I only recently learned that Borat unintentionally did the human race a favor by causing Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s divorce.
You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.
Submitted 11 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You made me look it up and holy fuck is this a dick move:
The couple, who married just four months ago, reportedly got into an explosive argument at Universal studio chief Ron Meyer’s house two weeks ago. Meyer screened Borat for Rock, Anderson, and several others, and Rock considered Anderson’s performance, of which he apparently knew nothing whatsoever, so embarrassing and infuriating that he reputedly called her a “slut” and a “whore.” Since then, relations between the two have gone from bad to worse, and Anderson announced that the split was for real on her website Monday (Nov. 27).
I figured kid rock just had a dumb sense of humor and thought it was funny to repeatedly call her “my wife,” but apparently he preferred slut shaming her. I’m also confused about how you marry Pamela Anderson without being cool with her doing sexy things on camera.
That said, it’s nearly twenty years ago and was initially reported by the New York Post, so take it with a grain of salt.
qarbone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well, yeah, she’s supposed to be an absolute smokeshow so people know he’s won (and are jealous of him) for marrying her. But she shouldn’t “show” anything because that’s for him only.
Be a sex icon, but chastely.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It worked out better for her. Seems that she’s grown beyond a sex symbol and enjoying her life
vala@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Did she make a literal porn video with some rockstar?
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 11 months ago
At my job, I quite often see “Monday, Wednesday, Friday” abbreviated to MWF.
I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Unfortunately my wife does not appreciate her wife doing the voice. Doesn’t stop me tho
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 10 months ago
🫡
callouscomic@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Even worse they say “the wife.” I’ve met a few of those. Could not believe they actually talk that way.
Up there with people who use “female” far too much.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The only way you can use “female” in that way is ironically and rhyming with “tamale”
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
hot, tamales
hot hot, tamales
cattywampas@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Single greatest reason to get married.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Someone explain this bullshit?
OpenPassageways@programming.dev 11 months ago
Jessica from Dune encourages her son Paul to use “the voice” which is some future space wizardry that allows him to control others.
In this case, the voice that Americans (probably mostly millennials) think of when someone says “my wife” is the voice of Borat, who develops an obsession with Pamela Anderson from a Baywatch poster and refers to her as his wife.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I say this to myself every day
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why don’t you?
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Unless someone watched Borat or recognizes some Dune character (I haven’t & don’t), this context is shit, so I can’t?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Unintentional Borat also happens a lot when people at work start talking about “learnings”
MycarHolmes@quokk.au 11 months ago
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dod you really, though? Like, you actually said it?
ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Fus Roh Divorce!
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Very nice
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The skeevy teacher from Azumanga Daioh?
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
MAEI WAIAFU
Hoimo@ani.social 10 months ago
Kimura-sensei did nothing wrong
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I always think of the lpotl version of “my wife”
zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I can hear Henry’s sweat
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He is retired? My brother Bilo…
hubobes@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
At this point I am using the voice of Wolf from The great north when he does the actual voice. I don’t remember how it actually sounds.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I always hear Doug Benson doing it
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I used to do that all the time when I lived in Van Nuys.
50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Mah wayfe
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Muh woiyfe
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Ma Waaaaaf