MsPenguinette

@MsPenguinette@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes nature is a tattle tale⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours later (tail end of the period)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes nature is a tattle tale⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Same game for me. I’m super happy about being super pretty version of me but the face tattoos might be a problem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Tee Shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Boomer ah shirt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who does Temu think I am?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do some self reflection and embrace your true self. Advertisers know you better than you do!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am this pole⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m kind of jealous

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol she's gonna die laughing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheesy Michelle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real image of me opening discord⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone have the original source?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self sacrifice is honorable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you accounted for your access being revoked before you are notified about your fate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self sacrifice is honorable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the suicide bomber method

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wife changing money⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would prefer our monetary systems come with the flexibility that is present when managed by governments. Unless someone can create crypto that has consumer protections

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wife changing money⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Crypto does work because digital scarcity is not good enough to create meaningful value so the fall back value is the energy input into the token. And the idea something is valuable just because of the electricity used is not very compelling and will never be adopted. Bitcoins price right now is highly based on miners keeping a floor based on not wanting a loss on their current energy input. Crypto basically abstracts the concept of money so far that losing actual reasons why it works. Touch grass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This weather stinks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the new punchline better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cause crayons that come in 24 packs taste better than the 12 packs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes I’m just doing stuff for chaos’s sake. Ill buy the game just to cause trouble. I guess we just find entertainment value in different things, cause I have a great time with this kind of drama

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Annon relfects on W doing it for the love of the game⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No handlers? We all already forgot about Dick?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rage for the machine?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Government Sanctioned Radio” “Rally round the family with a pocket full of shell. But unironically”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We didn't have this option as kids⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Freak shit it is. Thanks for the advice!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We didn't have this option as kids⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m experiencing some pretty strong dysphoria. I want to extend the homework for ACCT201b but I don’t have a ACCT201b class with homework to extend. Does anyone have advice for what to do with these feelings?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CompSci freshmen can relate⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My degree is in mathematics. Look, I could get in a lot of trouble for talking about this, but they’ve been lying to you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phrasing!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not supply. I’m demand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phrasing!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And people wonder why there is a top shortage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  There are 0 situations where you want to see this in the wild

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't know how my husband passed his citizenship test⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well now I know about them and know not to fear them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Math is amazing!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  00003

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wasted time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The bird or the trampoline?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This queue for the new swasticar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They can’t, that’s why they keep dying in car crashes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moap⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ain’t no way that isn’t supposed to look like meat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss reddit. I’d still be terminally there if apollo still existed