Anon gets called to the blackboard

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• aaaa@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Here’s the riddle: did this ever happen?

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fake: anon is in school

    Gay: anon is tall and heavy

    not to mention this random puddle in a math class lol

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  • Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t know if it ever happened to OOP, but I distinctly remember hearing something like this back in high school. Everyone was talking about how something basically like this story happened to a kid a few towns over. The post is leaving out a lot of details though, like how the teacher was confined to a wheelchair for the next year, and had to wear this giant fucked up halo headgear device for the next three. There was this huge police investigation too into whether it was a real accident or if the kid had been trying to mask an assault on the teacher for some reason. It got really heated in the local community, there was an alderman trying to accuse the kid of doing some kind of gang hit because he’d happened to be wearing a blue shirt that day and also had a blue bandanna in his backpack (he was a farm kid). But then it turned out that the alderman was the uncle of the captain of the football team in the town over the other side, and he was trying to get the farm kid arrested so he wouldn’t be able to play in the state playoffs. It was really fucked up, but that kind of shit just happened in the 90s, like when in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

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    • Ersatz86@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Holy shit, a real-life faux shittymorph encounter that I fell for hook, line, and sinker.

      God bless.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Personally, I found it easy to dodge the standard math class blackboard puddle, but I could understand others having trouble

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      standard math class blackboard puddle

      For GenZ: the whiteboard was a chalk board, and one way to wipe off chalk was with a wet sponge placed near a bucket. If the sponge wasn’t ringed out properly when wiping, a puddle could form by the board

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    depends on how gay it is

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    • FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fake: anon slips on a puddle but classrooms are supposed to have carpeted floors

      Gay: anon hurts a woman and makes several girls scream

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• SomGye@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  …on the plus side they probably won’t remember a thing

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    … even again

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You could not pay me to teach high scool

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  • cosmos8188@leminal.space ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Teenagers are terrible people

    People are terrible.

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• FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Quite embarrassing

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