OldManBOMBIN
@OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
- Comment on Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that 2 weeks ago:
I have one of these magnets on the side of my work truck. Didn’t know I was driving a cow
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 weeks ago:
Thermal underwear under jeggings, no-show socks, Uggs, and a wool tube top. Problem solved!
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 weeks ago:
I’m pretty close to Bowling Green, KY. Did you see the guy that got caught having sex with the dead deer on the side of the road? One county over :/
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 weeks ago:
Nobody here is famous. And the mayor’s name is Billy-Bob.
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 3 weeks ago:
In my state, it was 70° last week; now it is 28°.
- Comment on Taze on daze 1 month ago:
His song “Mama Economy” is great, too.
- Comment on How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them? 1 month ago:
If I did that, the hole in the side would let my sock get all wet, lmao
Lots of paint, joint compound, and caulk made these shoes look this good XD
- Comment on How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them? 1 month ago:
Technically, if it’s measured in one, it’s also measured in the others.
- Comment on How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them? 1 month ago:
Here’s the one on my right foot right now.
- Comment on genius 2 months ago:
Unfair. I’ve spent my entire life not buying expensive (or even cheap) helicopter parts and I still don’t have a helicopter.
I do have a 3d printer, though…
Hm…
Jarvis! Preheat the print bed.
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- Comment on uhhh 2 months ago:
My feed right now.
Just one more Stardew update bro. I swear it’s finished, just one more update.
- Comment on These should be brought back 3 months ago:
I agree. I miss my thumbnails. Gotta go, I’m smoking Winstons in my Pontiac.
- Comment on "Howard, you really think they're gonna let you put out a whole movie just about tits?" 4 months ago:
Blue tits. Birds, yeah, but also certain types of bondage.
- Comment on While you were having premarital sex, I was mastering the asymptotic notation 4 months ago:
- Comment on Lasagnaius 5 months ago:
Fudgsicleius
- Comment on 5 months ago:
Shit. Maybe I’ve already had a lobotomy then because that sounds familiar, lol. Maybe I should hope for Down syndrome instead.
I appreciate the sentiment though.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
I don’t know if I can ever truly be happy again. Not without a lobotomy.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
How about “How’d you know my roommate’s name??”
That’s close enough for me.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
I just woke up so I can’t formulate it, but there’s some joke about chivalry having an extramarital affair in my presence.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
Exactly, lol. That’s noble, right?
- Comment on 5 months ago:
Trust me, been there and it wasn’t for me.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
I posted the full story in another comment, but that is the jist of it
- Comment on 5 months ago:
I finally read the entirety of your comment, as I had wrongly assumed you had just quoted me the whole time (might wanna check your markup btw)
But yes, I’ve been sober for 7 years now. We’re maintain a loose friendship, like stereotypical men do with one another; he did not sleep with the girl, but his wife did sleep with her boss a few years after this whole kerfuffle. Is that irony?
- Comment on 5 months ago:
Also maybe make sure there’s a second friend nearby at all times.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
“You think I’m going to just let you ruin your marriage? You’re my best friend. I’ll kill you you stupid bastard.”
- Comment on 5 months ago:
She slept with her boss a couple years later. Guess you can’t win em all.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
A lot of whiskey and rum, lol
No but seriously, yeah. It was pretty stupid.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
“Ill keep you from ruining your marriage by ending your life.” Seemed pretty solid at the time.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
Yeah I had some issues I guess. Though, to be fair, I also never murdered anyone.
