Definitely wasn't late to work making this
Submitted 2 months ago by moakley@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
superkret@feddit.org 2 months ago
But red ones go faster!
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
Purple iz neaky kause ya neva seen a purple ork.
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Number 6 always felt like a betrayal when you realized it wasn’t black.
moakley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait until you realize that number 8 is actually teal blue! Gotcha!
The lesson here is not to peel off the labels.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I can’t only have one colour. I can have #4 and have two. 🤓
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
Fun fact: if you want something to taste delicious, you go for blue. Blue food doesn’t exist in nature, so it is designed to taste delicious.
So #5.
Amanduh@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Blueberries
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
I thought so too, until I saw the truth.
A waxy covering coats some blue-colored fruits — such as blueberries, dark grapes and certain plums. This wax contains a host of tiny structures, each less than a thousandth the thickness of a piece of paper. Such nanostructures scatter blue and ultraviolet (UV) light. To our eyes, that makes these fruits look blue. Birds — which can see UV light — probably see such delicious snacks as bluey-UV.
But if you rub off the outer layer of wax, a blueberry no longer looks blue — or red. Instead, it’s completely dark, Rox Middleton says. Middleton is a physicist who works at the University of Bristol in England and at Dresden University of Technology in Germany. Structures in the fruits’ waxy outer layers create blue hues that are faux, her team now shows.
snexplores.org/…/why-blueberries-blue-crystal-pig…
Sadly, when you blend blueberries in a smoothie it turns your smoothie purple.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I gotta go with 8. For reasons.
RagnvaldG@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We all know the reasons you chose the BBC.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
…big black crayon…
Take your fucking upvote and *get out *
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They’re very reputable. Sometimes biased to one side, but most are to one direction or another, at least a bit. Works just fine though.
tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
#1 since it’s the shortest and the meme clearly says that I’m restricted to one crayon until mine runs out
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Going to come back later and argue with anyone who chooses 7
los_chill@programming.dev 2 months ago
White crayon is a secret weapon when doing watercolor. Lets you mask areas you want to leave without paint. So that’s my choice.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh neato! I thought that one was for when you had black paper. I do remember using plain wax crayons on easter eggs though.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Colouring outside the lines with this one, but I ain’t mad at it
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Why do you hate colored construction paper?
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because that shit is for
PAPER AIRPLANES
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 2 months ago
isn’t 8 one of those old dock worker crayons from the early 1900s that was toxic? why’d you give your toddler that?
herrvogel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So that the toddler can enter the workforce and start pulling itself up by the bootstraps as soon as possible. The lithium mines need more bodies.
takeda@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Can you provide more detail about it? Or links to articles. I have problem finding details as I don’t know what to search for.
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
They also make their toddler drink exclusively from a garden hose.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The #big black one
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
3
That mother fucker is metallic af
iii@mander.xyz 2 months ago
8
BearGun@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
easy 4, two different colors AND they’re two of the best ones.
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’d be fine with any of the Crayola ones except #7.
#7 can be used for drawing on Easter eggs before you dye them, but that’s a once a year for three minutes kinda deal, definitely not committing to “until it runs out” for that one.
Any crayons that aren’t Crayola are straight trash. Miss me with that Rose Art and restaurant kids menu crayon crap.
kalithorn@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’m feeling #6
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Same. Purple is a great color (grape flavored) and it’s the smallest so I’ll be done sooner
bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
2
Evotech@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m gonna take them all what are you going to do about it
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
#3
Can’t beat confetti
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
2
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But they haven’t had a chance to taste the rest of them yet
astromonkey9@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are we sure 8 isn’t a candle?
moakley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can color with a candle.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
- It’s the best to grip.
sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
My dumb ass was searching for the one that’ll have the longest lifespan and I kept thinking how would he know beforehand.
Overspark@feddit.nl 2 months ago
4 looks like a wild ride
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Red and green is the way to go. You’re great at christmas, you can draw 2/3rds of the bell peppers, and (I presume) you get a discount on baby back, baby back ribs.
Kingofthezyx@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Um. 2/3 of the bell peppers? There are yellow, orange, and purple bell peppers too. Do your bell pepper research. Amateur.
moakley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
True, but it’s a restaurant crayon, so it’s a little scratchy.
Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Also seems the most useful cause you get two colors for the price of one.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Mr. Chili’s Wild Ride