oil companies regularly blowing their load all over the Gulf
If we are going to rename the Gulf wouldn't this be more appropriate
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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cerement@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
I was thinking that with all the “no one will notice, we don’t have to report that” oil well blowouts, we should include Key West and make it the Gulf of M.U.C.K.
crank0271@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Kcum but the K is silent
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
An alternative suggestion - do what they did with UTC. It’s an acronym of both “coordinated universal time” and “temps universel coordonné”, which doesn’t work in either English or French so everyone is equally unhappy
rockerface@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I’ve seen the meme about using the average of Fahrenheit and Celsius to make everyone unhappy, but I didn’t know they actually did it with UTC.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Gulf of Canada
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
NATO
OTAN
Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
TOAN
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
More like Gulf of M.U.C. from all the oil spills
Gork@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I support this resolution. All in favor say cum.
Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Cum!
Tehhund@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Cum
4am@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
The Gulp
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If I was president and retarded like our president I would totally cue this in! People all over would visit more. Good for tourism.
Zron@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I wish our president was just stupid and not incompetent and evil.
Stupid presidents would just do things like fund insane plans for moon colonies or undersea military bases because it’s cool.
Instead we have an incompetent old man who has been given a list of easy to follow steps for dismantling American democracy.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Agreed!
someguy3@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The stickiest gulf in the world.
crank0271@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That does explain the temperature and saltiness.
livingcoder@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
I’m just going to start pronouncing it “The Gulf of MEH-he-co”, really laying on a heavy Spanish accent for clarity.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Just go full on Golfo de México.
0ops@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
See everyone? Compromise.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
cumpromise
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
It’s better to cum in gulf that to golf in cum …
(maybe, idk)Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 weeks ago
Cum in the Gulf than to Gulp the Cum
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I also suggest, that in celebration of renaming it to the Cum Gulf, a party should be thrown, were people are drinking the newly legalized raw milk from three fancy goblets, named the Cum Goblets, and each country would have its own to keep.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’d be okay with this. Now everyone is included.
DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I feel like the squirt emoji would overlay and fit nicely into that sexy little gulf
MITM0@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What’s wrong with that “Cum” has a non-lewd meaning too
brlemworld@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
United States of Mexico
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No, CUM is Canada United states & Mexico
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
that’s CUSM
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Or MUSC-- oh shit I think we’re on to something.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It can have multiple names, it’s a triple border. The world will still call it gulf of mexico tho
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
The period that’s supposed to go after the ‘m’ got deported to Colombia.
4oreman@lemy.lol 4 weeks ago
Is this real?
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I mean, it tastes as salty as the real thing
Bristlecone@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I can’t believe we are actually discussing this …
ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
It should be renamed the Gulf of How Does This Lower’ the Cost of Groceries Again?
thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Gulf of Egg Prices
skvlp@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Gulf of fluffing people with empty promises
damnedfurry@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Relax, doomer. Or don’t and visit one of the thousand threads where serious discussion is happening instead.
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Their comment was a joke, in case you missed it.