LORDSMEGMA
@LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I would watch that ngl 8 hours ago:
GIVE YER BALLS A TUG YA TIT FUCKER
- Comment on I would watch that ngl 10 hours ago:
Fuck you Reilly! Your mom shot cum across the room, killed my Siamese fighting fish! Threw off the ph balance in its aquarium!
- Comment on I would watch that ngl 11 hours ago:
Wish ya werent so fuckin awkward, bud
- Comment on Me too, bro, me too... 1 day ago:
- Comment on I use way too many substitute tools. 1 day ago:
I’m glad I’m not the only one who bashes allen keys in until they work
- Comment on The throne 1 day ago:
hows that lid supposed to work
- Comment on Full circle. 4 days ago:
Ben Shapiro has less self awareness than a sea cucumber
- Comment on Hamdurger season 4 days ago:
Whats wrong honey? You haven’t fucked your hamdogger
- Comment on Welcome to the world of tomorrow! 5 days ago:
What if we got some people extensive plastic surgery to look just like the artemis 2 crew and act all surprised like how did we get a second crew they just came back two days ago
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Budd Dwyer
- Comment on Emissions go brrrr 1 week ago:
Imagine having a HP printer for a car.
This meme brought to you by carbon emissions.
- Comment on Welp we had a good run fam RIP 1 week ago:
Don’t tease me like that
- Comment on 360 1 week ago:
Shit, that would give me enough time to dive on the tracks right in front of the 5 people
- Comment on Shitpost 1 week ago:
but im a completionist
- Comment on Did you do this at your highschool? 1 week ago:
…in? 😳
- Comment on It's totally healthy and safe 1 week ago:
Mom, who is Mr Hands?
- Comment on GroverHaus East Wing 2 weeks ago:
That’s a reference I haven’t heard in a very long time.
- Comment on Okay but like the light has been green for 0.3 seconds 2 weeks ago:
I watched a bro dozer coal roll a prius doing 60 in the left lane a few days ago. I get it. I still think rolling coal should be illegal, but I get it.
- Comment on Horn posting 2 weeks ago:
I used to have a saved comment (might have been from the reddit days) about how shitty horses are. Went into great detail about all the problems horse can have and they are basically an evolutionary dead end
- Comment on Horn posting 2 weeks ago:
Are they whole separate tracts?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Tip-to-tip efficiency!
- Comment on It is time to dispel all of the disinformation surrounding the life & death of Charlie Kirk. 3 weeks ago:
I don’t think cpr works when you have no blood left
- Comment on This ancient Bible contains books missing from modern scripture and has been preserved almost unchanged for centuries. - Truth Undone 3 weeks ago:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
- Comment on Anon has anxiety 4 weeks ago:
I’d expect the long term effects to be more psychological. Such as thinking you can only feel awake with caffeine
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 4 weeks ago:
Last time I got a new bladder I made a margarita in an old one. It was awesome
- Comment on cigs w/o u 4 weeks ago:
Man I miss cigarettes. That stale smoke smell that permeated everything reminds me of childhood
- Comment on Cursed image thread 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Cursed image thread 4 weeks ago:
Don’t show this to the Ukrainian guy storming trenches with an AK covered in anime stickers
- Comment on fuck it, just paste your clipboard in the comments 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 4 weeks ago:
