No, I expect him to die!
- Comment on Bethesda unveils new logo 2 months ago:
- Comment on Bethesda unveils new logo 2 months ago:
It’s been longer since that teaser than the time between Skyrim’s original release and the teaser.
- Comment on Tried to login to the arch wiki but was given a 3 minute crypto challenge. 2 months ago:
Wait, I’m not mining crypto trash for strangers whenever I see that annoying fox girl, am I?
- Comment on Gotta shit the right way 2 months ago:
He knew.
- Comment on A new PlayStation controller patent showcases a controller with no physical buttons 2 months ago:
Miss me with that shit. If I wanted virtual buttons I’d play on my phone.
- Comment on There's a Jimothy born every minute 2 months ago:
He does “being a mini-raccoon”, and he does it better than anyone!
- Comment on What are your favourite PSP games? 2 months ago:
Pretty obvious, but FF Tactics for sure, even though I’m not a fan of the War of the Lions translation. Unless you can emulate it, then play the PSX version with The Lion War mod. It has all the PSP changes but doesn’t use the new script.
- Comment on Gaslamp Games Under New Management; Announces Surprise Public Beta of New Dungeons of Dredmor Patch 3 months ago:
- For-Profit Online University - an Adult Swim Infomercial that I think hits even better these days.youtu.be ↗Submitted 3 months ago to videos@lemmy.world | 2 comments
- Comment on Oh no, oh Pizza Hut marketing team what is that logo 3 months ago:
I See a Goat.
