Is this from a Tim Robinson skit? I swear I’ve heard of this stew before…
Parenting advice
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oyo@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 hours ago
Maybe some kind of stew that inhibits sight for 24 hours?
TachyonTele@piefed.social 13 hours ago
I’m thinking some sort of hot meal, that then blocks her vision
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
I had this idea of serving her a stew that severely impeded her vision for a day or so
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
just take any stew … and add a tablespoon of real Japanese wasabi
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 7 hours ago
Or perhaps some kind of stew that that nullifies ocular senses?
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Or maybe a stew that induces visual deprivation for a time period of 1 full rotation of the earth relative to the sun?
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 5 hours ago
Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? “You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you’ll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I’m not gonna tell you for how long!” And in the schools, stories go around like “Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!”???
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Posting about Windows on Lemmy only to get “switch to Linux” in the comments:
Rooty@lemmy.world 26 minutes ago
That sounds like good advice, you should take it.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 21 minutes ago
posting on lemmy that im switching from linux to windows
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
I’m certain you could fix this issue by switching to Linux.
ignotum@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Can confirm, i used to have that same exact issue but it went away when i switched to linux
I use arch btw
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 5 hours ago
They wouldn’t be suggesting it if you used Linux
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
I’ve been probably saying that for longer than you have been alive
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 12 hours ago
I’m a single father so I don’t have the “maternal” instinct but I do have a voluminous mane of blonde hair as pictured.
Blade9732@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Did I just find Bret Michaels Lemmy account?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I don’t see what one-day blinding stew has to do with hair biting. But, I’ll look into it.
glitch1985@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Common punishment since it doesn’t cause any permanent damage and makes the child realize how fortunate they are.
BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
This poor man probably thought he was really onto something by making that flyer. Now he is gonna feed his daughter blinding soup.
bampop@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Alright but where’s the recipe?
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 43 minutes ago
Rooster326@programming.dev 1 hour ago
Calling All Dads…
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
1 Day Blinding Stew is a great album name
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Blinding Stew must be a 90s grunge band, surely?
Chronographs@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
Bowling for Blinding Soup 1 Day Blind
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I once ate a nice chili which robbed me of my vision for an entire day.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 13 hours ago
I read this in lemongrab’s voice unfortunately
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 11 hours ago
No no that’s much better.
protist@mander.xyz 12 hours ago
I’m going to go out on a limb and say none of those clearly printed suggestions were written on that extremely course wooden telephone pole
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 20 minutes ago
Next thing you’re gonna tell me that one day blinding stew doesn’t exist either…
Ersatz86@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Of coarse not
velindora@lemmy.cafe 12 hours ago
Knot a chance