MsPenguinette

@MsPenguinette@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's do an integration 🫪⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Slight tangent, it’s derivative but puns are integral to a good joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was a simpler time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Great. Now we can’t be honest lest we get committed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snackalackin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna lose so much weight once I don’t have a teen in the house. The snacks. It’s like the ring. Every moment is a moment of avoiding being cheeky with a little snack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LET'S ALL TAKE THE PANDA PLEDGE!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Making promises you can’t keep is a path to nobody trusting you. Be careful

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Wait!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Glad to see CVS be aware of the typical CVS experience

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Office Space (1999)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1: learn the arts of air bending

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better to just turn around and leave, if you can⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My condolences

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Puppygirl supremacy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people are cat people and some are dog people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jorb⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always wonders about the jorts. I guess I’ve never seen th earlier in their life cycle but that probably cause I’m a city slicker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful what you name it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine is “Connecting…” And same with my TV for airply/casting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Hope You're Happy Pal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wrote a whole thing, but this clearly was a playful punch in the arm. If you just punch them back, you can have a laugh. Responding with “lol” would defuse more than trying to be intellectual in your comeback

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Hope You're Happy Pal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, we are all nerds here, and nerd-to-nerd this is a terrible response that isn’t going to land like lead balloon. Literally “your mom took it out on you as an infant” would land better than this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨new Tesla Roadster prototype⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone acting like this who is out of highschool is a walking huge red flag

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cool Bug Fact #47⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer to say it’s habit forming. Better captures the battle with with the parts of you that want to quit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Onion is on Fire⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it even worth looting it if there hasn’t been an IPO yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawful evil⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine being single and actively casually dating and having this just run in your head for the rest of your life. Never knowing if someone is going to show up to your door and introduce you as the parent. I think part of the terrorism is that it’d affect everything, and be especially hainious if you want to be a parent. Youd have to tell future potential long term partners that there may be a child out there. I think might be one of the most long term cognitohazard pranks I’ve seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GF loves Disney. Favorite character is Chip from Chip and Dale. Was thrilled to get this picture with him.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The thumbnail is… nm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evil⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, chat bots are getting so good that I could imagine them having it respond to criticisms with humor to seem real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I the only one?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Their stock price going down is definitely enough to at least make it to trial. Maybe a jury or judge might determine that it dint actually cause damage overall, but it’d be silly to claim that there isn’t any damage claim whatsoever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some heroes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs to be a gif where it starts shaking a tiny bit for like 30 seconds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For real though⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddit’s API issue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes nature is a tattle tale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours later (tail end of the period)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes nature is a tattle tale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same game for me. I’m super happy about being super pretty version of me but the face tattoos might be a problem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Tee Shirt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Boomer ah shirt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who does Temu think I am?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do some self reflection and embrace your true self. Advertisers know you better than you do!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am this pole⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m kind of jealous

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol she's gonna die laughing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheesy Michelle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real image of me opening discord⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone have the original source?