LORDSMEGMA
@LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Emissions go brrrr 1 day ago:
Imagine having a HP printer for a car.
This meme brought to you by carbon emissions.
- Comment on Welp we had a good run fam RIP 3 days ago:
Don’t tease me like that
- Comment on 360 5 days ago:
Shit, that would give me enough time to dive on the tracks right in front of the 5 people
- Comment on Shitpost 5 days ago:
but im a completionist
- Comment on Did you do this at your highschool? 5 days ago:
…in? 😳
- Comment on It's totally healthy and safe 1 week ago:
Mom, who is Mr Hands?
- Comment on GroverHaus East Wing 1 week ago:
That’s a reference I haven’t heard in a very long time.
- Comment on Okay but like the light has been green for 0.3 seconds 1 week ago:
I watched a bro dozer coal roll a prius doing 60 in the left lane a few days ago. I get it. I still think rolling coal should be illegal, but I get it.
- Comment on Horn posting 1 week ago:
I used to have a saved comment (might have been from the reddit days) about how shitty horses are. Went into great detail about all the problems horse can have and they are basically an evolutionary dead end
- Comment on Horn posting 1 week ago:
Are they whole separate tracts?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Tip-to-tip efficiency!
- Comment on It is time to dispel all of the disinformation surrounding the life & death of Charlie Kirk. 2 weeks ago:
I don’t think cpr works when you have no blood left
- Comment on This ancient Bible contains books missing from modern scripture and has been preserved almost unchanged for centuries. - Truth Undone 2 weeks ago:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
- Comment on Anon has anxiety 3 weeks ago:
I’d expect the long term effects to be more psychological. Such as thinking you can only feel awake with caffeine
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 3 weeks ago:
Last time I got a new bladder I made a margarita in an old one. It was awesome
- Comment on cigs w/o u 3 weeks ago:
Man I miss cigarettes. That stale smoke smell that permeated everything reminds me of childhood
- Comment on Cursed image thread 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Cursed image thread 3 weeks ago:
Don’t show this to the Ukrainian guy storming trenches with an AK covered in anime stickers
- Comment on fuck it, just paste your clipboard in the comments 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on german bedtime stories be like 3 weeks ago:
What are you going to do, kill me?
proceeds to mash button like 80 times
- Comment on FADED. 🥴 3 weeks ago:
Of course she is. That world is entirely populated by grifters.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
If you’re finding bio titans, fucking run
- Comment on you 4 weeks ago:
Why does your boss have a boner?
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 4 weeks ago:
I remember that. At the time, I was dating a girl who was a bit obsessed with Christy Mack, so she was pretty shook up. Of course, I responded “Some guy Called War Machine is a massive asshole? I am SHOCKED.” Apparently that was not the right answer.
- Comment on Under the seaaaaaa... 4 weeks ago:
hes so ripped his muscles have muscles
- Comment on me btw 5 weeks ago:
Where’s that madman that uses ffmpeg instead of cat
- Comment on This is absolutely a shitpost. Send to someone who needs to hear it. 5 weeks ago:
You can say shit, but not ass?
- Comment on I assure you, it's not good. 1 month ago:
Sounds like you need to masturbate more
- Comment on Understanding Service Industry Induced ADHD (SIADHD) 1 month ago:
I feel so validated
