ikidd

@ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I support this⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Toss that shit out, these assholes keep putting stuff I don’t want in the carts I take from them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pulled over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Fuck, Larry, every time we get high I start hallucinating that you’re a cop.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gonna plaster this flier around town. What funny bullshit should I put in the QR code for the RSVP?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Glorious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do they stop play when the puck goes into the netting in hockey? usually it just comes back down to the. ice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember seeing a woman take a puck in the face off a deflected Slapshot, before the netting was used. She might have ended up with a defensemans smile.

  You were kind of expected to be able to handle yourself if you had tickets behind the goal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I made a post poking fun at how bad a Pro-AI image was, and naturally people crashed out at the sight of AI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t planning on dying on the slopes of Everest for everyone to look at as they passed by for the next 50 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does the world view America now that the Dems are in control of congress? Or are they waiting for the DIC to be thrown out?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll talk in a few decades. Until then, don’t call is, we’ll call you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨manly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got 4 and 6 covered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peace and quiet⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And it’s still 1200 years until humans reach NZ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a proposal for you⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I use the knife to mug a Special Forces sniper team for their Barrett 50 cal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"cO₂ iS pLaNt FoOd"⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Micronutrients are generally represented in foliar fertilizers or seed treatments, not granular fertilizers. So things like boron, copper, zinc, sulphur, manganese, etc are applied by spray, generally, since there is better uptake via leaves than roots, though much of it will hit the soil for later use.

  We’ve even identified fields where we applied a certain amount of gold, which is used for better disease resistance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me with my DDR3 system seeing all these RAM memes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell, I just bought 128Gb of ECC DDR3 for one of my homeservers. I’m rich as Croesus!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eddie Connections⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dishwasher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's going on with PHP?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No TV And No Beer Make Homer Go Crazy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's going on with PHP?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  None of the POCs work and it’s not an issue in a fresh install.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's going on with PHP?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a bug. Update it.

  Pretty simple, but apparently people have decided to lose their minds over this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They never have self perception of their size⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My golden still wants to climb in my lap when I work at the computer. And since she only has 3 legs, it’s pretty sketchy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuck Coding⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, I get to watch porn while the agent codes. The meme works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Office Space (1999)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mail some to them in the office courier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Takes 2 days to drive from Thunder Bay to Toronto.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An award-winning ESPN producer resigned after 24 years over the network's embrace of sports betting: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s extremely scary about online sportsbetting is how they game the user into falling further into the spiral with dark patterns. I can’t see that anyone with a slightly addictive personality could possibly not get completely railroaded into massive debt.

  This shit has to be addressed, and soon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the chance to do it all over again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sell my hockey cards and buy Microsoft.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔🤔🤔⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in the 100m dash, trying to get sub 10s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon joins girl's night⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, that’s the fisting part of girl’s night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m actually kinda surprised. I figured people go to church to learn how to be racist. If you didn’t have a bunch of bigots around you telling you how to hate the other, you probably wouldn’t have that attitude. And fuck knows, Christians can certainly do bigotry proud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Must have been an aryan in the woodpile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Military Surveillance Complex⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Subscription to 4 packs of XXL condoms, weekly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True story⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because you can hear too well and want to fix that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some have greatness thrust upon them⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get a bidet sprayer you can put on the toilet water supply. That’ll give your asshole some time to heal instead of being reopened every time you wipe and prevent worse problems. You will also become addicted to having a nice clean asshole all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Has the frog been boiled yet?