OldManBOMBIN
@OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
- Comment on While you were having premarital sex, I was mastering the asymptotic notation 2 days ago:
- Comment on Lasagnaius 2 weeks ago:
Fudgsicleius
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Shit. Maybe I’ve already had a lobotomy then because that sounds familiar, lol. Maybe I should hope for Down syndrome instead.
I appreciate the sentiment though.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I don’t know if I can ever truly be happy again. Not without a lobotomy.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
How about “How’d you know my roommate’s name??”
That’s close enough for me.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I just woke up so I can’t formulate it, but there’s some joke about chivalry having an extramarital affair in my presence.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Exactly, lol. That’s noble, right?
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Trust me, been there and it wasn’t for me.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I posted the full story in another comment, but that is the jist of it
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I finally read the entirety of your comment, as I had wrongly assumed you had just quoted me the whole time (might wanna check your markup btw)
But yes, I’ve been sober for 7 years now. We’re maintain a loose friendship, like stereotypical men do with one another; he did not sleep with the girl, but his wife did sleep with her boss a few years after this whole kerfuffle. Is that irony?
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Also maybe make sure there’s a second friend nearby at all times.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
“You think I’m going to just let you ruin your marriage? You’re my best friend. I’ll kill you you stupid bastard.”
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
She slept with her boss a couple years later. Guess you can’t win em all.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
A lot of whiskey and rum, lol
No but seriously, yeah. It was pretty stupid.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
“Ill keep you from ruining your marriage by ending your life.” Seemed pretty solid at the time.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Yeah I had some issues I guess. Though, to be fair, I also never murdered anyone.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
We were working together in a different state; he kept talking about this girl we worked with; we got drunk at her place- some of us (me) drunker than others; he gave me a ride back to the house we were renting and then went back to the party; I was convinced he was gonna sleep with the girl, and was infuriated he’d do that to his lovely wife and their daughter; I got my pistol and was gonna shoot him when he got home; I was too drunk to chamber a round; our other roommate was there and wrestled the gun away from me.
It’s an insane bit of logic. “In order to keep you from ruining your marriage, I’m going to kill you.”
His wife ended up sleeping with her boss a few years later, too, so. 🤷♂️
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
When I was an alcoholic, I wanted to keep my best friend from ruining his marriage by having an affair, so I tried to murder him with a gun. Pretty sure I would’ve gone about it differently had I been sober.
- Comment on Day 441 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 weeks ago:
Remember when it was just grass and cobble?
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 4 weeks ago:
Your only argument was that you feel wronged by people you don’t know anything about but that you claim to know intimately. Now I’m going to stop interacting with you, and you’re going to pretend that you won a debate due to your wit and intelligence.
Have fun being a little retard. See you in Hell.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 4 weeks ago:
Bum boy, lol.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 4 weeks ago:
You love making assumptions. My turn: I think you’re just looking for an argument. You’ve got your mind made up about the world around you, you’ve decided you’re the good guy, and “fighting the good fight” justifies whatever beliefs you want to have. I’d say you sound like a right-wing nutjob, but you honestly just come across as an angry little boy who learned a new word that makes his father upset. I’m sorry he’s mean to you. You should try to break the cycle instead of becoming the abusive tool that he is.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 4 weeks ago:
Okay. I would say a lot of stuff, but that wouldn’t make it true or relevant. Just a biased opinion based solely on my hurt feelings.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 4 weeks ago:
I would say whoever is in charge of moderating the community defines what’s sexist in that community. Seems fairly obvious to me.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 4 weeks ago:
I haven’t been banned from my favorite video game community for being an unlikeable sexist, so I’ve already got one up on you.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 4 weeks ago:
You don’t know jack shit about my arguments, lol.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 4 weeks ago:
Gaslighting isn’t real, dumbass
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 4 weeks ago:
It’s not the views that are evil it’s your intolerance that is.
“WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE RACIST???” -op, probably
- Comment on 'Almost like science fiction': European ant is the first known animal to clone members of another species 5 weeks ago:
Maury! Maury! Maury! Maury!
- Comment on Ever seen a drunk pig? 5 weeks ago:
“Yeah I was married once” - the boomer humor inside me
