OldManBOMBIN
@OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
- Comment on free therapy 1 day ago:
I’ll be honest, I’ll listen to anything because I’m nosy as fuck
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 2 weeks ago:
I’ve only poked it once, just to be sure. He was used and nobody knew, so I had to find out
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 2 weeks ago:
Bro, I got your joke. That’s why I responded with my own, making sure to indicate the letters h-a-h-a-a, spelling out “hahaa.” When doing so, I did the pattern in the reverse order that you did- so instead of putting the dropped letters in parentheses, I put the hahaa in the parentheses.
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 2 weeks ago:
Oh and I just realized I did it backwards, lmao
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 2 weeks ago:
Nah you’re good, lol. I spent a lot of time in the sun today, so it took a bit to process
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 2 weeks ago:
I t(h)ought I w(a)s (ha)ving (a) stroke
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 2 weeks ago:
brb growing male cat balls
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 2 weeks ago:
Two girls. Both missing their ovaries and uterus. And a boy with a suspiciously empty sac. I’m no detective, but it seems weird.
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 2 weeks ago:
I was gonna say “spray” but figured people would be like “why isn’t your cat fixed??”
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 2 weeks ago:
You come to me in my house on the day that my daughter is to puke in the clean laundry, and ask me not to do murder?
- Comment on You go big, or you go home 2 weeks ago:
Ah yes. I do love gyros.
- Comment on You go big, or you go home 2 weeks ago:
The pizza is too stiff. The box is too thin The box isn’t greasy enough. The drink in the foreground is huge even by American standards. Wtf is the guy next to her eating? Pizza Dog? The dude behind her sometimes has 2 fingers in his mouth, sometimes 3. Who sets a pizza down like they’re lowering a cartoon blanket?
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 3 weeks ago:
There’s an idea! Eat like a spider.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 3 weeks ago:
I’m practicing
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 3 weeks ago:
Guffaw
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 4 weeks ago:
MARGARET??
lol, nah that’d be funny.
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 4 weeks ago:
Read the body of the post, Presumption Man
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 4 weeks ago:
I’ve had my rough patches as well. Depression -> addiction -> tunnel vision. Took a couple of close calls, but we made it. High-fives in the chat
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 4 weeks ago:
Bro there isn’t even any dedicated trash in here gtfo
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 4 weeks ago:
Wasn’t my trap, but also it’s government housing. They’re lucky we aren’t waterboarding them to find their offspring.
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 4 weeks ago:
I feel like I’m having deja vu right now. Have you told this story here before? Do I have dementia?
At any rate, I admire these people. The tramps, not the slobs. So free.
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 4 weeks ago:
Where do you think the 23 flavors come from?
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 4 weeks ago:
I know a guy that literally lives under a bridge. Gets offered jobs all the time, but would rather walk around picking up cans to recycle for cash, and then he goes back to his catwalk.
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- Comment on Do cops and soldiers go thru training to not freak out or get sick the first time they see an adult body? What about a kid or something? Or does it depend on the situation theie walking into? 4 weeks ago:
You should not be shitting blood. If you are shitting blood, that means something
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 4 weeks ago:
Ooooooooo… Multi-directional biohazard. It’s gonna be a busy weekend
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 4 weeks ago:
Who doesn’t like sneezing?
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 4 weeks ago:
IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY 😭 WHY?! WHYYY??? I JUST WANTED TO FEEL SAFE WAHHHH
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 4 weeks ago:
(from far away) sorrrrryyyyyy
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 4 weeks ago:
Don’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want.
I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.
