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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

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    • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?

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      • piefood@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        8====%===D

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      • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        42069

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      • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        4011

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      • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        00003

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    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won’t abbreviate it

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      FGT SPNR STK ON PNS

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    9‽

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I don’t have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.

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      • absentbird@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap

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    • UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Check out Mr. Popular over here with his social life.

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    • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It’s instinctual.

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      • iheartneopets@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It’s instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It’s not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.

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    • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.

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      • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’ll ask my priest.

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      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.

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      • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You misunderstand. It’s a 9yo fidget spinner.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My wife texted me the other day:

      You know that yellow slide out son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.

      He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.

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      • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Yeah, children play with their genitals far more than I ever wanted to believe. I don’t really remember doing it as a kid, but it wouldn’t surprise me if most parents have stories about the odd things that happen.

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      • iheartneopets@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Not just boys. Girls explore and test boundaries with their genitals too.

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I was jerking off around that age, hadn’t ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me

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    • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER

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    • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.

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      • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Usually I get mine out before I drain it.

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  • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The ultimate Helicopter Dick.

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Right foot penis, back penis, fidgit spinner… still spinning!

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  • PapstJL4U@lemmy.world [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thats why you explain what tge helicopter really is…

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ve seen some different sizes of fidget spinners, but no way is anyone that small lol

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      it’s a 9 year old

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      • Zidane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        We all know boys don’t grow dick and balls until puberty

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I mean, as someone who was once 9 (and I’m not lacking but I’m not that gifted either), still idk about this. They used skateboard bearings, like bones reds but cheaper (if you wanna make that shit fly, throw some swiss ceramics in there). I never fidget spun because I’m old but I skated so I recognized them instantly. Maybe if the bearing was popped out, but no way anyone fits in a fidget spinner with the bearing in.

        That axle hole is 8mm, the external diameter is still only 22mm, but maybe, if the wiener in question can squish down to roughly 23mm. Still hard to believe. Reds pictured for reference.

        3621

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      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Absolutely not. A baby penis could MAYBE fit in a skateboard bearing. Probably not even then. That’s ridiculous.

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      reddit.com/…/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_5…

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  • dechnically@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    he’s literally me

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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Directions unclear

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Like it didn’t happen to everybody at some point.

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fwizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I would have to wonder if there were any nurses/doctors that found themselves spinning a fidget spinner later that day. Maybe they knew where it came from… maybe they didn’t.

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  • KingBoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    … But how?

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    • nichtburningturtle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
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  • ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.

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    • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah. Lets get he 9yo drunk

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It builds character, dammit!

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      • ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Ahahaha. Missed that detail, but it could be 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69…well maybe not 69+.

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