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• mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

  Awww good morning guys

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Noce to knowbthat those little bastards are as horny as I am

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My brother’s parrot used to hump his swing toy until he removed it from the cage. This is a real issue and can cause hormonal aggression! Birds are horny as FUCK

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  • Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🎶LOOK AT MY WEINEEEERRRRR!🎶

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• lena@gregtech.eu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think they just wanna fuck

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Right? I cannot for the love of me understand people who hate it. It’s literally nature greeting you in the morning with a goddamn song. What more do you expect??

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  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Them to play heavy metal

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The chickens that live up the hill from me can go to hell any time of day

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  • ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In the millennia we’ve had domestic chickens of all shapes and sizes, but nobody has bred a silent rooster? I just don’t get that.

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• turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Especially juvenile mockingbirds who scream like fucking banshees all night, not having learned any melodies and just being desperately horny. This occurs on my roof every spring. Wonderful.

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The ones around here do car alarms

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Human: bird song is so beautiful

  Bird: HEY BABY! HEY MISS! YOU’RE SO HOT! LET’S FUCK! I HAVE THE BEST TREE! HEY BRO FUCK OFF THIS IS MY TREE! HEY BABY DID YOU SEE ME CHASE THAT GUY OFF? I’M THE BEST, LET’S FUCK!

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• FishFace@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can tell OP has never lived anywhere with seagulls.

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  • ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or magpies.

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• darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🤍🤍🤍

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• mbp@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So cute ♥️

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• Settings@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ha- I thought for sure this was some shitty LadyButterfly post.

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