Gork
@Gork@lemm.ee
- Comment on Big booty meteorologists are best meteorologists 2 hours ago:
Noice
- Submitted 8 hours ago to [deleted] | 30 comments
- Comment on Bottoms up! 9 hours ago:
Thanks I hate it
- Comment on I've been getting very alarming text messages lately. 1 day ago:
Little birdie has gotta be the Duolingo bird.
- Comment on Myth of Saddam's Allegory of the Never Give Up in the Nutty Putty Cave 1 day ago:
The nutty putty cave guy is merely a Saddam Hussein at an 80° angle.
- Comment on Also, don't knock 2 days ago:
They gonna cook some meth while they’re at it?
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip 5 days ago:
I would have hoped that before putting this implant in the guy’s brain that they had a plan for what to do in this situation. Like coming up with a method to potentially reseat the retreated “threads” it without invasive surgery. Especially if this it’s a recurring issue.
- Submitted 6 days ago to [deleted] | 8 comments
- Comment on ohhh 1 week ago:
Is the Champagne (Protected Designation of Origin) from the particular region of Champagne better than generic Champagne from other regions?
- Comment on Cybertruck Owner Breaks His Finger Trying to Show Vehicle Is Safe 1 week ago:
It isn’t a safety feature, it’s a danger feature!
Because they literally designed it that way, to close harder when there’s an obstruction. Morons.
- Comment on PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all 1 week ago:
At the time of his 2009 interview, Emlen also said that U.S. standards allowed for coffee beans to contain up to 10% “insect filth and insects” — a fact that has been somewhat misrepresented. According to guidance issued by the FDA, an average of 10% or more of green coffee beans were found to be insect-infested, which included beans damaged by insects or mold.
That isn’t super encouraging that the standard is less than 10% any matter that isn’t coffee, including insect parts.
- Comment on Honeypot 1 week ago:
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为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
- Comment on Touchy 1 week ago:
There are 18 discs though what do I do
- Comment on Day one and done 1 week ago:
Sadly frozen pizza tends to not have good crusts. The only exception I’ve found was interestingly enough the cheapest of pizzas, the Totinos Party Pizzas.
- Comment on history buff 2 weeks ago:
A true Anthropological Adonis.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to memes@sopuli.xyz | 31 comments
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- Comment on The prophecy has been fulfilled 2 weeks ago:
Illumibaracki
- Comment on Peter Griffin and Ariana Grande 2 weeks ago:
She’s either:
- a Starbucks^®^ drink size, or
- a Taco Bell^®^ menu item
- Comment on evangelism 2 weeks ago:
So AI = E - mc^2^?
That’s some crazy physics right there.
- Comment on Ascended to Spanish 2 weeks ago:
Nobody expects the Spanish language inquisition.
- Comment on Screw Uber! 2 weeks ago:
I like how the Germans pronounce it, with the umlauts and all.
Mo-et-ley Cr-ewe
- Comment on Map of the different climates in Australia 2 weeks ago:
Pretty wild that you can drive a short distance north and go from a Finland climate to a Louisiana one.
- Comment on Gotta get on that grindset 2 weeks ago:
Truly a business genius. We can only hope to have the Vision™ that he does. /s
- Comment on Friends matter 2 weeks ago:
Orgy
- Comment on Italian herbs and spices 2 weeks ago:
A Ferrero Rocher does look like it has mountains on it as well so this tracks.
- Comment on Always CYA 3 weeks ago:
That didn’t seem to help that one guy who made detailed reconstructions of classified military bases in Minecraft.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 22 comments
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