You are also able to end all wars
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saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Ability to make cheese at will.
Donkter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
And are reminded of this with every cheese you create.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s Cheez-Whiz
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Alas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 months ago
It lags out reality because every time you make cheese, it spawns a dozen above you, and reality just never expected this to happen. Also it’s always comically large Raclette
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 months ago
You’re lactose intolerant
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s all kraft singles
sweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
You now lactate and secrete rennet. Making it possible for you to harvest the ingredients and make cheese at will.
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
As word of your power spreads across the world, you become a god to cows by providing an end to the rape and exslavement of their species.
The combined belief of billions of cows, grants you accesss to the physical and mental powers of cows. If you work to free them you will become more powerful, if you will be cursed to live out the rest of your days in an abattoir, where the hopes and dreams of cows go to die.
Either way, the dairy lobbies aren’t happy and assassin’s are after you.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Severe lactose intolerance.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
it is extruded and harvested from your nipples
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I see no flaws in this plan
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
This is a superpower thst could be in the orgy scene in The Boys, rofl.