ShaggySnacks
@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
- Comment on Yarr 1 week ago:
Sweet, early retirement!
- Comment on PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE 1 week ago:
This reminds me of an old Insanity Wolf meme.
ALMOST HIT SOMEONE DRIVING, BETTER TWEET ABOUT IT
- Comment on Perfection 1 week ago:
We need to bring back the fancy art borders and drawings into books. I’m tired of reading like an adult.
- Comment on There's a trick to it... 2 weeks ago:
Yes Inquistor. This one right here. This believes that we shouldn’t die for the Emperior.
- Comment on Twinkle twinkle little star 2 weeks ago:
Completely off topic, I have a Soulbound character that is an Ogor who wears a ballroom gown because he bounced a fancy party. He took a shin to the all the fancy dresses.
I also had someone at the table play a Tortle in DnD with a bedazzled shell.
- Comment on Twinkle twinkle little star 2 weeks ago:
I have a shiny scale that goes from 0 to 10. 0 is dull, 5 is magpies are actively interested, and 10 is anyone who stares it is irreversibly blind.
- Comment on Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles 2 weeks ago:
A Chinese meal.
- Comment on A hypothesis 2 weeks ago:
It leads the kid to Arch. I hope you prepared to always hear “I use Arch, btw.”
- Comment on I hear he's homeless too. 3 weeks ago:
Andrew is still a prince; he’s the Prince of the Nonces.
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 3 weeks ago:
“Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor.”
The Epstein and co pick up line.
- Comment on Easy choice 3 weeks ago:
Nothing beats the smell like gasoline in the morning.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 weeks ago:
John can’t even pull the trigger when Garfield has embraced his true eldritch horror.
Fucking weak John.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 weeks ago:
lead paint…1980s
Oh, those silly 80s. Slapping lead onto and into everything.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 weeks ago:
Nermal is the true pwoer behind the throne.
President Garfield!? More like President Nermal.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 weeks ago:
John just needs to man up and take out Garfield. Odie is too dumb to do it.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 weeks ago:
My favorite is Hourly Pornhubbed Heathcliff.
- Comment on true love is rare 4 weeks ago:
My head cannon is that is heroin needles. The OP was just lost when posting the comic or c/science_memes really loves their heroin.
- Comment on a sight to behold 4 weeks ago:
That must be the best shit ever.
- Comment on Woman 4 weeks ago:
Fairly sure someone needs to identify as a women to be considered a women.
- Comment on Richmond Council U-turn on £150 fine for coffee poured in drain 4 weeks ago:
She was stopped by three enforcement officers at the bus stop near Richmond station and given a fine under Section 33 of the Environmental Protection Act 1990, which makes it an offence to deposit or dispose of waste in a way likely to pollute land or water, including pouring liquids into street drains.
I wonder what the stats are for companies who break the law?
- Comment on Great business idea, tbh 4 weeks ago:
Basically they do shit that is straight up illegal in most western countries.
May I introduce you to the Reassignment center.
A reassignment center (also known as a rubber room) is a type of holding facility administered by the New York City Department of Education for teachers accused of misconduct while awaiting resolution of their misconduct cases.[1][2] As of 2007, the city had thirteen reassignment centers.[3] The teachers are not required to do anything, and they may be assigned to the center for months or years.[citation needed]
Three Department of Education employees speaking to the UFT’s “New York Teacher” confirmed teachers’ allegations that Fordham High School for the Arts Principal Iris Blige filed allegations against the school’s UFT chapter leader, to place her in a reassignment center, in order to intimidate her and to set an example to the school’s staff.
Since the teacher has been accused of misconduct. The Deptartment can hide behind that fact to argue against dismissal.
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 5 weeks ago:
“What size is in your pants?”
“A 9mm caliber pistol.”
- Comment on Close your fuckin eyes 5 weeks ago:
This reminds of me the time that I went out partying with some random people while I was backpacking. We all went back to the hotel room. The next thing I remember was waking up in a bathtub fill of ice and a little sore where my kidneys are.
Good times, 10/10 experience.
- Comment on Trump Classifies “Anti-Capitalism” as a Political Pre-Crime 1 month ago:
Hate ages you however sadly it doesn’t lead to an early death.
- Comment on When you say you don't like linux on Lemmy 1 month ago:
I use a magical orb that I gaze into.
- Beans, beans, the marvelous fruit. The more you eat the more you toot but you probably shouldn't do that next to a building's incinerator shaftwww.cbsnews.com ↗Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 1 comment
- Comment on "Valve must stop making excuses": Steam under fire for "significant price disparity for PC games," causing regional pricing that's "often 20% to 30% higher than the dollar equivalent" 1 month ago:
Remember when people said that since Steam is privately held and the largest distribution platform.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 month ago:
It would be such an ego booster watching people bid higher and higher on you. On the flip side you could end up the Reject section.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 month ago:
It looks like I’m going on a double date.
- Comment on it's true 1 month ago:
Could’ve had a Shrek meme.