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• Overspark@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  4 looks like a wild ride

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Red and green is the way to go. You’re great at christmas, you can draw 2/3rds of the bell peppers, and (I presume) you get a discount on baby back, baby back ribs.

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    • Kingofthezyx@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Um. 2/3 of the bell peppers? There are yellow, orange, and purple bell peppers too. Do your bell pepper research. Amateur.

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  • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    True, but it’s a restaurant crayon, so it’s a little scratchy.

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  • Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Also seems the most useful cause you get two colors for the price of one.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mr. Chili’s Wild Ride

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• jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The red one 💯

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But red ones go faster!

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Purple iz neaky kause ya neva seen a purple ork.

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Number 6 always felt like a betrayal when you realized it wasn’t black.

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  • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wait until you realize that number 8 is actually teal blue! Gotcha!

    The lesson here is not to peel off the labels.

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• dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can’t only have one colour. I can have #4 and have two. 🤓

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fun fact: if you want something to taste delicious, you go for blue. Blue food doesn’t exist in nature, so it is designed to taste delicious.

  So #5.

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  • Amanduh@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Blueberries

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I thought so too, until I saw the truth.

      A waxy covering coats some blue-colored fruits — such as blueberries, dark grapes and certain plums. This wax contains a host of tiny structures, each less than a thousandth the thickness of a piece of paper. Such nanostructures scatter blue and ultraviolet (UV) light. To our eyes, that makes these fruits look blue. Birds — which can see UV light — probably see such delicious snacks as bluey-UV.

      But if you rub off the outer layer of wax, a blueberry no longer looks blue — or red. Instead, it’s completely dark, Rox Middleton says. Middleton is a physicist who works at the University of Bristol in England and at Dresden University of Technology in Germany. Structures in the fruits’ waxy outer layers create blue hues that are faux, her team now shows.

      snexplores.org/…/why-blueberries-blue-crystal-pig…

      Sadly, when you blend blueberries in a smoothie it turns your smoothie purple.

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I gotta go with 8. For reasons.

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  • RagnvaldG@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We all know the reasons you chose the BBC.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      …big black crayon…

      Take your fucking upvote and *get out *

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    • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They’re very reputable. Sometimes biased to one side, but most are to one direction or another, at least a bit. Works just fine though.

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• tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  #1 since it’s the shortest and the meme clearly says that I’m restricted to one crayon until mine runs out

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Going to come back later and argue with anyone who chooses 7

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  • los_chill@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    White crayon is a secret weapon when doing watercolor. Lets you mask areas you want to leave without paint. So that’s my choice.

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh neato! I thought that one was for when you had black paper. I do remember using plain wax crayons on easter eggs though.

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Colouring outside the lines with this one, but I ain’t mad at it

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why do you hate colored construction paper?

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Because that shit is for

      PAPER AIRPLANES

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• Battle_Masker@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  isn’t 8 one of those old dock worker crayons from the early 1900s that was toxic? why’d you give your toddler that?

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  • herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So that the toddler can enter the workforce and start pulling itself up by the bootstraps as soon as possible. The lithium mines need more bodies.

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  • takeda@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can you provide more detail about it? Or links to articles. I have problem finding details as I don’t know what to search for.

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    • Battle_Masker@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      okay looking for stuff to verify this was not only unreasonably difficult, but when I found this I get to thinking I might’ve been thinking of grease pencils this whole time. Also I did find something about crayons made before 1970 having lead, but what DIDN"T have lead back then?

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They also make their toddler drink exclusively from a garden hose.

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• thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The #big black one

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  3

  That mother fucker is metallic af

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• iii@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  8

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• ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d be fine with any of the Crayola ones except #7.

  #7 can be used for drawing on Easter eggs before you dye them, but that’s a once a year for three minutes kinda deal, definitely not committing to “until it runs out” for that one.

  Any crayons that aren’t Crayola are straight trash. Miss me with that Rose Art and restaurant kids menu crayon crap.

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• BearGun@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  easy 4, two different colors AND they’re two of the best ones.

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• kalithorn@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m feeling #6

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Same. Purple is a great color (grape flavored) and it’s the smallest so I’ll be done sooner

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• prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But they haven’t had a chance to taste the rest of them yet

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• i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  2. It’s the best to grip.

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• Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m gonna take them all what are you going to do about it

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• KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  #3

  Can’t beat confetti

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• bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  2

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  2

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• astromonkey9@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are we sure 8 isn’t a candle?

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  • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can color with a candle.

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• sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My dumb ass was searching for the one that’ll have the longest lifespan and I kept thinking how would he know beforehand.

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