Definitely wasn't late to work making this
Submitted 1 month ago by moakley@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
superkret@feddit.org 1 month ago
But red ones go faster!
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
Purple iz neaky kause ya neva seen a purple ork.
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Number 6 always felt like a betrayal when you realized it wasn’t black.
moakley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait until you realize that number 8 is actually teal blue! Gotcha!
The lesson here is not to peel off the labels.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I can’t only have one colour. I can have #4 and have two. 🤓
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
Fun fact: if you want something to taste delicious, you go for blue. Blue food doesn’t exist in nature, so it is designed to taste delicious.
So #5.
Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Blueberries
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
I thought so too, until I saw the truth.
A waxy covering coats some blue-colored fruits — such as blueberries, dark grapes and certain plums. This wax contains a host of tiny structures, each less than a thousandth the thickness of a piece of paper. Such nanostructures scatter blue and ultraviolet (UV) light. To our eyes, that makes these fruits look blue. Birds — which can see UV light — probably see such delicious snacks as bluey-UV.
But if you rub off the outer layer of wax, a blueberry no longer looks blue — or red. Instead, it’s completely dark, Rox Middleton says. Middleton is a physicist who works at the University of Bristol in England and at Dresden University of Technology in Germany. Structures in the fruits’ waxy outer layers create blue hues that are faux, her team now shows.
snexplores.org/…/why-blueberries-blue-crystal-pig…
Sadly, when you blend blueberries in a smoothie it turns your smoothie purple.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I gotta go with 8. For reasons.
RagnvaldG@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We all know the reasons you chose the BBC.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
…big black crayon…
Take your fucking upvote and *get out *
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They’re very reputable. Sometimes biased to one side, but most are to one direction or another, at least a bit. Works just fine though.
tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
#1 since it’s the shortest and the meme clearly says that I’m restricted to one crayon until mine runs out
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Going to come back later and argue with anyone who chooses 7
los_chill@programming.dev 1 month ago
White crayon is a secret weapon when doing watercolor. Lets you mask areas you want to leave without paint. So that’s my choice.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh neato! I thought that one was for when you had black paper. I do remember using plain wax crayons on easter eggs though.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Colouring outside the lines with this one, but I ain’t mad at it
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Why do you hate colored construction paper?
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Because that shit is for
PAPER AIRPLANES
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 1 month ago
isn’t 8 one of those old dock worker crayons from the early 1900s that was toxic? why’d you give your toddler that?
herrvogel@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So that the toddler can enter the workforce and start pulling itself up by the bootstraps as soon as possible. The lithium mines need more bodies.
takeda@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Can you provide more detail about it? Or links to articles. I have problem finding details as I don’t know what to search for.
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
They also make their toddler drink exclusively from a garden hose.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The #big black one
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 month ago
3
That mother fucker is metallic af
iii@mander.xyz 1 month ago
8
BearGun@ttrpg.network 1 month ago
easy 4, two different colors AND they’re two of the best ones.
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’d be fine with any of the Crayola ones except #7.
#7 can be used for drawing on Easter eggs before you dye them, but that’s a once a year for three minutes kinda deal, definitely not committing to “until it runs out” for that one.
Any crayons that aren’t Crayola are straight trash. Miss me with that Rose Art and restaurant kids menu crayon crap.
kalithorn@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’m feeling #6
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Same. Purple is a great color (grape flavored) and it’s the smallest so I’ll be done sooner
bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
2
Evotech@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m gonna take them all what are you going to do about it
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
#3
Can’t beat confetti
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
2
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
But they haven’t had a chance to taste the rest of them yet
astromonkey9@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are we sure 8 isn’t a candle?
moakley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can color with a candle.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
- It’s the best to grip.
sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
My dumb ass was searching for the one that’ll have the longest lifespan and I kept thinking how would he know beforehand.
Overspark@feddit.nl 1 month ago
4 looks like a wild ride
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Red and green is the way to go. You’re great at christmas, you can draw 2/3rds of the bell peppers, and (I presume) you get a discount on baby back, baby back ribs.
Kingofthezyx@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Um. 2/3 of the bell peppers? There are yellow, orange, and purple bell peppers too. Do your bell pepper research. Amateur.
moakley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
True, but it’s a restaurant crayon, so it’s a little scratchy.
Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Also seems the most useful cause you get two colors for the price of one.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Mr. Chili’s Wild Ride