Monument
@Monument@piefed.world
- Comment on i love standing out💖 2 hours ago:
Alas, like a dragon, there are some elements of my (and others) privacy that I hoard.
- Comment on i love standing out💖 9 hours ago:
You absolutely should.
But as a word of advice: take really, really good measurements multiple times at different times of the day and rely on the largest measurement collected for a given area. Also, only buy one the first time you purchase.
(The latter thing didn’t bite us, but could have. The elbows, of all places, are a touch too small and after about an hour start to become uncomfortable.)
- Comment on i love standing out💖 11 hours ago:
That’s very charitable. I can see it.
- Comment on i love standing out💖 11 hours ago:
I sort of do this to my wife. She’s unbearably hot. Also sort of hates strangers.
I’m kind of the attention seeker, but she will dress up for me sometimes. Last year we went to a Halloween party where she wore a black skin-tight snakeskin patterned catsuit.
- Comment on i love standing out💖 11 hours ago:
At peril of stating the obvious:
You did. You commented. - Comment on Gotta shit the right way 12 hours ago:
Side-saddle gang.
I don’t know if I was a small kid or potty trained early, but I distinctly remember having to sit sideways until my parents got an adapter seat, because my (likely malnourished) skinny ass would wind up in the water if I sat straight on.
- Comment on Now that's a real flex 3 days ago:
I’d wager that better than 90% of people’s nipples are smaller than their butthole. Their areola, however…
- Comment on Mister! 4 days ago:
If I travelled internationally, this would be the wallpaper of my burner phone. Trauma for privacy.
- Comment on when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first? 1 week ago:
Are you free this weekend?
- Comment on The Ultimate Robot Knockout Legend (URKL) is a professional, freestyle combat sports league for full-sized humanoid robots. This is real. 1 week ago:
I feel like that should be disqualifying. Or at least, the robots should be compelled to use the swinging head as a mace.
- Comment on The Ultimate Robot Knockout Legend (URKL) is a professional, freestyle combat sports league for full-sized humanoid robots. This is real. 1 week ago:
What?
(Out of the loop. Don’t know how to unpack that statement.)
- Comment on lust vs love 1 week ago:
No, no.
I’m going to blindly assert you’re wrong and chain together my own theories with semi-plausible arguments.Anyway, that’s how the internal power struggles of the Branch Davidians inspired House of Cards.
- Comment on They have already decided to promote an existing employee. But play the "search" game and screw you 2 weeks ago:
I recently applied for a management role and they decided to only consider external candidates after the interview.
They settled on someone that doesn’t really have relatable experience. I’ve had to train them on so many things. It’s just demoralizing.
A project I did is getting written up in a national (industry) publication soon. It was a special project that is outside my normal scope and represents the type of work that I interviewed for. But fuck me, right?
- Comment on I agree with don 2 weeks ago:
I hope the username is related.
- Comment on You needed to exhibit at least one to be admitted to the "lunatic asylum" 2 weeks ago:
Suppression of masturbation and excessive masturbation implies they consider some level of masturbation to be not just acceptable, but required.
Suspending disbelief: How do they know?!?
- Comment on You needed to exhibit at least one to be admitted to the "lunatic asylum" 2 weeks ago:
No.
Posted: September 43, 1503
- Comment on i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation 2 weeks ago:
Hahaha!
My friend that does this bought a pack of 100 of just the squeakers and she always carries spares to share.
Although… the rubber chicken, which requires a lot less force to honk, might be a good option for the gents. But then they’d honk every time they sat down. Hm… ideas are brewing.
- Comment on i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation 3 weeks ago:
Perfect username for this comment.
But also, it just depends. Sometimes it’s about the party, place, and people.
I don’t talk about it much in normal spaces, but a subset of my friends group is fairly routinely naked or (with consent) randomly and casually sexually interacting with others.
At the most recent party with this group, they had to explicitly say the party was kid-friendly until a certain point, to avoid pink bits and inappropriate demonstrations from happening while children were there. (And also to ensure parents knew to get their kids out of there.)
Examples of things that routinely occur -
Some of the women wear dog toy squeakers in their bra to encourage interaction with their boobs.
People just compare undergarments and anatomy. Folks just get partially/fully naked and hang out.
People get tied up on the suspension point in the living room.
The same mount point can also mount to a pole, and the pole can be swapped in if someone is feeling acrobatic.
Sex sometimes randomly happens. I’ve been involved in an impromptu threesome. (A twosome spun up and we had a guest appearance.) People leave doors open.
There’s a hot tub. People use it. (The rule is no bodily fluids in the hot tub.) I mean, it’s kinky people at a party. Not a kink party. But just people at a party that negotiate consent and things happen.Different rules for different groups, though. The point isn’t to make people uncomfortable or to play power games (doing that probably would lead to a conversation at minimum and possibly a loss of invitation to future parties), it’s to revel in the physical pleasure of interacting with others and to have fun with folks who like to express their exhbitionist tendencies. While also bitching about work and life and all the other things people do at parties.
- Comment on I said meow! 4 weeks ago:
You only feed your cats once a day?
We feed ours wet food twice daily and keep a dry kibble feeder bowl out 24/7.
Buuut, we do not feed them when we wake up. They get fed after the rest of the morning routine is done.
(We’ve inadvertently tested this - we had a friend stay with us and they started helping around the house by feeding the cats first thing after they woke up in the morning, which lead to the cats waking us up at 5 am for awhile. After we broke the wake up and feeding connection, they calmed down.) - Comment on tidy 1 month ago:
Front and back, 8 holes.
… Fleshlight…?
hmm.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I believe both iOS and Android now support built in call screening, where a caller must leave a message about why they’re calling and you get to decide if you pick up.
Since enabling it on my iOS device, every spammer has hung up immediately, rather than leave a message or try to talk to me.
- Comment on Sorry, honey 1 month ago:
I have a sexual parasomnia - while this hasn’t happened in at least 15 years, I used to initiate sex while asleep. I have no memory of it, but I have groped, kissed, sucked on the fingers of people, and sexually touched people sleeping next to me.
I’ve always woken up just before sex occurred, but I’ve accidentally had sex with people before - people who I was attracted to, but maybe didn’t want to bang - because we fell asleep together.These days I’m not nearly in as many beds as I used to be (regardless of purpose) but I’m also an incredibly light sleeper now. The slightest movement and my conscious brain takes over. (Yay for newly(ish) developed hyper vigilance and anxiety.)
With that said, I don’t sleep next to anyone anymore unless we’ve had a conversation about what could happen, and are on the same page. - Comment on I think they finally got it 1 month ago:
Oooh. That’s excellent!
- Comment on I think they finally got it 1 month ago:
Do they change the name of the element every so often or even dynamically, like some websites do?
- Comment on Corpus Drips 1 month ago:
I saw labia way before noticing the shoes.
- Comment on Why are American men leaving the workforce at historic rates? 1 month ago:
At least it’s not because they’re millennials.
- Comment on Maybe they are drawn towards the confidence this process makes them feel? 1 month ago:
She is pretty cool.
I’m on a tear today, as you can tell by my interaction with my wife.
- Comment on Maybe they are drawn towards the confidence this process makes them feel? 1 month ago:
I do not know.
Either it wasn’t, or the movie is more engaging than I realize because aside from one scene, I didn’t think about her vagoofer at all.
Yes, I called it a vagoofer instead of vagina, labia, or vulva. (Or as my phone would like me to say, Virginia, Latvia, or Vatican.) Mostly because my wife is mortified by the term, and I like seeing her mortified. I’m going to read this comment to her after work. I will update it to let you all know if she squealed with embarrassment or rolled her eyes at me.
- Comment on Be The Sunshine ☀️ 1 month ago:
The people in my neck of the woods will range from 65 to 85 sometimes! It’s why I’ve adopted a more passive approach - because people are randomly hyper aggressive.
- Comment on Be The Sunshine ☀️ 1 month ago:
I must have.
My wife is an anxious passenger. I usually set the adaptive cruise control to whatever matches prevailing traffic, and stay in the outermost lane unless I have to pass someone. Most of my driving is honestly trying to make sure if someone does something stupid, I’m reacting to it in a calm way.
A lot of people have big feels about controlling the road.
The adaptive cruise control is interesting - if I’m a few hundred feet behind someone long enough for it to “lock in”, I know their speed because my car is pacing them.It’s fascinating to see people suddenly accelerate after miles of the same speed on a relatively empty road because I moved into the passing lane, or (conversely) slow down because they’re alongside a slow vehicle and not in danger of being under-passed by another driver. The ego and herd mentality is something to behold.
