We've All Been Here

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• Monument@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A few winters ago, my wife and I took edibles and then like a half hour noticed some weird movement on our porch.
  It was a 13 year old who had run away from home and snuck onto our porch. She was attempting to stay warm by huddling under the dog blankets we keep out there.

  After a short delay (figuring out what the hell was going on), we called the police. They arrived as the edibles were hitting and we had to keep our shit together while trying to talk to the cops about this kid that randomly appeared.

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  • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    At least here, there’s what I think are called “good Samaritan” laws that state no one may be charged if one is in an altered state of mind while calling about an overdose. Every example I’ve ever encountered has been specifically about an overdose, but I would think doing a good deed despite the risk would grant some leeway, from the court if not the cop.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Unless you’re in like Utah, where the church still has a fairly firm grasp on the local government, most cops really don’t give a fuck about pot any more unless you’re driving.

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    • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Some of them apply to rendering aid too, so if you try to save someone’s life and fail you won’t be charged with anything.

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  • BlonksClown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Snitch

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    • Redfox8@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      For trying to find a runaway girl a safe place to sleep & not get sucked in to homelessness or worse? The police may not be the best option, depending on who comes out & where they live, but arguably better than nothing. You can’t second guess why they ran away, but shitting on someone for trying to help with a single word response…good job keyboard warrior.

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    • tyranny@crazypeople.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      i don’t know what your comment was, but from context, i surmise that i agree

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Doesn’t want the brave public servants of his majesty’s constabulary to contract her communicable conjunctivitis. Very thoughtful, really.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes genuinely is that what the post is about? I thought the post was about that, too

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You’re a red square?

      How’s the weather in Moscow these days?

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• nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Please help understand. Am dumb; do not get

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  • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    her eyes are red from smoking the marijuana, and hiding it from the cops behind her.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m so American I thought she’d been pepper sprayed and her eyes were still red while in custody

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is this not the UK where it’s decriminalized?

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The cop farted so hard, it made her eyes red.

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  • justdaveisfine@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    She’s high and doesn’t want the cop to notice.

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    • dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We kind of needed that reference. Didnt know that was supposed to be a cop. I’m from America so.

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  • qwank@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Eyes redder than the devil’s dick

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• balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There’s something “it’s always sunny in Philadelphia” do right and is the make up when they’re high or drunk on wine. A lot of series have scenes where the characters are high but never give them red eyes

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  • bran_buckler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Are the red eyes just from smoking? I take edibles all the time, but my eyes are never red from it

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    • _skj@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Dry eyes are a common side effect of THC, especially larger doses. This is the main reason people have red eyes and squint when high. The smoke may also cause irritation making it worse.

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• deus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I thought that was Greta Thunberg for a second

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is that the UK? I haven’t been either

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• MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I havent

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• fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Post with the mos upvoed anecdotes. Thank you 😁😊😅

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• NGC2346@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Me rn

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