ShaggySnacks

@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #241 Sins and Virtues⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I for one will be yelling at the screen and throwing my popcorn when that happens. For I have been enjoying this arc in my fleeting existence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a matter of time before it's reality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This dystopian hell hole is already here. I present the Sloped Toilet to prevent workers from getting a few extra minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Florida Congressman: "The UK decision to sanction Israeli companies is outrageous. There will be consequences. UK businesses will be targeted. We will be fine. That tiny little island will not"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Florida has the mythical Florida Man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Florida Congressman: "The UK decision to sanction Israeli companies is outrageous. There will be consequences. UK businesses will be targeted. We will be fine. That tiny little island will not"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “The law in the state of Florida is that if you boycott Israel, we boycott you,” Fine stated. “It is the law of Florida, and it will be enforced. It will destroy the British economy because Florida is not the only place that passed that law.” … When asked about critics who suggest that a trade war with the UK could harm Florida’s own economy, Fine remained undeterred, citing the sheer scale of the American state-level economies. … “I think they’re wrong,” Fine said. “The economies of Florida and Texas combined are larger than the economy of the UK. We will be fine. That tiny little island will not.”

  Buddy, your state and country is getting rocked by the Canadian Boycott. A country that is a fraction of the size of the US. The boycott is causing President Trumpty to have a hissy fit.

  Randy Fine is truly delusional.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want to go deep into the earth and be not disturbed by mortal men⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, everything was going for Lavos until those meddling kids figured out time travel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuckin CEO's and billionaires gotta go⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He acknowledges that he is asking a great deal of employees, but says he does not want to take anything away from anyone.

  Some of you will die however that is the risk that I prepared to take.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨White House Launches Arcade.Gov, a Minigame Site Where You Catch Immigrants, Build a Tetris Border Wall, and 'Fill Your Kids' Trump Accounts' With Bitcoin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only moral child rapist is my team’s child rapist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Park benches don't "open" until 10am⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hey, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today I have a Masterlock…and it’s already open.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Test your might⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Forget the laundry gauntlet (mixing color with whites). It’s now time for the kitchen gauntlet!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grifting the movie studios. A grift that I can get behind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would agree with this statement.

  Adam Sandler can act really act in dramatic roles (Punch-Drunk-Love, Reign over Me, Uncut Gems, etc)

  When Sandler produces a comedy, yeah; it tends to be bad. When Sandler is just the actor, it’s a different story.

  Props to Sandler to realizing that movie studios will pay him money to go on location to shoot movies and hire his friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"No precedent in American history!" NYT would have defended child labor.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have investments in the orphan-crushing-machine industry! We can’t regulate it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes cooking⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing is sexier than an adult who can take care of them self. It’s a low bar however it’s damn good standard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Was your girlfriend’s name Jane and she was from Toronto?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but do you hate Linux and Star Trek? That’s true minority on Lemmy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder how many people are going to boycott Steam?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always bring an Emma⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the hot tub do double duty as a time machine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drowning in grid scale batteries⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Women for scale

  Anything but metric.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ThE cOnStItUtIoN wIlL sToP pReSiDeNt LuMpTy TrUmPtY.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karoline Leavitt. She says she wear a cross because she is a good christian.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are a monster. I love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karoline Leavitt. She says she wear a cross because she is a good christian.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uncomfortably warm. Never knowing if the toilet was just used or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On fire⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When it comes to grifting, Lumpty Trumpy always has a plan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On fire⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The thought bubble should have said “I am going to collect on the insurance”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All workers deserve the same Paid Time Off deal as Mitch.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A really good idea to build upon this is to set the amount of paid time off to same amount of time to who over has the most absentism in Congress.

  Your local representative hasn’t shown up to vote in four months. Now, everyone in America gets four months of paid time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I don't answer questions"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Officer pulls out their gun BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

  Officer: Suspect is down. Suspect had a gun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games with singleplayer campaigns that let me fight/kill nazis?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There is the Company of Heroes games and the Commandos series.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cow is more likely to kill you than a shark⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I live by a bunch of nuclear plants. One day, I got a text alert from the government saying something was going on at one of the nuclear plants. I decided I was probably already going to die and the went back to watching porn on the toilet. I will have my dream of being an environmental telling skeleton.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  However, on second thought, can a Flock camera run DOOM?

  Hey DOOM Nerds, here’s a challenge for you! The best part is Flock cameras are everywhere and easy to get!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the map lead to some National Treasure?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dr. Mario is a pill pusher.