OldManBOMBIN
@OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
- Comment on 🙉🙈🙊 1 week ago:
I actually lost my mouth in a tragic being-turned-into-a-blob occurrence, so I’m afraid I can’t do that. Couldn’t even scream if I wanted to.
But you should understand the difference between a joke about Israel being in control of things that they obviously aren’t, and a racially-inspired attack. Am I wrong that these are two different things?
If I say something like “beef prices are higher because Mexico is putting expensive microchips in the cows that stimulate muscle growth,” does that mean I’m saying “people of Mexican descent are lesser humans than others” ?
- Comment on 🙉🙈🙊 1 week ago:
First of all, I never said anything about race. The original post mentioned Benjamin Netanyahu and I said something about space lasers. ISRAEL is a country. I never said anything about Jewish people or Judaism in general. It is REGULARLY said on this platform that Israel is running worldwide politics and nobody bats an eye. But as soon as you pretend to be schizophrenic everyone starts gripping their skirts.
So fuck you. For all you know, I am a non-israel Jew and sick of Benny’s bullshit. Eat my ass.
- Comment on 🙉🙈🙊 1 week ago:
Maybe you should stop taking posts in a shitposting community as anything other than shitposts
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 7 comments
- Comment on free therapy 3 weeks ago:
I’ll be honest, I’ll listen to anything because I’m nosy as fuck
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 5 weeks ago:
I’ve only poked it once, just to be sure. He was used and nobody knew, so I had to find out
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 5 weeks ago:
Bro, I got your joke. That’s why I responded with my own, making sure to indicate the letters h-a-h-a-a, spelling out “hahaa.” When doing so, I did the pattern in the reverse order that you did- so instead of putting the dropped letters in parentheses, I put the hahaa in the parentheses.
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 5 weeks ago:
Oh and I just realized I did it backwards, lmao
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 5 weeks ago:
Nah you’re good, lol. I spent a lot of time in the sun today, so it took a bit to process
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 5 weeks ago:
I t(h)ought I w(a)s (ha)ving (a) stroke
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 5 weeks ago:
brb growing male cat balls
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 5 weeks ago:
Two girls. Both missing their ovaries and uterus. And a boy with a suspiciously empty sac. I’m no detective, but it seems weird.
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 5 weeks ago:
I was gonna say “spray” but figured people would be like “why isn’t your cat fixed??”
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 5 weeks ago:
You come to me in my house on the day that my daughter is to puke in the clean laundry, and ask me not to do murder?
- Comment on You go big, or you go home 5 weeks ago:
Ah yes. I do love gyros.
- Comment on You go big, or you go home 5 weeks ago:
The pizza is too stiff. The box is too thin The box isn’t greasy enough. The drink in the foreground is huge even by American standards. Wtf is the guy next to her eating? Pizza Dog? The dude behind her sometimes has 2 fingers in his mouth, sometimes 3. Who sets a pizza down like they’re lowering a cartoon blanket?
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 month ago:
There’s an idea! Eat like a spider.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 month ago:
I’m practicing
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 month ago:
Guffaw
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 month ago:
MARGARET??
lol, nah that’d be funny.
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 month ago:
Read the body of the post, Presumption Man
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 month ago:
I’ve had my rough patches as well. Depression -> addiction -> tunnel vision. Took a couple of close calls, but we made it. High-fives in the chat
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 month ago:
Bro there isn’t even any dedicated trash in here gtfo
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 month ago:
Wasn’t my trap, but also it’s government housing. They’re lucky we aren’t waterboarding them to find their offspring.
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 month ago:
I feel like I’m having deja vu right now. Have you told this story here before? Do I have dementia?
At any rate, I admire these people. The tramps, not the slobs. So free.
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 month ago:
Where do you think the 23 flavors come from?
- Comment on The ole Morning Constitutional 1 month ago:
I know a guy that literally lives under a bridge. Gets offered jobs all the time, but would rather walk around picking up cans to recycle for cash, and then he goes back to his catwalk.
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 24 comments
- Comment on Do cops and soldiers go thru training to not freak out or get sick the first time they see an adult body? What about a kid or something? Or does it depend on the situation theie walking into? 1 month ago:
You should not be shitting blood. If you are shitting blood, that means something
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 month ago:
Ooooooooo… Multi-directional biohazard. It’s gonna be a busy weekend
