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Submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I don’t have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.
absentbird@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap
UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Check out Mr. Popular over here with his social life.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 year ago
Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It’s instinctual.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It’s not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.
tomi000@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll ask my priest.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 year ago
You misunderstand. It’s a 9yo fidget spinner.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My wife texted me the other day:
You know that yellow slide out son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.
He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Yeah, children play with their genitals far more than I ever wanted to believe. I don’t really remember doing it as a kid, but it wouldn’t surprise me if most parents have stories about the odd things that happen.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Not just boys. Girls explore and test boundaries with their genitals too.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I was jerking off around that age, hadn’t ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 year ago
15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Usually I get mine out before I drain it.
toofpic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The ultimate Helicopter Dick.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Right foot penis, back penis, fidgit spinner… still spinning!
PapstJL4U@lemmy.world [bot] 1 year ago
Thats why you explain what tge helicopter really is…
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 year ago
I’ve seen some different sizes of fidget spinners, but no way is anyone that small lol
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 year ago
it’s a 9 year old
Zidane@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
We all know boys don’t grow dick and balls until puberty
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I mean, as someone who was once 9 (and I’m not lacking but I’m not that gifted either), still idk about this. They used skateboard bearings, like bones reds but cheaper (if you wanna make that shit fly, throw some swiss ceramics in there). I never fidget spun because I’m old but I skated so I recognized them instantly. Maybe if the bearing was popped out, but no way anyone fits in a fidget spinner with the bearing in.
That axle hole is 8mm, the external diameter is still only 22mm, but maybe, if the wiener in question can squish down to roughly 23mm. Still hard to believe. Reds pictured for reference.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Absolutely not. A baby penis could MAYBE fit in a skateboard bearing. Probably not even then. That’s ridiculous.
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
he’s literally me
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Directions unclear
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Like it didn’t happen to everybody at some point.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fwizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I would have to wonder if there were any nurses/doctors that found themselves spinning a fidget spinner later that day. Maybe they knew where it came from… maybe they didn’t.
KingBoo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
… But how?
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 1 year ago
It’s a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.
ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah. Lets get he 9yo drunk
ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Ahahaha. Missed that detail, but it could be 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69…well maybe not 69+.
tourist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?
piefood@piefed.social 1 year ago
8====%===D
Gork@lemm.ee 1 year ago
42069
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 year ago
4011
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 1 year ago
00003
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won’t abbreviate it
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FGT SPNR STK ON PNS