saltnotsugar

@saltnotsugar@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It has some bubba le grand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parkour!⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss watching snail skate videos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the latest unnecessary AI innovation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  75% of the time it satisfies every time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My weekend plans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We have the slipperiest robot people around. Fuchs. Lube yo bots and yo bros.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Harry Potter series based on the "magic" of Weed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Potter! How would I roll a blunt with the stickiest of the icky?” Professor Snape asked smoothly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's about that time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is not the post you're looking for⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We can go about our business.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The history channel at 5 am⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  History channel: Could the nazis have turned the pyramids of Giza into unstoppable tanks? Most historians refuse to debate it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimli Giblets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally not for cloning!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome, friend!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  (Cicada bro screeching)
  Group of hot ladies: Oh wow. Is he single?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get that Musky Grindset going⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean…if someone set up some kind of website like billionaireKOKshow.gov where people get paid vast amounts of billionaire dick money…it would be weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say when⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is a land, known as (ethereal Dune soundtrack plays) the Midwest. A land where these breadsticks are gourmet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say when⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The love making scene in Team America, but it’s just a bunch of breadsticks from Olive Garden.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are so cooked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s likely pesticides, but have we officially ruled out bee assassins?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caught Slacking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨long⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please please please let there be a long bacon store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this house is a home⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then the humans will have showers where they shall sing for us for free! (Evil spider laughter)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ghibli posting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Has technology reached it’s zenith?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Marijuana don't want you to know...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Drug cartels HATE him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fascinating and efficient new lamp design⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What happens if you jerk it off?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨art rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Their butthole just follows your eyes around the room like a creepy painting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aptly named⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had no idea that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horror⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We thank you balloon master!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching snow white but its getting weird⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hier kommt die Sonne

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Identification⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo let me get a dime bag of that geology.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flushing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The toilet bowl is for loading and unloading ONLY.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thicc⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  (Shouting over club music as she’s twerking) EXCUSE- EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU THICC OR SUFFERING FROM A CONDITION?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨isopods⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They rollie. They pollie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay to eat 5 rolls of sushi babe!