Tweety. I like stretching

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• Electric_Druid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Firecracker.

  Aerodynamic.

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  • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fleshodynamic*

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• CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Firecracker for ease, Tweety to please.

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  • scaramobo@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I wish I hadn’t read this.

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• SimonJ@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Push pop sounds made for the job

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    With that flat top and wide body?

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s got the applicator though

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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• python@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  …can I take more than one?

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  • nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I read it as “you have two” so you can have at least 2. However many past the first you want to shove up there is up to you

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Firecracker would be the least cumbersome. But I always wondered what it would be like to be penetrated by a taco, instead of the other way around.

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  • DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You fuck tacos?

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Of the pink variety.

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Firecracker and it’s not even close. I’ve put ice cubes up there before and it wasn’t nearly as bad as you’d imagine. The shape of it will make it easy. Plus, the ridges on it mean you’ll have less ice in contact with your skin. At some point it melts and it’s just a Popsicle stick.

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Snowcone because it melts faster and will moisen the paper making it easier to remove.

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  • Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was going to say that

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• SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  In Germany we have an ice cram called Flutsch Finger for exactly that purpose.

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• noxy@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Firecracker is the nearest thing to a red rocket, so

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• blackn1ght@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why did they write “to” as 2, but then the actual number 1 as “one”?

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Strawberry eclair so it blends in.

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  • Philharmonic3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hospital. Now.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      their ice cream is awful tho

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tweety’s gonna go spelunking.

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• gnu@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not including a Golden Gaytime in these options is a real missed opportunity…

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  • Monzcarro@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s so weird - I heard about, for the first time, and looked up this ice-cream only this morning. There was a failed petition to change the name, which generated a number of counter petitions.

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• Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What you’re not even gonna give me the sponge Bob as a choice??

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• Glitterbomb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No contest, push pop has a user friendly applicator

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• Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve been talking about Choco Tacos all week. What the fuck do I have to do to get one? This implies they are still around for me to be able to shove one up my ass. Is that what I have to do? I’ll fucking do it at this point

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I got some bad news, dude

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    • Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Now I’m gonna need someone to rap a homemade recipe to me

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve seen enough EMT Tiktok to know that I need a flared base.

  So I’ma have to go with screwball but upside down

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  In you go tweety bird

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wait is this like a retrospective or more aspirational?

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  • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What’s the rectal equivalent of brain freeze? Prostate & chill?

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nothing with chocolate

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m gonna need some clarifications here. Does the stick/cone/tube go for the ride? How far up the ass does it need to go? Is this a proper insertion or a wedding-cake photo-op mushing situation? If it’s insertion, can the ice cream be modified to fit the butthole, or must the butthole adapt to the ice cream? There’s a lot of moving parts and complex interplay going on here.

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  • antbricks@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Breyers Ice Cream Box.

    Image

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Asked my girlfriend for a second opinion, she said Screwball backwards and she’s right, damn it.

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• Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  king cone, backwards.

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  • FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Coward

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    • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      no u

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• CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wow I forgot all about screwballs! Those used to be my favorite as a kid I wonder if I can still get them

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I saw them at an ice cream truck a few days ago!

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Truly a (reverse?) shitpost.

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• hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You can’t stop me from shoving them all up there.

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• jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Anyone that says anything other than Choco Taco is a coward.

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• terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Push pop, backwards.

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Anyone who doesn’t choose a Creamsicle is not getting the full experience of something up your ass

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• HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Probably the firecracker

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