Gork
@Gork@lemm.ee
- Submitted 2 days ago to science_memes@mander.xyz | 33 comments
- Comment on Do this in remembrance of me 2 days ago:
Hail Santa!
- Comment on Don't forget Big 3 2 days ago:
Right pocket, right pocket, left pocket.
Why in that order? Because I used to keep my keys in me left pocket and wallet in my right, but once I got a smartphone I didn’t want to damage the screen, so into the right pocket the keys went, and only the phone goes in the left pocket and nothing else so it won’t get scratched.
- Comment on I am not a toy 2 days ago:
I remember the OG Og. The element formerly known as Ununoctium.
- Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 15 comments
- Comment on Guess how many ballons it will take to elevate this dog into the air 4 days ago:
I used to attach paperclips to helium party balloons until it was neutrally buoyant. It looked cool that it was sorta like antigrav technology when in reality it was just Newtonian shit.
- Comment on Anon misfires 5 days ago:
Not quite a shitpost but almost one. A fartpost.
- Comment on My only problem now that my packages have arrived... 5 days ago:
They say that guy is constantly falling down to this day.
- Comment on A Christmäs Støry 5 days ago:
Alas, a weapon worthy of waging War on Christmas! 🎄🪓
- Comment on Bon appetit. 5 days ago:
It might work if the apples were sliced to potato chip level of thin. Definitely not cubed though.
But that’s putting a lot of work into something that likely won’t taste very good to begin with.
- Comment on Hope this doesn't get civil asset forfeitured by a cop 5 days ago:
This is pointless anyone with a hacksaw can get through that metal.
- Comment on Call me SKEPT1KAL 5 days ago:
Are string theorists… braneiacs?
- Comment on Ahoy, friend! 5 days ago:
- Comment on Improve your Wi-Fi with this one trick 5 days ago:
Internet via carrier pigeon. A strong headwind will reduce your effective transmission time.
- Comment on Shitter's full, season's greetings. 6 days ago:
Hi, is this still available?
- Comment on I guess I'm just a cubicle monkey now 6 days ago:
Cubicle ape stronk
- Submitted 6 days ago to [deleted] | 28 comments
- Submitted 6 days ago to [deleted] | 153 comments
- Comment on Selling as is. 1 week ago:
The Zone is not known for being forgiving.
- Comment on Selling as is. 1 week ago:
Hi Nick, is this still available?
- Comment on Simple spelling rule. 1 week ago:
One’s an alien, the other is also an alien but spelled differently.
- Comment on Discord’s New Age Verification uses AI and Your Face! 1 week ago:
When 01/01/1900 no longer becomes an option I’ll need to resort to my standby of 01/01/1970.
- Comment on Seut 1 week ago:
They knew.
- Comment on Hopefully this gets fixed soon 1 week ago:
Literally unlistenable
- Comment on No one showed up to his party 1 week ago:
F
- Comment on A scientific discovery 2 weeks ago:
Science has not gone far enough in this case. More research is needed.
- Comment on Judge Rejects Sale of Infowars to The Onion 2 weeks ago:
“You’ve got to scratch and claw and get everything you can for everyone else,” he said.
This is where is causing our fucked up culture. Pursuit of money at all costs.
I hate it.
- Comment on Tis the season 2 weeks ago:
I need this for the War on Christmas.
- Comment on Self Pollination 2 weeks ago:
Also applies to the double sl*t experiment
- Comment on wonder if this illness is covered in the plan? 2 weeks ago:
Being denied coverage for the sake of profits is a bad thing that causes people to hate you?
Wild. Would have never guessed that.
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