You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.

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• 50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mah wayfe

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Muh woiyfe

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I only recently learned that Borat unintentionally did the human race a favor by causing Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s divorce.

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You made me look it up and holy fuck is this a dick move:

    The couple, who married just four months ago, reportedly got into an explosive argument at Universal studio chief Ron Meyer’s house two weeks ago. Meyer screened Borat for Rock, Anderson, and several others, and Rock considered Anderson’s performance, of which he apparently knew nothing whatsoever, so embarrassing and infuriating that he reputedly called her a “slut” and a “whore.” Since then, relations between the two have gone from bad to worse, and Anderson announced that the split was for real on her website Monday (Nov. 27).

    I figured kid rock just had a dumb sense of humor and thought it was funny to repeatedly call her “my wife,” but apparently he preferred slut shaming her. I’m also confused about how you marry Pamela Anderson without being cool with her doing sexy things on camera.

    That said, it’s nearly twenty years ago and was initially reported by the New York Post, so take it with a grain of salt.

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• mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At my job, I quite often see “Monday, Wednesday, Friday” abbreviated to MWF.

  I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Unintentional Borat also happens a lot when people at work start talking about “learnings”

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• cattywampas@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Single greatest reason to get married.

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Very nice

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He is retired? My brother Bilo…

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I always think of the lpotl version of “my wife”

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