chocrates

@chocrates@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But the Canadien stock market is over 33,000!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can fuck off!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Start-up idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was gonna say, I do like th modern efficiencies. I’m waiting for a start up to make a heat pump oven

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If vegetarians eat vegetables, and humanitarians eat humans, what do Bavarians eat?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bavaria.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Code 2 had me rolling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I keep a brand new one of these mats from wanting to keep curling up on the ends?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mop the carpet! It’ll be cleaner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Norway anon pirates⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sent this to my partner. I didn’t have subtitles so I had to go find it real quick 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I keep a brand new one of these mats from wanting to keep curling up on the ends?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get a roller and put a thin layer of epoxy under all of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The jump from 2018 to 2023 was the 25 years I thought

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I publish my memoir and wrote about every bad thing people did to hurt me while the people mentioned are still alive, how much trouble could I get in?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only libel if it’s false. In the US at least

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lolol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does the world end partway through Greenland?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got that dog in me. (I am very ill.)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, you could probably leaves those out for months and not get sick eating them. The bread would go first, but that enriched store bread takes forever to mold

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cycle we are all living in⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey now, I destroy my body with food and alcohol every day. And weed and nicotine.
  The world still sucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft Closes Canadian Studio After It Unionizes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gaming industry relies on game devs being super passionate about it, so they can pay them less.
  My game dev friends almost all got out of it because they weren’t paid well and had to crunch all the time.

  In corporate software you get paid well and just hate the work you do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woops⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was gonna say, more believable if they sent him to Mexico or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful when choosing your profession⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t get it at first, but it’s a picture of an exterminator in ppe. So dude killed a bunch of bees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's it going to take to truly stop the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, fpv fiber optic drones are doing the work in Ukraine. I feel like our entire ground forces would crumble like Russia if it happened today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's it going to take to truly stop the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The us has a great track record of losing guerilla wars.
  Honestly we would probably fall to pieces if anyone invaded the lower 48. The population is not ready for wartime on our soil

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oil companies want to rape the land of resources.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PS5 ROM Keys Leaked: Sony’s Unpatchable Security Nightmare (2026) | The CyberSec Guru⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably going in the other direction. Now current gen ones are more valuable then the next gen they make.

  If Sony was selling ps5’s at cost or loss, then you could get a gaming pc and run Linux on it for cheaper than building one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PS5 ROM Keys Leaked: Sony’s Unpatchable Security Nightmare (2026) | The CyberSec Guru⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah ok. In my mind, sony wanted to sell consoles and a console in can hack is more interesting to me than before.

  They are basically just computers now, I wasn’t getting why it was such a big deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PS5 ROM Keys Leaked: Sony’s Unpatchable Security Nightmare (2026) | The CyberSec Guru⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? Other than allowing piracy and home brew stuff what does this mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If God (or any creator of the universe) exists would he be made out of atoms?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We simply cannot answer that. Nothing in our models can lead to omnipotence, so there is no way to theorize about it.

  We would need someone to propose an explanation that we could test.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The feed is about to get much crustier⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m lost yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia GeForce Now’s Time Limit Will Stop Gamers After 100 Hours Each Month⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Get a GPU and install moonlight. You can even do gpu passthrough and do it on a VM.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We used to drop a couple tabs to find ourselves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s trashed, I want to know why the sober people didn’t figure it out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chemotherapy mother⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “cocks theragun*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After originally being revealed in 2020, Ark 2 has been delayed again until 2028⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t an ark sequel just come out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  :term your way to freedom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anish Kapoor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know most of the details, this is a good write up https://www.thecollector.com/vantablack-anish-kapoor-stuart-semple-controversy/