ShaggySnacks

@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Park benches don't "open" until 10am⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hey, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today I have a Masterlock…and it’s already open.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Test your might⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Forget the laundry gauntlet (mixing color with whites). It’s now time for the kitchen gauntlet!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Grifting the movie studios. A grift that I can get behind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would agree with this statement.

  Adam Sandler can act really act in dramatic roles (Punch-Drunk-Love, Reign over Me, Uncut Gems, etc)

  When Sandler produces a comedy, yeah; it tends to be bad. When Sandler is just the actor, it’s a different story.

  Props to Sandler to realizing that movie studios will pay him money to go on location to shoot movies and hire his friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"No precedent in American history!" NYT would have defended child labor.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have investments in the orphan-crushing-machine industry! We can’t regulate it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes cooking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing is sexier than an adult who can take care of them self. It’s a low bar however it’s damn good standard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was your girlfriend’s name Jane and she was from Toronto?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but do you hate Linux and Star Trek? That’s true minority on Lemmy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder how many people are going to boycott Steam?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always bring an Emma⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the hot tub do double duty as a time machine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drowning in grid scale batteries⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Women for scale

  Anything but metric.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ThE cOnStItUtIoN wIlL sToP pReSiDeNt LuMpTy TrUmPtY.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karoline Leavitt. She says she wear a cross because she is a good christian.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are a monster. I love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karoline Leavitt. She says she wear a cross because she is a good christian.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uncomfortably warm. Never knowing if the toilet was just used or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On fire⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When it comes to grifting, Lumpty Trumpy always has a plan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On fire⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The thought bubble should have said “I am going to collect on the insurance”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All workers deserve the same Paid Time Off deal as Mitch.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A really good idea to build upon this is to set the amount of paid time off to same amount of time to who over has the most absentism in Congress.

  Your local representative hasn’t shown up to vote in four months. Now, everyone in America gets four months of paid time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I don't answer questions"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Officer pulls out their gun BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

  Officer: Suspect is down. Suspect had a gun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games with singleplayer campaigns that let me fight/kill nazis?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is the Company of Heroes games and the Commandos series.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cow is more likely to kill you than a shark⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I live by a bunch of nuclear plants. One day, I got a text alert from the government saying something was going on at one of the nuclear plants. I decided I was probably already going to die and the went back to watching porn on the toilet. I will have my dream of being an environmental telling skeleton.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  However, on second thought, can a Flock camera run DOOM?

  Hey DOOM Nerds, here’s a challenge for you! The best part is Flock cameras are everywhere and easy to get!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the map lead to some National Treasure?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dr. Mario is a pill pusher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can You Find Saddam Hussein?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The amount of joy that I have received from people trying to find Saddam is immeasurable.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Can't Stop Thinking About Majora's Mask⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was a really good read. I agree with the author, that the people around us all leave their masks with us. We also try to give people our masks.

  We all wear masks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was fluffy, soft, and robust⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bravo. We all know either your bowel movements or stool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are these peppers grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of Guatemalan insane asylum?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that's a real flex⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Goatsee has entered the chat

  I can do a lot with my asshole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want to eat peyote and talk to a coyote that sounds like Johnny Cash.