moakley
@moakley@lemmy.world
- Comment on Buzz off 1 week ago:
This is likely the best thing I will read today.
- Comment on Flipper!! 2 weeks ago:
I like to go the extra mile. I uncensor shit emphatically.
A censored “shit” in a post about Star Trek? “SHIT” in big Star Trek font.
“Cunt” in a post about the UK? Enjoy your “CUNT” dressed in a union jack.
The censored word is “cock”? Here’s “COCK” in flesh tones with bulging purple veins on it.
Fucking lean into it.
- Comment on Marvel’s Wolverine - Extended Gameplay Trailer | PS5 Games 2 weeks ago:
Well now that’s a lot more blood than in the Spider-Man games.
- Comment on Music just isn't good anymore 2 weeks ago:
Oh shit. That explains it for me too then.
- Comment on What’s your favorite video game that most people didn’t like ?? 2 weeks ago:
Anthem is a goddamn masterpiece, and I will die on this hill. The graphics, the combat, and the traversal were all AAA quality. There just wasn’t enough fodder for the internet hate machine that month, so Anthem got tossed into it for some reason.
- Comment on Robbed 3 weeks ago:
Yo.
- Comment on Robbed 3 weeks ago:
Yes, that is a new fetish alright. Never heard of anyone into that before.
- Comment on As adults, do you still watch kids’ cartoons, either old or new? 3 weeks ago:
I have kids, so yes, I watch kids’ cartoons. Today it was DuckTales.
Without kids, I probably wouldn’t watch any tv except what my wife wants to watch. I’d always rather be playing a video game.
- Comment on PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates 3 weeks ago:
I’ve bought a PC before, so I know that you’re not being honest. Whether or not that’s on purpose, I’m not sure.
- Comment on PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates 3 weeks ago:
Uh huh. And it takes fifteen minutes to caramelize onions.
- Comment on PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates 3 weeks ago:
Isearched that phrase just for fun, and it turns out a budget PC is $800?
I’m not interested in discussing all the reasons PCs aren’t a good fit for me. I just don’t like when PC snobs act like it’s the right fit for everyone. You’re obviously the “invested” one here.
- Comment on PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates 4 weeks ago:
First of all, pointing vaguely at the internet and saying there are websites is supremely unhelpful.
Second, why would I need a solution when I can just buy a console and not have that problem in the first place?
- Comment on PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates 4 weeks ago:
Buy a PC? Ok, let me just go to the PC store and say, “One PC, please.” It’s that simple, right? I don’t have to do hours of research to understand what the components are and then even more research to understand which ones are best?
Be serious.
- Comment on PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates 4 weeks ago:
It’s not laziness; it’s time. I’ve got three kids and a full time job. If I sit down to play a game and I’m spending that time fiddling with drivers or trying to figure out why the video isn’t displaying on my tv, then I don’t get to play a game.
I swear, PC snobs are worse than recipe writers about underestimating prep time.
- Comment on PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates 4 weeks ago:
Because my hobby is gaming. I don’t have time to take on the additional hobby of fiddling with a PC.
Also, PC prices have gone up too, haven’t they?
- Comment on ???? 4 weeks ago:
baby mice
- Comment on Caption this. 4 weeks ago:
“Straighten up and fly right!”
- Comment on Tattoo 5 weeks ago:
My daughter is learning to write and gets about half her numbers backwards. After I’ve corrected her on a 2, a 3, and a 7, I’ll look at a six and genuinely not know which way it’s supposed to face.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
I would also like to sign up for this alert.
- Comment on Anon listens to British music 1 month ago:
Depends on the country. Bunny ears have historically also been the horns of the cuckold.
- Comment on Correct 1 month ago:
I’d have called them Melonments.
- Comment on Mermaid 1 month ago:
What about a scorpion?
- Comment on Fallout: New Vegas dev says don't expect a remaster, argues Bethesda doesn't have the source code or 'the engineering knowhow' 1 month ago:
I actually talked to all of the players, and they all agreed with the reviewers. They said NV is actually a little overrated. 🤷
- Comment on Fallout: New Vegas dev says don't expect a remaster, argues Bethesda doesn't have the source code or 'the engineering knowhow' 1 month ago:
Metacritic says 3 and 4 were both better reviewed than NV. Took me like ten seconds to look it up.
- Comment on Fallout: New Vegas dev says don't expect a remaster, argues Bethesda doesn't have the source code or 'the engineering knowhow' 1 month ago:
Doesn’t sound like they’ll necessarily be honest about the situation either then.
- Comment on Top-selling video games ever (2025) 1 month ago:
It’s almost more of a system than a game, like you can play many games within it.
I used to just jump into a survival world and start exploring. Now I’ve got a persistent world I’ve had for like eight years. Sometimes I’m still discovering new areas, but other times I’m rediscovering stuff that I (or my friend who plays in the same world) built long ago. Occasionally I’ll take on some huge impressive project. The rail system in my world is unreasonably built out.
- Comment on ShitpostID: 281172951 1 month ago:
The antisemites must be thrilled that this specific individual is giving them license to dust off their old racist caricatures.
- Comment on Top-selling video games ever (2025) 1 month ago:
Tetris was bundled with the original Game Boy. It’d still be in first though.
- Comment on Top-selling video games ever (2025) 1 month ago:
Why would anyone not like it? Minecraft is great.
- Comment on Amazon started hiding ratings for some products 1 month ago:
Best Buy is great. They have this thing called a “store”, which I guess is what they use to store all the products? Anyway, you can just drive there and they ship the product directly into your hands! It’s crazy. I hope it catches on.