LORDSMEGMA

@LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is absolutely a shitpost. Send to someone who needs to hear it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You can say shit, but not ass?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assure you, it's not good.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you need to masturbate more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understanding Service Industry Induced ADHD (SIADHD)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel so validated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kellogg ---> Epstein⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kellogg ---> Epstein⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had my buddy believing for a while that all Jewish boys keep their foreskins and turn it in for a free trip to Israel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a very tasty snack⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can have the ‘spam eggs bacon and spam’. That hasn’t got much spam in it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets an exotic pet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a fucking awful day to have eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no doubt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are mesh, so as long as you’re sticking the drugs themselves in a dimebag first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't have said it better⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grapefruit Redbull⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Def drink grapefruit juice if you’re taking e. The extra vitamins help a ton and it’ll extend the high.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You were always on my mind⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No Bubbies? You’re missing out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get that silicussy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this better?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billie Eilish and "stolen land"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anti-phil language⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had no idea his name was that long

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. You can only pick one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine the farts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blankets gonna be floating 2 feet above the bed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tacos for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That should be illegal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The toys were accurate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Major Bing Bong⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Respectfully

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The #1 trick Furries dont want you to know!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Marinading isn’t even for good steaks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things used to be simpler⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If penis is the problem, is what am I supposed to do cocaine off of?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Real life vault 106 let’s gooooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender chicken⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would totally fuck some mac n cheese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jississippi is an interesting name for someone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP to a real one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that not Martha Stewart?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rest in pepperoni⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this really how I find out? Anyways that fuckin weirdo can eat shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You never know who you're arguing with⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I did a business!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A 5% mix of PVA to heal wounds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, this is a Wendy’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t his silence get ruled an admission? I don’t think he won.