oil companies regularly blowing their load all over the Gulf
If we are going to rename the Gulf wouldn't this be more appropriate
Submitted 2 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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cerement@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I was thinking that with all the “no one will notice, we don’t have to report that” oil well blowouts, we should include Key West and make it the Gulf of M.U.C.K.
crank0271@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kcum but the K is silent
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
An alternative suggestion - do what they did with UTC. It’s an acronym of both “coordinated universal time” and “temps universel coordonné”, which doesn’t work in either English or French so everyone is equally unhappy
rockerface@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’ve seen the meme about using the average of Fahrenheit and Celsius to make everyone unhappy, but I didn’t know they actually did it with UTC.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gulf of Canada
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
NATO
OTAN
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 months ago
TOAN
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
More like Gulf of M.U.C. from all the oil spills
Gork@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I support this resolution. All in favor say cum.
Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cum!
Tehhund@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cum
4am@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The Gulp
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If I was president and retarded like our president I would totally cue this in! People all over would visit more. Good for tourism.
Zron@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wish our president was just stupid and not incompetent and evil.
Stupid presidents would just do things like fund insane plans for moon colonies or undersea military bases because it’s cool.
Instead we have an incompetent old man who has been given a list of easy to follow steps for dismantling American democracy.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Agreed!
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The stickiest gulf in the world.
crank0271@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That does explain the temperature and saltiness.
livingcoder@programming.dev 2 months ago
I’m just going to start pronouncing it “The Gulf of MEH-he-co”, really laying on a heavy Spanish accent for clarity.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just go full on Golfo de México.
0ops@lemm.ee 2 months ago
See everyone? Compromise.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
cumpromise
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It’s better to cum in gulf that to golf in cum …
(maybe, idk)Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 months ago
Cum in the Gulf than to Gulp the Cum
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I also suggest, that in celebration of renaming it to the Cum Gulf, a party should be thrown, were people are drinking the newly legalized raw milk from three fancy goblets, named the Cum Goblets, and each country would have its own to keep.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d be okay with this. Now everyone is included.
DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I feel like the squirt emoji would overlay and fit nicely into that sexy little gulf
MITM0@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What’s wrong with that “Cum” has a non-lewd meaning too
brlemworld@lemmy.world 2 months ago
United States of Mexico
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, CUM is Canada United states & Mexico
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
that’s CUSM
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Or MUSC-- oh shit I think we’re on to something.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It can have multiple names, it’s a triple border. The world will still call it gulf of mexico tho
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The period that’s supposed to go after the ‘m’ got deported to Colombia.
4oreman@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Is this real?
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, it tastes as salty as the real thing
Bristlecone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can’t believe we are actually discussing this …
ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
It should be renamed the Gulf of How Does This Lower’ the Cost of Groceries Again?
thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Gulf of Egg Prices
skvlp@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Gulf of fluffing people with empty promises
damnedfurry@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Relax, doomer. Or don’t and visit one of the thousand threads where serious discussion is happening instead.
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Their comment was a joke, in case you missed it.