I only recently learned that Borat unintentionally did the human race a favor by causing Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s divorce.
You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.
Submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You made me look it up and holy fuck is this a dick move:
The couple, who married just four months ago, reportedly got into an explosive argument at Universal studio chief Ron Meyer’s house two weeks ago. Meyer screened Borat for Rock, Anderson, and several others, and Rock considered Anderson’s performance, of which he apparently knew nothing whatsoever, so embarrassing and infuriating that he reputedly called her a “slut” and a “whore.” Since then, relations between the two have gone from bad to worse, and Anderson announced that the split was for real on her website Monday (Nov. 27).
I figured kid rock just had a dumb sense of humor and thought it was funny to repeatedly call her “my wife,” but apparently he preferred slut shaming her. I’m also confused about how you marry Pamela Anderson without being cool with her doing sexy things on camera.
That said, it’s nearly twenty years ago and was initially reported by the New York Post, so take it with a grain of salt.
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, yeah, she’s supposed to be an absolute smokeshow so people know he’s won (and are jealous of him) for marrying her. But she shouldn’t “show” anything because that’s for him only.
Be a sex icon, but chastely.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It worked out better for her. Seems that she’s grown beyond a sex symbol and enjoying her life
vala@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did she make a literal porn video with some rockstar?
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 1 month ago
At my job, I quite often see “Monday, Wednesday, Friday” abbreviated to MWF.
I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Unfortunately my wife does not appreciate her wife doing the voice. Doesn’t stop me tho
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
🫡
callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Even worse they say “the wife.” I’ve met a few of those. Could not believe they actually talk that way.
Up there with people who use “female” far too much.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The only way you can use “female” in that way is ironically and rhyming with “tamale”
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
hot, tamales
hot hot, tamales
cattywampas@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Single greatest reason to get married.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Someone explain this bullshit?
OpenPassageways@programming.dev 1 month ago
Jessica from Dune encourages her son Paul to use “the voice” which is some future space wizardry that allows him to control others.
In this case, the voice that Americans (probably mostly millennials) think of when someone says “my wife” is the voice of Borat, who develops an obsession with Pamela Anderson from a Baywatch poster and refers to her as his wife.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I say this to myself every day
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why don’t you?
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Unless someone watched Borat or recognizes some Dune character (I haven’t & don’t), this context is shit, so I can’t?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Unintentional Borat also happens a lot when people at work start talking about “learnings”
MycarHolmes@quokk.au 1 month ago
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dod you really, though? Like, you actually said it?
ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Fus Roh Divorce!
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Very nice
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The skeevy teacher from Azumanga Daioh?
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
MAEI WAIAFU
Hoimo@ani.social 1 month ago
Kimura-sensei did nothing wrong
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I always think of the lpotl version of “my wife”
zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I can hear Henry’s sweat
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He is retired? My brother Bilo…
hubobes@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
At this point I am using the voice of Wolf from The great north when he does the actual voice. I don’t remember how it actually sounds.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I always hear Doug Benson doing it
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I used to do that all the time when I lived in Van Nuys.
50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Mah wayfe
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Muh woiyfe
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Ma Waaaaaf