chocrates

@chocrates@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how babby is formed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if this joke will be lost on th kids 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is not an issue⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I will have a hair follicle get tender for a bit too. Assuming it goes away it hasn’t killed me yet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck fascists perchance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nekome: Nazi Hunter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never played fortnite so it didn’t bother me. It was definitely cartoonier than I expected

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Decided to treat myself on this holiday weekend 🍦⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They had a bad listeria outbreak a few years ago. By itself, shit happens, but they refused to close the line and figure it out until multiple people died.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Decided to treat myself on this holiday weekend 🍦⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blue Bell kills people. Don’t give them your money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love houses that trap heat! /s⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is souterraine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real estate photography⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That is in the bedroom tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my current daddy fling born in the 1970s⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you back Violet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That hits hard, I lost my mama 4 or five years ago and I’m in my late 30’s with no fucking clue what’s going on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is longer, including Florida Man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Please God no. La is bad enough don’t make me florida.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians doing the country proud again...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, I disagree. Either the w or the p are going to be upside down.
  The nazis stole the “ok” symbol a few years ago.

  We can pretend it doesn’t mean it if you want

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians doing the country proud again...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That weird hand gesture is the white power symbol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawyer here: I concur!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, nom uniform suspension or adaptive suspension might be important.

  Probably not a good idea for 70 miles per hour but it might be a kick ass farm truck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you still believe after 6 years im still making payments on this piece.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol that’s a deep cut 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ninja! 🥷 💨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to train under his system! He is a top notch grifter!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I vaguely remember these but forgot what they were for⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They are for putting sheets of paper together like staples I think

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello 911, it's me again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the risk of shattering and never getting all the shards cleaned up, I assume

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello 911, it's me again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It should be fine until you put your weight on it. We have that documentary about it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This place is a prison⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  😅 i do most of my cleaning with alcohol. Is that not good?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carwful who you judge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This place is a prison⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Beer dries sticky, does hard liquor dry out clean? It’s mostly water and alcohol so it might be better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, the only way other than muscle relaxers to get it to calm down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Intense pain around your taint. It gets to the point that I can’t move or think when it happens, and it is triggered by “stuff” moving through my bowels so usually it makes me want to take an urgent shit while I’m immobile and in agony

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry that sounds awful. Not the same but I’ve started having prostate spasms and those are fucking horrible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean like a new specification? I think some of the mesh network protocols could be interesting if we can scale them up to billions of devices. I bet there is a way to route a few packets of text to an inbox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m at a loss for words⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are 4 panels, why not 4!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On the show Mr. Robot, just started watching I'm on episode 9, are all the hacks or whatever actually possible in real life?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They even mentioned metasploit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are not all UAP/UFO sightings fake or a trick of the eye?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh I don’t think that is true. Our current understanding of physics is such that it is impossible to move faster than light, but there is a lot of holes in our understanding of the universe.

  Even so, with 1 gravity of acceleration a pilot can visit the stars in a human lifetime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't realize it was so bad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s fake, or has been fixed. Ai is still a bullshit machine regardless