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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take two Pedros with a side of Henry⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And look- people can pull off the skinny elf look but they can’t pull off Orlando Bloom.

  Hell, I’ve tried both. All it got me were some pants I can’t return and a restraining order. C’est la vie, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tweety. I like stretching⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Chocolate Eclair. Nice texture. Really scrapes the sides clean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Citizen player reports CIG is making him sign an NDA before getting a refund⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t bought into it or anything, but I followed the development for a while in the 2010s because I was really excited for what they showed.

  Speaking personally, I just want a game that would let me feel immersed in a spacefaring future human civilization. I’m never gonna live to see that. So, I’d like a game where I can at least pretend.

  EvE doesn’t work for me. I’m not interested in spreadsheets, and I want to be able to fly my ship instead of just clicking to move (I assume that’s still how it controls? I only played briefly in the 2000s)

  Starfield is…Starfield. I just appreciate that they tried something, honestly. No Man’s Sky seems pretty neat, although I don’t really know what you do in that game outside of just collecting resources. I need to try it sometime.

  Elite Dangerous is great. It comes the closest to scratching the itch. Zooming through the galaxy looking for different astral phenomena and sights to see is a really chill way to spend an afternoon. But, it only really gets so deep. The space legs (I mean, the Odyssey expansion) only do so much to make you feel present. Space stations and outposts really only consist of two or three different layouts of one big room with the same shops. Settlements mostly only exist to be mission objectives. You get 8 guns and 3 pistols to choose from. That’s about it. Not super immersive once you step outside of your ship (personally speaking).

  But, pretty much the main thing they’ve been trying to accomplish with Star Citizen is to make it the most immersive experience they can. It’s right there in the name, isn’t it? You get to play at a citizen of an interstellar civilization. That’s the idea. I’m not sure if that’s the reality.

  So, yeah. Speaking personally, I’ve got a dream I’ll never see realized, and (it feels like) no one stepping up to offer a proper simulation. I imagine a lot of folks are clinging to Star Citizen out of desperate hope, since there’s not really a proper alternative if it ever goes away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where Roger Rabbit's pal shops?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck? These assholes stole my catchphrase

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know election day is just around the corner, but this is ridiculous.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If Harris loses, I don’t even want to think of what the next four years will bring. But, whichever way it goes, I take at least some small solace in knowing the PAC text spam will finally shut the fuck up for a little while…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon seeks enlightenment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. I always felt bad enough for women with big boobs having to deal with the back pain, but I never considered that they might jingle, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some game series you would like to see revived? And if possible, which entry should the new game follow from?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Came to say inFamous, but specifically picking up after the evil ending in 2. The way that frames it could allow for character customization, and maybe even getting to choose your powerset.

  It could even have multiplayer elements if that’s where they wanted to go with it. Not sure how well PvP would work out, but co-op missions could be fun. But, it could work just fine without any of that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes rock⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a bassist, I can at least say that was my experience. I learned pentatonic by paying attention to which notes I’d hear most often, and recognizing which pattern on the fretboard they usually showed up in.

  That was pretty much all I needed to be able to jam semi-decently, and everything else just sort of progressed from there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon ponders the cosmic mysteries⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always wondered if Satan was actually defeated by this, or if he spent the whole ordeal just thinking, “Oh, whoa, he actually took the bait. Holy shit, he’s actually doing it. This is hilarious. I can’t believe it was this easy. Unreal.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I always order Popular Problem.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. I like to start with A Period of Cream first, though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monkey brain gonna monkey brain⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Me, but instead of affecting her clothes in any way, The Hand™️ activates my neurons by drawing the two circles on her face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“It’s sick”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reports that the president was later heard remarking to staffers that, in addition, it was also, “mega bodacious,” and “tubular to the max.” Unsubstantiated rumors follow that the president punctuated this statement with a “cowabunga.” More as this develops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aaaand fade out...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In some instances, you just sort of decide to wing it and jam for a bit until you all find a spot that works. So, sometimes, you get to hear the ending get written live! (Though, usually, you just end up repeating whatever you’d do when you were practicing the song before)

  Source: Had a band, had trouble writing endings sometimes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bawk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Couldn’t find it. Gave up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's your amigo, Ralph!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s scary, but it’s something we all face someday. One day, I’ll go, too. The only way to go is forward, Ralph. Farewell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Non-binary⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Blenders. Gender ephemeral. Intangibles. An even cooler fourth option, probably.

  There are tons of cool names you could go with when your identity lies outside of preconceived boundaries (and pretty much transcends them). But, non-binary’s pretty clinical-sounding, so I guess it’s easier to work into a professional setting or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh! And be sure not to forget the part where Jim Jones then proceeded to turn his gun on himself and take the quick death instead of suffering the way he forced everyone else to.

  Funny how often monsters turn out to be cowards as well. History rhymes, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I made a porn scroller, AMA.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I often wonder why I never see any sites with like a bi/pan mode that just lets it all fly and shows you everything on the site all at once. Having to constantly switch back and forth throws off my battle rhythm. :\

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs lighters⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re a Stardew NPC, and you just got looked up on the wiki. Did they also inexplicably know exactly where to find you at 3:00 PM on a Wednesday?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And so he spake unto them⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, from this screenshot, I can’t concretely tell if he’s actually speaking words. He could be staring in the camera going “ma ma ma bababa wiwiwihiiiiiiiii baba” for 10 minutes straight. I turned my phone all the way up, but the picture still doesn’t have sound, so I don’t know :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ABCDF⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  some people have more time than brain cells ❤️