I think they just wanna fuck
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Submitted 2 months ago by ms_serein@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lena@gregtech.eu 2 months ago
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Right? I cannot for the love of me understand people who hate it. It’s literally nature greeting you in the morning with a goddamn song. What more do you expect??
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Them to play heavy metal
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The chickens that live up the hill from me can go to hell any time of day
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
In the millennia we’ve had domestic chickens of all shapes and sizes, but nobody has bred a silent rooster? I just don’t get that.
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Especially juvenile mockingbirds who scream like fucking banshees all night, not having learned any melodies and just being desperately horny. This occurs on my roof every spring. Wonderful.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The ones around here do car alarms
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Human: bird song is so beautiful
Bird: HEY BABY! HEY MISS! YOU’RE SO HOT! LET’S FUCK! I HAVE THE BEST TREE! HEY BRO FUCK OFF THIS IS MY TREE! HEY BABY DID YOU SEE ME CHASE THAT GUY OFF? I’M THE BEST, LET’S FUCK!
FishFace@piefed.social 2 months ago
I can tell OP has never lived anywhere with seagulls.
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Or magpies.
darthsundhaft@piefed.social 2 months ago
🤍🤍🤍
mbp@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
So cute ♥️
Settings@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
Ha- I thought for sure this was some shitty LadyButterfly post.
mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Awww good morning guys
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Noce to knowbthat those little bastards are as horny as I am
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
My brother’s parrot used to hump his swing toy until he removed it from the cage. This is a real issue and can cause hormonal aggression! Birds are horny as FUCK
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago