You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.

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• 50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mah wayfe

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Muh woiyfe

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    • DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ma Waaaaaf

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I only recently learned that Borat unintentionally did the human race a favor by causing Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s divorce.

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You made me look it up and holy fuck is this a dick move:

    The couple, who married just four months ago, reportedly got into an explosive argument at Universal studio chief Ron Meyer’s house two weeks ago. Meyer screened Borat for Rock, Anderson, and several others, and Rock considered Anderson’s performance, of which he apparently knew nothing whatsoever, so embarrassing and infuriating that he reputedly called her a “slut” and a “whore.” Since then, relations between the two have gone from bad to worse, and Anderson announced that the split was for real on her website Monday (Nov. 27).

    I figured kid rock just had a dumb sense of humor and thought it was funny to repeatedly call her “my wife,” but apparently he preferred slut shaming her. I’m also confused about how you marry Pamela Anderson without being cool with her doing sexy things on camera.

    That said, it’s nearly twenty years ago and was initially reported by the New York Post, so take it with a grain of salt.

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, yeah, she’s supposed to be an absolute smokeshow so people know he’s won (and are jealous of him) for marrying her. But she shouldn’t “show” anything because that’s for him only.

      Be a sex icon, but chastely.

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It worked out better for her. Seems that she’s grown beyond a sex symbol and enjoying her life

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    • vala@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Did she make a literal porn video with some rockstar?

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• mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At my job, I quite often see “Monday, Wednesday, Friday” abbreviated to MWF.

  I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Unfortunately my wife does not appreciate her wife doing the voice. Doesn’t stop me tho

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  • MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🫡

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• callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Even worse they say “the wife.” I’ve met a few of those. Could not believe they actually talk that way.

  Up there with people who use “female” far too much.

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  • ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The only way you can use “female” in that way is ironically and rhyming with “tamale”

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      hot, tamales
      hot hot, tamales

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• cattywampas@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Single greatest reason to get married.

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• lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Someone explain this bullshit?

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  • OpenPassageways@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jessica from Dune encourages her son Paul to use “the voice” which is some future space wizardry that allows him to control others.

    In this case, the voice that Americans (probably mostly millennials) think of when someone says “my wife” is the voice of Borat, who develops an obsession with Pamela Anderson from a Baywatch poster and refers to her as his wife.

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  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I say this to myself every day

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  • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why don’t you?

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    • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unless someone watched Borat or recognizes some Dune character (I haven’t & don’t), this context is shit, so I can’t?

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Unintentional Borat also happens a lot when people at work start talking about “learnings”

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• MycarHolmes@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And I said

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dod you really, though? Like, you actually said it?

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• ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fus Roh Divorce!

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Very nice

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The skeevy teacher from Azumanga Daioh?

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  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    MAEI WAIAFU

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  • Hoimo@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kimura-sensei did nothing wrong

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I always think of the lpotl version of “my wife”

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  • zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can hear Henry’s sweat

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He is retired? My brother Bilo…

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• hubobes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At this point I am using the voice of Wolf from The great north when he does the actual voice. I don’t remember how it actually sounds.

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I always hear Doug Benson doing it

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I used to do that all the time when I lived in Van Nuys.

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