Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innovation⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If you go to an early morning showing on a weekday just before a film is going to leave a small town theatre: there’s a good chance you can get the entire theatre to yourself for the normal admission price.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it’s AI generated. Look at the heads/faces of the people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parrot and the word "No"⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If dogs could talk like a parrot, I’m sure they’d be saying it while doing something they know they’ll be scolded for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s say it was true: The hell did they recreate the model from anyway?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what goes around⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you fry them in motor oil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bugs⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re autonomous content scraping internet bots. Aka web crawlers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birds of a feather⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  To the first guy: What size posterior would your counter-part say they like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pick your side⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never wanted Crocs until seeing this image. 😮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pick your side⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm shy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s because they’re not getting forehead kisses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most normal police encounter in the news⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: “Ha! They missed 1.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d love to eat a CLT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oxygen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If oxidation didn’t happen, you’d suffocate. 😌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can somebody explain why game makers don't start their own companies together?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They do, though. Like, all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We must domesticate them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Cornbear!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old comic, more relevant than ever⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Prompt Engineer: “I am a machine teacher.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rip Striker 2000-2024 😭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “You’re at MY funeral singing about some dead stiff named Danny Boy?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure poetry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I am looking at the product, reading the name on the box, and I still do not know what this is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just finished MGS2 and wanted to share a peak moment (Mild Spoilers)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The first time playing when he starts telling me to turn the game off cuz I’ve been playing a long time, I had literally been playing one long-ass session up to that point without ever turning the game off. Freaked me out. Psycho Mantis could tell you exactly how long you played, and I thought this was a legit Easter egg for playing a single 12+ hour session. lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ocean Depths Living⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I want this as a VR environment 😯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The way my daughter's middle school health class classifies drugs is insane.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The fact it still teaches the “gateway drug” shit tells me it’s outdated as hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this picture is 27kb⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  IDK about NYC, man. I was there once and my initial impression was media lied about the traffic. There was no cars anywhere; but the sidewalks were crowded as fuck. 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zero to hero⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To the golf thing:

  “Is not playing a sport also a sport?”

  The basic premise of the poster’s comment was:

  “Is the absence of a thing, a thing in and of itself?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this picture is 27kb⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  45 minutes by car.

  28 hours on foot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Internet comments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” - Ezekiel 23:20

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day one and done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tombstone has a good, crispy thin crust similar to those party pizzas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slommy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cotto or dry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rules for Life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  IN A FAIR FIGHT, A CAT WILL WIN

  Fight dirty; punch the cat below the belt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discovering what this man has done has ruined my day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “My mom used to be a Holocaust denier until I took her to the Holocaust museum at Auswitz. Now she can’t believe it’s only happened once.” - Anthony Jeselnik

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The one your friend, Dick, borrows⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you copyright basic geometric shapes?