Firecracker for ease, Tweety to please.
Tweety. I like stretching
Submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SimonJ@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Push pop sounds made for the job
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
With that flat top and wide body?
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
python@programming.dev 1 year ago
…can I take more than one?
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I read it as “you have two” so you can have at least 2. However many past the first you want to shove up there is up to you
joshoff@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Story of my life here
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Firecracker would be the least cumbersome. But I always wondered what it would be like to be penetrated by a taco, instead of the other way around.
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
You fuck tacos?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Of the pink variety.
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Snowcone because it melts faster and will moisen the paper making it easier to remove.
Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I was going to say that
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Strawberry eclair so it blends in.
Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hospital. Now.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
their ice cream is awful tho
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tweety’s gonna go spelunking.
SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
In Germany we have an ice cram called Flutsch Finger for exactly that purpose.
Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I’ve been talking about Choco Tacos all week. What the fuck do I have to do to get one? This implies they are still around for me to be able to shove one up my ass. Is that what I have to do? I’ll fucking do it at this point
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Now I’m gonna need someone to rap a homemade recipe to me
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 year ago
Firecracker and it’s not even close. I’ve put ice cubes up there before and it wasn’t nearly as bad as you’d imagine. The shape of it will make it easy. Plus, the ridges on it mean you’ll have less ice in contact with your skin. At some point it melts and it’s just a Popsicle stick.
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No contest, push pop has a user friendly applicator
noxy@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Firecracker is the nearest thing to a red rocket, so
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nothing with chocolate
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m gonna need some clarifications here. Does the stick/cone/tube go for the ride? How far up the ass does it need to go? Is this a proper insertion or a wedding-cake photo-op mushing situation? If it’s insertion, can the ice cream be modified to fit the butthole, or must the butthole adapt to the ice cream? There’s a lot of moving parts and complex interplay going on here.
antbricks@lemmy.today 1 year ago
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Why did they write “to” as 2, but then the actual number 1 as “one”?
Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
king cone, backwards.
CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wow I forgot all about screwballs! Those used to be my favorite as a kid I wonder if I can still get them
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I saw them at an ice cream truck a few days ago!
gnu@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Not including a Golden Gaytime in these options is a real missed opportunity…
Monzcarro@feddit.uk 1 year ago
That’s so weird - I heard about, for the first time, and looked up this ice-cream only this morning. There was a failed petition to change the name, which generated a number of counter petitions.
socsa@piefed.social 1 year ago
Wait is this like a retrospective or more aspirational?
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What’s the rectal equivalent of brain freeze? Prostate & chill?
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What you’re not even gonna give me the sponge Bob as a choice??
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I’ve seen enough EMT Tiktok to know that I need a flared base.
So I’ma have to go with screwball but upside down
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Anyone that says anything other than Choco Taco is a coward.
iamericandre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In you go tweety bird
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Asked my girlfriend for a second opinion, she said Screwball backwards and she’s right, damn it.
hperrin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You can’t stop me from shoving them all up there.
terminhell@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Push pop, backwards.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Choco tacos for the classy evenings
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’d put a Choco Taco in your choco taco? Fierce.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s boffo
DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 1 year ago
snow cone, but backwards
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The firecracker looks like it could get a good leverage and the chilling sensation would be new.
Same goes for the pushpop and i could get a good rhythm going like a jackhammer.
Longevity is probably going to be the biggest hurdle here though
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Firecracker.
Aerodynamic.
RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Fleshodynamic*