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Tweety. I like stretching

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Electric_Druid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Firecracker.

    Aerodynamic.

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    • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fleshodynamic*

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  • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Firecracker for ease, Tweety to please.

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    • scaramobo@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wish I hadn’t read this.

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  • SimonJ@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Push pop sounds made for the job

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      With that flat top and wide body?

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      • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s got the applicator though

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      • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • python@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …can I take more than one?

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    • nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I read it as “you have two” so you can have at least 2. However many past the first you want to shove up there is up to you

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    • joshoff@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Story of my life here

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Firecracker would be the least cumbersome. But I always wondered what it would be like to be penetrated by a taco, instead of the other way around.

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    • DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You fuck tacos?

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Of the pink variety.

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Snowcone because it melts faster and will moisen the paper making it easier to remove.

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    • Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was going to say that

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Strawberry eclair so it blends in.

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    • Philharmonic3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hospital. Now.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        their ice cream is awful tho

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tweety’s gonna go spelunking.

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  • SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In Germany we have an ice cram called Flutsch Finger for exactly that purpose.

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  • Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve been talking about Choco Tacos all week. What the fuck do I have to do to get one? This implies they are still around for me to be able to shove one up my ass. Is that what I have to do? I’ll fucking do it at this point

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I got some bad news, dude

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      • Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Now I’m gonna need someone to rap a homemade recipe to me

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Firecracker and it’s not even close. I’ve put ice cubes up there before and it wasn’t nearly as bad as you’d imagine. The shape of it will make it easy. Plus, the ridges on it mean you’ll have less ice in contact with your skin. At some point it melts and it’s just a Popsicle stick.

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  • Glitterbomb@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No contest, push pop has a user friendly applicator

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  • noxy@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Firecracker is the nearest thing to a red rocket, so

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nothing with chocolate

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m gonna need some clarifications here. Does the stick/cone/tube go for the ride? How far up the ass does it need to go? Is this a proper insertion or a wedding-cake photo-op mushing situation? If it’s insertion, can the ice cream be modified to fit the butthole, or must the butthole adapt to the ice cream? There’s a lot of moving parts and complex interplay going on here.

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    • antbricks@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Breyers Ice Cream Box.

      Image

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  • blackn1ght@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why did they write “to” as 2, but then the actual number 1 as “one”?

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    king cone, backwards.

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    • FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Coward

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      • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        no u

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  • CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wow I forgot all about screwballs! Those used to be my favorite as a kid I wonder if I can still get them

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I saw them at an ice cream truck a few days ago!

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  • gnu@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not including a Golden Gaytime in these options is a real missed opportunity…

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    • Monzcarro@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s so weird - I heard about, for the first time, and looked up this ice-cream only this morning. There was a failed petition to change the name, which generated a number of counter petitions.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait is this like a retrospective or more aspirational?

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    • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What’s the rectal equivalent of brain freeze? Prostate & chill?

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  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What you’re not even gonna give me the sponge Bob as a choice??

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve seen enough EMT Tiktok to know that I need a flared base.

    So I’ma have to go with screwball but upside down

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anyone that says anything other than Choco Taco is a coward.

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  • iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In you go tweety bird

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Asked my girlfriend for a second opinion, she said Screwball backwards and she’s right, damn it.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can’t stop me from shoving them all up there.

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  • terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Push pop, backwards.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Choco tacos for the classy evenings

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    • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’d put a Choco Taco in your choco taco? Fierce.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s boffo

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  • DankDingleberry@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    snow cone, but backwards

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  • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The firecracker looks like it could get a good leverage and the chilling sensation would be new.

    Same goes for the pushpop and i could get a good rhythm going like a jackhammer.

    Longevity is probably going to be the biggest hurdle here though

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