saltnotsugar

@saltnotsugar@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aptly named⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I had no idea that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horror⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  We thank you balloon master!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching snow white but its getting weird⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hier kommt die Sonne

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Identification⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo let me get a dime bag of that geology.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flushing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The toilet bowl is for loading and unloading ONLY.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thicc⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  (Shouting over club music as she’s twerking) EXCUSE- EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU THICC OR SUFFERING FROM A CONDITION?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨isopods⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They rollie. They pollie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay to eat 5 rolls of sushi babe!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine It.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this not what our forefathers first dreamed of when they looked up at the stars in wonder?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨House flipped⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some “tough guy” divided by zero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Had enough of my boring job. Now free lancing doing sculptures⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Virgin Mary witnessing the arrival of the alien armada.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely wasn't late to work making this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Number 6 always felt like a betrayal when you realized it wasn’t black.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the pain of knowing you have no girlfriend but THIS door does⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The “Just the Tip” system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High-risk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Massive mathematical explosion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm sure dolphins will fuck it up in their own special way.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the dolphins are- AND THE SNAILS ARE GETTING IN THE RING WITH STEEL CHAIRS!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did I get here?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Comrades, do you not yearn for more bananas? Let us screech and scratch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So jussi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tired of dry ass bread? Try some JussiPussi!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone built a monument dedicated to those less endowed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Back on 9/11 people kept their dicks limp out of respect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna need more red colored crayons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just draw a line through the middle and call it East/West Fun-o-land.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh NOOOO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My back: Allow me to throw myself out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it would please you, you are a most detestable wench with no lands or titles, and thy garden is that of a common Welshman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh hell yeah, surfs up 🤘⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve worked in computer networking for over twenty years, and I can confirm dog packets are superior to TCP or UDP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which game is it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just looked this up and I’m definitely gonna try it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This might be an opportunity to develop a game. Like the adventures of Pong Lenis or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It has so many magnificent features. It will even warm your hands on a cold day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s entirely possible to jump “over the moon” if your reproductive organs make contact with frosty ol hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland became a human.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨John 14:6⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And the lord did nut, for it was not November. Amen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peter Jackson Working on New ‘Lord of the Rings’ Films for Warner Bros., Targeting 2026 Debut⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes quite. Any time an adventure has the potential to come up, Gandalf hits that pipe and forgets to show up to the meeting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peter Jackson Working on New ‘Lord of the Rings’ Films for Warner Bros., Targeting 2026 Debut⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m hoping for a ten movie series focused solely on Gandalf smoking the finest weed in the Southfarthing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨War⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ladybug DOOM music intensifies