OldManBOMBIN
@OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 14 hours ago:
Thermal underwear under jeggings, no-show socks, Uggs, and a wool tube top. Problem solved!
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 14 hours ago:
I’m pretty close to Bowling Green, KY. Did you see the guy that got caught having sex with the dead deer on the side of the road? One county over :/
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 14 hours ago:
Nobody here is famous. And the mayor’s name is Billy-Bob.
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 1 day ago:
In my state, it was 70° last week; now it is 28°.
- Comment on Taze on daze 3 weeks ago:
His song “Mama Economy” is great, too.
- Comment on How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them? 5 weeks ago:
If I did that, the hole in the side would let my sock get all wet, lmao
Lots of paint, joint compound, and caulk made these shoes look this good XD
- Comment on How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them? 5 weeks ago:
Technically, if it’s measured in one, it’s also measured in the others.
- Comment on How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them? 5 weeks ago:
Here’s the one on my right foot right now.
- Comment on genius 1 month ago:
Unfair. I’ve spent my entire life not buying expensive (or even cheap) helicopter parts and I still don’t have a helicopter.
I do have a 3d printer, though…
Hm…
Jarvis! Preheat the print bed.
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- Comment on uhhh 2 months ago:
My feed right now.
Just one more Stardew update bro. I swear it’s finished, just one more update.
- Comment on These should be brought back 2 months ago:
I agree. I miss my thumbnails. Gotta go, I’m smoking Winstons in my Pontiac.
- Comment on "Howard, you really think they're gonna let you put out a whole movie just about tits?" 3 months ago:
Blue tits. Birds, yeah, but also certain types of bondage.
- Comment on While you were having premarital sex, I was mastering the asymptotic notation 3 months ago:
- Comment on Lasagnaius 4 months ago:
Fudgsicleius
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Shit. Maybe I’ve already had a lobotomy then because that sounds familiar, lol. Maybe I should hope for Down syndrome instead.
I appreciate the sentiment though.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
I don’t know if I can ever truly be happy again. Not without a lobotomy.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
How about “How’d you know my roommate’s name??”
That’s close enough for me.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
I just woke up so I can’t formulate it, but there’s some joke about chivalry having an extramarital affair in my presence.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Exactly, lol. That’s noble, right?
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Trust me, been there and it wasn’t for me.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
I posted the full story in another comment, but that is the jist of it
- Comment on 4 months ago:
I finally read the entirety of your comment, as I had wrongly assumed you had just quoted me the whole time (might wanna check your markup btw)
But yes, I’ve been sober for 7 years now. We’re maintain a loose friendship, like stereotypical men do with one another; he did not sleep with the girl, but his wife did sleep with her boss a few years after this whole kerfuffle. Is that irony?
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Also maybe make sure there’s a second friend nearby at all times.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
“You think I’m going to just let you ruin your marriage? You’re my best friend. I’ll kill you you stupid bastard.”
- Comment on 4 months ago:
She slept with her boss a couple years later. Guess you can’t win em all.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
A lot of whiskey and rum, lol
No but seriously, yeah. It was pretty stupid.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
“Ill keep you from ruining your marriage by ending your life.” Seemed pretty solid at the time.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Yeah I had some issues I guess. Though, to be fair, I also never murdered anyone.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
We were working together in a different state; he kept talking about this girl we worked with; we got drunk at her place- some of us (me) drunker than others; he gave me a ride back to the house we were renting and then went back to the party; I was convinced he was gonna sleep with the girl, and was infuriated he’d do that to his lovely wife and their daughter; I got my pistol and was gonna shoot him when he got home; I was too drunk to chamber a round; our other roommate was there and wrestled the gun away from me.
It’s an insane bit of logic. “In order to keep you from ruining your marriage, I’m going to kill you.”
His wife ended up sleeping with her boss a few years later, too, so. 🤷♂️
