Firecracker for ease, Tweety to please.
Tweety. I like stretching
Submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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CptEnder@lemmy.world 9 months ago
scaramobo@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
I wish I hadn’t read this.
SimonJ@reddthat.com 9 months ago
Push pop sounds made for the job
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
With that flat top and wide body?
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
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python@programming.dev 9 months ago
…can I take more than one?
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
I read it as “you have two” so you can have at least 2. However many past the first you want to shove up there is up to you
joshoff@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
Story of my life here
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
Firecracker would be the least cumbersome. But I always wondered what it would be like to be penetrated by a taco, instead of the other way around.
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
You fuck tacos?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
Of the pink variety.
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Snowcone because it melts faster and will moisen the paper making it easier to remove.
Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
I was going to say that
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Strawberry eclair so it blends in.
Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Hospital. Now.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 months ago
their ice cream is awful tho
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Tweety’s gonna go spelunking.
SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
In Germany we have an ice cram called Flutsch Finger for exactly that purpose.
Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
I’ve been talking about Choco Tacos all week. What the fuck do I have to do to get one? This implies they are still around for me to be able to shove one up my ass. Is that what I have to do? I’ll fucking do it at this point
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Now I’m gonna need someone to rap a homemade recipe to me
JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 months ago
Firecracker and it’s not even close. I’ve put ice cubes up there before and it wasn’t nearly as bad as you’d imagine. The shape of it will make it easy. Plus, the ridges on it mean you’ll have less ice in contact with your skin. At some point it melts and it’s just a Popsicle stick.
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 9 months ago
No contest, push pop has a user friendly applicator
noxy@yiffit.net 9 months ago
Firecracker is the nearest thing to a red rocket, so
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nothing with chocolate
wjrii@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m gonna need some clarifications here. Does the stick/cone/tube go for the ride? How far up the ass does it need to go? Is this a proper insertion or a wedding-cake photo-op mushing situation? If it’s insertion, can the ice cream be modified to fit the butthole, or must the butthole adapt to the ice cream? There’s a lot of moving parts and complex interplay going on here.
antbricks@lemmy.today 9 months ago
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 9 months ago
Why did they write “to” as 2, but then the actual number 1 as “one”?
Num10ck@lemmy.world 9 months ago
king cone, backwards.
CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Wow I forgot all about screwballs! Those used to be my favorite as a kid I wonder if I can still get them
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I saw them at an ice cream truck a few days ago!
gnu@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Not including a Golden Gaytime in these options is a real missed opportunity…
Monzcarro@feddit.uk 9 months ago
That’s so weird - I heard about, for the first time, and looked up this ice-cream only this morning. There was a failed petition to change the name, which generated a number of counter petitions.
socsa@piefed.social 9 months ago
Wait is this like a retrospective or more aspirational?
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What’s the rectal equivalent of brain freeze? Prostate & chill?
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What you’re not even gonna give me the sponge Bob as a choice??
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
I’ve seen enough EMT Tiktok to know that I need a flared base.
So I’ma have to go with screwball but upside down
jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Anyone that says anything other than Choco Taco is a coward.
iamericandre@lemmy.world 9 months ago
In you go tweety bird
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Asked my girlfriend for a second opinion, she said Screwball backwards and she’s right, damn it.
hperrin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You can’t stop me from shoving them all up there.
terminhell@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Push pop, backwards.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Choco tacos for the classy evenings
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You’d put a Choco Taco in your choco taco? Fierce.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s boffo
DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 9 months ago
snow cone, but backwards
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The firecracker looks like it could get a good leverage and the chilling sensation would be new.
Same goes for the pushpop and i could get a good rhythm going like a jackhammer.
Longevity is probably going to be the biggest hurdle here though
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Firecracker.
Aerodynamic.
RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
Fleshodynamic*