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• Unity reportedly told dev Planned Parenthood and children's hospital are "not valid charities"www.gamesindustry.biz ↗
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• Comment on Unity Claims PlayStation, Xbox & Nintendo Will Pay Its New Runtime Fee On Behalf Of Devs:

  I still find it amazing that Starfield is not on the same foundations as Morrowind, a full two decades earlier.

• Comment on CEO pay has skyrocketed 1,460% since 1978:

  Year over year growth is completely unsustainable. They should be content with making healthy profits in good times, and making any profit at all during times of recession.

• Comment on Unity adding a fee for devs for each time a game is installed, after certain thresholds:

  Just because it looks better to shareholders now doesn’t make it a good business decision. I swear the majority of CEO types don’t give a damn if the company goes under in a few years because they either:

  1. Have a golden parachute in place by sucking up to the Board.

  2. Will move on to another CEO position at another company before it folds. Bonus points if they golden parachute on the way out.

• Comment on Unity adding a fee for devs for each time a game is installed, after certain thresholds:

  This is a good way to incentivize game developers to just not use Unity and just some other engine that does this.

  Great for short term profits which makes the quarterly statements look good, but bad for long term sustainability.

• Comment on Was it possible to get locked in a telephone booth?:

  🔥 Goes in spicy, comes out spicy. 🔥

• Comment on Saints Row developer Volition permanently shuts down:

  Freespace 2 was such a great game.

  I still want to know what lies past the second Knossos portal.

• Comment on Dethroning lemmy.ml, lemm.ee rises as the second most active instance:

  That’s when you need to bring out the big eye roll emojis

  🙄

• Comment on Dethroning lemmy.ml, lemm.ee rises as the second most active instance:

  Does that particular Hexbear know that raping is wrong?

• Comment on Confidence:

  Needs a ramp of some sort

• Comment on Works every time:

  “Accidentally”

• Comment on Absolutely nothing of note happened in China in June 1989, right?:

  Use the Tiananmen Sphere the rebuke to the flat-earthers who insist it is really the Tiananmen Plane?

• Comment on incredible:

  lol the oldest written text in the history of our species is a complaint.

• Comment on incredible:

  I don’t know why they put just one zero in front of years. That just makes the clock slightly longer, and it’s still insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

  02023 in years only is good until 99999, then you’d need to prepend another zero.

• Comment on Noooooo you can't make a microtransactions free game and finished too 😭😭😭:

  That’s sad because TT’s games were quite good, I think they hit their apex at Lego Marvel Superheroes 1. Awesome open world, a ton of characters, and lots of exploration in addition to the normal level quests.

• Comment on Is this it? Is there anything more to life, am I missing something?:

  Have you been sleep tested for sleep apnea? That could explain the constant exhaustion as well since your body may not actually be resting like it should even you sleep.

• Comment on Tick tock 🕚:

  A theoretical degree in physics, does that count?

• Comment on Tick tock 🕚:

  Because the gif is cursed

• Comment on nobody knows how it feels:

  And all of them will have gum stuck to the underside of the desk.

• Comment on higher wages for the servers... by the customers. Fnbs:

  Insert copypasta

• Comment on PSA: the largest piracy community is blocked from lemmy.world:

  Hmm, an amount of $10 million to sue Nintendo for trademark infringement sounds fair.

• Comment on It even fits in my pant pockets.:

  That’s a lot of wheelbarrows to lug around.

  But at least I can then repair all the potholes.

• Comment on First (I repeat, first) test of menstrual products using actual blood published last week (I repeat, last week):

  Still cheaper than printer ink

  zing

• Comment on Discord.io breached, 760k user accounts for sale on darknet:

  Just a clarification for everyone here. This isn’t Discord the chat platform. Instead it’s a platform completely unrelated to Discord that “helps you find Discord servers”.

  The entire service is misleading as it suggests that discord.io is, or is a part of, Discord.

• Comment on Thats why i never go outside:

  lol I meant stimulate. Fixed.

• Comment on Thats why i never go outside:

  Fellas, is it gay to optically simulate my prism?

• Comment on What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?:

  Go up a tier, then use a hydraulic press to crush them all at the same time.

• Comment on Why? There is enough space on the parking lot:

  ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

• Comment on Almost all remote-work news is negative now but was positive in the beginning of the pandemic. Have you noticed this or am I going crazy?:

  Ackshually, they’re two distinct sets of two screens. Unless you’re taking your two monitors to work and back home every day.

  ^sorry ^for ^the ^pedantry

• Comment on BMW:

  Other than the giant swastika, does it bother anyone else that the kerning is uneven? The B is farther away from the M than the M is from the W.