OldManBOMBIN
@OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 4 days ago:
There’s an idea! Eat like a spider.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 4 days ago:
I’m practicing
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
Guffaw
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
MARGARET??
lol, nah that’d be funny.
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
Read the body of the post, Presumption Man
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
I’ve had my rough patches as well. Depression -> addiction -> tunnel vision. Took a couple of close calls, but we made it. High-fives in the chat
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
Bro there isn’t even any dedicated trash in here gtfo
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
Wasn’t my trap, but also it’s government housing. They’re lucky we aren’t waterboarding them to find their offspring.
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
I feel like I’m having deja vu right now. Have you told this story here before? Do I have dementia?
At any rate, I admire these people. The tramps, not the slobs. So free.
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
Where do you think the 23 flavors come from?
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
I know a guy that literally lives under a bridge. Gets offered jobs all the time, but would rather walk around picking up cans to recycle for cash, and then he goes back to his catwalk.
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- Comment on Do cops and soldiers go thru training to not freak out or get sick the first time they see an adult body? What about a kid or something? Or does it depend on the situation theie walking into? 1 week ago:
You should not be shitting blood. If you are shitting blood, that means something
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Ooooooooo… Multi-directional biohazard. It’s gonna be a busy weekend
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Who doesn’t like sneezing?
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY 😭 WHY?! WHYYY??? I JUST WANTED TO FEEL SAFE WAHHHH
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
(from far away) sorrrrryyyyyy
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Don’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want.
I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
That’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
First of all, thanks for all the cool computer tricks when I was in highschool.
Secondly, sneez-its in your face and runs away screaming
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Well trained? Not good enough. They’ll be naturally gifted or else
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
It’s like these people don’t even know or something
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Fair enough. I agree, I was just curious.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Yeah I know
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
🤧
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
I just think I need to sneeze and I do it. Not instant, but it usually happens within a few seconds.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
I cast awareness of butthole hair
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
“And if you bring a friend I’ll give you 15% cash back. YOU’RE MAKING MONEY TO TAKE THIS CLASS”
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Ah that’s a good idea actually
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
What you smoke these days? Winstons for me. Golds. NOT Selects - “select” is a secret codeword that means “garbage”
No offense if that’s your brand.
