sangeteria

@sangeteria@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You finally have a third option when you die⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Funeral car in the upcoming woke (affectionate) Cars 4 movie be like “my pronouns are she/hearse”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joys of communal laundry.⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Guy doesn’t douche and he wiped his dildo clean before tossing it in the dryer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, the Harvard Bellevue cemetery⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Might slide off/away. The holder has a “catch” yk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, the Harvard Bellevue cemetery⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Love for its existence and purpose 💖 or maybe gorilla glue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, the Harvard Bellevue cemetery⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if it was plastic and on top of the charger block?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Odds Are Good When The Goods Are Odd⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Awful map design oh my god

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lmao⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is “thank you for your attention to this matter” so commonly repeated by Trump?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Please, sir, I am dying and with child 😪 10 watermelons and 100 anchovies 🥰”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They Take the Character Limit Off Twitter and This is What Happens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yet another leftist wall of text posing as a meme 🙄🙄🙄 (/j, obviously)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First of all, rude⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually think OP added sufficient material outside of the post to turn something serious into a shitpost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LET'S ALL TAKE THE PANDA PLEDGE!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People are asking a lot of questions about the panda pledge that are actually very clearly answered by the panda pledge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fluffy tail butt plug is part of this year's fox-themed costume⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going as a spider. I bought a mesh shirt 😈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who suffers da most⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Prob Theodore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dating a rural Khmer guy + his non-English speaking dad wasn't on my 2026 bingo card⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was at the bathhouse and I topped this really hot Viet guy, like I was so into him. He did seem less into me but was also the first to initiate with me so he was prob like “eh, you’ll do.”

  I did get his insta and he followed me. I requested to follow him but he hasn’t accepted or rejected it. I’m tortured by this, this man is so hot. AND he wants to bottom for me, which is rare cuz I come off as such a cute submissive twink but I be slangin it yk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dating a rural Khmer guy + his non-English speaking dad wasn't on my 2026 bingo card⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How does it feel to be THE cvntress of lemmy my queen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HeeHee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I felt like this joke was kind of lame/a bit lacking. I did like how the woman loosely resembles Cher. Maybe a 3.5/10

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tell me what to do today, and I will report back.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gay sex (if you’re really up for it and also w consent)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young, Dumb, and Full of Press Releases⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If Scott were a real go-getter he’d transition for the job

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technological quantum leap⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Memes made by the OCD community

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guinea pigs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Girl, we can’t either 😭😭😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They all look like this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, if you just stipple the ceiling it looks ugly. Like stalactites in a cave. But it can be nice with a bit of intentionality and design effort

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This makes so much more sense⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No but I think it’d be really funny if we started doing that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This makes so much more sense⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can be fixed w “northwest” and “southwest”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your move⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude… rob them tf (/j)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard Out There For A Woman⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lowkey them both saying that is so sexy to me

  I’m also a gay guy and not a woman so idk if that’s a factor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From the archive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually some interesting dynamics at play, ty for the info 💖

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aww, how sweet!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  covering the “a” with my finger ok purr thank you! 💖💅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From the archive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbh I feel like “sexy cop” costumes aren’t hot to me anymore because it makes me think about real cops ☹️ same with “sexy soldier” costumes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨as good as new⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe good for sniffies but even then ur pushin ur luck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Words of wisdom 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh wow he’s very famous, ty for the info