Apeman42
@Apeman42@lemmy.world
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- Comment on So Deep 5 days ago:
Not without a way to contain liquid fats underwater.
- Comment on MFW my boss calls to see if I can cover a shift, but I'm already to drunk to drive to get there. 1 week ago:
You’re the coolest, Grandma B!
- Comment on Anon hangs out with a coworker 2 weeks ago:
One of the chairs doubles as a table for the chicken sandwiches.
- Comment on Gaming market melts down after Google reveals new AI game design tool — Project Genie crashes stocks. (A.K.A . Investors panic because they don't understand what "real" videogames are) 2 weeks ago:
If this is widely adopted, I have enough emulators and classic PC games to never buy another game in my life and still be entertained the whole time. Good luck, corpo dipshits.
- Comment on Why do video game skeletons put themselves back together? 2 weeks ago:
I was about to hazard a guess that it hearkens back to Ray Harryhausen, but I rewatched the skeleton fight from Jason and the Argonauts, and I’m astounded that they apparently didn’t do it there.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I have no idea if this is Shameless, The Bear, or just how Jeremy Allen White looks all the time.
- Comment on New He-Man Movie 3 weeks ago:
Should’ve gotten the guy from Robot Chicken.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
fucked
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#fucked #fucked! #FUCKED
STOP FUCKING CENSORSLOPPING FUCKING POSTS
- Comment on Anon creates the rarest pepe 4 weeks ago:
Imagine anon’s surprise when someone digs it up in 100 years and it turns out they accidentally drew dickbutt instead.
- Comment on Why is kissing? 5 weeks ago:
Lips and tongue are erogenous zones that you have fairly fine control over, and aside from feeling nice, pressing your face right up against someone else’s chompers is a sign of mutual vulnerability and trust.
- Comment on Um.... no.... 5 weeks ago:
I always read it like Snagglepuss from the old Hanna-Barbera cartoons.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I feel like after couple weeks observation, I could understand the 1100s or 1200s version well enough, but it probably helps that I have vague memories of high school German classes. Speaking it would take far longer.
- Comment on People are calling [checks notes] Snoop Dogg's Christmas performance one of the [checks notes again] best halftime shows ever 1 month ago:
Washed up magat trash
- Comment on Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice 1 month ago:
Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.
- Comment on What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom? 1 month ago:
All the major character replacements on MASH were better than the characters they replaced. It’s not that I don’t like Burns and Blake, but Winchester and Potter were just so much more interesting. Trapper John was kind of a rapey creep even for the time, so there’s no question BJ was the winner there. Honestly as much as I love Radar, even Klinger taking over his position was an improvement. There was only so much more they could do with his Beaver Cleaver Goes to War shtick.
- Comment on May you all have a very merry Patrick Swayze Christmas 1 month ago:
Angels we have heard are high
Softly sipping old champagne
Ooo-ooo-ooo-reos!
Inexpensive daaaaaanish!
- Comment on I totally agree 2 months ago:
“…and that’s the justification for why I’m gonna go grief-bang your Aunt Robin now that Mom’s dead.”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
If you can find all the pieces, have you heard of kintsugi?
If not, it’s a Japanese art of repairing broken ceramics with gold, creating something new and beautiful out of the destruction as the cracks become gold veins running through the piece.
Maybe you could find a craftsman or at least experienced hobbyist in your area who could repair it like that?
- Comment on Best vertical games on Android? 2 months ago:
I don’t play many Android games, and enjoy even fewer, but Hoplite is great. It’s pretty simple to play but still requires some thinking, which is what I want out of a mobile game.
- Comment on Help me decide what I should name my game! Currently Country Architect, it turns out that "country" has a double meaning in English that I was not aware of 2 months ago:
Nationeering?
- Comment on Games that I finished this year so far. Probably the best year of gaming for me since 2007 2 months ago:
The gameplay could have used a little work, but man as an overall experience Guardians of the Galaxy was pretty great. I’d love to see them get a sequel, or a similar game with a different super-team like the Exiles.
- Comment on Showing you a color you’ve never seen before. 2 months ago:
Well, this was the lead scientist on the project:
- Comment on 3 months ago:
- Comment on Anon likes a girl 3 months ago:
I don’t get these guys. My wife is a couple inches taller than me and it… just doesn’t matter? If anything it puts my face closer to the boobies, so what’s the problem?
- Comment on Fucking genetics 3 months ago:
I feel you. I have to let the far sides of my mustache grow out longer than the rest so they bridge the gap to the beard.
- Comment on Krafton is now an 'AI-first company,' will spend $70 million on a GPU cluster to 'serve as the foundation for accelerating the implementation of agentic AI' 3 months ago:
Good news! You’re allowed to skip them and instead play the hundreds to thousands of older games you’d surely love, but that slipped under your radar at the time. Plenty to hold us over until publishers and studios learn their lesson.
If it’s AI, don’t buy.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
I can’t find any other mentions of the actual station takeover incident, so guessing it’s probably some sort of analog horror/found footage project.
- Comment on God DAMN 4 months ago:
Ha, see I have the complete opposite taste. A bit of pit hair and bush is all fine, maybe a bit of a goatee, but otherwise I like mostly smooth dudes. And yet I like hairy women… I haven’t unpacked that yet.
Also any fantasy skin/hair colors puts my needle straight into overdrive, so Adam Warlock is bonus points for me.
I think we can all firmly (lol) agree that he’s a snack in this pic tho.
- Comment on God DAMN 4 months ago:
Did y’all not see him all gold and fine in Guardians of the Galaxy?
Anyway, even in We’re the Millers he was kinda dorky cute.
- Comment on The Ensh*ttification of Everything with Cory Doctorow [1:49:08] 4 months ago:
It feels kind of ironic that they chose to censor the title of this video. Voluntarily censoring your words to comply with increasingly ludicrous corporate media standards is enshittification of human communication itself.