saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
- Comment on Peter Jackson Working on New ‘Lord of the Rings’ Films for Warner Bros., Targeting 2026 Debut 6 months ago:
Yes quite. Any time an adventure has the potential to come up, Gandalf hits that pipe and forgets to show up to the meeting.
- Comment on Peter Jackson Working on New ‘Lord of the Rings’ Films for Warner Bros., Targeting 2026 Debut 6 months ago:
I’m hoping for a ten movie series focused solely on Gandalf smoking the finest weed in the Southfarthing.
- Comment on War 6 months ago:
Ladybug DOOM music intensifies
- Comment on please tell your husband hello 6 months ago:
I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”
- Comment on Boston Creme 6 months ago:
Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
- Comment on Sprocket: Tank Design is such a fun game! 6 months ago:
Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.
- Comment on WWSAD 6 months ago:
RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.
- Comment on #justgradschoolthings 6 months ago:
Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s
- Comment on It's time to let go 6 months ago:
Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
- Comment on turtles 7 months ago:
Shield toad.
- Comment on The best thing to show 7 months ago:
Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)
- Comment on if we could only talk to the animals 7 months ago:
Bro, do you even LEAP!?
- Comment on Helpless 7 months ago:
Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.
- Comment on Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months 7 months ago:
This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.
- Comment on Comrade 11 months ago:
For some reason I always read hemoglobin as hemo-goblin. I watched Lord of the Rings too much.
- Comment on the only place he could 11 months ago:
She’d be DAMNED. If. SomeImperialGot his hands on it.
- Comment on I know it's one of you guys 11 months ago:
Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.
- Comment on the Perks of ownership... 11 months ago:
Let me fix this small issue right quick…oh…oh dear.
- Comment on talk shit, get bit 11 months ago:
Grow fast, chomp hard.
- Comment on Dude, get out of here 11 months ago:
Those slaps were rather gentle, with a spirit of “Get out of here you silly goose!”
- Comment on Stalin the Tank Engine 11 months ago:
There was no rail accident comrade, or dare you suggest otherwise?
- Comment on You may want to sit down 11 months ago:
Scissor me timbers!
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
I wonder if there could be a solution where there’s an insert with built in pipe cleaner thingies for the dishwasher, and when you load them up and turn the dishwasher on, it goes WOOSH WOOSH and then it’s clean.
- Comment on OOOOO - HOT - HOT - HOT - HOT! 11 months ago:
Sam O’Nella approves.
- Comment on happy partially muscled screaming skeleton day 1 year ago:
Imagine being bored to tears as a guard, then seeing this just pop up and be left with zero explanation.
- Comment on CHEESE 1 year ago:
Cheese.
- Comment on Still the greatest Bond villain 1 year ago:
Great intro song to that film.
(Shadow naked ladies and guns floating around) Fiiiiire. He cast me into a fire,
A fire of doubt.
In the heat of the flaaaaames,
Fiiiiire! Doubtfiiiiire! - Comment on The pick-up artist 1 year ago:
Souls-like difficulty setting.
- Comment on BMW owners are Built Wrong, not Different 1 year ago:
What the heck is the left engine light!?
- Comment on Delivery? 1 year ago:
Get a very sharp knife, then gently slice the atom in half and patiently wait for a sudden unscheduled disassembly.