WDYM another 🤨
LET'S ALL TAKE THE PANDA PLEDGE!
Submitted 3 weeks ago by pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to [deleted]
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Comments
IpsumLauren@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
it was an accident.
Will you take the pledge with me?
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
How about a compromise? I won’t kill anymore pandas on purpose, but if any pandas get in the way of my very legal bamboo clear-cutting operation, then I can’t be held responsible for the actions my company would have to take to protect shareholder value!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
I don’t know…
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Those pandas were probably terrorists anyways
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
That’s like the old trick yes-or-no question, “Have you stopped beating your wife?”.
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
No? I just want people to stop killing pandas!
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Ok, but can I at least emotionally maim the panda?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
It’s not technically killing, I guess, but why would you want to? The pledge implies love :(
MrNesser@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sorry can’t do it
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
pls :(
MrNesser@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They know what they did
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Making promises you can’t keep is a path to nobody trusting you. Be careful
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Thank you! That’s why I want others to take the pledge with me. That way we can be accounting buddies!
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is the licensee notice part of a joke I’m missing?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
No, it’s there so AI can’t steal my art. Will you take the pledge?
IlCaviale@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The concern about AI stealing art relates to artists whose art is worth purchasing or reproducing, not to mspaint doodles
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
🤚 I pledge to kill another panda so PMJV doesnt have to
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
damn. uh… hm…
starik@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Chinese propaganda
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Deal with it! Will you take the pledge with me?
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
OK, I’ll give in and stop the panda massacre, but can’t guarantee my husky will do the same.
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Thank you so much for taking the panda pledge!!! <3
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Seriously thinking of getting my husky a Lemmy profile so that she can see the error of her ways (or troll all of us constantly 🤣).
herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What if it’s coming right for me, and I have let everyone know that it’s coming right for me by shouting “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!”?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
if you take the pledge, then in this instance you die. but it’d be the right thing to do.
Popper2142@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
what about after labor day?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
better after labor day than never i guess
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Sure do hope no panda will have any hot opinions after this pledge…
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
There’s always a chance.
Stamau123@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you for making Panda safe content!
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
People are asking a lot of questions about the panda pledge that are actually very clearly answered by the panda pledge
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Yes, thank you! Will you take it?
bold_omi@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I don’t take oaths. You’ll just have to hope I don’t.
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Pandas can eat oats!
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Ah finally save
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Thanks for taking the pledge with me!
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
I just don’t understand why you guys are like this! All year long it’s all games and fun and cyberbullying, but the one time there’s a real problem that i’m passionate about, you just turn your backs on me.
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
What if it’s him or me?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Then, if you take the pledge, you die so that the panda may live.
i_need_your_bones@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
That’s thinking in absolutes. I trust you can find a reasonable resolution for all parts that doesn’t involve killing the panda.
Have you tried to discuss the issue with that panda? Try getting a mediator to work through your issues together. Can’t do that? Maybe just die. It’s ok to do