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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

  Doesn’t want the brave public servants of his majesty’s constabulary to contract her communicable conjunctivitis. Very thoughtful, really.

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Is that the UK? I haven’t been either

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• nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Please help understand. Am dumb; do not get

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  • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    her eyes are red from smoking the marijuana, and hiding it from the cops behind her.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I’m so American I thought she’d been pepper sprayed and her eyes were still red while in custody

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Is this not the UK where it’s decriminalized?

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    The cop farted so hard, it made her eyes red.

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  • justdaveisfine@piefed.social ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    She’s high and doesn’t want the cop to notice.

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