If Scott were a real go-getter he’d transition for the job
Young, Dumb, and Full of Press Releases
Submitted 3 weeks ago by UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Naww… they don’t like men in women’s sports
(This is just poking fun at the ignorance. Please don’t take it as me actually believing that bullshit)
modus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Scott needs to show more cleavage.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As hot as Jan, but in a different way
Zkuld@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Has the same vibe as the election in Brooklyn 99 where there are multiple old white male candidates named John Kelly.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
They should just save time, use Sydney Sweeney and have her advertise products throughout the briefings.
She could wear a lower cut shirt for worse news she has to deliver.
fonix232@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Didn't think I could have less respect (or find her more revolting), but alas if Sweeney accepts it, I really really hope she's blacklisted from every movie studio, not just Hollywood.
Killercat103@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I’ll be honest. It took me a second to realize the 3 on the left were different people
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They’re interchangeable by design. All four of them, really.
Bristlecone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So did we decide Sweeney is a piece of shit, then? I fucking love never watching media that benefits a piece of shit person, so I’m fully ready
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So did we decide Sweeney is a piece of shit, then?
Perhaps one of those pieces of corn in the shit. Absent the shit, I’d have fewer complaints.
jobbies@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Nah - humans can’t reliably parrot Trumps nonsense. They’re getting an
AISI agent instead.Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Shitty Intelligence? Slutty intelligence?
mEEGal@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
yes
Archer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Subpar intelligence
EmptyAsparagus@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
no one would’ve seen it coming from a groper, rapist and pedo :D
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
🎶 One of these things is not like the others 🎶
redballooon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s for diversity, equity and inclusion.
VonReposti@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Maybe he’s secretly a trans-white-blonde-girl-with-a-boob-job
LMurch@mas.to 3 weeks ago
@SubArcticTundra @UnderpantsWeevil Yeah, how did Kate Upton get lumped in with that group of losers?
rhinestones@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
As wealthy millionaire living my best life, I’m giving 35 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12 I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.
Monument@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I didn’t know who the woman with the misspelled first name was, so I looked her up. I was sure the joke was that she is a porn star. Nah - some kind of social media influencer that moves a lot of products through banal videos.
– Wikipedia
Seems right for Trump.
scrion@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
She got popular on TikTok with “get ready with me” videos, a genre of short form content where you watch people apply makeup and get dressed for clubbing, concerts etc. (or the opposite, actually, watching them get ready for bed).
She is conventionally attractive and has a bunch of equally attractive friends who appear in her content, so it’s easy to see the appeal. Plus, GRWM feels like you’re socializing, sitting at the person’s desk / “battle station”, getting ready with them, just chatting, sharing stories. I see why the overall genre is working.
That being said, I watched a few videos of her just now, and well yeah, it’s not exactly intellectually stimulating. She really is the hot blonde girl that dates the football star talking about her boob job and how she doesn’t understand why she was invited to Miley Cyrus’s NYE party, and it pretty much ends there.
Then again, that’s like the depth of what, 90% of popular media? I can’t hate on her as a person.
Delphia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Same as people being mad at Sidney Sweeney because racist white guys love her like conventionally attractive blondes with big tits dont test pretty well across the board.
Monument@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
It’s weird - a parasocial relationship that has replaced real ones, and the person just does product placements at you. But it works for some people.
I’d rather talk to my cat. The only thing he tries to get me to buy is cat food. And a million small toys.
NonconfrontationaI@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Seems right for a marketing degree.