If we are going to rename the Gulf wouldn't this be more appropriate

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• ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It should be renamed the Gulf of How Does This Lower’ the Cost of Groceries Again?

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Gulf of Egg Prices

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    • skvlp@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Gulf of fluffing people with empty promises

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  • damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    no joking allowed, I gotta complain here too

    Relax, doomer. Or don’t and visit one of the thousand threads where serious discussion is happening instead.

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    • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Their comment was a joke, in case you missed it.

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• cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  oil companies regularly blowing their load all over the Gulf

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was thinking that with all the “no one will notice, we don’t have to report that” oil well blowouts, we should include Key West and make it the Gulf of M.U.C.K.

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• RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  An alternative suggestion - do what they did with UTC. It’s an acronym of both “coordinated universal time” and “temps universel coordonné”, which doesn’t work in either English or French so everyone is equally unhappy

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve seen the meme about using the average of Fahrenheit and Celsius to make everyone unhappy, but I didn’t know they actually did it with UTC.

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    • cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      relevant xkcd: Felsius

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Gulf of Canada

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    NATO

    OTAN

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      TOAN

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  More like Gulf of M.U.C. from all the oil spills

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I support this resolution. All in favor say cum.

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  • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cum!

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  • Tehhund@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cum

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• 4am@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Gulp

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If I was president and retarded like our president I would totally cue this in! People all over would visit more. Good for tourism.

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  • Zron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I wish our president was just stupid and not incompetent and evil.

    Stupid presidents would just do things like fund insane plans for moon colonies or undersea military bases because it’s cool.

    Instead we have an incompetent old man who has been given a list of easy to follow steps for dismantling American democracy.

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    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Agreed!

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• livingcoder@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m just going to start pronouncing it “The Gulf of MEH-he-co”, really laying on a heavy Spanish accent for clarity.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just go full on Golfo de México.

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The stickiest gulf in the world.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s better to cum in gulf that to golf in cum …
  (maybe, idk)

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cum in the Gulf than to Gulp the Cum

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• crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That does explain the temperature and saltiness.

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  See everyone? Compromise.

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    cumpromise

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I also suggest, that in celebration of renaming it to the Cum Gulf, a party should be thrown, were people are drinking the newly legalized raw milk from three fancy goblets, named the Cum Goblets, and each country would have its own to keep.

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• DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I feel like the squirt emoji would overlay and fit nicely into that sexy little gulf

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• MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s wrong with that “Cum” has a non-lewd meaning too

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d be okay with this. Now everyone is included.

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• brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  United States of Mexico

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It can have multiple names, it’s a triple border. The world will still call it gulf of mexico tho

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No, CUM is Canada United states & Mexico

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    that’s CUSM

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    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Or MUSC-- oh shit I think we’re on to something.

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• Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The period that’s supposed to go after the ‘m’ got deported to Colombia.

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• 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is this real?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, it tastes as salty as the real thing

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• Bristlecone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can’t believe we are actually discussing this …

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