ilovededyoupiggy

@ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So the tariffs list, then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely wasn't late to work making this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d be fine with any of the Crayola ones except #7.

  #7 can be used for drawing on Easter eggs before you dye them, but that’s a once a year for three minutes kinda deal, definitely not committing to “until it runs out” for that one.

  Any crayons that aren’t Crayola are straight trash. Miss me with that Rose Art and restaurant kids menu crayon crap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure I’ve ever seen #5 with the clip still intact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50 ways to eat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have this book. Wife got it for me as a stocking stuffer or something, I think.

  Throughout the book, in all the recipes, ingredients lists, etc., nearly all references to the word “chicken” have been replaced with “cock.”

  Some sections/chapters include:

  • Choking the Chicken
  • How to Stroke Your Cock
  • Cock of Ages

  There’s also a companion book, Honeylingus: 50 Healthy Honey Recipes that Will Leave You Begging for More.

  You know, for the ladies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  nicole## @ two different instances. I don’t remember the numbers nor the instances. Interestingly, I blocked both users, but they don’t show up in my blocked users list in Boost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The two I got, the photo looks the same. Not the one with the top of the little bubbler bong visible, the other one, just looking all bored. Looking down, I guess, though since I blocked the users I can’t actually see them anymore now to confirm. They did have the “Dad lost his job, plz send $$$ to this BTC address” bit in them, which appears to be new in the last day or two. So I guess it depends on how you define “scam.” Doesn’t look like a Nigerian 419 or phishing or the like necessarily, but she’s definitely gone straight to just outright asking for money in the PM.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that didn’t take long. “She” must be watching this thread. Got two in the last hour. Exactly like all the others I’ve seen, though I didn’t analyze all the ridiculous filter-avoiding spaces. Maybe “unique” from that angle, but certainly not “rare.” Blocked the users, reported the spam, and just as soon as Lemmy supports deleting PMs I’ll do that too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I genuinely have no idea what a rare Nicole even is because they’re all the exact same fucking thing. Oh look, here’s what her message looks like in Boost. Hey, here’s what her message looks like in Voyager. Hey have you seen what her message looks like in whatever that one that’s supposed to look like Old Reddit because fuck u/spez but we can still pine for the good old days?

  But hey, sure. You know what? If I get a “rare Nicole” - and my assumption here is, like, she comes out as a furry, or sends indisputable proof of the true identity of DB Cooper, then yeah. Sure. I’ll post it.

  At least it would be OC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude, for real. We get it. You got a spammy DM from a “girl”. Do we really need two or three different communities dedicated to everyone posting the same fucking screenshot over and over?!

  (“She” hasn’t DM’d me yet, but I can assure you that if she ever does, I will not be posting a screenshot of it anywhere. It will be summarily buhleeted and that will be the end of that.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they limit to 2 per transaction (been awhile since I’ve been to a ballgame), but that definitely wouldn’t stop you from handing those to your wife and going to the next stall over and buying two more, or coming back for more after the next inning.

  As another commenter said, in baseball they usually stop all alcohol sales after the 7th inning. I’d guess they do similar with other sports. I can see that being enough time to be largely ok to drive (especially by the time you hoof it down to your car and make it out of the parking lot) assuming you only had 2-3 over the course of the whole game. If you’d been dropping a beer per inning, probably less so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  One beer will give you like 0.05%*

  Maybe if you shotgun it on an empty stomach or something.

  With the weight of the average American, and the abv of the average American Miller Lite, one beer ain’t gonna get you anywhere near .05.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I came across the boldest, most unfiltered military guy there.

  Yeah, that ought to do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify Premium "Ad Free" plan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the thing that randomly switched from my desktop to my phone in the middle of a song a dozen or so times yesterday for no apparent reason and with no interaction from me on either device? Yeah, uhh, I would very much like to find an app that doesn’t do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will take no arguments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, fine, Graphite iMac G3 is perfection of form over function. That better?

  Never actually had one, always wanted one. I did use the hockey puck mouse at school, and agree that it was fucking terrible. Can’t really speak to the esd issues from the CRT, didn’t use it often/long enough for that to affect me, though I can certainly see how it could have been a problem. Most computers are some level of space heaters, as far as that goes, especially if you’ve got a decent GPU, so I’m not sure I’d really knock it too much for that unless it was just really super egregious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will take no arguments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Graphite iMac G3 is perfection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That seems like a really quick way for your most favorite foods to become your least favorite foods.

  I mean, I guess that’s what chewing does anyway, but I still feel like that’s one particular middleman I wouldn’t want to cut out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome to my lair⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Could certainly be different here because chandelier, but my full size lava lamp uses a little 25w appliance bulb, so six of them shouldn’t be more than 150w total.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A totally normal figure of cancer signaling pathways⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything reminds me of HER2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking pigeons⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen baby doves, which look pretty damn close to pigeons, and I can assure you that they are quite hideous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is outside our unrealistically optimistic visitor’s center.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey Terredists! Terredise this!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Howling retriever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because this is a Wendy’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Path of Exile II Queue Warning Issued as 1 Million Early Access Redemptions Are Hit - Insider Gaming⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My friend finally convinced me to try PoE. I generally like it, but it seems… Unpolished? I dunno. Kinda stuttery. Too much going on. It’s like they’ve just accepted and (mostly) implemented every single feature request they ever got without necessarily thinking about how it should work with all the other stuff. Not really a fan of the item/jewel/currency system or the skill tree. Like, I just want to play the game and kill monsters and make things go boom, this is too much work and planning.

  I do love the carnage, though… When my level 5 or 6 fighter guy swung a regular white text sword for a regular non skill attack and it took out like 5 zombies at once, that was really nice. Never did that in Diablo.

  That’s my highly unscientific opinion after playing for about a week. Sounds like 2 is going to clean up and address some of my complaints, so I’m looking forward to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dececmber? Is that before or after Smarch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meal prep⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you close the door and start it if you only put the food in halfway?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA Rocket Engine Fireplace - 8 Hours in 4K⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I normally use the Nick Offerman Fireplace one, but I may have to start adding this into the rotation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf Cambrian⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok but now we have taxes and seasonal depression, so, like, who really won that game?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MUSSTTTARRRRRRD⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Worship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They didn’t keep them inside the car at all times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Het!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it still fit in the square hole?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro 😭😭⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he expected the fans to have mercy on him.