No thanks, Honey isn't vegan

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• Hundun@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I use stairs. It’s better for the heart

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• tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  You ladies like lemmy? There’s a whole bunch of socialism in my room and we’ve got femboys coming up later.

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• Photonic@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I mean, they’re gonna have to try a lot harder than this generic orange bimbo-look. Every other girl on insta has this look. It’s like IKEA furniture. I looked at this pic for three seconds and I got bored already.

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  • 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    If they want to honeypot me, they’re going to need fursuits.

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  • gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    What would you prefer, one of the mass-produced goth girls from the goth girl industrial complex?

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    • cm0002@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Well fuck, you guys are gonna see me on the news for leaking secrets if that’s on the table

      …for legal reasons, that was a joke

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    • Photonic@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Nice try Xi Jinping!

      (But if it’s really you I’d like one of those defederalised rogue girls)

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    • lath@piefed.social ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Now we’re talking.

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    • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Clearly

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  • iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    For real, I’d continue staring at my phone

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• frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  If you try "openers" on women walking into elevators like a captive audience you deserve to die in a fire

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  • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Counter point:
    I always liked this elevator. It picks me up when I’m down.

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    • Sturgist@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Counter counterpoint:
      Unfortunately it always brings me down when I’m up.

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    but where else am i going to meet someone

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• gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I’d say to them the same thing I say to anyone else.

  “Hi. What floor? Have a good night.”

  What is this, an Axe commercial?

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    1000004843

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    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Most men do

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• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I move to the side and brace for the most shrill pair of voices whose conversations consist mostly of “oh my gawd” “I’m like, really” and them complaining about what most other people would consider less than a mild inconvenience

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  • 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

    Can you believe that guy in the lobby didn’t hold the door open for us?

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• Makeitstop@lemmy.world ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I take my job very seriously. They’re gonna have to work pretty hard if they want that blend of 11 herbs and spices.

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  • lettruthout@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Is that what kids are calling it these days?

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• CompostMaterial@lemmy.world ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  'Sup. Continue doom scrolling my phone

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• BC_viper@lemmy.world ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Hey, if they want to try its my obligation to test my skills against theirs.

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  • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    “Mr President, another Scholar’s mate has hit the chess board”

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