I only recently learned that Borat unintentionally did the human race a favor by causing Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s divorce.
You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.
Submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You made me look it up and holy fuck is this a dick move:
The couple, who married just four months ago, reportedly got into an explosive argument at Universal studio chief Ron Meyer’s house two weeks ago. Meyer screened Borat for Rock, Anderson, and several others, and Rock considered Anderson’s performance, of which he apparently knew nothing whatsoever, so embarrassing and infuriating that he reputedly called her a “slut” and a “whore.” Since then, relations between the two have gone from bad to worse, and Anderson announced that the split was for real on her website Monday (Nov. 27).
I figured kid rock just had a dumb sense of humor and thought it was funny to repeatedly call her “my wife,” but apparently he preferred slut shaming her. I’m also confused about how you marry Pamela Anderson without being cool with her doing sexy things on camera.
That said, it’s nearly twenty years ago and was initially reported by the New York Post, so take it with a grain of salt.
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, yeah, she’s supposed to be an absolute smokeshow so people know he’s won (and are jealous of him) for marrying her. But she shouldn’t “show” anything because that’s for him only.
Be a sex icon, but chastely.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It worked out better for her. Seems that she’s grown beyond a sex symbol and enjoying her life
vala@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Did she make a literal porn video with some rockstar?
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 2 months ago
At my job, I quite often see “Monday, Wednesday, Friday” abbreviated to MWF.
I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unfortunately my wife does not appreciate her wife doing the voice. Doesn’t stop me tho
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🫡
callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Even worse they say “the wife.” I’ve met a few of those. Could not believe they actually talk that way.
Up there with people who use “female” far too much.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The only way you can use “female” in that way is ironically and rhyming with “tamale”
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
hot, tamales
hot hot, tamales
cattywampas@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Single greatest reason to get married.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Someone explain this bullshit?
OpenPassageways@programming.dev 2 months ago
Jessica from Dune encourages her son Paul to use “the voice” which is some future space wizardry that allows him to control others.
In this case, the voice that Americans (probably mostly millennials) think of when someone says “my wife” is the voice of Borat, who develops an obsession with Pamela Anderson from a Baywatch poster and refers to her as his wife.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I say this to myself every day
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why don’t you?
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Unless someone watched Borat or recognizes some Dune character (I haven’t & don’t), this context is shit, so I can’t?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Unintentional Borat also happens a lot when people at work start talking about “learnings”
MycarHolmes@quokk.au 2 months ago
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dod you really, though? Like, you actually said it?
ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Fus Roh Divorce!
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Very nice
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The skeevy teacher from Azumanga Daioh?
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
MAEI WAIAFU
Hoimo@ani.social 2 months ago
Kimura-sensei did nothing wrong
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I always think of the lpotl version of “my wife”
zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I can hear Henry’s sweat
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He is retired? My brother Bilo…
hubobes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
At this point I am using the voice of Wolf from The great north when he does the actual voice. I don’t remember how it actually sounds.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I always hear Doug Benson doing it
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I used to do that all the time when I lived in Van Nuys.
50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Mah wayfe
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Muh woiyfe
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Ma Waaaaaf