OldManBOMBIN
@OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
- Comment on You go big, or you go home 24 minutes ago:
The pizza is too stiff. The box is too thin The box isn’t greasy enough. The drink in the foreground is huge even by American standards. Wtf is the guy next to her eating? Pizza Dog? The dude behind her sometimes has 2 fingers in his mouth, sometimes 3. Who sets a pizza down like they’re lowering a cartoon blanket?
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 4 days ago:
There’s an idea! Eat like a spider.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 4 days ago:
I’m practicing
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
Guffaw
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
MARGARET??
lol, nah that’d be funny.
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
Read the body of the post, Presumption Man
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
I’ve had my rough patches as well. Depression -> addiction -> tunnel vision. Took a couple of close calls, but we made it. High-fives in the chat
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
Bro there isn’t even any dedicated trash in here gtfo
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
Wasn’t my trap, but also it’s government housing. They’re lucky we aren’t waterboarding them to find their offspring.
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
I feel like I’m having deja vu right now. Have you told this story here before? Do I have dementia?
At any rate, I admire these people. The tramps, not the slobs. So free.
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
Where do you think the 23 flavors come from?
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 week ago:
I know a guy that literally lives under a bridge. Gets offered jobs all the time, but would rather walk around picking up cans to recycle for cash, and then he goes back to his catwalk.
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- Comment on Do cops and soldiers go thru training to not freak out or get sick the first time they see an adult body? What about a kid or something? Or does it depend on the situation theie walking into? 1 week ago:
You should not be shitting blood. If you are shitting blood, that means something
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Ooooooooo… Multi-directional biohazard. It’s gonna be a busy weekend
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Who doesn’t like sneezing?
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY 😭 WHY?! WHYYY??? I JUST WANTED TO FEEL SAFE WAHHHH
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
(from far away) sorrrrryyyyyy
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Don’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want.
I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
That’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
First of all, thanks for all the cool computer tricks when I was in highschool.
Secondly, sneez-its in your face and runs away screaming
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Well trained? Not good enough. They’ll be naturally gifted or else
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
It’s like these people don’t even know or something
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Fair enough. I agree, I was just curious.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Yeah I know
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
🤧
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
I just think I need to sneeze and I do it. Not instant, but it usually happens within a few seconds.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
I cast awareness of butthole hair
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
“And if you bring a friend I’ll give you 15% cash back. YOU’RE MAKING MONEY TO TAKE THIS CLASS”
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Ah that’s a good idea actually
