saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
- Comment on OK so which is it? 2 months ago:
Crocodiles: Oh YEAH?
- Comment on *fliiiinnnnnggg*. 2 months ago:
Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.
- Comment on I always hope for a horsey 2 months ago:
Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!
- Comment on The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss 2 months ago:
This is true. The other company can ask HR to consult the big book of grudges to determine if there are indeed grudges.
- Comment on Pull to enter, you say? 2 months ago:
I would just stand there looking lost just to see how many more signs could be put up.
- Comment on Japan can't seem to catch a break 2 months ago:
Why didn’t they just switch the dudes to kilts?!
- Comment on You mean it gets worse? 2 months ago:
Well look on the bright side…there’s probably a bright side!
- Comment on Running monkey 2 months ago:
Poor monkey is trying to catch his bus.
- Comment on There's nothing better than the 2 months ago:
Is it affordable or is it one of those “price upon request” things?
- Comment on Stop this tomfoolery at once 2 months ago:
- Comment on How to hold onto a subway pole 2 months ago:
Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.
- Comment on Your brain thinks... 2 months ago:
You know, it’s amazing how much you can learn in Lemmy.
- Comment on Do I look like a rock, motherfucker? Do I look like a fucking island? 2 months ago:
Like a bridge over MOTHERFUCKIN water, I will lay YOUR ASS down.
- Comment on Honey Badger hates silly meetings 2 months ago:
I prefer to do a fistfight over text.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 2 months ago:
Hey baby I brought home some dinner-
“Husband. Thy presence brings thoughts of philosophical questions.”
Alright. I’m just gonna eat this burrito though. - Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I once showed up 8 hours late for work. My boss wanted our team to have three eight hour shifts but he kept changing the start times and team members so much no one knew when anyone else was working unless they checked the schedule. When I showed up that day I realized I should have worked the previous shift, and another manager asked what I was still doing there. I picked up a clip board and told him I need to check some things. Basically I just stopped in front of various things, nodded slowly, then drew a picture. My boss saw me and said I was a shining example of what to do.
- Comment on Toilet Time 2 months ago:
Me to the picture: Forgive me lass. Imma drop a ten pounder in a five pound hole.
- Comment on As my southern inlaws used to say, "cut that light on". 2 months ago:
Drill sergeant: Everyone’s boobs better be at the position of attention!
- Comment on Good morning here is a terrible idea. 2 months ago:
I remember the call of the Hot Crossed Buns.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
Alas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
Ability to make cheese at will.
- Comment on Get your own 2 months ago:
I would love an overly vague preview of a series:
THIS SUMMER. A show some critics call “a television show” is coming back with a mysterious problem. A new protagonist will appear, or is he an antagonist? Set in the lovely landscape of a place that is pretty nice, and music that was definitely recorded, we follow the characters who are certainly up to something. - Comment on Served cold 2 months ago:
Dentist: You eating at least 3 hotdogs a day?
Me: Uhhh…yeah.
Dentist: Lies. - Comment on And gay men. I'm sorry. I'm weak for it 2 months ago:
The (pumpkin) spice must flow! He who controls Dune controls the (pumpkin) spice!
- Comment on Oop 2 months ago:
Woopsie! Looks like we’re at war with…Portugal. Should be interesting.
- Comment on What more you want? 2 months ago:
Nuclear missile command picks up the phone: You have a collect call from…THE CROODS…press 1 to accept the charges.
- Comment on Mar-AI-lyn Monroe 2 months ago:
Take her strong hand!
- Comment on Explains crossfit 2 months ago:
Waterboarded alien: Okay! In 2026, people will greet each other with wiggling arms and say “Rubber!!! Tiiiiiiime!”
- Comment on Do it, I promise 2 months ago:
…Hey!
