9‽
Stuck
Submitted 10 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/76d21023-ea0d-48ae-8c4c-e15fa9ebaadf.jpeg
Comments
someguy3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I don’t have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.
absentbird@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap
UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Check out Mr. Popular over here with his social life.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 10 months ago
Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It’s instinctual.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It’s not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.
tomi000@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll ask my priest.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 10 months ago
You misunderstand. It’s a 9yo fidget spinner.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My wife texted me the other day:
You know that yellow slide out son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.
He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Yeah, children play with their genitals far more than I ever wanted to believe. I don’t really remember doing it as a kid, but it wouldn’t surprise me if most parents have stories about the odd things that happen.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Not just boys. Girls explore and test boundaries with their genitals too.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I was jerking off around that age, hadn’t ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9
expatriado@lemmy.world 10 months ago
15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Usually I get mine out before I drain it.
toofpic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The ultimate Helicopter Dick.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Right foot penis, back penis, fidgit spinner… still spinning!
PapstJL4U@lemmy.world [bot] 10 months ago
Thats why you explain what tge helicopter really is…
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 months ago
I’ve seen some different sizes of fidget spinners, but no way is anyone that small lol
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 months ago
it’s a 9 year old
Zidane@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
We all know boys don’t grow dick and balls until puberty
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I mean, as someone who was once 9 (and I’m not lacking but I’m not that gifted either), still idk about this. They used skateboard bearings, like bones reds but cheaper (if you wanna make that shit fly, throw some swiss ceramics in there). I never fidget spun because I’m old but I skated so I recognized them instantly. Maybe if the bearing was popped out, but no way anyone fits in a fidget spinner with the bearing in.
That axle hole is 8mm, the external diameter is still only 22mm, but maybe, if the wiener in question can squish down to roughly 23mm. Still hard to believe. Reds pictured for reference.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Absolutely not. A baby penis could MAYBE fit in a skateboard bearing. Probably not even then. That’s ridiculous.
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
he’s literally me
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Directions unclear
hOrni@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Like it didn’t happen to everybody at some point.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fwizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I would have to wonder if there were any nurses/doctors that found themselves spinning a fidget spinner later that day. Maybe they knew where it came from… maybe they didn’t.
KingBoo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
… But how?
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 10 months ago
It’s a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.
ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah. Lets get he 9yo drunk
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It builds character, dammit!
ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Ahahaha. Missed that detail, but it could be 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69…well maybe not 69+.
tourist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?
piefood@piefed.social 10 months ago
8====%===D
Gork@lemm.ee 10 months ago
42069
expatriado@lemmy.world 10 months ago
4011
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 10 months ago
00003
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 10 months ago
If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won’t abbreviate it
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
FGT SPNR STK ON PNS