LORDSMEGMA
@LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Amazing footage of a circular UFO with a sign flying over California. 1 day ago:
With the rise in AI videos, ufo videos seem even more useless than they were before
- Comment on Getting to know each other 1 day ago:
Oh yea, I can’t blame em. It comes out at a slight angle and sometimes is unpredictable. If she wants to aim, were doing that in the shower.
- Comment on Getting to know each other 2 days ago:
Turns out y’all have terrible fucking aim. Not falling for that one again
- Comment on You cant stop me 2 days ago:
- Comment on Im liking this trend of bikini bottoms showing off the most outer bit to tje thigh unexposed. That is all just commentkngnon a mass social trend that wasnt possible 20.years ago 3 days ago:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
- Comment on It's my cake day. Where's my gifts? 4 days ago:
- Comment on It's my cake day. Where's my gifts? 4 days ago:
- Comment on SIX DOLLAR SHRIMP SPECIAL 5 days ago:
*SRIMP
- Comment on Flock of scissors 1 week ago:
It’s okay, I stole this one
- Comment on Flock of scissors 1 week ago:
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
As I understand, the number of incidents was no worse than other travel areas. Just that the Bermuda triangle is such a heavily traveled area, meaning more incidents
- Comment on MEGASOTA 2 weeks ago:
But imagine a world with no Wisconsin! Just a Biggersota!
- Comment on MEGASOTA 2 weeks ago:
Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma are all pretty much the same thing anyways. Also do we really need Wisconsin? I, for one fully support Meggasota
- Comment on What makes a man? 3 weeks ago:
Plug her into the router?
- Comment on Fucking knee. 3 weeks ago:
I’m thinking of Pink Floyd. What does that make me?
- Comment on Communism 3 weeks ago:
Don’t forget to pack a wife!
- Comment on Communism 3 weeks ago:
It’s a holiday in Cambodia!
- Comment on LA is proposing a subway system for Dodger Stadium. This will allow people to commute from the stadium parking area to the stadium 4 weeks ago:
LA and bulldozing neighborhoods is sadly a tale as old as time
- Comment on LA is proposing a subway system for Dodger Stadium. This will allow people to commute from the stadium parking area to the stadium 4 weeks ago:
Even better, its on top of a hill with only a couple roads access. Needless to say, traffic is a fucking nightmare. Put a subway in from literally anywhere else to the stadium would be a better option.
- Comment on Im pretty sure Charlie Kirk would have called for your execution 4 weeks ago:
face is too big
- Comment on Lol she's gonna die laughing 4 weeks ago:
She can just put her thumb in her mouth and blow really hard to reinflate herself
- Comment on What’s your favorite video game that most people didn’t like ?? 4 weeks ago:
Im glad Im not alone here! I loved the shit outta Saints Row IV
- Comment on If it doesn't have sugar or alcohol , I don't want it 5 weeks ago:
At least its got more alcohol than whats in the fridge
- Comment on If it doesn't have sugar or alcohol , I don't want it 5 weeks ago:
Where’s the alcohol?
- Comment on heater 5 weeks ago:
It’s cherry flavored!
- Comment on Anon is an introvert 5 weeks ago:
introverted and alcoholic? Please tell me more about this wonderful place called Finland
- Comment on British canals are 2 to 4 ft deep and don't have currents. Did they not know how to simply stand up? 5 weeks ago:
You only need a few inches of water to drown. What’s your point?
- Comment on Choose chicken. 5 weeks ago:
Cows eat grass and corn tho. Therefore cows are made of plants, therefore cows are vegetables. Checkmate carnivores.
- Comment on (im vegan) 1 month ago:
Seriously tho I would take a bath in nacho cheese
- Comment on The Illuminati are ending the world May 17 2027 1 month ago:
Wait until op figures out earth is already ravaged by viruses
