saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
- Comment on Peter Jackson Working on New ‘Lord of the Rings’ Films for Warner Bros., Targeting 2026 Debut 1 week ago:
Yes quite. Any time an adventure has the potential to come up, Gandalf hits that pipe and forgets to show up to the meeting.
- Comment on Peter Jackson Working on New ‘Lord of the Rings’ Films for Warner Bros., Targeting 2026 Debut 1 week ago:
I’m hoping for a ten movie series focused solely on Gandalf smoking the finest weed in the Southfarthing.
- Comment on War 2 weeks ago:
Ladybug DOOM music intensifies
- Comment on please tell your husband hello 2 weeks ago:
I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”
- Comment on Boston Creme 2 weeks ago:
Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
- Comment on Sprocket: Tank Design is such a fun game! 2 weeks ago:
Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.
- Comment on WWSAD 2 weeks ago:
RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.
- Comment on #justgradschoolthings 2 weeks ago:
Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s
- Comment on It's time to let go 3 weeks ago:
Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
- Comment on turtles 4 weeks ago:
Shield toad.
- Comment on The best thing to show 4 weeks ago:
Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)
- Comment on if we could only talk to the animals 4 weeks ago:
Bro, do you even LEAP!?
- Comment on Helpless 4 weeks ago:
Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.
- Comment on Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months 5 weeks ago:
This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.
- Comment on Comrade 5 months ago:
For some reason I always read hemoglobin as hemo-goblin. I watched Lord of the Rings too much.
- Comment on the only place he could 5 months ago:
She’d be DAMNED. If. SomeImperialGot his hands on it.
- Comment on I know it's one of you guys 5 months ago:
Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.
- Comment on the Perks of ownership... 5 months ago:
Let me fix this small issue right quick…oh…oh dear.
- Comment on talk shit, get bit 5 months ago:
Grow fast, chomp hard.
- Comment on Dude, get out of here 5 months ago:
Those slaps were rather gentle, with a spirit of “Get out of here you silly goose!”
- Comment on Stalin the Tank Engine 5 months ago:
There was no rail accident comrade, or dare you suggest otherwise?
- Comment on You may want to sit down 5 months ago:
Scissor me timbers!
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
I wonder if there could be a solution where there’s an insert with built in pipe cleaner thingies for the dishwasher, and when you load them up and turn the dishwasher on, it goes WOOSH WOOSH and then it’s clean.
- Comment on OOOOO - HOT - HOT - HOT - HOT! 5 months ago:
Sam O’Nella approves.
- Comment on happy partially muscled screaming skeleton day 5 months ago:
Imagine being bored to tears as a guard, then seeing this just pop up and be left with zero explanation.
- Comment on CHEESE 5 months ago:
Cheese.
- Comment on Still the greatest Bond villain 6 months ago:
Great intro song to that film.
(Shadow naked ladies and guns floating around) Fiiiiire. He cast me into a fire,
A fire of doubt.
In the heat of the flaaaaames,
Fiiiiire! Doubtfiiiiire! - Comment on The pick-up artist 6 months ago:
Souls-like difficulty setting.
- Comment on BMW owners are Built Wrong, not Different 6 months ago:
What the heck is the left engine light!?
- Comment on Delivery? 6 months ago:
Get a very sharp knife, then gently slice the atom in half and patiently wait for a sudden unscheduled disassembly.