Ersatz86

@Ersatz86@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I too have a chicken-kicking story. Posting now so’s I’ll remember to write it out later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It was precisely like a bad, dirty paper cut that stank of fish munge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Haven’t seen it mentioned here, so a word to the wise: their beaks are somewhere sharp-edged, and if we’re to grasp the beak and your hand were to slide lengthwise (towards or away from the tip), you could sustain a nasty cut.

  Source: adolescent me harassing pelicans that were a lil too inquisitive about my days’ fishing catch on a dock somewhere near Cedar Key, FL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reasonable Blackman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  High quality post 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekend Box Office: Deadpool & Wolverine hangs on to the top spot; Borderland a disaster⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I see BTiLC reference, I upvote. Simple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also colloquially known as “ass radar”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the American market provide efficient and effective health insurance like it does for car insurance?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed! Bestof’d.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the American market provide efficient and effective health insurance like it does for car insurance?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. Bestof’d.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it a common insult for someone to say they slept with your mom?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup. Kudos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When will the floss stop hurting⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Listen to this guy/girll OP.

  Your dentist will almost certainly recommend:

  -Getting an electric toothbrush, READING THE INSTRUCTIONS, and using at least twice daily.

  -Simultaneously, getting a water-pik or similar (they make travel ones too) and using it twice a day. (Tastier if you fill it with mouthwash).

  Or shell out ~$10k or more (in the US) later for ignoring this advice, like I will in April, for gum restoration procedures.

  Plus nobody will tell you you have eye-watering bad breath, but they will certainly hold it against you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You may want to sit down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a couple of crazy cut-ups!