ShaggySnacks
@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 1 day ago:
“Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor.”
The Epstein and co pick up line.
- Comment on Easy choice 2 days ago:
Nothing beats the smell like gasoline in the morning.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 5 days ago:
John can’t even pull the trigger when Garfield has embraced his true eldritch horror.
Fucking weak John.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 5 days ago:
lead paint…1980s
Oh, those silly 80s. Slapping lead onto and into everything.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 5 days ago:
Nermal is the true pwoer behind the throne.
President Garfield!? More like President Nermal.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 5 days ago:
John just needs to man up and take out Garfield. Odie is too dumb to do it.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 5 days ago:
My favorite is Hourly Pornhubbed Heathcliff.
- Comment on true love is rare 6 days ago:
My head cannon is that is heroin needles. The OP was just lost when posting the comic or c/science_memes really loves their heroin.
- Comment on a sight to behold 1 week ago:
That must be the best shit ever.
- Comment on Woman 1 week ago:
Fairly sure someone needs to identify as a women to be considered a women.
- Comment on Richmond Council U-turn on £150 fine for coffee poured in drain 1 week ago:
She was stopped by three enforcement officers at the bus stop near Richmond station and given a fine under Section 33 of the Environmental Protection Act 1990, which makes it an offence to deposit or dispose of waste in a way likely to pollute land or water, including pouring liquids into street drains.
I wonder what the stats are for companies who break the law?
- Comment on Great business idea, tbh 1 week ago:
Basically they do shit that is straight up illegal in most western countries.
May I introduce you to the Reassignment center.
A reassignment center (also known as a rubber room) is a type of holding facility administered by the New York City Department of Education for teachers accused of misconduct while awaiting resolution of their misconduct cases.[1][2] As of 2007, the city had thirteen reassignment centers.[3] The teachers are not required to do anything, and they may be assigned to the center for months or years.[citation needed]
Three Department of Education employees speaking to the UFT’s “New York Teacher” confirmed teachers’ allegations that Fordham High School for the Arts Principal Iris Blige filed allegations against the school’s UFT chapter leader, to place her in a reassignment center, in order to intimidate her and to set an example to the school’s staff.
Since the teacher has been accused of misconduct. The Deptartment can hide behind that fact to argue against dismissal.
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 1 week ago:
“What size is in your pants?”
“A 9mm caliber pistol.”
- Comment on Close your fuckin eyes 2 weeks ago:
This reminds of me the time that I went out partying with some random people while I was backpacking. We all went back to the hotel room. The next thing I remember was waking up in a bathtub fill of ice and a little sore where my kidneys are.
Good times, 10/10 experience.
- Comment on Trump Classifies “Anti-Capitalism” as a Political Pre-Crime 3 weeks ago:
Hate ages you however sadly it doesn’t lead to an early death.
- Comment on When you say you don't like linux on Lemmy 3 weeks ago:
I use a magical orb that I gaze into.
- Beans, beans, the marvelous fruit. The more you eat the more you toot but you probably shouldn't do that next to a building's incinerator shaftwww.cbsnews.com ↗Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 1 comment
- Comment on "Valve must stop making excuses": Steam under fire for "significant price disparity for PC games," causing regional pricing that's "often 20% to 30% higher than the dollar equivalent" 3 weeks ago:
Remember when people said that since Steam is privately held and the largest distribution platform.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 3 weeks ago:
It would be such an ego booster watching people bid higher and higher on you. On the flip side you could end up the Reject section.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 3 weeks ago:
It looks like I’m going on a double date.
- Comment on it's true 3 weeks ago:
Could’ve had a Shrek meme.
- Comment on Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop 4 weeks ago:
I checked out Exodus. The lore behind the game looks fascinating however my concern is how the devs are going to handle time dilation and your choices.
If my character takes off for a decade, I expect some sort of noticeable change. Buildings a little grimier or nice and clean. Creating new models and maps to reflect the time dilation and the choices you make is going to add a lot of extra dev time.
- Comment on New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed 4 weeks ago:
Sadly, the people who deserve it (the Executives and shareholders) are going to walk away with a bunch of money. The workers will take the brunt of EA’s downfall.
- Comment on Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop 4 weeks ago:
For the first gif when Tom Cruise throws the football back and the people behind him fall back.
That’s when next song and dance starts. Top Gun is a musical right?
- Comment on Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop 4 weeks ago:
Gotta keep the bread and circuses going.
- Comment on Y'all hungry?! 4 weeks ago:
“Oh…you’re on food stamps. Get the fuck outta here. This food is only for those who know the VALUE of work. People like billionaires.”
- Comment on It's official: EA is going private. 4 weeks ago:
It’s the workers who pay the price for the greed of the CEOs, shareholders, and the new owners.
- Comment on Animal guessing game!!! 4 weeks ago:
It’s a zonkey.
- Comment on Lara Croft is a Sociopath 4 weeks ago:
“As I stumbled upon the dinosaurs in the lost valley. An army of trans women showed up and gunned down all the dinosaurs…….and several of the local villages……and looted all the precious historical artifacts that were destined for the British Museum.”
- Comment on Invest 🫘⤴️ 4 weeks ago:
Oh god. Lemmy Shitposting is leaking.